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**Twilight of Craigslist Fanfic Contest**
hosted byNayarit, Wonderwallthefirst, and InYourHonor1211

We’re looking for you to create your best Craigslist ads with our favorite Twilight characters in mind. This is a two part, anonymous contest. The first part of the contest is looking for original Twilight Craigslist ads. The second part of the contest focuses on one-shots based on Craigslist ads. You may participate in either part of the contest or both.


ANNOUNCING OUR CONTEST WINNERS!

1st Place Favorite Ad Popular Vote: Beautiful Girl with the Baseball Bat by ManderBetis
2nd Place Best Canon/AU Ad Popular Vote: Infuriating Bookstore Jerk...wfm by badjujube
2nd Place Most Romantic Ad Popular Vote: Abandoned Blue Barns by anonymous
2nd Place Funniest Ad Popular Vote: (tie) Free Tofurkey and Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy, and Beautiful Girl with the Baseball Bat by ManderBetis

1st Place Favorite One-shot Popular Vote: Keep the Tofurkey Bring on the Beer by MrsSpaceCowboy

1st Place One-shot Judges Vote: Lost and Found by albymangroves

2nd Place Plummy's One-shot Choice: Lost and Found by albymangroves

2nd Place Midsouthmama's One-shot Choice: Lost and Found by albymangroves

2nd Place VampiresHaveLaws' One-shot Choice: Keep the Tofurkey Bring on the Beer by MrsSpaceCowboy

2nd Place Nolebucgrl's One-shot Choice: Lost and Found by albymangroves
3rd Place Best Canon/AU One-shot Popular Vote: Lovely Rust by greyskiesatdawn
3rd Place Most Romantic One-shot Popular Vote: Lost and Found by albymangroves

3rd Place Funniest One-shot Popular Vote: Keep the Tofurkey Bring on the Beer by MrsSpaceCowboy


Congrats to all the winners on all your hard work!


Contest Prizes:

1st place: There will be ONE Popular vote 1st place winner for the AD contest, ONE Popular Vote 1st place winner for the ONE-SHOT contest, and ONE 1st place Judges’ Vote for the ONE-SHOT contest.

All winners will be awarded a story banner created bytime_lights or misforMarisa and any appropriate bragging rights. All 1st place winners and 2nd place One-shot winners will recieve personalized banners. All 2nd place Ad winners and 3rd place winners will receive a standard contest winning banner. Banners will be issued after all contest winners are revealed.

The Fictionators will host the winning announcement, along with a small write-up and author pimpage!

The amazing ssherrill115 (author of Dear Diary) atSouthern Fan Fiction Review is going to run a 2-day spread for all 1st place winners to include interviews, reviews, write-ups and author pimpage galore. Then, for the 2nd place winners, a 1-day spread to include the same. 3rd place will get a write-up mention.

MyReadingLounge
, run by the spectacular Raum (author ofDe Immortalitate), is going to run an interview, review, and make a blinkie for 1st place winners. 2nd place winners will receive a review. 3rd place will receive an honorable mention.

The bad-ass peeps over at Misfics are going to run an interview for all 1st place winners, a write-up for all 2nd place, and an honorable mention for our 3rd place.

And ALL winners will receive a pimpage write-up (review for 1st and 2nd and an honorable mention for 3rd) at the following sites: Twi-Fic News, Twific Reviews, The Wayward Pushers, FicObsessed, TwiMuses, andUnderfictionated.

Contest Judges:

Nolebucgrl, enticing writer of the seductive fics First and Ten and Words with Friends.
VampiresHaveLaws, amazing author of the heart-stopping stories Evading Edward and Cracks in the Pavement.
Midsouthmama, fanfic junkie, reader extraordinaire, and a classic Southern belle with an expertise in sweet tea.
Twanza, imaginative author behind such evocative works as Love in Idleness and Pressed for Time.

