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Author has written 3 stories for Kill Bill, and Evil Genius.

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At the moment I'm trying to do something new and fresh with fanfiction. Although I did at first find fanfiction incredibly exciting, after my time at college ended I became tired of the hobby. It had seemed that everything was too similiar - just the same ideas repeated by other people over and over...

About Me

I'm a young man hailing from the United Kingdom. Here's some factoids, off the top of my head:

- Most (but not all) the time I like fast things, big things, loud things, things with lots of energy. My favourite kind of humour is camp humour, but I can appreciate most types of humour.

- I have a deep love of retro games.

- My favourite themes and genres are: comedy, science-fiction, action-adventure and conspiracy.

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Everybody Dies by DreadNot reviews
A collection of drabbles centered around the Millennium characters. Chapter 18. Zorin helps the Captain find his appetite.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2004
Neon Genesis Self Insertion by Keith Fraser reviews
Disappointed by the lack of beautiful Mary-Sue fanfiction characters pursuing him, Shinji decides to write one of his own.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,555 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Shinji I.
Best of Slash by Soviet Man reviews
The two main male characters discuss their real feelings for each other. yaoislash!11!
Bastard - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
EVANGELION: NEXUS by Tristan-Delecour reviews
HEY DUDES, EVANGELION NEXUS IS BACK AFTER A REALLY LONG HIATUS SORRY ABOUT THAT COME ON DOWN AND READ SOME AWESOMENESS
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,533 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Asuka L. S., Rei A.
And Amy as The Princess Bride! by tsukiryoushi reviews
Sonic tells Tails, Charmy, and Cream the story of Amy, the Princess Bride. Parody of the movie. ShadAmy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,045 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
The Worst YYH Fanfiction Ever by SPS-kun reviews
Want clichés? Horrible plots? Want to laugh your butt off at bad fanfic? We have bad yaoi, fake charabashing, and much more! Too bad Koenma's obsessed... Last Chapter Up
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
A Furuba Mary Sue by Tozette reviews
“Hi,” the beautiful girl chirped merrily, flipping her beautiful rose colored hair over her shoulder. “I’m Meredith Rose Pearl Suede. A lot of people have trouble with it, so you can call me Merry Sue.” This was going to be trouble.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,989 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Christmas on Angel Island by nintendofreakgcn reviews
Knuckles thought Christmas was like any other day. In a way, he'll wish it was by the end. Romance is light and comes at the end. Please read and review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Knuckles - Complete
Iscariot The Second Crusade by Street Preaching Maniac reviews
The most fanatical, maniacal, anarchical bunch of Catholics you'll ever meet! Now they come to Britain to rid them of vampires again, with the help of a suspicious, sword-wielding new recruit! Don't make us go on another crusade!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Kill Bvill by Hierophant of Ix reviews
My homage to Kill Phil, by Sponge... Because I did this fic, Phil and his gang shot me in the head, therefore I rampage and I roar... Follow me, The Crazed Wannabe Uma Thurman Look Alike, TCWUTLA, as i seek revenge against the Fatal Cobra Fanfic Squad
Kill Bill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
A poem by Ragdollofstorydoom reviews
Dedicated to a certain number of Sonic fans. Sorry, but I had to get this off my chest.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Mary Sue by Soviet Man reviews
Chapter 4 and our kind of hero makes it to the Hellsing universe, will survive against a new type of enemy(WARNING: EXTREME MICKY TAKE)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
It's Just One of Those Nights by Panku Tasuku reviews
Shadow comes home to Club Rouge to find out tonight just isn't one of his nights. Through all of his horrible luck, will the poor hedgehog ever get any sleep? Shadouge fluff
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Shadow, Rouge
Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime! by sprinklesandwhatnot reviews
The cast of FOP turns into anime! How will they react? Complete
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,021 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Warriors of old by Archangel the lord of death reviews
The final chapter is posted, what will the fate of the keeper alliance? only time will tell COMPLETED
Dungeon Keeper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Complete
Live and Let Die by gugalanna1 reviews
Integra's musings after episode 13; will she or won't she? One-shot. Love reviews-good and bad. Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing-obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
True Immortality by Thess reviews
At the end of the XIX century, Helena and her Master offered shelter to a vampire who was escaping from a hunting party: Count Dracula. OneShot. Anime ficlet. Gift requested by Oscar Rose .
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Alucard - Complete
Not all Treasure is Silver and Gold by Hobbit-eyes reviews
Jack, Will and Elizabeth are off on another adventure, but this one could be the hardest yet. The pirates they're against are different from most - for one thing, THEY'RE NOT CURSED! (dramatic chord) And what have bead fairies got to do with it?...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,932 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004
