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Author has written 7 stories for Phineas and Ferb, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
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All I Want For Christmas Is You by A-Far-Off-Memory reviews
It's Christmas Eve at the Scouting Legion, and spirits are high—for everyone but Levi, that is. When Hanji brings the Corporal's birthday to Eren's attention and pleads with him to go and keep Levi company, he can't find it within himself to refuse. Which leads to a whole lot of stuff he never expected to happen. (In which Eren gives Heichou a special present. Ereri.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
A Hands-On Approach by A-Far-Off-Memory reviews
Oneshot. Marinka. When Makoto finds himself questioning his sexuality, he can think of no one he'd rather talk to than Haru. He shows up on his friend's doorstep, expecting perhaps some friendly advice and reassurances, but Rin decides they need to take a bit of a hands-on approach. (In which Makoto gets more than he could've ever asked for.) PWP yo, don't say I didn't warn ya.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T.] - Complete
Birthday Sex by seisbii reviews
Nagisa has finally convinced his boyfriend to take their relationship to the next level! As Rei tries to prepare for the perfect night, the boys both feel nervous about their first time. This is a sweet, loving first timers story! Contains lots of Reigisa fluff and also some dirty, dirty sex. :) Enjoy!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete
IN MY BONES by Jean-Huh-Kirschnickerdoodle reviews
Two years after the attack on Trost, Jean finds himself starting to see others for the first time since Marco's death. But the fear and guilt surrounding Marco's death has never left him, now projecting onto those around him. Perhaps tranquility is closer than he ever thought possible, something he can find in life and not by following his love into the afterlife. EVENTUAL SMUT.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Armin A., Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
The Twelve Dates of Love by SailorChibi reviews
There's a new reality television show about falling in love over the course of twelve dates in just two short months. Yuugi and Yami both have their own reasons for being on the show, but one thing was for sure... they never actually expected to end up falling in lust... or love. YxY, RxB, MxM, SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 176,488 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
As Though of Hemlock by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock and John have terrible timing, and Moriarty engages them in a battle of wits, cross dressing, skull-duggery, misplaced semi-automatic rifles, casual murders and even more casual sex. Johnlock, Mormor. Unhappy ending.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,299 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Incomplete by SailorChibi reviews
"Dark Magician looked at him. "Young one, tell me. What would you give to get the pharaoh back?"" Yuugi makes a sacrifice to get Yami back… and never expected what the resulting consequences would bring. Fem!Yuugi and Fem!Ryou, YYxY, BxR, SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 144,604 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Flipped by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Seto decides to test the waters of a potential business deal and takes Joey with him out to dinner. To his surprise, Joey takes to it like a fish to water and makes the dining experience quite... interesting.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2013 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Ne'er do Well by Quinn Anderson reviews
Yami heads into a veritable cesspool of sin and debauchery, and Kaiba blames the rap music. Prideshipping. Now with a bonus epilogue and a surprise twist.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,989 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Who Will Rescue Me? by BroadwayFanGirl91 reviews
Phineas got his happy ending. Now it's Ferb's turn, and he's going do anything in order to win Vanessa's heart and save her from a jealous ex boyfriend. Sequel to 'Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not'.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,483 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Vignettes a la Carte by karly05 reviews
Or, a fancy way of saying Random Drabbles. Little stories based off Random Word prompts, mostly Ferb, Vanessa, or Ferbnessa, some romantic, some not. Rating will not exceed K Plus.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Vanessa's New Wheels by karly05 reviews
Vanessa finally has her own car! Guess who's getting the first ride. F/V Fluff and Friendship, and some sweet Ferb crushiness.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Christmas Shoes by Zorua reviews
Retelling of the Christmas Shoes song. With Phineas as the man in line; but who is the kid's mom... who is sick; and can Phineas cure them? Challenge #8
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Phineas - Complete
Four Times Phineas Lied About His Feelings by Indigo Signora reviews
...and one time he didn't. Sometimes, how you truly feel about someone is difficult to admit to those around you. Sometimes, it's even harder to admit it to yourself.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Phineas, Django - Complete
Midknight At The Oasis by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
More Trouble Than it's Worth by Grave Bells reviews
Baljeet agrees to go to Junior Prom with Wendy, and Buford is inexplicably furious. BuJeet. Side-PhinBella. T for swearing, and a spot of homophobic language.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,874 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
Heartbroken Together by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Ferb and Adyson are both in love with their best friend, but they know they can never be together. But if they have to be heartbroken, at least they can be heartbroken together. Oneshot. One-sided FerbxPhineas, and AdysonxIsabella. Kinda FerbxAdyson.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Ferb, Phineas] [Adyson S., Isabella] - Complete
Verboten by LoveOfLiterature reviews
A moment from five different years that Ferb struggles with his affection for his brother, and a moment in one that he lets it slip. Phineas/Ferb
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Long Gone by Little Kuriboh reviews
MATURE FIC. A stranger visits the Valley of the Kings, and discovers they've made some interesting changes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Always by Snark-N-Moon reviews
"What makes you so special! There are guys out there who'd treat me better. And when it comes to looks, I've seen girls with enough curves to make anyone's mouth water." One-sided Candace/Stacy
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Stacy, Candace - Complete
Surprises by RayeMoon reviews
dragonlady222's birthday gift and first try at mpreg. Yugi x Seto, Yami x Joey. Anal, oral, angst, language, yaoi, mpreg
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,945 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba
Brightest Green by Indigo Signora reviews
Vanessa, now in her mid-thirties, is trying desperately to find a way to save her and her daughter from the stranglehold of poverty. This could mean finding the father figure that her daughter never had. Warning: implied character death.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Vanessa - Complete
Misinformation by scarletcriminal reviews
When Candace arrives home late after being with Jeremy, her parents get ideas. Has Candace done what they think? And how can Candace make them realize that they may be blowing things way out of proportion? Candace x Jeremy
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Candace, Jeremy
Screw the Uterus, I have Money! by Omega19x reviews
Through the miracle of modern science, Seto Kaiba becomes pregnant… with a blue eyes white dragon. COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,192 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - S. Kaiba - Complete
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Country Music reviews
*You don't have to love country music to read this!* Phineas loses sight of what's important and so he runs away to find himself and instead finds something better. Perhaps some romance later on. Rated for future and 'cause I'm paranoid!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Give my love reviews
Based on the song "Give My Love to Rose" It tells the very unlikely but sad and sweet story of how Lawrence first met Linda. Rated T to be safe.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Lawence, Linda - Complete
Romance Was a Forgone Conclusion reviews
A collection of song based one-shots featuring all of your favorite p&f couples.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Found reviews
A one-shot sequel to SEARCHING but can read without. It follows Phineas and Isabella as they raise their young twins. Mostly fluff, but who doesn't love fluff?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Searching reviews
I waited to hear his reply. His reassuring voice. A moan. A cough. Nothing.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,564 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
But sometimes it hurts instead reviews
It's Finn and princess bubblegum's wedding and the entire land of Ooo is in attendance including Marceline. ONE-SHOT based on the song someone like you but Adele
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Marceline A., Finn - Complete
How Things Change reviews
The characters you know and love are growing up. They will learn a lot about love, each other and even themselves! FerbxIsabella, PhineasxOC
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ferb, Isabella