** Part I **


**Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest**

Additional Prizes:

Along with the first place prizes the AD contest will 2nd place prizes in the following categories:

- Funniest
- Most Romantic
- Best Canon/AU

Note: One story may win more than one award.
Note: Hosts may alter award categories based on contest participation.

Important Dates:

1. Submissions will be accepted between September 28, 2011 and October 22, 2011 (closes at 11:59 PDT). There will be no exceptions to the deadline.
2. Popular Voting will begin on October 25, 2011 and run through November 11, 2011.
3. Winners will be announced on November 12, 2011 via twitter. Follow: @TwiCraigslist
Note: the Hosts reserve the right to adjust dates of popular voting protocol based on contest participation.
Note: The winners of Part I of the Twilight of Craigslist Contest will remain anonymous until final votes are counted through Part II. This is to stimulate creativity and collaboration, and we encourage aspiring writers to participate and submit an entry based on any of the Craigslist Ads from Part I.
4. We will host a Q&A session on September 22, 2011 at 8 pm Eastern on twitter and ADFto answer any burning questions you may have.

Rules (Please read ALL posted rules):

1. Please read: This contest is ANONYMOUS
- Instructions are given below for submission.
- Do NOT disclose the name/title of your ad or picture.
- Do NOT post your AD or picture on your ffn profile until AFTER the winners have been announced.
- Do NOT pimp any individual AD or picture. This includes: twitter, author notes in other stories, forums, etc.
- Please do not “hint” or create an unfair advantage in any way. Do not hint at your picture, pairing, ad scenario or location, etc. Refrain from doing ANYTHING that would provide readers a way to link author to ad.
- Please DO pimp the Contest.
2. Word count limits (not including A/N and header): A MAXIMUM of 1500
3. Collaborations are acceptable.
4. Each participating author or collaboration may submit as many entries as they like.
5. Submissions may not be previously published works, previously published Craigslist ads with name changes, continuations of previously published works, or outtakes from current stories.
6. Ad entries will not require any form of beta-ing or be held to any technical writing standard. Use author discretion. If the intent of your ad is to have grammar and spelling errors, then do so. If you wish, have someone beta it just in case.
7. Please Read: Write what you want, but if you write some craziness, expect that we'll pretend you didn't. Meaning, we really won't take your submission seriously, and we'll take your story down if you write about pedophilia, bestiality, rape for titillation, etc. Entries deemed inappropriate will not be accepted.
8. Other:
- All Twilight characters are eligible.
- All pairings are eligible
- AH, AU, Canon are all acceptable and encouraged!
- Any rating K-M.
- Lemons, insinuation of lemons, are acceptable but are not required.

Submission Instructions:

1. Submissions will be accepted between September 28, 2011 and October 22, 2011 (closes at 11:59 PDT). There will be no exceptions to the deadline.
2. Submissions should be sent as doc, doc.x, or in body of email totwilightofcraigslistcontest@gmail.com, with subject line: AD Entry for Contest.
- Questions should be directed to the above email address, via PM through this fanfiction account, or via DM through the Twitteraccount.
- Submissions will be posted to THIS profile once reviewed.
3. Optional: please send a pic that relates to your ad. We will submit picteases for the contest submissions and would love to promote your ad!
4. Repeat: Do NOT post your ad to your profile until AFTER the ENTIRE (this means parts I and II) contest is over. This is an anonymous contest. Winning ads will be announced but it is imperative we keep identities of the writers anonymous til the end of both contests. Please respect your fellow authors and keep it that way.
5. Please include the following header with your submission:


Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
FFN profile web address(es) (Names will be kept anonymous):
Twitter address (if applicable):
Title:
Rating:
Word Count (minus A/N and header):
Character and/or Pairing is left up to the discretion of the writer. If you would like us to include it, please add this.
Warnings and Disclaimer(if applicable)
STANDARD CRAIGSLIST AD HEADER (which must be included in your ad, and the top line will be used as your summary on FFN):
--> An example of a STANDARD CRAIGSLIST AD HEADER - Headline MUST be under 150 character count (similar to a tweet) a date, a time, and a fictional contact email:

$400 / 1100ft² - Room and bath available! Looking for female roomate who loves dogs! (LaPush)
Date: 2011-09-01, 3:33PM MST
Reply to: Jakeshouseparty@craigslist.org

Looking for a little encouragement? Look down below to our entry examples. These are also acceptable prompts for Part II of the contest.

** Part II **


**Twilight of Craigslist ONE-SHOT Contest**

Additional Prizes:

Along with the first place overall prize for the ONE-SHOT contest, the judges will each pick an individual favorite for 2nd place.

3rd place winners will be selected by popular vote in the following categories:
- Funniest
- Most Romantic
- Best Canon/AU

Note: One story may win more than one award.
Note: Hosts may alter award categories based on contest participation.

Important Dates:

1. Submissions will be accepted between November 14, 2011 and January 10, 2012 (closes at 11:59 PST). There will be no exceptions to the deadline.
2. Popular Voting and Judge's Voting will begin on January, 12 2012 and run through January 22, 2012.
3. Winners will be announced on January 27, 2012 via twitter. Follow: @TwiCraigslist
Note: the Hosts reserve the right to adjust dates of popular voting protocol based on contest participation.
4. We will host a Q&A session on September 22, 2011 at 8 pm Eastern on twitter and ADF to answer any burning questions you may have.

Rules (Please read ALL posted rules):

1. Please read: This contest is ANONYMOUS
- Instructions are given below for submission.
- Do NOT disclose the name of your story or picture.
- Do NOT disclose the name/title of the ad you chose as your prompt, do not pimp it, or hint at it.
- Do NOT post your story on your ffn profile until AFTER the winners have been announced.
- Do NOT pimp any individual story. This includes: twitter, author notes in other stories, forums, etc.
- Please do not “hint” or create an unfair advantage in any way. This includes: divulging the ad prompt you are using, the pictease, the length of your story, the characters, etc. ANYTHING that would provide readers a way to link author to the story.
- Please DO pimp the Contest.
2. You must choose ONE ad as your prompt. You can use any ad submisson or one of the entry examples submitted by the Hosts.
Note: all ads submitted in Part I are fair game for use in Part II, regardless of orginial author. Upon completion of the contest, please give original ad writer credit once you upload your story to your FF profile and link to their FF profiles, if applicable.
3. One-shot must include Craigslist ad that prompted it in some manner.
4. Word count limits (not including A/N, header, or Craigslist ad you are using): 2k - 15k
5. Collaborations are acceptable.
6. Each participating author or collaboration may submit as many entries as they like, BUT ONE AD PER ENTRY.
7. Submissions may not be previously published works, continuations of previously published works, or outtakes from current stories. The one-shot cannot be continued until the contest is complete. If it's a great story, please continue. It'll be a long winter and we'd love to curl up with your story.
8. One-shot entries should be beta’d before submission. The Hosts reserve the right to return any entries with substantial grammar and/or spelling errors for re-submission after being revised. Please don't make us. That's kind of uncomfortable. If you do not have a beta, please look to a site such as Project Team Beta or Sparkly Red Pen to assist you.
9. Please Read: Write what you want, but if you write some craziness, expect that we'll pretend you didn't. Meaning, we really won't take your submission seriously, and we'll take your story down if you write about pedophilia, bestiality, rape for titillation, etc. Entries deemed inappropriate will not be accepted.
10. Other:
- All Twilight characters are eligible.
- All pairings are eligible
- AH, AU, or Canon are all acceptable.
- Any rating K-M.
- Lemons are acceptable but are not required.

Submission Instructions:

1. Submissions will be accepted between November 14, 2011 and January 10, 2012 (closes at 11:59 PST). There will be no exceptions to the deadline.
2. Submissions should be sent as doc, doc.x, or in body of email to twilightofcraigslistcontest@gmail.com, with subject line: ONE-SHOT Entry for Contest.
- Questions should be directed to the above email address, via PM through this fanfiction account, or via DM through the Twitteraccount.
- Submissions will be posted to THIS profile once reviewed.
3. Include title and link to FFN ad that prompted one-shot.
4. Optional: please send a pic that relates to your story. We will submit picteases for the contest submissions and would love to promote your one-shot!
5. Repeat: Do NOT post your one-shot to your profile until AFTER the contest is over. This is an anonymous contest. Please respect your fellow authors and keep it that way.
6. Please include the following header with your submission:


Contest: Twilight of Craigslist ONE-SHOT Contest (Part II)
FFN profile web address(es):
Twitter address(es) (if applicable):
FFN Link to ad that prompted one-shot:
Title:
Rating:
Word Count (minus A/N, header, and Craigslist ad):
Summary (250 characters or less, including spaces and punctuation):
Character and/or Pairing (will be added to one-shot unless advised otherwise by author):
Warnings and Disclaimer(if applicable):

Now go forth and submit your entries! We are looking forward to reading your work.

