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Joined 01-05-03, id: 321357
Author has written 2 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Animal Crossing.
March 24, 2007 update -- Man, I haven't written anything here in a long time. Probably around a year. I deleted most of my stories, because they were absolutely horrible and the immaturity overwhelmed me. To the one person that will read this and wonder, yes, I am more mature now. That said, I'm leaving up two stories, one a creepy Animal Crossing one, and the other a parody of the dozens of shitty Legend of Zelda fan-fics written by emotional teenage girls which (unintentionally; I seriously just threw an adjective and a noun together to make a really lousy title) stole a title from another fanfiction. They may cause me to die inside as I read them again for the first time in at least a year, but I still think they're amusing, tongue-in-cheek things and worth keeping up here to make myself feel better about my current writings. Peace.
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Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Everything goes Nutso Ratchet and Clank by Internet Luv Masheen reviews
Stupid humor with no end. Seriously. I'm not writing the last chapter. It died on the vine. End of story? Everyone goes back to normal after a Deathstar like chase scene. YAY!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Hero in the Rye: Zelda, Salinger Style by TempleMaster17 reviews
Rated R for language. It's a parody of Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, which should explain it well enough to anyone who's read the book. I'm actually quite proud of this, so please deign to give me a little feedback.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004
Paths of Memory by Arkade4D reviews
The Vagabond's Destiny Cycle, Book One. A new caravan member named Hex embarks on a quest to rid the world of miasma, walking the path of another, who has already failed, his only guide an old letter. Rated for violence and a bit of nudity.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2004
Sett's Chronicles by SSBM Master reviews
CHAPTER 5 IS UP In the world, where Miasma has conumed nearly everything, The small town of Tipa has to choose their next band of heroes to gather Myrrh. This is just a story of FFCC. I put a lot of thought into the characters so I hope you enjoy
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,447 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
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Anyone Got a Beer? reviews
The life and times of a Rich Teste pronounced testay who, on when drunk, loses a bet and is forced to move into a village full of animals. Cynical and not for little kiddies.
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2005
Crimson Tears reviews
This is what happens when I accidentally read too many crappy "RomanceHumor" stories. COMPLETED!111 :D
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
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