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Name: xXGirl of the DesertXx. obviously

Ninja Rank: Akastuki member

Species: Gundalian

Obsessed with: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, Big Time Rush, Total Drama series, Lord of the Rings, Bakugan, Hetalia, Detha Note and Naruto.

Big Current Obessions: Death note, Naruto and hetalia.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think noah from tdi is hot paste this to your profile.

If you are a fan of Noah from TDI/WT and think he should get a lot more time than he does, FRIGGEN COPY AND PASTE!

If you now completely hate Duncan now because he replaced Noah in I See London...copy and paste.

If you think that noah, cody and izzy needs to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you're a 100 percent Total Drama Addict, copy and paste this into your profile

If Total Drama Island is the best show EVER! copy and paste this into your profile

If you disagree with Teletoon TDI's profile on Noah saying "He is not hot", copy this into you profile.

If you think that the producers would be freaked out over how many fans think Noah is hot, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're Anti-Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile!

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end, if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile..

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

-The children of Demeter do not appreciate getting weed killer for christmas.

-I am not allowed to run through capture the flag screaming "FOR NARNIA"

-I am not allowed to order mortal pizza then laugh at them when they get through the barrier.

-Percy Jackson dose not live in a pineapple under the sea.

-I am not allowed to shout "FOOD FIGHT" in the dinning pavilion, even if i'm convinced it would be a new great way to offer the Gods food. .

-I am not allowed to swap the Hephaestus tools for Lego, even if they do come in pretty colors.

-I am not allowed to introduce Myth-busters to the Hephaestus cabin.

-I am not allowed to breed magical creatures, no matter how much i want a baby hell-hound with wings.

-I am not allowed to ask Nico to raise an army of the dead, even if he owes me a favor

-I am not allowed to refer to Zeus as "sparky"

-I am not allowed to make Nico rise anyone from the dead for my personal enjoyment.

-I am not allowed to hum the jaws theme song when clarisse is approcing me.

-I am not allowed to throw skittles at the Iris cabin and tell them to taste the rainbow.

-I am not allowed to make light saber noises when swords fighting even if it is a good distraction.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You have an instant crush on Nico! [ HECK YEAH]

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies .

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that you're a demigod.

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

you talk about them nonstop.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Khione.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You know PJO better then most sane people (guilty. :3)

You add things to the list every day

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: at the Firework Beach or the cabins.

2. Which PJO Character Would You Date?

Answer: Nico or Leo! Most definatly!

3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Nico, Thaila, Percy, Leo, Piper and Annabeth

4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Kronos

5. Your Favorite PJO book?

Answer: All of them!!

6. Your Favorite PJO Character?

Answer: Nico, Bianca and Leo

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Artemis and Apollo

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: say 'Hi Seaweed Brain'.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer:Depends who is playing at the concert.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer:Nico because I would have been hanging out with him at the time and he can shadow travle us back

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer:Say Sorry but I think I left the bath water running and run off.

12. Favorite PJO Pairing?

Answer: Cannon:Percebeth O.C:Nica [Me and Nico :) ]

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer:I DIDN'T DO IT!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: Writing stories, shopping or capturee the flag.

15. Favorite PJO Quote?

Answer: "With great power come great need to take a nap...wake me up later"-Nico di Angelo


"Wow" Tahlia muttered "Apollo is hot"

"He is the sun god" I saiid

"That's not what I ment"

Thaia and Percy

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: I'm not sure where that Laitin came from but I think it meant 'Eat my pants"

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: If Annabeth is a daughter of Athena, then shouldn't she know better than to fall off a cliff?

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: I have no idea

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: When he ate the hackey sack.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Tahlia driving Apollo's bus.

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.They will never be forgotten

46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,

But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.

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if you pretend Fred Weasley didn't die, copy and paste this into your profile

if you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. My letter was probably just delayed…Theres alot of letters to send out they just lost mine.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BITCH- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Oliver Wood... has heard every single joke possible about his name. No, that is not a challenge.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … Escaped Azkaban, evaded Dementors, outwitted Ministry, killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.


… will jump off a cliff.


… will push someone else off.


… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.


… will get hold of a flying carpet

•.(•. .•).•
«• Lightning Thief •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Sea of Monsters•» •.(•. .•).•
«• Titan's Curse•» •.(•. .•).•
«•Battle of the Labyrinth•» •.(•. .•).•
«•Last Olympian•»
.•(.• •.)•.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:

FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin,

Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw,

Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff,

Kataang2- Gryffindor,

MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor,

AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),


Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!),

Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!),

PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!),

Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw,

ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin,

voldyismyfather - slytherin

DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!,

IwannabeAnnabeth-Ravenclaw all the way!,

The Epic Thunder Ravenclaw (only the smartest know that Z comes before A in the letter circle ;))

Meh111 Slytherin Pride!


Post this if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army!

An English professor wrote the words

'A women without her man is nothing'

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

Every male in the room wrote-

'A women, without her man, is nothing'

All the females in the class wrote-

"A women: Without her, a man is nothing'

Punctuation is Powerful!

The Hogwarts Rules

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

3. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

5. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.

6. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

7. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

8. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horsey bird".

11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".

13. -Neither does he respond favourably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".

14. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.

15. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

16. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.

17. - I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.

18. There is no bring a muggle to school day.

19. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts."

20. - "Putting down Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

21. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

22. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.

23. There is no connection between Hitler and Voldemort.

24. I am not allowed to declare "Official Hug A Slytherin Day."

25. I am not to wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

26. When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I must call him The Dark Lord. Not 'Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants'.

27. I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's "true that blondes have more fun"

28. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

29. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I... GOT... THE... POWER!'

30. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmede, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'

31. - Or 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, GO!'

32. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child.

33. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

34. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.

35. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

36. Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.

37. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

38. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

39. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

40. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

41. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a T-shirt that says 'All the good-looking ones die young' with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

43. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.

44. Locking Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in a broom cupboard together to see if hot gay sex will occur is not appropriate.

45. The four houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.

46. Teaching first years to chorus in unison 'The amazing bouncing ferret' whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

47. No matter what I say to the Dark Lord, I will never make him laugh.

48. Murmuring 'I see dead people' every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

49. I will not replace Professor Snape's Pumpkin Juice with Skele-Gro, and it was not an honest mistake.

50. I am not funny. No matter how much I make myself laugh.

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons use them to squirt in the eyes of your enemys.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the whole world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, forget to add sugar and then offer a glass to a friend.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and demand grapefruit.

When life gives you lemons, boil them until they shrivel up and die.

When life gives you lemons, plant them and give other people lemons from our lemon tree.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate!

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them and add plenty of gin and tonic

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Dear ‘popular’ kids

Yeah, you can tease me, use me, bully me, make fun of me all you like, because when I’m your boss, I’ll be laughing my ass off.

Sincerely Nerds of the World

- Don't suffer from insanity: enjoy every moment of it!

-Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

-You're obsessed and crazy? We obviously haven't been introduced properly.

-Don't hate people who make mistakes. Hate the people who make them, and never learn.

-When there's a halo, there's a pair of devil horns keeping it straight.

-Remember, there's nothing better than a best friend, unless that best friend has chocolate.

-Please leave your shoes and sanity at the door.

-When it's you and me versus the world, attack at about 4 in the afternoon, not dawn. Who gets up at dawn? No, we need to have a lie-in, a continental breakfast, do some shopping, maybe a stop at -Subway or McDonalds, THEN attack.

-Children, where there is a will, you want to be in it.

-Don't walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into the occasional wall, off the odd cliff and countless times into various patio doors.

-If you're running from zombies, nobody will blame you if you trip up the odd person, whether it's your mum or not.

-Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

-If at first you don't succeed, never try sky- diving.

-If Heaven doesn't want you and Hell is afraid you'll take over, stay on middle ground.

-Nothing is impossible, unless you count slamming a revolving door.

-If it wasn't for physics, law enforcment, my mum and my curfew, I'd be unstoppable.

-When you're going to take over the world, make sure nothing sparkly is in your way. They can distr- ohh, glitter!

-If a computer beats you at chess, remember that they're rubbish kick-boxers.

-If you tickle me, I may laugh but I'm really thinking if you want to live until Christmas.

-Always refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

-An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. -Sure, I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

-A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

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20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth

2) Favorite guy character? Nico!

3) Favorite girl character? Bianca

4) Favorite god? Apollo.

5) Favorite goddess? Artemis

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? All of them?

7) Is Luke hot?yes

8) Would you join the hunters? Nope!

9) Archery or sword fighting? Both

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Both.

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hecate.

12) Favorite book? all of them

13) Least favorite? I like all of them

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round!!

15) Favorite couple? Percebeth

16) Are you a demi-god? HADES YEAH!

17) Who would be your parent? Apollo

18) Favorite minor character? THE STOLLS.

19) Ethan or Luke? Luke!

20) Favorite monsters? I do not know

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over

when it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide

they say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. you wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'

flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

when someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

nobody's worth your tears, and the ones that are won't make you cry

everyday is a gift, that's why its called the present

I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet

life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

don't talk unless you can improve the silence

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect

stupidity killed the cat. curiosity got framed

some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people who are, in other words, not you

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I don't bother what other people think of my obsession. It is THEIR loss. These are the best books I've ever read. If I am in college by the time the last book of the Heroes of Olympus series is released, I won't care. These books helped shape my life. I get better grades in Greek and Roman mythology now. I can automatically analyze someone for their goddly connection. My dreams tell me my future life. My BFF is weird, but you gotta love him/her. Loyal, and can cover up any mistake of a fight with a monster with the saying that I dropped my pencil. I have ADHD, but my parent(s) don't take me to the doctor because of the worrying fact that I'll be sent to a mental institute since I also have dyslexia, and can read ancient Greek. No example because I'm afraid monsters would come after me for disclosing this matter. But don't call me a liar, I know how to read it! I'm great at using what is considered 'out-of-date' weapons. Swords, javelins, bow and arrows, knives, you name it, I can use it. Gun too if you ask. I've been to Olympus before, the Underworld (*shivers*), the Labyrinth, Long Island Sound, Quebec, the Wolf House (*again shivers*), and San Francisco (Mt. Tamapalis, too, but I didn't want to exaggerate). I've seen the legendary bronze dragon, played capture the flag (although one summer, Hermes and his children stole all the flags and didn't give them back until the last day; we had to use plastic balls), ran around the woods with archery equipment, shot a bulls-eye on a windy bridge, and seen the newly designed Olympus (did I already mention that?).

(first 4 letters of real name
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
Yellow Duck (That's wierd..)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
Amy Wongenalla
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)
Blue Lemonade
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name)
Ermrlbe (?)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(both parents' middle names)
Lee Allen

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Shadow (That sounds cool)
10. Your cow name: (put the first 4 letters of your name in, then moo)
11. Your parrot name: (put the first 2 letters of your name in, then birdy)
12. Your fake name: (put the last 3 letters of your last name in, the closest letter of the middle of your middle name, then the first 2 letters of your first name in)
13. Your poptropica name: (put your favorite color in, then your favorite thing in outerspace that you can see at night)
Yellow moon
14. Your Pokemon name (Your favorite color then your month of birth . color first name month last name.)
Yellow October

Pick the month you were born:
January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I kissed
April- I Licked
May—I did the Macarena with
June-I smelled
July—I jumped on
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-a birdbath
2-a monster
3-a phone
4-a fork
5-a snowman
6-a gangster
7-my mobile phone
8-my dog
9-my best friends' boyfriend
10-my neighbor
11-my science teacher
12-a banana
13-a fireman
14-a stuffed animal
15-a goat
16-a pickle
17-your mom
18-a spoon
19- - a smurf
20-a baseball bat
21-a ninja
22-Chuck Norris
23-a noodle
24-a squirrel
25-a football player
26-my sister
27-my brother
28-an ipod
29-a surfer
30-a llama
31-A homeless guy

Pick your second favourite colour.
White-because I'm cool like that
Black-because that's how I roll.
Pink-because I'm crazy.
Red-because the voices told me to.
Blue-because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-because I think I need some serious help.
Purple-because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway
Brown-because I can..

Other-because I'm a Ninja!
None-because I can't control myself!

Combine and see what you get!

I sang to a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
(Okay that is wierd)

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Friend #1: I can come up with a good comeback for any insult! Seriously, insult me!

Friend #2: You're stupid!

Friend #1: Ditto!

Friend #2: Seriously? That's the BEST you could do?

Friend #3: AND YOU'RE A BANANA PEEL! *throws banana peel at friend #1, which hits him in the face and lands behind him*

Friend #1: *gets up, picks up banana peel, whacks friend #3 with it, and shoves it down friend #3's shirt, then walks away and sits down*

Friend #2 and Friend #4 who has not been mentioned yet: *applaud*

Friend #5: (laughing uncontrollably): THAT WAS A GOOD COMEBACK! *continues laughing*

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The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution.

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life chucks lemons at you and hit hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most"

When life gives you Lemons, throw them at your brother(s).

When life gives you grapes, make Lemonade. Sit back, and let the worl wonder how you did it.

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
Of course it does!

when life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for limes. when life throws you limes, ask for something more age appropriate. When life throws you fanfiction you can actually read, throw them back and tell life it needs to check it's grammar, spelling and punctuation.

When life gives you lemons, stare at them for 5 seconds, then ask "Why did you have these lemons in the first place? Who in their right mind carries around freaking LEMONS!?!"

And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

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Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says icha icha paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori!" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sensei.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!"

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

You dye your hair red and carry around a gourd of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2 ]

] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2 ]

Itachi Uchiha
] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
- I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 1 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
] - Sharks are AWESOME!
] - I like gore :3
] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. (and random!! XD)
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]

] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[.5] - My Grandma annoys me. (she can and she cant but I still love her!)
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3.5 ]

[X] - I'm an artist. (Kind of)
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5 ]

[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

[X]I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2 ]

[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3 ]

[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[.5] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D (when he shuts up)

[Tobi Score: 3.5 ]

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 1 ]

I am most like Deidara. Yay, I like Deidara!

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions. (Naruto)













What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Deidara? What do you want sweetheart?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Gaara is going to marry Kisame? I'm so confused... what has this world come to..

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Hidan? Try it and gag a little and politely say I'm not hungry.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Kiba? Bury him in sand and run off.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Tobi? Deidara almost strangled him to death.. again.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Kisame? God damn you Kisame I thought we were friends!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Pein? Well he is the leader...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Deidara? He would swoop down on his clay bird thing help me up on it and bloiw the killers up as we fly away:)

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Konan? Help me because she is my friend.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Sasori? A puppet:)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Gaara? watch me save myself...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Hidan? Laugh he's ass off...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Pein and Deidara? Deidara would be crying because he loves me and then ask how I got the leader to marry me..

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Itachi? He doesn't

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Kisame? Umm I'm not sure.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Pein? Look at me funny and tell me to be quite.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Deidara? Because I love him...

Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Konan and Kisame? I thought you like Pein Konan...

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?

Sasori? He is my brother...I wouldn't date him...

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Gaara loves Kisame? I thought they were married...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?


Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Kiba? I thought you were dating my friend...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Itachi? It doesn't look like your brothers hair does it because your brothers hair looks like a chickens butt..

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Tobi? Aww don't worry Tobi you'll find someone!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Kisame? Wow I never knew you felt that way...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Pein kissing Deidara? ...:O how could you Deidara..

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Saasori and Gaara? Definitaly trying to kill each other..

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Kisame? Umm I'm not sure...

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Pein? Not very long...

1 offers you a CD. Considereing her/his tastes, do you listen to it?

Deidara? Mabey I'm not sure...

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Konan and tobi? not sure...

3 told 6 she started her period.

Sasori and Kiba? LOL I thought sasori was a guy...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Gaara slaps Kisame with a fish for going out with Itachi? Kisame would cry because he got slaped with a fish...

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Kiba cusses Konan out and Sasori is watching? I dont think he would do anything...

7 got high.

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?
Tobi? Why are you dissing my fanfics...

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

Kisame and Deidara? Wow that was unexpected...

10 starts working at a bar..

Pein? He makes people get drunk and laughs...?

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Deidara and Konan? 1.Its the other way round and 2. How could you Deidara...

(11) and (2) are in a happy relationship until (2) runs off with (10). (11), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (4) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (7) and finds true love with (5)."

Zetzu and Konan are in a happy realtionship (scary..) until Konan runs off with Pein (makes sense). Zetzu, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Gaara(HOLY SHIT that's scary..) and a brief unhappy affair with Kisame (Fish and plant..) then follows the wise advice of Itachi(sure..) and finds his true love with Hidan...(Sure Zetzu and Hidan, why not!)

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What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8118423151811 = 98 percent


11141523125475 = 96 percent


A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent


2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.


Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu $.$

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

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Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA.

Naruto Characters I would:

01. Bake cupcakes for: Gaara
02. Trust with the keys to my car: Hinata
03. Put thumbtacks on their chair: Kankuro
04. Have a crush on: Deidara
05. Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Shino (he scares me...)
06. Vote for President / Prime Minister: Ten Ten
07. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Itachi
08. Pair up: My best friend Lani and Kiba
09. Vote off the island and into the volcano: Sasuke
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Konan

11.Be realated to: Sasori

12.Play pranks with: Tobi

Bakugan Characters I would:

01. Bake cupcakes for: Airzel
02. Trust with the keys to my car: Alice Gehabich
03. Put thumbtacks on their chair: Shun Kazami
04. Have a crush on: Stoica
05. Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Prince Hydron
06. Vote for President / Prime Minister: Marucho Marukura
07. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Gus Grav
08. Pair up: Runo and Dan
09. Vote off the island and into the volcano: Zenoheld
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Lena Isis

11.Be realated to: Jesse Glenn

12.Play pranks with: Lync Volan


1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz"
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!

1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

...My name is Umi Glenn and I don't have any nicknames.

1B: What's your gender?

Female. What cause I so sound and look like a guy! *sarcasm*

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

15. I look a few years older in my human disguise. (I'm a Gundalian)

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

I'm a chocoholic. Nuff said

4. And your favorite drink?


5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

No one...Okay, fine, I have a crush on Stoica. *blushes*

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

Sadly, no. I don't even know if he has feels the same way about me.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?

Ocean blue. I also like pale orange and pale yellow

8. Who's your favorite author?

Umm on fanfiction or not? Cause on fanfiction I have my friend VAPxSTONExOFxTHExWATER but outside of fanfiction I like J.K Rowling.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

This may sound stupid but I'm afraid of dying even though I know I will have to die eventually.

10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

Not any that I can recall at the moment. Well I ran into a tree once but nobody was watching so, it wasn't that embarrassing.

10B: Any Siblings?

1 older brother, Jesse Glenn. He is so awesome! He is strong smart and I actually look up to him a lot. Oh and he beat Shun!

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

Well Stoica may irritate some of my friends but I look up to him. He is actually a good brawler.

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

Shun. He thinks he is soo great, but I've beaten him before!

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

Okay two words, Kill. shun.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

Umm well we would eat chocolate, play pranks on people we don't like, play video games, that kind of stuff

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

The best bakugan brawler in the world! Or a professional surfer.

16. What's your worst nightmare?

Umm everyone I care about dying or losing my partner bakugan Tayghen, she is a hybrid bakugan, ventus mixed with Aquos. More Aquos though. I found her on my travels but I can't remember the places name. She told me she used to work for a bakugan named Naga.

17. What's your lifelong dream?

To be the best brawler ever!

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

Brag about it to all of my friends.

19A. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

Well in my room or anywhere near water.

19B: Favourite music?

Pop, rock, along those lines

19C: Do you have any friends?

Of course I do! Jesse, Stoica, Kazarina, Airzel, Gill, Zenet, Lena and Sid. Basicly I'm good with most of the Gundalians I work with.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Umm Brawling, playing video games, hanging out iwth friends, going to earth, surfing, painting, reading and writing poetry. Well I do that when I'm not on missions for Emperor Barodius.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

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Facebook for CHB by Livestolove reviews
Camp half blood and the olympians on facebook is always funny
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 7/16/2011
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Big Time Rush and the Marauders by DisguisedDreamer reviews
The boys have been accepted at the American wizarding school, Washburn Academy of Magical Arts. While researching for an assignment, they find similarities between themselves and the Marauders. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,461 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 8/14/2011 - OC, Marauders, Kendall
Life Skills 101 by singbirdsing reviews
Camp is in for a surprise when the gods are ordering the campers to take part in a mysterious, "Life Skills," class... Campers are required to take care of fake babies and get "jobs." Chapter 1 has been edited!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,091 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011
Man or Mouse by helloitea reviews
John has a secret. Sherlock wants to know. But this secret is bigger than Sherlock ever thought. Rated M for later violence. Eventual Johnlock maybe...? EDIT: Oh there's Johnlock...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,784 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Born This Way by Sakura Blossom Storm reviews
It doesn't matter who you love, it could be him or it could be her. You were born that way and it'll always stay like that. Chapter Two Highlights: Duncan dresses up as John Travolta, Courtney and Tyler stargaze and Gwen has some apologising to do.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011
Owen and Noah versus the music videos by 100TenMillion reviews
In the style of Beavis and Butthead, Owen and Noah skewer the worst and best music videos of this generation!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Owen, Noah
19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Rivalry Cruise by Cookiekitten reviews
May was hoping for a relaxing vacation onboard the S.S. Anne. However, the unexpected arrivals of Drew, Soledad, and Harley guarantee that the trip will be anything but tranquil! Contestshipping, Festivalshipping. Sequel is up!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,833 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū, Harley, Solidad/Saori - Complete
Time Orbs and Pregnancy by G. Novella reviews
Neville and Harry are freaking out about becoming fathers. When they take a time orb back to their parents seventh year, will their worries be assuaged? Can they handle the stress of seeing their parents and not being able to change a thing? And will their wives ever reach them? What about the ripple effect that is created just by their arrival? What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,599 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Neville L., Harry P.
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At The Capitol by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
"I can't believe President Snow is forcing us to play in the Hunger Games again!" complained Katniss. "I know but there's nothing we can do about it," said Peeta. "Maybe not!" she screamed. This Quarter Quell is going to be funny!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Per Ankh by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
Set decides to send Carter and Sadie on a quest, a quest for laughs! Cracks on Salt, Sanubis, Zarter and more!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Carter K., Sadie K. - Complete
Basketball Brawlers by shadowjinx reviews
The Brawlers join basketball, but things get messy when the championship arrives and their school rival The Gundalians are doing everything they can to prevent the Brawlers from winning. May be rewritten due to lack of quality.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,322 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010
Trick or Treat! by MajorGodComplex reviews
::What happens when a hyper Nico goes Trick-or-Treating with a disinterested Percy? Trouble. Especially when more of the gang joins in. Just a hint, don't mix Nico with candy...::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Awkward IMs by iluv2smile reviews
Sometimes, Iris Messages appear at the most inconvenient times...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011
Under The Weather by emmyloser reviews
Sort of a request from RainTastesGood. A collection of oneshots about times when James isn't feeling his best and the guys are always there for him, not matter what. I may consider requests after the first 3 chapters!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - James
Naruto: Life of a Shy Jinchuuriki Original by Uzumaki Ricky reviews
What if Naruto were shy, instead of a stubborn idiot like he is in canon? My take on Aengus' "Shy Naruto" challenge. Give it a try until after graduation before you decide whether or not you like it. Pairings: NaruHina, others undecided. Distcontinued. Be on the lookout for the rewrite!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,398 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Baku Bloopers GI by GrathLongfletch reviews
All the mistakes and events that happened during the making of the Gundalian Invaders series. All of your favourite characters goofing off and acting like teens on crack! XD T for lang and possibly violence. Not sure yet.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Bloopers! by Rainbow Lagoon reviews
The title says it all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011
Feuding Worlds by toSempiternity reviews
When you mold together wizards, Greeks, and Romans, things are bound to turn out chaotic. Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter arrive just in time to participate in the Triwizard Tournament...well, let's just say that some things are best left undiscovered. / 5/25/14: Now being rewritten.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,825 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Harry P., Annabeth C.
Cracks in the Mirror by xinde reviews
My very own Death Note collection of humorous fics! Latest chapter: Matt and Mello discuss the chemical implications of Wammy's House monikers. I do hope this idea hasn't been done before.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Matt, Mello
We're What? by sciencelover reviews
When Big Time Rush find out their demigods, they don't believe what their hearing. But when two campers go missing, and they go on a quest to save them, along with some camp counselors, they are forced to believe it. Whether they want to or not. *Adopted by Shadic is beast3.0*
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011
The Hogwarts Morning Feast Club by bets2010 reviews
What can two generations of pranksters learn serving detention? Old and new marauders and fiery redheads find out that they aren't that different after all. Loosely based on the 80's movie The Breakfast Club
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,837 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Dear Admissions Committee by xinde reviews
The Death Note characters apply to college! Read their thoughtful and occasionally humorous application essays. Serious moments are serious. DON'T hold me liable if you try this in your own essays and it doesn't work. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
PokéCamp by PenguinOverlord reviews
Crystal is going to be a camp counselor at a popular summer camp, so Gold surprises her by becoming a counselor as well, while dragging Silver along too! These kids meet new friends, rivals, and have plenty of fun! MangaQuestShipping & SoulSilverShipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,400 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Total Drama Diaries by Sadie Loves DxC reviews
What if all the Total Drama constants had dairies/journals that they write in every day. Unfortunately they keep it under lock and key and no one has been able to get the information….Until now.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011
Awkward by TwoStrangeGirls reviews
Let's face it: Everyone has awkward moments. These are some of the awkward moments the PJO and HoO characters have experienced.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
Half Blood High by lenkagamine133 reviews
Full Summary inside. The demi-gods and Shadowhunters are on a mission. To locate that reason why monsters and demons seems to be increasing in a certain area. And in that area they seem to be hanging around the local school. So they become students.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010
Memories by MarigoldStevens reviews
Huh. So your life really does flash before your eyes. I just wish mine wasn't such a disappointment. Clove's last minutes. One shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
New Akatsuki Teams by Cakethief reviews
After the Akatsuki annoys Pain, everyone gets a new partner. But how will it turn out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Welcome to Bone City by Patricia Sage reviews
Magnus Bane, a new student, moves to Bone City and falls for Alec Lightwood, a jock/aspiring musician. All human. Malec!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,565 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
How To Be Annoying: By Travis And Connor Stoll by TwoStrangeGirls reviews
Want to scare the Hades out of your roomate? No problem! Want to get kicked out of a store? Easy! Want to annoy people in an elevator? We're the masters of trouble! WARNING: Getting sent to prison for any of these actions are not by fault of the Stolls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
Curse of the Nightshade by VAPxSTONExOFxTHExWATER reviews
It was one regular day at camp until a mortal passed through the gates. A new prophecy emerges. Moonlight, Claire, Brick and Nico have to save Apollo and Artemis before its to late. Hiatus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
Total Drama Return To The Island by matthewvill34 reviews
26 oc's battle it out where it all began. The island. They will face brand new crazier and deadlier challenges than before. With Chris and Blainely as host APPS CLOSED
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Chris M., Blaineley
Facebook And Other Shenanigans by Shuichi Saito reviews
What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
26 Kisses by Katie Potatey reviews
An alphabet story of Travis and Katie's kisses. Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Katie G., Travis S.
Basic Dragonology by Total Drama Addict reviews
Ah, Dragonia. A peaceful little country near the Dragonian pentagon. And, the setting for this ab-normal high school fic. The Dragonians use dragons for lots of things, and in this high school, there are even dragon related classes. TDI never happened.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 41,122 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010
Yearbook Video by TwoStrangeGirls reviews
The Camp Half Blood Yearbook Video! Please read! I don't think anyone has done this...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011
To the Writers From the Victims by PeetaPercyFANGirl reviews
The PJAO cast has discovered Fanfiction, and all have VERY mixed feelings about it all! See how they feel about it in their letters brought to you by Olympus Mail! P.s, WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND THE GODS COMMAND YOU TO READ IT OR YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
How to annoy the demigods by daughterofares97 reviews
Basically what the title says. Sequel to How to annoy the gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Total Drama Alternate Tour by tigerty reviews
What if Duncan hadn't quit? What if Ezekiel had a second chance? What if Bridgette didn't get stuck to a pole? It's yet another season 3 rewrite.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,437 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010
The Gender-Bending Prank by It's An Elaborate Ruse reviews
The Stolls pull a prank. It backfires not only on them, but their friends also. Now they all are the opposite gender! Have Travis and Connor gone too far this time? Can they even reverse it? Rated T for no reason. If you like stories with Annabeth, Percy, Connor, Travis, Clarisse, and/or Nico, you'll like this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,781 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Nico A., Percy J., Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
The Wedding by Bittersweet x reviews
In which Boromir and Legolas torture Aragorn, Pippin is scared of the dark, and Gandalf is amused.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Taayluur reviews
The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Christmas Carols a la Harry Potter by HorcruxesandHallows reviews
Christmas Carols with Harry Potter themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Freaky Friday by Patricia Sage reviews
Two couples fighting leads to an unexptected magical occurance. How do Malec and Clace deal when Alec and Clary switch bodies? And, how can the process be reversed?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Alec L., Clary F.
The Princess and the Prince by Elfprinzess reviews
When Princess Merlyna has to hide her identity and gender in order to be safe while her father hunts down the enemy, she runs away to Camelot to hide. What happens next? Full summary inside, Fem!Merlin, please read and review
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Demigod Yearbook Project by MarianWellingsDemigod4life reviews
By the end of next year I will want to have collected 100 or more demigod OCs to put in one big 2011-2012 Demigod yearbook and turn it into a fanfic in the pjo section. MORE INSIDE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011
PJO Freak Outs by Gaara'sFanGirl.Sasuke'sWife reviews
i cant really define rant, so its just freak outs! hope u like em. percy, thalia, annabeth, grover and many more PJO characters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011
It's a Malec Wedding Tale by bodysurfer27 reviews
Magnus has planned a very romantic way to propose and wed Alec, that is until Alec manages to screw it all up. Will they have the wedding or is their love doomed?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Awkward Moments by LunaShadowWolf13 reviews
Awkward moments in the world of How To Train Your Dragon! Read and contribute your own! -That awkward moment when you're talking about killing dragons when a bunch of dragons are around you.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Awkward Moments in Hogwarts Castle by delioncourts reviews
Awkward Moments that were, probably were, or certainly were not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011
The Hangover of Olympus by Cerulean Apocalypse reviews
The night before Percy and Annabeth's wedding, their friends take them out for a night of fun. When they wake up confused and both the bride and groom are missing, they must backtrack their steps and try to remember just what happened.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
How to annoy the gods by daughterofares97 reviews
Ways to annoy all the Olympian Gods, and goddesses and Hades. WARNING: The author is not responsible for any murders/injuries/maimings as a result of following these examples
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
The power of Clary by AceKindel reviews
something happens and three year old Clary has to be raised by Magnus. And now she's has witchy powers. If you want to know what happens in this epic storym READ!1
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Clary F., Magnus B.
My Only Wish by Im.losing.hope reviews
The only thing that Alec wants this year for Christmas is for all homeless people to have a place to stay during the holidays. By chance, he meets Magnus, a homeless person who has caught Alec's eye. Rated T R&R -MultiChaptered-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Dress in Drag and Do the Hula by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
The four of them crept up behind a fallen log and observed the giants more. "So what's your plan for getting past those guys?" Leo asked. "Live bait," Jason replied. "Good idea," Leo said, then it occurred to him what Jason was talking about. "Hey!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Frank Z., Leo V. - Complete
Pick up lines by StuckOnBTR13 reviews
10 pick up lines that I feel represent the four guys of Big Time Rush.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
NO NICO, I DON'T! by a-study-in-starkid reviews
Nico wants to know everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
DemiGlee: The Story of Underdogs by strange-felicity reviews
A continuation of Karaoke Night. The simple Karaoke Night has turned into a Camp Half-Blood craze! Each night, one demigod will sing a song about anything. Will romance ensue? Will the gods finally sing? The story has begun. SUBMISSIONS CLOSED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Apollo
The Breakfast Club by Patricia Sage reviews
Based off of the 80's teen movie of the same title, exept with TMI characters. Clary, Alec, Jace, Isabelle, and Magnus are 5 teens from seperate cliques forced into Saturday detention. What will happen when they have to spend 8 hours together? M/A, J/C.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Total Drama Resort by VAPxSTONExOFxTHExWATER reviews
The TDI crew, Spring and Brick and 10 of YOUR OC spend a month at a luxurious 5 star resort, The Pacific Pearl. I smell romance don't you. Apps closed, currently on Hiatus
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Noah
Halloween With The Kids by Shuichi Saito reviews
AU. Halloween themed fanfiction. 10 year-old Alexander and his siblings go out Trick-Or-Treating for the first time, only to find a sobbing Magnus Bane - mourning the loss of his candy. Little Malec fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Proposals by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
"Will you marry me?" Series of drabble/one shotes of all and any Percy Jackson parings getting engaged. 15th is Nico and OC. T for possible things in future chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Aladdin by Magnusjane25 reviews
Alec, a street urchin, meets Prince Magnus, and they fall in love. BUt Magnus can only marry a prince! Hope you guys like! rated T because I said so!...?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Daily Life of a Facebooker by A Happy Day reviews
The escapades of Big Time Rush and Katie Knight on Facebook. R&R. Facebook-verse.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011
The Marauders' Chat Room by flowerbirdie13 reviews
the title kinda says it all. a chat room for the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011
I Swear It Wasn't Me! by Catching A Common Cold reviews
84:I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. a list of 150 things that shouldn't but have been done at Hogwarts. All generation, enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Teddy's First Year by MoonGoddess95 reviews
Teddy Lupin has the best life with his parents, Tonks and Remus, and his young sister Renee. Being a bit of a mischief-maker, what sort of trouble and adventure can he get himself into when he journeys to Hogwarts for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Teddy L.
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
I Solemnly Swear by Bella Kundu reviews
Follow Mssrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs during their Hogwarts years through friendship and love and well-managed mischief. Because the Marauders deserve to be defined by how they lived, not how they died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Marauders
Demigod Facebook by Rawker465 reviews
I got the idea from KACOISAWSOMERTHANTHAILICO. The Demigods got bored so they started to hang out on facebook! Rated t 'cause I say so!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011
25 Ways To Annoy Your Favorite TDI Characters by Theater Of The Mind reviews
Read the title people... Anyways, I am explaining and elaborating a few ways to annoy each character, Trent is up chapter 26
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Verbotene Liebe by Patricia Sage reviews
Alec is being forced to marry a rich Countess who has taken an interest in him. What will happen when Alec meets Magnus and falls in love? How will this affect his and his family's future? Malec, AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Legolas's Exciting Cave Adventure! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in a cave. Aragorn decides to use this adverse circumstance to discover why Legolas hates caves so much. The truth may surprise you. Or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Drama King 2 Trent's Pride by CrazyGirl4TheWin reviews
So it's like 'The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride', except in Total Drama style. The sequel to 'The Drama King'.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,908 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gwen, Duncan
Demigod Angst by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
"I feel cranky and pubescent today, and I don't know why. I'm gonna take it out on people I like!" Parody of "Wizard Angst". Purposely OOC, meant purely for humor. T for cursing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Jason G., Leo V.
PJO Swearing by Clarissa Jackson reviews
OMG ! I was laughing so hard when I made this , so please laugh with me ! Have fun reading and thanks ! xoxo Clarissa
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Yo Mamma is HP Jokes by Clarissa Jackson reviews
Yo Mamma is ... HP Jokes . XD ! Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Things of the houses in Hogwarts by Clarissa Jackson reviews
XD , just random thingsb I thought of. Enjoy , and thanks for reading !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
The Rules of Hogwarts by Clarissa Jackson reviews
This are the school Rules of Hogwarts. So please read and Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Signs of Insanity by Clarissa Jackson reviews
This is a list that the Mauraders made, about at what point your insane. XD Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Cannibal by Magnusjane25 reviews
Jace,clary,Magnus,and Isabelle get bored on a rainy day and decide to create new runes. what happens when they test it out on Alec? Cannibalisam! Based on Kesha's Cannibal, ratd T for my paranoia...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Drama King by CrazyGirl4TheWin reviews
It's like the Lion King, but in Total Drama style.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Trent, Courtney - Complete
The Alphabet by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- 26 oneshots for each letter of the alphabet. Also: Magnus and Alec's love from A to Z! Fluff, a lot of romance and just love and maybe some crack.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,417 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Coming Out by Patricia Sage reviews
Really really bad title! The events following the Malec kiss in the Hall of Accords. Alec talkes to his parents and learns things about his dad that he didn't know before.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
I Couldn't Let You Drown by Patricia Sage reviews
My take on MagnusPOV of the scene in CoA where Alec falls off the boat. Malec! *heart*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The 'Wii' by Magnusjane25 reviews
Magnus buys a mundane toy and Alec doesn't seem to know how to use it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Different Ways to Drive Characters Insane by Lele-the-Greek-Geek reviews
Mary and Gary have got there hands on two books. Books that can make MI and PJO characters crazy and potentially OOC. How will they survive? Do they have a chance? R&R. Flames and praise and everything in between. Hope you guys enjoy my work of boredom!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Percy J., Jace W.
150 Things I am Not allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Slytherclaw-girl17 reviews
Hogwarts's favorite list, composed into stories everybody will enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009
When A Warlock's Bored by Shuichi Saito reviews
With Alec and chairman Meow fast asleep, Magnus is bored. So what's a Warlock to do? Malec Jace/Clary Simon/Izzy About Simon being in the institute, just imagine Clary made a rune for him, or Magnus putting a spell on him or something XD
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Death Note Chatroom! by EvanLolicia reviews
When Death Note characters all return and join a chatroom, what will happen? You'll just have to find out! Beware: Random content and some cussing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Hell be Damned by Jinxed Ink reviews
Shadowhunters knew nothing about demigods, and demigods knew nothing about Shadowhunters. What happens when a hunt changes it all? In a world where nothing is still the same can warriors forget old rivalries and learn to fight side by side?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Nico A., Magnus B.
The Horrors of Kindergarten by can't think reviews
No, not scary, lol. Heather starts kindergarten & the other campers are in her class. Heather's actually...nice. Everyone else? Well, you'll see. Also contains Chef and Chris! SPOILER IN CH. 6.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Heather - Complete
Reunion by Bookworm24601 reviews
Alec has been away with his parents in Idris for a few weeks. What happens when he gets back? Click to find out! Sorry, I suck at summaries. Rated T for language & some implied sexual reference, but mostly just cause I'm paranoid. APOV, MPOV, & IPOV ;
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sparkles! by Patricia Sage reviews
Isabelle and Magnus go shopping to get Alec a birthday present. First ever fanfic! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
OCs needed for Naruto story! by Purple Inked Parchment reviews
I need some OCs for my next story, so if you want to make an OC for me: Read Here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2010
Sleepover by Moonlight Music Mistress reviews
Chapter 14 up! The Hyuugas are throwing a sleepover! What will happen? Chaos? Madness? Fun? LOVE? Hinata, Neji, Sasuke are OOC. NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,287 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 9/1/2007
Behind The Scenes: Avatar by zutarababe reviews
Everyone knows the characters in the show Avatar The Last Airbender but what do they RLY do behind the scenes! ZUTARA! TAANG!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Nico's Adventures With Shadow Travel: Merlin by darkgemwildcat reviews
Part of my Nico's Adventures with Shadow Travel Series- Nico accidentally shadow travels himself to Camelot, where he has to hide the fact that he's the son of a god or face execution, will he keep his secret, or will he suffer at the hands of King Uther
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Nico A., Merlin - Complete
God Help the Outcasts by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
Puck is right we are just a bunch of outcasts!" Dispite winning sectionals the glee club is still at sub-bacement level. Song Fic! one-shot better than the summery makes it out to be
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Total Drama MARZIPAN! by randomstorymaster reviews
An epic event hosted by Mung Daal! 10 kids will compete! --APPS OPEN!--
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010
Alphabet of Arda by lindahoyland reviews
A series of drabbles and ficlets written for the "There and Back" Alphabet challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
Total Drama Magic by randomstorymaster reviews
Enter a show, um, I mean world, where you can learn the amazing art of sorcery! --APPLICATIONS NOW BEING ACCEPTED!--
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009
10 OF MORE WAYS TO ANNOY GAARA! by hinata742 reviews
finding ways to annoy naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Random Naruto ScrewUps! by Videogamatic reviews
Everyone makes mistakes, even the awesome characters from the Naruto cast. Now here they are, the behind the scenes bloopers and mistakes hidden from society all these years! Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007
Behind The Action Lies Insanity by Moonlight Music Mistress reviews
On screen, these ninjas kick serious butt. But off screen, what happens behind the scenes? A peek at what happens behind the scenes of Naruto! No pairings. I know, shocker, right? Rated T because Jiraiya and Tsunade are in it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Naruto Bloopers by Sora Sotara reviews
Whatever random Naruto ideas come to either my, or my friends, mind.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Behind The Scenes by FlamedraSeer7213 reviews
Just a random idea I got. Humor
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Annoying the Naruto Characters by animesk8rgirl reviews
Over 30 ways to annoy your favorite character
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 549 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beyond The Fellowship by mc-honky reviews
Behind the scenes with the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2003
Behind The Scenes with Lord of the Rings by Dracono reviews
What happen behind the scenes when they are making the movie please r&r no flames
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2002
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Operation Sleepover: Failure or Success reviews
Hinata and Neji have a sleepover. I smell romance don't you? The pairings are SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen,KibaxOC and GaaraxOC. Rated T for teenage drama and mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012
150 things I am not allowed to do at the Shire reviews
Pippin and Merry decide things are too boring so they decide to make a list called 150 things I an not allowed to at the Shire and they go and do every one of those things!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.