PacGenesis by Arion Hunter reviews
And Iwatani said, “Let us make packind in pizza’s image, according to pizza’s likeness and let them have dominion over all the ghost of red, the ghost of yellow, the ghost of periwinkle, and the ghost of pink and over all other enemies of the maze.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2004
Fanfiction by Merccy reviews
A challenge fic - The Las Vegas Crime Lab discovers something unusual on the Internet - what exactly is this ‘fanfiction’? Chapter 6 up!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Chosen 4: Shadow Games by NineteenthAngel reviews
The fanfic the BBC tried to ban! Chapter 5 is up! The aftermath of Kuletues's failure... Anime in general Warhammer crossover
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004
WWII Sonic Verson The Soviet Front by Bloody Wolfenstein reviews
1944, the Soviets are about to counterattack Nazi forces. Follows the tell of Knuckles and Blade as they charge for Berlin. NO FLAMES
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Future Chaos by AmazonessPallas reviews
It's the year 2015,and Sonic has gone from a hero to a lab rat in a matter of time.His friends have gone their separate ways,and the government finally has the power of Chaos in their hands...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003
The Six Medics by The Exile reviews
(warhammer 40K) A gang of psychopathic munchkin field medics pull the plug on the Emperor.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 12/14/2003
From the Office of the Patrician by Mercator reviews
Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Children of the Revolution by Penthesilea reviews
1990. A new resistance appears in Dublin, armed with some conventional ammo, and some weapons only the Party can hate.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,798 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 11/30/2001
Spongebob and Patrick Smoke Some Doobies by Scarlet Flowers reviews
Spongebob discovers why Patrick has always been so "confused"... and then tries some himself. Various other characters join in eventually. Please rr.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 9/27/2003
2034 The Unheeded Warning by Aged Parent Peggotty Bark reviews
A girl looks back on her time in the Big Brother house in the year 2034.
1984 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2003
An Artificial God by Suti Ookami reviews
A four-thousand year old Shadow seeks reason for, and companionship in, his immortality. PG for mentions of suicide attempts.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2003
Fly Me to the Moon by Angel Unit 2 reviews
Initial contact. Seele has hidden themselves well around lake Onyusha, so Takihiro sees himself making a very tought decision. But will the medicine prove to be worse than the illness?
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003
Stoned by Mbwun reviews
Devlin Stone approaches the Successor Lords with a little proposal... i.e., what they *really* said to The Republic of the Sphere idea.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2003
Incoherency and Circumstance by Suti Ookami reviews
Something's gone terribly wrong and it's up to Sonic as usual! That's pretty standard, isn't it? I'd tell you more but I don't wanna spoil it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2003
Chu Chu Star Online by Hypes reviews
A Chu Chu Rocket parody of Phantasy Star Online. Hunter Chuih and his team have been chosen to find out what happened on Blue Rocket 1. Can his team survive the monsters and secrets of Ragol? please READ & REVIEW!
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Complete
A Day With the Girls by Reiya Inc reviews
Knuckles spends the day with Rouge and Amy, unfortunately, that day happens to be Christmas Eve and the girls have shopping on their minds.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Knuckles - Complete
All Purpose Sonic Fanfiction by Suti Ookami reviews
The purpose of this fanfiction is to write 95% of Sonic Fanfiction for the fandom, so we can make interesting, complex stories with unique interpretations of the characters. Written with the full intention of sounding bad. You are warned.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/3/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Death to the High Lords by Solandriel reviews
A story based on the events after Dungeon Keeper 2
Dungeon Keeper - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,953 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2001 - Published: 2/3/2001 - Complete
What if Metal Sonic ran on Windows 95 by NetRaptor reviews
A 3-page bout of wry, Win95-bashing.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/1999
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Evil Genius reviews
A short story I wrote years ago about an Evil Genius who manages to capture John Steele and finish his Doomsday Device. An intentionally cliched story involving fluffy cats, crotch cutting lasers and sexy CIA agents with suggestive names.
Evil Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Evil Minion Job Advertisement reviews
A small, fake advertisement created for a fictional Evil Organisation. Just a small thing to help budding Evil Overlords get started.
Evil Genius - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Kill Phil: Volume One reviews
A riproaring tale of blood, death and fanfiction. For one of the most trivial reasons ever, a disgruntled fanfic writer hires an assassin to kill his friend. The battle's on to... Kill Phil! Complete
Kill Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,624 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete