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Joined 08-31-11, id: 3214333, Profile Updated: 12-21-13
Author has written 5 stories for Ao Oni, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Web Shows.

Well, hey. Welcome to The Page. See that? Giving this thing a title makes it dramatic. Moving on:

Once Upon a Time, there was a dude named Steve Martin and he inspired me to write some funny stories. The End.

Rules of My Page:

1.I NEVER WRITE TRAGEDY! It's too effing depressing, so if you like it, beat it.

2.I WRITE COMEDY! Let's face it, it's the best genre there is (besides Horror). Everything is pretty much sillyfics.

3.I WRITE OCs AND NON-OC STORIES! It's fun to add a character once in a while. But kick-ass ones, I hate Mary-Sues.

4.I LOVE ICE CREAM. Most of my stories will include it in mostly every chapter.

5.I LOVE THE GOOFY MOVIE. Yessss, dorky, but so awesome. It even includes the Disney version Michael Jackson. Plus, I love Principal Mazer, and he'll be in every story. Maybe the Get Smart scene on the plane, too. Depends on the story.

5.5.I INCLUDE CHARACTERS THAT ARE USUALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH MY STORIES. Surprise is the spice of a good story. See if you can catch my mismatch characters and references!

6.MY STORIES ARE FOR THE HELL OF IT. I love writing stories and stuff, and I have way to much inspiration for everything (and I have weird dreams). So yes, my stories are for fun. Enjoy them!

7.WEIRD SETTINGS. When I first enlisted here on FanFiction, I didn't realize how messed up the settings were; my Profile said I lived in Norway. Now, Norway is one of my favorite countries (the Norwegian Army's rendition of Harlem Shake confirmed that for me), but I have corrected that: I am a US citizen. Just making that clear. Sorry for the inconvenience. Can I do that? Spell inconvenience with an 'M'? Well, too bad, I'm doing it anyway.

Sincerely,

Twinkies

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Thorns of a Rose by BlackRabbit0 reviews
Years after their horrific experience in the art gallery, Ib is now a high school student with a passion for art and Garry is still the same ol' Garry we know. However, Ib has grown and of course that means she was bound to get a boyfriend. However, something isn't normal about her new beau and Garry has several reasons to dislike him.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve
Becoming Fifty Shades by KoolJack1 reviews
The fifty moments that made Christian fifty shades.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Christian G.
Stephano by HazelEyedLeah reviews
Before he was ever Stephano, what was going through the little golden statue's mind? Stephano's POV before he was found by Pewdie. (I'm horrible at summaries, sorry! I promise, it gets better!)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
My Butler Killed My Mom by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"So let me get this straight, I'm some kind of supernatural snack getting hounded down by seven maniacs named after sins and you've decided that I'm the boyfriend in the relationship?" "Yep!" "Still, this question bugs me" "What?" "Why did you kill my mom?"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 198,170 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
The psycho children of Fever Lake by Shinigami-cat reviews
Fever Lake... A town built on secrets and lies... A place of death and disorder... Home of psychopaths and murderers... Arthur has no idea what he as gotten himself into.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Could This Be Drunken Love? by ChocoKoko reviews
In which Kaito gets drunk instead of Meiko, for once. Unfortunaely, he's a rather different person when drunk. If only he could hold in his beer, he wouldn't be laying on a bed covered in bandages...KaiMei one-shot request.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kaito S., Meiko S. - Complete
Thief In The Night by Nancy CuddleKitten Nickeson reviews
A short and simple sexual scene with Bakura X Oc. Enjoy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Yami Bakura - Complete
Sweet Blindfolded Lover by Pheraen-Phoenix reviews
Blindfolds can lead to many things. In this case, its sex Reader/Surprise READER INSERT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Switzerland - Complete
Cheer Up by yunakitty reviews
Luke x Angela/Akari, Harvest Moon Tree of Tranquility. Angela's having a rough time adjusting to island farm life. Can a cheerful carpenter turn things around for her? Lime from Chapter 4 on, Lemon from Chapter 5 on.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,296 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Luke, Angela/Akari - Complete
Origin of a Scar by rachael-green-bakura reviews
Akefia finally tells us how he got the triple scar on his face. Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Thief Bakura - Complete
Your Life in Domino High by XxChange-Of-HeartxX reviews
Ever wonder what your life would be like in Domino High? aka the school all the YuGiOh guys go You're a new student at Domino High, what more is there to say? Read and find out!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,399 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Night at the Museum by StageConspire reviews
Bakura and Ryou break into the Domino City Museum armed only with...Miyavi. Oneshot, crackfic, result of boredom.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Silence by emif reviews
Thief King visits the House of Beer on a quiet night.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Thief Bakura - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Domino Exchange by ariesdragon reviews
Some students of Domino High go on a trip to America in a foreign exchange program. Hilarity and Chaos ensue. Will Yugi and the gang every be the same. Notice Inside for Karaoke Nights, and Domino exchange readers.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 12/4/2004
Domino High Shooting by Pharaohess reviews
REUPLOADED FINISHED One day at Domino High, a group of seniors starts shooting up the school. The Gang escape, only to find all of them might not make it out alive...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
Havoc! Yamis in Domino high by fantasy dream reviews
The Yamis had enroll the Domino high with their Hikaris. two author came for matchmaking. what havoc will they cause? yamis/hikaris pairing, anzu bashing. review please!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
The Mary Sue that Wasn't by Mrs. Norris1 reviews
My very own *first* Mary Sue fic... with a twist.... oh my, Mary Sue lovers (and haters) will LOVE this!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2000
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Toaster for Two reviews
The last thing Shane Dawson ever expected was to discover Joey Graceffa lying unceremoniously upon his kitchen counter with every interest of seducing him. The last thing Joey wants is to lose the other half of his heart. Thus, this legendary tale of true love sounds nothing like its description.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shane Dawson, JoeyGraceffa - Complete
Ao Oni: The Black Velveteen reviews
Fau Manor. It was cursed; possessed some atrocious monster and a black book of wicked magic - well, those were the rumors anyway. Haunted Mansion? Lame. But that's just what the manor wanted everyone to believe. How else could it have lured the cynical Hiroshi Yoshida inside? -Note: Newer rendition may be published soon!-
Ao Oni - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hiroshi, Naoki, Takeshi, Takuro
Dear Wanker reviews
When England loses his temper, he does what anyone else would - writes an insulting letter to someone whether he likes them or not, because it's not his fault there are so many bloody wankers in the world to day, and you are one of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - England/Britain
Dear Bastard: The Novel reviews
Lovino's life sucks. His neighbors are really lame: warring veterans, some hopeless romantics, party people, geeky Twilight fans, and some new recluses moved in right next door. Are they simply below-average people, aliens, vampires, serial killers, or what? Oh, it gets worse: His wasted cousin has decided to drop by - for an extended visit while she attends Miami University.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,760 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Crypts reviews
A special for Halloween: Descriptions depicted from the thoughts of five characters, describing a deranged and ominous mystery. What really occurred on Halloween night...the night of Lovino Vargas' puzzling disappearance? I'm loving the Halloween ambiance, guys! This one's short and sweet - kudos, Elvira!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
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