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Joined 08-31-11, id: 3214154, Profile Updated: 02-08-13
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

HEy all! Sorry I have been MIA. No I haven't given up writing and I will be back in action soon. I had a virus in my computer and then the power cord died and due to financial issues I lost net. But now I have net back and have a power cord on the way. So Blame It will be back in motion sometime in the next week or so. I would be writing on it but it is locked away in my lifeless lappy. But I promise soon... just check your in box for alerts. Oh and before I forget thanks for the reviews I LOVE everyone of them that I have gotten!! Smooches

Hey all I am a 37 y/o mom of many Nana to one. I love reading and painting and I am a little more then obsessed with the boys of Steph's world! Oh ya and I heart zombies and all things that smell yummy!

So I am loving this crazy world of FF and really want to say thank you! I have had such a creative outlet here. I have always been very comfortable with my paints and brushes but my words usually fail me. your responses even if you don't leave a review I see you are there and you're reading and it means so so much!!

I have a beautiful banner now made by the talented Mina Rivera.

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I am proud to say I was 1st place winner in the SWW pick a pick prompt contest for my new story Good-bye, Hello and this is the Gorgeous! Banner made for me by the highly talented JA Mash!

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My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 321,775 - Reviews: 8138 - Favs: 5,635 - Follows: 7,492 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Thing About Falling by mistyhaze420 reviews
Brady from Lessons Learned. An LL spinoff featuring Brady through the boys' college years. He's always been the single one, the third wheel...it's about time Brady gets a love story of his own. AH, M, Slash Brady/Original Character
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 382,619 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Brady
once and future lovers by littlesecret84 reviews
He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,098 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21641 - Favs: 5,693 - Follows: 5,822 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Just a Coffee, Please by beckybrit reviews
Jasper works in a coffee shop,where a dark haired admirer visits the same time everyday. Will Jasper fight his growing feelings or will he give in to the attraction. Slash. Originally a o/s for Fandom for Floods, now continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,218 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I Can Learn by dellaterra reviews
What happens when a gorgeous man brings his daughter to see a hot young Santa at the mall? Will it be a Merry Christmas for all, and for all a good night? AH, rated M for M/M slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,291 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jasper, Edward
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
One fateful, winter's night, Edward and Jasper's lives are turned upside down. Is their relationship strong enough to withstand the aftermath, or will they be driven apart forever? Rated M for sexual situations, language. AH J/E slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 556,342 - Reviews: 3537 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Patchwork Family by bekins reviews
Fourteen years after his one night stand with Renee Charlie learns he has triplets with one phone call altering everyone's life forever. Will they be able to forge a family out of the hurt in the past? Slash NOW UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,277 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Safe Harbour by L.A.91 reviews
Edward is recovering from a love not returned, when he meets his sister's friend Emmett. Will Edward finally know how it feels to be loved? EdPOV until further notice.!Lemon Warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,234 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Emmett
Will you Drive My Sleigh Tonight? by Layne Faire reviews
For months, he'd watched him at the Laundromat, never figuring out how to start a conversation. The last thing he'd have expected was a pair of Santa boxer shorts would be all it'd take to break the ice. Slashy fluff and Christmas innuendo. Continued randomly, when the boys have something new to share.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,440 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
The Jock and The Freak by Lis123 reviews
Edward/Jasper Jasper is a misunderstood freak at his school, Edward is the Jock with a secret. JPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,194 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5642 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Major's Pet by OCDJen reviews
In a world of violence where humans are food and pets, can a special pet become the love of a certain Major? Written for Ealasaid77 birthday. Human/Vamp, DARK FIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,153 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pushed to the Edge by cocoalvin reviews
Written for Twilight Kink Fest: Jasper and Edward have been together for years. To keep things interesting they like to spice up their love life. How far can Edward take things before Jasper falls over the edge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Luck o' the Irish by Layne Faire reviews
Emmett owns the most popular Irish Pub on Chicago's SouthSide & dates the most beautiful women in town. There's a four leaf clover in his pocket, a horseshoe over his door, but he doesn't believe in faeā€“until their King arrives to enchant him again. SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3470 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Neighbor From Down the Hall by philomina reviews
When Jasper is released from prison his life seems like it will be just as its always been...miserable.But what happens when his building neighbor Edward is just nosey enough to change that assumption?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,602 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing by Eve's-Retaliation reviews
When the love of Edward's life goes missing, he will do whatever it takes to find him. But what if what he finds, turns out to be his worst nightmare? Graphic Slash. Rated M for a reason. Edward/Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Edward, Emmett
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25043 - Favs: 12,081 - Follows: 8,209 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smooth Operator by Cullcati reviews
Edward has a hard on for the local diner girl. His roommate doesn't think he has the balls to pursue her. Can this Smooth Operator get the girl?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
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Blame It On The Girls reviews
Edward wanted nothing more then to enjoy the success of his father, never wanted to have to know how he came about it. A stroke and a will later he is learnign the hard way how his father made it. Jasper had a chance at the bright light but never wanted it. He loves his bar, music and his mama that even after she past wont leave him alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,690 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Jasper
This is Fate reviews
A drably type story about how fate leads you to where you are suppose to be no matter what you want. It is all already mapped out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 62,387 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
Storybook Ending reviews
Written for SWW Christmas in my hometown contest. Can fairytale endings happen as Garrett take Emmett home for the holidays?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Emmett, Garrett - Complete
Chances Taken reviews
Life doesn't move forward until you take a chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Ever Changing reviews
Written for fandom for ovarian cancer. Coming home when a parent is ill Bella and Emmett start to see things might not be how they always seemed. Things change with time after all. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Steel Resolve reviews
Life and love are never easy and finding a maybe might be the best and the biggest risk of all. Architect Jazz and Contractor Emmett. A life time of love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,023 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
This Time reviews
A new dribblish I started to keep my time. Emmett never stays long in one place, a modern day nomad. Riley has all sorts of ties to his hometown and could never imagine living anywhere else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 35,556 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Goodbye, Hello reviews
1st place winner of the SWW pick a pick prompt contest. After Demetri rushes off to his homeland in a moment of rage, Edward must convince him to return - for what proves to be a life-altering event.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Edward, Demetri - Complete
I had it all wrong reviews
When fame and fortune aren't as important as fate and love. This is a little drabble 100 words or so that talks to me when I have writers block on my other story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 20,162 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Steel Resolve: Out Takes reviews
These are what the others maybe up to! If you haven't read Steel Resolve you need to before these will make sense. Most of this is slash, some may not but in keeping with the story I'm going to mark it as Jasper/Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Jasper, Emmett