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Hardcover Paranormal Romance reviews
"It's not like I enjoy being a jerk; I just have my reasons." Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
If the Moon Fell Down Tonight reviews
Bella answers a craigslist ad in an attempt to earn the money to pay off her student loan, but what begins as a way to make some quick money may just end as something completely different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Meet the Family reviews
Edward needs a fake fiancée for the weekend. Bella loses a bet. Perfect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
From Sea to Shining Sea reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée. A meddling roommate and a lonely girl who's always wanted to see the Atlantic Ocean. Is it too good to be true, or have they caught a break on Craigslist?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
Love on the Rails reviews
Edward was determined to find the girl who turned a disaster into a dream, and Bella just couldn't get the mystery man from her commute off her mind. Will their paths cross again, or would four hours be all they'd ever have?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Musings of InertEddie reviews
Assumptions, meddling parents and a best friend who's a liability makes a small lie end in fireworks on July fourth—will he crash and burn?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
He finds a camera, and his courage. She finds a mysterious, romantic ad. Fate finds them both. AH, Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Unmarked reviews
My brother, Emmett, saw the Craigslist ad, but I was the one who found the deal of a lifetime. A blank DVD case never looked so good, or, after meeting its owner, held so much promise before. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lonely plus Honest equals Friends? reviews
Two lonely people looking for an honest connection reach out in desperation. Can they put aside their own issues to help the other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Lovely Rust reviews
He doesn't always say what he feels but that doesn't mean he feels any less. Being a father is hard. Takes palce late Aug-early Jan. Canon/slightly AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Charlie S. - Complete
The Lonely Soul reviews
AH. Carlisle Cullen is a single father of two boys who has just pledged his undying love to a woman he's never even met. Will she answer his question or leave him out in the cold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
CASTING CALL for new NBC show reviews
WANTED! Actors and extras for new NBC TV show –New York City-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Crossed Wires! reviews
I never forget a face! Don't lose my number this time! -Forks-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
I Don't Want No Scrub reviews
I Don't Want No Scrub—& I Don't Mean Doctors! -Classified Location-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Could you be the Gryffindor's Champion? reviews
LINCOLN THEATER, 11-18-05 W4M. Muggle seeks identity of Hufflepuff who comforted "Gryffindor" sister at movie's end - Port Angeles -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Dream Girl On Train reviews
Please Notice Me, Dream Girl in Quiet Car - Chicago -
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Looking for a Dad, Need a Lawyer reviews
Looking for a dad, need a lawyer. - NYC NY -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Personal Ad via BFF reviews
Looking for Hot Sexy Single Man for my BFF - Forks, WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
The Mac to My Cheese reviews
Got dared to do this-Trick or treat with the hottest dude in town! - Forks, WA -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Slave Needed reviews
Slave Needed - Chicago, IL -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Driving Instructor Needed reviews
Driving Instructor Needed - city near you -
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Tired of Being Around Kids reviews
Adult Companionship Needed—Absolutely No Kid Talk Allowed - your city -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Scrumptiously Sweaty Yard Boy Needed reviews
I need a sexy man to call attention to my precious melons. - Port Angeles WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Penis Terrorizing Dog Found reviews
Ferocious Man Hating Dog Found Near Forks. Is it yours? - Forks, WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Ghost Hunters Wanted reviews
Experienced Ghost hunter looking for open-minded people - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Best Manny Ever reviews
Best. Manny. Ever. - NYC NY -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Male Mattress Tester reviews
Went to Forks HS & free tomorrow? I need you! Wanted: Male Bed Tester – Free food, too! - Forks, Port Angeles, La Push -
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
FLASH MOB: Those in Glass Houses Should Not Throw reviews
FLASH MOB: Those in Glass Houses Should Not Throw Rave Parties - Forks -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
MARC TRAIN MUSE reviews
Searching for the woman who turned a break down into a beautiful blessing - District of Columbia/Baltimore County -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
LOOK! BIG ASS…HOUSE VACATION WITH ME reviews
200 bond / 5100ft2 – Big ass house in Forks: Logging Capital of the World. Housemate required. Trees not. Short-term – Forks -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Everything Must Go reviews
For Sale – Soon-to-be Ex-Husband's stuff – Everything Must Go 1 - Forks -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Cop Who Pulled Me Over This Morning reviews
Cop who pulled me over this morning - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Free at Curb Tonight reviews
Free at the curb tonight. This is quite the haul. Everything must go as one, cannot split. Take one item, take them all. - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
M 26 Seeks Kitty to Cuddle reviews
M 26 seeks kitty to cuddle - Chicago IL -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Take it All reviews
YARD SALE! SLEAZY EX-BF'S THINGS MUST GO, EVEN ME! – He cheated; his loss, your gain! - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Prom Date needed reviews
Seeking all around popular guy as a fill-in-date - Forks WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
Looking for my Mr Amazing reviews
Looking for Doctah Sexy - Phoenix, Az -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
Looking for Mr Right reviews
Searching for the gorgeous man who is the other half of my strange soul - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
Found: iPhone 4s, Lost: My Heart reviews
Found: iPhone 4s, Lost: My heart - Chicago IL -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Genuine scientific request no timewasters please reviews
Genuine scientific request - no timewasters please - Seattle WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
I Found Your Camera! reviews
I Found Your Camera! - your city -
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Dreaming of B in Portland reviews
Dreaming of B in Portland - your city -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
I Lost Vintage Vinyl You Found Treasure! reviews
I Lost Vintage Vinyl. You Found Treasure! - your city -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Fierce Angry Sexy Kitty, Where Art Thou? reviews
Fierce Angry Sexy Kitty, Where Art Thou? - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Complete
Dreaming of B in Chicago reviews
Dreaming of B in Chicago - your city -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Complete
Dreaming of B in NYC reviews
Dreaming of B in NYC - NYC NY -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Stranger in My Bed reviews
Attention- Stranger in my Bed - Seattle WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Velociraptor Needed reviews
Keep Our Friendly Rex Company! - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Is Your Biological Clock Ticking? reviews
Tick Tock - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
In Search of Roommate reviews
In Search of Roommate - 600mo - Forks -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Infuriating Bookstore Jerk…w4m reviews
Infuriating Bookstore Jerk…w4m - Forks WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Light Me Up reviews
Light Me Up. Griswalds ain't got nothin' on me – Forks, WA -
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Free Llama reviews
Farm Went Wrong - Forks WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
WANTED: TIME TRAVEL PARTNER reviews
Curious? - Forks WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Forks to Las Vegas and Any Stop on The Way reviews
Need A Ride? - Forks WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Roomate Needed reviews
Before Eviction Please - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Unused Coffin Spacious reviews
Would suit Goth/Vampire - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Poor Student Looking For Next Meal reviews
FEED ME! - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Expedition of The Deep South reviews
Looking for destination - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Looking for an excellent source of protein? reviews
Banana Deepthroat - New York -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Pulling Strings reviews
HELP! CELLO LESSONS NEEDED! URGENT! - Chicago area -
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Band of brothers reviews
Desperately seeking drummer - Washington/Oregon/California area -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Break Me In reviews
Just follow the instructions on the box - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Help the next nobel prize winner reviews
Authentic Scientific Study. Rewards. - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Were you at La Push first beach party? URGENT reviews
Did you pick up my fallen converse at midnight? - Forks, WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
July 4th Party Weekend reviews
Fake fiancée needed for weekend in the Hamptons. Cash reward. - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Little Treasure reviews
In Search of My Little Treasure: Do you like mature guys? Want to live with no worries? - Seattle -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
Desperately Seeking Darth reviews
Desperately Seeking Darth. Join us! Luke says it's like his right arm is missing. - Forks, WA -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
Beautiful Girl with the Baseball Bat reviews
Beautiful Girl with the Baseball Bat - Port Angeles -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
This is Me, Being Honest reviews
Guy with own wheels looking for a friendship with legs. Fully furnished apartment -Seattle-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Free Tofurkey and Beer! reviews
Seeking Bodyguard/Fake Boyfriend *Thanksgiving Weekend Only* -Forks, WA area-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Looking for Fan Fiction Aficionado reviews
Suggest fan fiction, get paid - See inside! - undisclosed location -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
Meet Me on the Bridge reviews
Seeking my Craiglists angel, only you have the power to answer me -your city-
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
Lonely Red '53 reviews
Looking for someone to love an old, rusty 1953 Chevy pickup truck -Forks, WA area-
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
Made of Glass reviews
For sale-one glass paperweight, 12 inches long, hand-blown, clear, in the shape of ...well... -Forks, WA area-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
Let's Play Doctor reviews
Seeking experienced nursing staff for intimate one doctor practice. New Location! -Forks, WA-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
All in the Fingers reviews
Wish You Knew How to Play the Piano? Guitar? Let my Fingers Show You How. -Your city-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Couch for Sale reviews
For sale slightly humped couch 10 dollars OBO - La Push -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Local Butcher reviews
Local butcher in the closet but wants a man to show me his bologna - Forks -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Looking for My Vampire reviews
Looking for my vampire lover 'rawr' come suck my blood and I'll suck you - Forks -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
SWF Marry ME reviews
SWF Marry ME, I have BOOBS & Money but don't like dating - Forks -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Calling All Fashion Divas! reviews
Designer rummage 8-3 this Saturday! Everything must go, or I do! Save a life, buy some clothes! -New York, NY-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Abandoned Blue Barns reviews
Wanted: Abandoned Blue Barns—Searching locations of barns; must meet specific criteria. Help me find her. -your city-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
TEMPLATE AD OPTION: OUR CONNECTION reviews
I post this to an open forum, to purge these words from me so they can exist somewhere concrete - your city - NOT AN ENTRY FOR VOTING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
TEMPLATE AD OPTION: DOG WALKER reviews
Hey Richass Dog Owners, lemme do your dirty work - in your city - NOT AN ENTRY FOR VOTING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
TEMPLATE AD OPTION: GIRLFRIEND reviews
Girlfriend says cat has to go! Free tonight!- city near you - NOT AN ENTRY FOR VOTING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
TEMPLATE AD OPTION: ROOMATE reviews
Roomate available immediately, comes with gifts - moving to your area - NOT AN ENTRY FOR VOTING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete