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Author has written 12 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sherlock.

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I'm not going to be posting any more fanfiction to this account, but I'm a firm believer in keeping tabs on where you came from. The Hetalia fandom and the fanfictions I wrote while I was a part of it were a huge factor in improving my writing style, and I will always be grateful to the people who supported my writing and helped me get to the point I'm at today. My writing has evolved hugely since I first wrote these fanfictions, and I want them available so that someday I can look back and think, "God, remember when I wrote those romance short stories? Lol I even wrote a really shitty porno, check it."

I'm also leaving my stories up online because I know that there are still people that are finding them and enjoying them, and I'm glad that my stories are still in circulation and ever gaining popularity even long after I've left the site. I love you all for continuing to support them, and I'm always so happy to see that a new review or favorite has been added.

Have a lovely visit, and please enjoy :)

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Shadow and Rose by Lady Norbert reviews
"Well, on the off chance that this does somehow become a useful document to somebody - whoever you are, hello - I guess I should start by explaining who I am that's doing the writing." Entries in the personal journal of Alistair, Grey Warden of Ferelden, starting from just before his Joining. [Human Female Noble origin, Alistair/Warden pairing.]
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,693 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Alistair, Cousland
Doppelganger by Jenni N reviews
It's odd for an emotion to take a physical form and it's frightening for one's hatred to do so. How even more so that they look just like you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 199,788 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012
Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is There! by blueeyeddoeeyed reviews
"USUK AU where Arthur is Alfred's State Farm agent, and Alfred keeps singing "like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" so that Arthur pops in at pervocative moments, like when Alfred is in the shower, or laying on his bed naked, surrounded by rose pedals. And every time Arthur is just like "FOR GODS SAKE." and poofs back out again." (Written off a tumblr post)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The American's Guide by zenorules101 reviews
Hello and welcome to the American's Guide for Getting a Grumpy Brit. This guide will teach you all the right steps for getting your Brit useing the lives of Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as an example. We wish you the best of luck, you'll need it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - England/Britain, America
Sweet and bitter chocolate USUK short stories by kokoyuki27 reviews
This is a collection of short stories I can't summarize all that into this small box do you not see my problem. My summary skill is bad anyway so there's no use wasting effort writing one. Just give this story a go what do you have to lose. Also i really like your shoelace.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,892 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Stairway to Heaven by Car reviews
He stood out to Alfred the moment he saw him. Of course, it wasn't hard to stand out in a fitness center when you're wearing a sweater vest, khakis, and loafers, but that's totally beside the point. (Cute little USUK Drabble!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Eyebrows by rad as hecky reviews
Alfred gets a potion from a mysterious man and thinks it would be a good idea to prank Arthur. Turns out, he was wrong...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Through The Eyes of an ExAmerican by insanelaughtler reviews
It's approaching the fifty year anniversary since the fall of the United States of America. A world meeting is being held in the city that was once named Washington D.C., capital of the long deceased America. During their stay, the nations of the world are experiencing encounters with many intriguing people. Or person. Is the personification of America really dead? DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,259 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - America, Canada
I'm a GIRL? by Stardust98 reviews
England's magic fails him again! A few nations get turned into girls! Hilarity, chaos and madness occur! Follow them as they survive Victoria's secret, THAT time of the month and a lot more! But, as couples grow closer, there are a few things standing in their way. Rated T for language, France and other stuff. Pairings inside. REWRITING CHAPTERS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,008 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - [America, England/Britain] N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Sodomize Me, Cap'n! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America just wanted to watch "My Little Pony," but England breaks into his house dressed as a pirate and demands kinky role-play sex. England was long overdue to plunder some booty, and other bad pirate jokes. CRACKY UKUS SEX AHOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
As the Winter to Foul Weather by Pepper's Ghost reviews
America tries his best to keep something from England. It doesn't work. Based on current events.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Love and War by SweetFirefly reviews
The ultimate fighting competition, World Meeting Round: who is the nation who's bedded more nations, England or France? /EnglandXEveryone, FranceXEveryone, USUK/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Zippers by Ihopeyougetanosebleed reviews
"I think the sound of zippers is cool. But I think the sound of unzipping things is even better. And the sound of me unzipping things off you is basically the best." USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lovesick by SakuraMoriChan reviews
England hates America, to the point where he's starting to develop what he figures is most likely an illness or an allergic reaction to the idiot. But when he falls ill for real, and America insists on taking care of him, England starts to wonder how much longer he can call his emotions a simple sickness...USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Stain Tide Couldn't Handle by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England has a confession for America. A very bizarre one that America thinks is a joke. But for England it is TOTAL DRAMA. This fic is PURE CRACK and labeled drama for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Special Delivery by SonataAllegro reviews
Of all the cliches in the world, Arthur is attracted to the mailman. It's hot outside, let's invite him in for a cool drink of water and go from there. USUK PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Maple Flavored by freakingducksauce reviews
Halloween themed ! Francis and Matthew go trick or treating!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
The things that can never be by Parapo reviews
"Never talk to them, love them, save them. One wrong move and everything would fall out of balance. But the rules doesn't matter to me because I'm not afraid to give up my immortality just for him..." Angel AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,320 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'm Totally Gay For America! by Volcarona reviews
Arthur is drunk. And what do people do when they're drunk? Why, they sing karaoke, of course! Arthur doesn't expect to be caught on camera doing so, however...and he certainly doesn't like the idea of Alfred knowing about it! One-Shot. "Totally Gay for America" is an awesome song. USUK is an awesome pairing. YES.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
How Not to Seduce an Englishman by Busby's Teapot reviews
Alfred really should have known better than to ask for France's advice. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
How to Be Alfred F Jones by Ebaz reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my attention that the world is hopelessly in need of a hero. But fear not—you, my dear reader, are mere inches away from learning the secrets behind the legendary hero himself: Alfred F. Jones. Includes commentary by his stubborn brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Partisan Politics by Cant make up a good name reviews
When England notices America's absence from an urgent meeting, he decides to investigate. But when his curiosity leads him to discover something he never knew about America, will he get more than he bargained for? Rated T for language. Two-shot. A fic all Americans can laugh about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Frozen Yogurt Baby by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America lies and tells England he's pregnant, but in reality he's just getting fatter from eating at all the new frozen yogurt shops that have opened up recently. M-preg parody, UKUS, crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chocolate Covered Banana by Punk Rock Kitsune reviews
An outing to a hamburger restaurant isn't enough to pacify Alfred's hunger. The robust American is craving a little dessert, and Arthur will be the one serving it to him. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Family by Wurstoftheitalians reviews
Feliciano came home with a stray kitten and Ludwig is NOT thrilled about this at all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Distance of 3000 Miles by fakiagirl reviews
5000 kilometers; the distance between their two closest shores. A safe distance, close enough that they can see each other occasionally, but far enough away that neither of them will ever get hurt again. Then, one summer, Alfred visits. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Engagement by Wurstoftheitalians reviews
A lovestruck Feliciano turns to Alfred for advice, which leads to Alfred feeling the need to prove his romantic side. But when Ludwig sees Alfred's actions, he doesn't think the intent is as innocent. Inspired by an RP between me and Apennine-Culture, most of Alfred's quotes came from her- BTW she's amazing check her out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Sketches and Dreams by Wurstoftheitalians reviews
Upon coming home early and finding Ludwig passed out in exhaustion, a look of content on his face, Feliciano takes the opportunity to draw him. But what could Ludwig be dreaming of that would explain the look of peace written on his face?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Welcome Back by Wurstoftheitalians reviews
A year has passed since Ludwig said goodbye to Feliciano at the end of the second world war. But he still can't get the Italian out of his head. Disclaimer: This plays off the last episode of season four, so it could contain spoilers about how certain things go down. It's not that bad but thought I'd rather be safe than sorry and give a little **may contain spoilers** note.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Oh Sweet Jesus by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Driving Lesson by Wurstoftheitalians reviews
When Ludwig discovers that Feliciano can't drive, he takes it on himself to teach the Italian the ways of the road. But he wasn't expecting it to be this hard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Just One More by AnorexicWalrus reviews
New, smitten couple Alfred and Arthur have to part for the week, and Alfred just wants a goodbye kiss...and then another one...and then one more, and one more, and one more, and perhaps just one more, and, if Arthur would be so kind, one more would do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Old Apartment by Ellarose C reviews
All it took was a forgotten change, a chance encounter, and their fate was set. USUK, songfic for 'She Said Yes' by Chad Brock.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And It Goes On by chibitalex reviews
It had been exactly 63 years, 57 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, and 38 seconds since Alfred and Arthur had begun dating.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
England's Red Roses by Wurstoftheitalians reviews
Arthur invites Alfred over to check out his new garden- which Alfred reluctantly agrees to. But when he sees Arthur without a shirt, Alfred starts to question his motive for doing things for Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Welcome Home by wellcrumpets reviews
Short one-shot, Professor Arthur gets a surprise one day in the middle of class. Based off the comic that was going around Tumblr the other day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love Is by Inkaugneato reviews
What exactly is love? I don't think anyone really knows. This ff is basically a date between Alfred and Arthur with fluff n' stuff and it's super cheesy and terrible. Haha.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Speak The Words by TheFictionDreamer reviews
Arthur is frustrated. He is just been dumped, again. And it is all because he could never express his feelings properly. What is wrong with him? What should he do different? Feeling all alone and restless, he strolls into a gay bar and meets... an American. Too bad that he's supposedly straight. USUK. Rated T for now, but may change in future development.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - America, England/Britain
Scars and Stories by Gilbert Winchester
A series of USUK drabbles/oneshots based off of the Fray's album Scars and Stories.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - England/Britain, America
Nervous Alfred by Miku Kangani reviews
What really happens when Alfredis nervous; he ends up going to his brother Matthew for advice. One-shot. Might continue into two-shot. no human interaction physicaly so rated K
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Wanderer by ArtofBoom reviews
Percy, after being cursed to be forever 16, has nothing to live for but cannot die. As the war with the Titans draws near, which side will he choose?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Percy J.
HOME by FiveNightFreakshow reviews
A trip through England and America's deepest memories shows that no matter what happened in the past, they can always find a home in each other's hearts... FAIL-SUMMARY-FAIL USUK Rated M for ending scene Lemon Songfic to Vanessa Carlton's song "Home"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks For The Food by AnorexicWalrus reviews
Everybody is always degrading Arthur's cooking...except for one person...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Unexpected Flowers by ThatBoxThere reviews
England goes throughout his daily life normally until he finds a bouquet of flowers from an unknown sender. Some flowers spark up a distant memory in the nation's mind, but those memories can't be right, can they? Spoiler: USUK fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
iPod by rexlover180 reviews
England finds an iPod after a world meeting and soon finds out it's America's. He finds an interesting playlist on it that attracts his attention. Is it all about him? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
History and Ice Cream by GlassSerendipity reviews
Arthur often wonders what went wrong between him and Alfred. Was being with him so wrong? What makes matters worse is that Alfred calls him out for a meeting separate from the other Allies. Definite USUK with a touch of humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Split In Four by Wurstoftheitalians reviews
WWII just ended and Germany is now at the Allie's mercy as they decide what they're going to do to him. But Germany could care less about that, what he's worried about is what will Italy think when he hears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Holy Zombie Apocalypse, Iggy! by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
America is absolutely certain that a zombie apocalypse is occurring. England, hon the other hand, is not as easily convinced. However, how will he react after reading the news?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stripperific by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - America - Complete
Sk8r Boi by dhbPATHWAY1997 reviews
Arthur's quite the punk, and that means he's not good enough for oh-so-perfect Francis. And years after Francis has left Arthur in the dust, he's forced to face the fact that that boy might have been everything he ever wanted. But that's too bad, because now, he's taken. Songfic: "Sk8r Boi" by Avril Lavigne; USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
YOUR Adventure in Wonderland by Girl-of-Action reviews
Madness is a slippery thing that can be found anywhere. In a serial killer out for blood, a girl detached from the world and dreaming of the strangest things. It could be in that man across the street who lost a loved one not too long ago or in that...
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 22,381 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011
Dear Mister President by theamericanandhisbrit reviews
What were the real reasons behind the President of the USA announcing that he supports gay marriage...? One-Shot. USUK. WARNING: discusses several social issues from American liberal points of view, therefore possible contradicting views for members of the American conservative party.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Catsitting by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vs Enemy Unknown by DumbleDoraTheExplorerX reviews
The G8 are thrown into psychological chaos when an unknown enemy starts terrorizing them. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
14 Ways to Say by YuugisGirl reviews
England is tired of sitting back and waiting for the oblivious America to notice him. Operation British Seduction is a-Go! UKUS/USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,099 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - England/Britain, America
Oh, Sweet England by AnorexicWalrus reviews
America takes England to a football match for his birthday, but there is a surprise waiting there for the Briton.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
On Your Knees by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - America, England/Britain
My Shake Weight Brings All the Boys to the Yard by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Forgotten by rexlover180 reviews
There was...an accident. Alfred didn't mean for anything to happen to him! And now he can't remember anything. Not even that he's a country. USUK and FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,065 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
238 by FMB reviews
Arthur decides to watch some home videos Alfred made of them and their son, Peter. USUK. NOT MPREG. Apparently, if you read this story when trying to fall asleep, you won't be able to fall asleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
Some Things Hallmark Just Doesn't Make a Card For by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SUPER CRACKY USUK! America is too rough during sex and accidentally gives England an anal prolapse. England is pissed. However is a hero to make it up to him? America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bottoms Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Lube Fairy by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, Sealand - Complete
Snuggie Sex by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beauty is Relative, Babe by EmbracingYourFreak reviews
When England begins to show signs of illness, can America find the cause in time? And what repercussions are in store for him along the way? Hiatus. Inquire within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
Why So Bitter? by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
America and MochiEngland Make a Porno by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America's Brief Time in England by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Garden Hoe by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pledge of Allegiance by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Those Eyes by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Arthur is beginning to feel past his prime, but he keeps going to the club anyway. One night he meets a man named Alfred who can't seem to keep his eyes off of him. He keeps giving Arthur his number - and Arthur can't stop thinking about him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,331 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pat Down and Felt Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Not A Date by fakiagirl reviews
Alfred takes Matthew to a karaoke place. Matthew doesn't want to go, but how can he say no to Alfred? USxCanada Oneshot; could be brotherly or romantic love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/25/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
English Leather Boots and Western Lemonade by fakiagirl reviews
When Alfred invites Arthur to go horse-back riding, he doesn't think much of it. But while Arthur shows up in proper riding attire, Alfred is dressed like a cowboy - and even has the audacity to call Arthur's outfit ridiculous! USxUK Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Scandalous Little Rabbit by DestinyShiva reviews
USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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Won't Go Home Without You reviews
What better way to win back the heart of someone you love than singing to them out on their front lawn at one o'clock in the morning? :D Written in Alfred's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - England/Britain, America
From Alfred With Love reviews
Alfred decided to write a love poem expressing his feelings for his dear Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2013 - America, England/Britain
Civility reviews
Plagued by visions and ghost pains, taunted by hallucinations and thoughts that aren't his own. Alfred, currently torn apart by the Civil War, has turned Schizophrenic and is tortured by a familiar face with cold, gray eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - America
Reichenbach reviews
A poem as written by Watson, explaining his feelings about Sherlock's suicide. Hints of Johnlock, though they can be taken romantically or platonically.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
We're Shipwrecked Too! reviews
Based off the comic of the same name. America and England are stranded on the tropical island of Seychelles, and must survive each other until they can contact help. Silly, fluffy, adorable USUK. Rated T because it's THEM.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And Then There's You In The Rain reviews
"You're the most beautiful thing that I've ever seen. In the sun, you're mind-blowing. In the snow, you're breathtaking. And then there's you in the rain..." Silly little USUK oneshot, Alfred being completely enamored from afar like the adorable stalker he is :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
This is NOT my slideshow! reviews
Based off a prompt in the USUK kink meme. America has a slideshow prepared to explain one of his brilliant ideas at the next world conference, but it somehow gets switched with a video of a much different nature. USUK, obviously, with small hints of GerIta because I just couldn't resist. Yaoi, so don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Set It Ablaze reviews
A songfic based off "Set Fire to the Rain." Alfred remembers his reasoning for the Revolution and recalls flashbacks of that day...the day the rain was ablaze with the flash of gunpowder from firing muskets...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tik Tok reviews
Germany is enjoying what he thinks is going to be a quiet evening at the bar until a new customer changes the night dramatically. Light GerIta and USUK :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Germany, America - Complete
Holding It Back reviews
A facebook conversation between a stubborn Englishman and an American who's sick of being treated the way he is. It's been 236 years, and Alfred has a lot to say. Rated T for his language in expressing his anger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hidden Depths reviews
Arthur is surprised by some uncharacteristic aspects of Alfred's personality. Maybe he isn't as ridiculous and simple as he seems? Rated T for one word... USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cover Stealer reviews
America's bedroom is very small, but he finds it the perfect size for two : Rated T for language. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Published: 3/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete