Shurtugal781226
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Joined 08-30-11, id: 3211690, Profile Updated: 04-26-12
Author has written 10 stories for Glee.

Hi I'm Mallory. I'm 20 year old college student. I like writing. Like a lot.

I used to write Harry Potter fanfiction on a website called Quizilla WAYYYY back in the day, and I had thousands of awesome readers. So I'm not really sure why I've never joined this website before, but here I am.

I am one of those tumblr people: unshurtugal.

I guess that's it.

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7582 - Favs: 7,938 - Follows: 7,500 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23757 - Favs: 13,411 - Follows: 12,319 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 201,105 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 5,161 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Who You Gonna Call? by an-alternate-world reviews
Darren needs to learn to move his hips for 'It's Not Unusual'. And there's really only one other person in the Glee cast that knows how to move their hips THAT well.. RPF.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,538 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Businessman and the Hitman by AmieLeighLuna reviews
A Tumblr Collab with Shurtugal781226. Blaine gets propositioned by a strange man in his father's place of business. This man might know him more than Blaine knows himself. But one thing is for sure, Kurt was not a man to be messed with. smut .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Not Alone by LauGS reviews
Chris never wanted to admit to anyone he was feeling extremely alone, but Darren was his best friend and knew him deeply. Well, not as deeply as he was about to. I really suck when I try to write summaries!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,762 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Part of Your World by illyriazshell reviews
Kurt, miserable at McKinley, makes a deal with Sue to transfer to Dalton. The absurd condition; he gives up his voice until he receives a kiss of "true love" from Blaine, obviously. Runs in parallel with Season 2, slight AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,001 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton Reform School for Boys by E. M. Zeray reviews
AU Klaine. Dalton is not the place Kurt Hummel belongs. Still he's determined to stick it out for the six months the judge sentences him with and when he meets Blaine Anderson, he starts to think that might not be so difficult...but it might be dangerous.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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Things Are Different, But You Still Pretend reviews
RPF: Darren and Chris attended East Clovis High together, and even started dating. All was great until Darren disappears off the face of the planet after graduation, with not so much as a phone call. They meet again when Darren is cast on Glee!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,990 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Here We Go Again Infatuation reviews
Once Kurt moved to New York after graduation, Blaine was stuck in Ohio for his senior year. They inevitably broke up and eventually lost touch. Years later, they meet again, and despite so many changes since high school, love could still be there.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Philosophy's a Liar reviews
AU: Blaine Anderson is an instructor for a performing arts class at NYU. He finds himself attracted to intriguing, yet inappropriate new student, Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,271 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Seems Like Forever Ago reviews
AU: A very troubled 21 year-old Kurt lives in New York City and is attending NYADA with Rachel. One night he meets Blaine Anderson, whom he vaguely remembers being in a competing show choir, the Dalton Academy Warblers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,408 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Spicing It Up reviews
Klaine Oneshot: Professors Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson have eyes for each other, just haven't acted upon it yet. Very smutty!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Welcome to the Matrix reviews
This is a Criss/Colfer RPF with a little twist. It is in 2nd person, and the main character is YOU. Except you are a member of Starkid. You switch bodies with Darren Criss. I own nothing Glee or Starkid. Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Late Night Hookup reviews
RPF: Criss/Colfer oneshot. Chris surprises Darren before an interview, smutty times ensue. I wrote this on Tumblr, but I thought I'd share here too.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Boy You Got Me Blinded reviews
RPF: Criss/Colfer oneshot. This is the story of why Darren only got 2 hours of sleep before his 2nd benefit concert in New York. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Chemical Emotions reviews
This is my head-canon of how Kurt and Blaine will take their relationship to the next level, post-season 2 finale. I own nothing Glee, I'm just a fangirl. May contain spoilers as season 3 wears on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss Me I'm Irish reviews
Criss/Colfer RPF oneshot. When Darren kisses Chris onstage on July 3rd in Dublin, the last night of the Glee Live tour, many interesting things happen. Rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete