Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Supernatural, and Vampire Diaries.
Hi, my name is Petya and I'm actually from Bulgaria. You have to know about me, that I'm a big daydreamer. I mean, I space out for more than ten minuets :D. I love reading and writing. I love watching movies with my bff: Whisper in Blindness because we have our little traditions and once we watched The grudge 1,2,3 in one day and we couldn't sleep normally for weeks :D:D.
My favorite groups are: My Chemical Romance, Linkin park, Egypt Central, Three days grays and many more
My favorite books are: too many to write :D
Johnny's daddy was taking him fishing
Same old boy
Same old boy
Johnny's daddy was taking him fishing
("Don't take the girl" by Tim McGraw) Btw I dont like the song so much but the lyrics
Speak of the devil and the devil shall apear !!!
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Hold an auction.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.
Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.
Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops
moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A DIE-HARD PJO FAN!
list twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Hahaha, that would be interesting :D
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
HA, maybe the other way around :D
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
seven would yell:"my beutifull eyes !"
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Brother and sister bonding
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I wanna fuck you like an animal :D:D
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
aaa, i'm coming...
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12)
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
NO, My beautiful boys!
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
I would use the connection and meet with some hot guys!
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Cry forever cause Draco is my bff!!
22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Kick her ass for looking into my stuff!
25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now.
I could die happy :)
27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say
PAUL, GIVE IT BACK!!!
28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think
Shut the fuck up!!!
29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
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EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile
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"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing for no reason, copy this on to your profile.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that
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You Know You're an Author When:
You say Gossip Girl, I say Supernatural
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Misha Collins
You say vampires and werewolves, I say angels and demons
You say pink, I say black
You say Mustang, I say Impala
You say Team Edward, I say Team Free Will
You say jerk, I say bitch
You say Pattison, I say Winchester
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't "feel like it".
16: Have friends or co-workers address you by your wrestling name: "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and paste it onto your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let Life wonder how the heck you did that!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again!
65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D
If you are one of the endangered species because Carlisle Cullen/ Peter Facinelli orJasper Hale/Jackson Rathbone is a hell of a lot hotter then copy and paste this into your profile.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought