ALL ABOUT ME
My Favorites reads are Naruto, Bleach, and Harry Potter.
I like to run during the night, and i love spicy food, and chocolate (so long as its not just plain chocolate).
I regularly go camping
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go far it, but don't expect a big reaction...
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
WEIRDEST DAY OF MY LIFE: I aced my test, helped the teacher, and I did my chores...without complaining
Somewhere, Grammer died. He was buried next to his loving wife punctuation. Their evil nemisis TextSpeech, stood un their graves and laughed until a heroic Beta shot him stupid.
F.U.B.A.R. : F#cked up beyond all recognition
S.N.A.F.U. : Situation Normal All F*cked Up
A.D.O.S.D : Attention Deficit Oh Shiny Disorder
F.O.C.U.S. : F*ck Off Cuz Ur Stupid
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. : Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck!
Shit happens, find a toilet
Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.
If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.
Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just picked to rob you
When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.
When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.
When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.
My boyfriend is a cannibal...he eats kids by the millions.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, Elecia Daemon
Fire melts Ice. Ice can only freeze, but it will never freeze a flame. Fire can kill with a touch." ID Freakin K
"Everything in the world is relative. We judge how cold it is by the coldest we can remember feeling, the same goes for heat. We judge pain by the worst pain we've felt, the same goes for pleasure. We judge every feeling we have based on the worst or best of that feeling we've ever encountered. I am unaffected by the sights here because I have seen worse. I can make jokes about he obvious pain these people went through because I have felt worse, I can relate to the smiles of contentment that got frozen on their faces upon death because I have wished for the same release, but was never granted it. Do not envy me because I can deal with what is here. Do not pity me either because I don't care for it. Just prey that you never have to go through the same, and live."
-NARUTO - ONE MAN TEAM
Things naruto isn't allowed to do anymore.
Don't tell Sasuke that Chicken Little wants his ass back.
Don't ask Kakashi to perform Lightning Blade while standing on a power line
Don't tell Tenten that Neji cut his hair
Do not put carnivorous plants around the Aburame household
Don't call the dog catcher on Akamaru
Don't try and give Kiba a flea bath
Don't tell Sakura to rent her forehead out as a billboard advertising space
Don't ask Orochimaru to do the moonwalk
Do not sprinkle salt on Tsunade's slug
Do not ask Gamakichi or Gamatastu to run across a busy intersection
I will not try to deepfry Tonton
I will not burn trees and blame it on Sasuke
I will not throw water balloons at Gaara
I will not replace Karasu's poison bombs with stink bombs
I will not ask Kisame to eat Sharkfin Soup
I will not summon Gamakichi to rid my home of flies
I will not pluck Lee's eyebrows and give them to Gaara
I will not call Gaara a momma's boy
I will not ask Tenten for swordchucks
I will not tape a "Kick Me" sign to Neji's blindspot
Never call anyone in the Hyuga Clan Mr. or Mrs. H
Do not give Gai a cape
Do not give Lee a Flash costume
Do not dump water on Konan
It is unwise to ask Anko to tie you up.
Do not call Tsunade the Wicked Witch of Konoha
Similarly, do not call Shizune or Sakura Dorothy
Do not ask Shizune for acupuncture
Do not yell Clone Dogpile around Kiba
Do not read Jiraiya's books, lest you lose your innocence
Do not spoil said books' ending to Kakashi Hatake
Do not call the Third Hokage a dirty old man
Do not use Rasengan to stir food
Do not use Chidori to jumpstart a machine
Never try and ask Shino what's under his glasses
Similarly, never ask Kakashi what is under his mask
Do not hang flypaper or bug zappers around the Aburame Manor
For my sake and yours, do not ever call Tsunade an old woman
Kakashi cannot summon Snoopy, so stop asking
Similarly, Kakashi cannot summon Scooby or Scrappy Doo.
Jiraiya cannot summon a being known as Frogger
Orochimaru is not to be referred to as Michael Jackson, even if he does like little boys
Kisame Hoshigaki is not to be called a failed movie experiment
It is unwise to yell "fire in the hole" when Deidara is present
Just because Naruto Uzumaki has done most of these things doesn't mean you should too.
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU!
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS:( (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8)
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)"
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
I'm smiling. That really should scare you.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the hell's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who can't resist testing the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I doubt you'd kill many people...
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
It's not denial I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver..
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder.
And finally When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it?
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
i could't help but cry when i read this
if u didn't u don't have a heart.
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
Put this on your
site if you support
Emos . . . .
Put this on your
profile if you
support Goths . . . .
(o)on your page
if you like music
Pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
I’m sarcastic, I’m cynical, I’m pessimistic, I'm cruel, I'm jaded, I would rather watch a person be run over by a bulldozer than watch one bulldoze a tree, I despise the mass of the Human Race, My singing sounds like a dying rabbit yet I still vocalize in musical form, and I support ones right to be gay if they choose to be. Strange that of these vocally expressed traits, people only bitch about the last one.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... sSSS ... ... .s..sS ... ... ... ... ... ... . beaten a guy in arm wrestling before,
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..sSSS. ... .sS.. sSS.. ... ... ... ... ... ... copy the Flaming Heart
... ... ... ... ... ... ..sSSSS.. ... .sS.. .SS . ... ... ... ... ... ... into your profile!
... ... ... ... ... ... . SSSSS... ... ... sS... S.. ... ... ... ... ... .(sorry guys, girls only)
... ... ... ... S. ... .SSSSSSs ... ... .sS... ,
... ... ... ...sS. ... SSSSSSSs. ... .SSS.. ... .
... ... ... ... SS ... .SSSSSSs.. ... SSs ,
... ... ... ...S. ... .SSSSSSSs .sSSS.. ... ..
... ... ... ... SS... ... SSSSS..SSSS... s
... ... ... ... SSs ... ...SSSSSSSSS ... sS
... ... ... ... .SSs... ... ..SSSSSsSSSS ... sSS
.. . ... ... ..s...SSSS ... ..sSSSSSSSS. ..s SS
. .. ... ... .SS.. sSSSS..sSSSSSSSSSSSSS S
... ... ... sS.sSSSSsSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S
... ... ... .sSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
... ... ...sSSSssssSSSSSSSSSSsssssssSSS
... ... SSssSSSSsSS
... ..s... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
ONLY IN AMERICA
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order Super Sized Double Cheeseburgers, Large Fries, and a Diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.