Soulfully Sadistic
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Joined 09-01-11, id: 3217582, Profile Updated: 11-26-13
Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Dragon Ball Z.

If you are here, you probably:

A.) Have no life

B.) Had nothing else to do

C.) Read one of my stories and wondered, "Who the hell writes this crap?"

Hello, there! I'm Soulfully Sadistic. And despite the name, no, I am not sadistic. Well, at least, not until I witness a horrid and gruesome tragedy and suddenly, fueled by impassioned rage, let loose a howl of fury and turn Super Saiyan 100--oh, you meant real life? Uhm. No. No I don't think so. Some of my favorite things to do are curl up on a rainy day with my computer and read a good fanfiction, listening to Debussy's Fantasy (for orchestra and piano) with lots of taffy by my side. I really am one for peaceful moments. But I also like hugs. I like them very much. Also I like adorable things. If you are adorable, and within a fifty-foot radius of me, don't act all surprised when I'm all up in yo grill, squealing and hugging you like the kawaii desu neigh mothafucka you are.

Name: Akosua

Age: 14

Sex: Not yet

Your Gender, Dumbass: Oops. Female.

Likes: Spaghetti, Cooking (I'm old-fashioned), taking care of children, proper grammar, sleeping, reading, writing, drawing, letting my creepy side show, that frustration you get when the piece you're playing doesn't sound right, and the satisfaction you get when it does, improvising

Dislikes: When I let those damn curses fly from my mouth, that little speck on the wall that you never noticed before but now you can't UN-notice it because you noticed it and URRRGH

Talents: Playing piano, cooking, drawing, writing

Fails at: Math, singing, talking to cashiers, being in public

STRONGLY dislikes: Those damn underaged weaboo fangirls with incredibly overpowered Mary Sues (over 90 percent of this place) and believe that the Litmus Test is one-hundred-percent accurate

REVIEWING:


I try to be a nice person. Really I do.

But if your story has a complete and blatant disregard for all aspects of good writing, and you don't even TRY to make it better, it's not exactly going to be all rainbows and ponies for you. I like reviewing stories with the potential to become better, however, if your story is broken beyond all repair, I probably won't hesitate to say it, and bluntly. Also, this "Don't like, don't read" thing going on is absolutely ridiculous. Even though I wish I did, I do not and never will have the ability to see into the future to find out if your story is good or not. YOU posted it on a completely public and free site, therefore YOU WILL be subject to reviews, good or otherwise.

But, I mean, if I do like your story (which is way more often than not), expect a barrage of praises. Not even kidding.

If you have a bone to pick with me about a "mean" review I've given you in the past, PM ME. Don't post your angry feelings in a review on one of my stories. It's immature and you're making something public that shouldn't even be that big of a problem in the first place. Don't subject my readers to that sort of thing. If you want to talk to me, you talk to me and me alone. If you really feel that badly about me you should be able to take it up with me, not prospective readers. Don't be a coward.

UPDATING:

My updates are completely erratic and totally random. Unfortunately, I do not have very much time to write and update at this time because of school (and also probably the fact that I'm shit at managing time...nah, it's school. You know, people sometimes say I have trouble admitting my faults. I have no idea what they're talking about). However, if you ask nicely, I will give you a sneak peek into the next chapter, though it's only once for each chapter. Also, I am very, very open and welcoming to OC's and constructive criticism.

WRITING:


Ah, writing. I have been writing (and illustrating) ever since I could get my hands on the ever-abundant printer paper and trusty No. 2 pencil. I love it deeply. I think my writing style could best be described as calm and kind of laid-back. I'm not really one for BAM BAM BOOM POW AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I try to take the time to describe thoughts, surroundings, feelings. However, I am very open to trying out new and different writing styles. I don't want to stay with just one forever!

OC's:


Heeere we go.

Okay.

I am BIG on characterization. Very, very big on it. I like to take my time with characters, try to show you about them, not tell you about them. I like to make them human; give them characteristics and flaws that make them just that much more 3D. I'm a huge fan of Bildungsroman characters, characters that grow and mature and learn throughout the story, from their own mistakes or others. I like originality; I like putting your characters through absolute hell to put your readers through absolute heaven. I am all for it. But I'm not really big on powers and abilities and such, unless they are done tastefully and artfully. Other than that, I actually try to shy away from OC's as much as possible.

If you've made it this far, thanks (and I take no responsibility for bleeding eyes)! Happy writing!

The Christian's Creed

There's an uber cool 15th century statement of faith that I like to call the Christian's Creed, although it has more than one name. It actually transcends various denominational differences and highlights core truths of faith that ALL Christians believe, regardless of their denominations. It's really cool. The Creed has stood the test of time. It's easy to memorize and is used in churches worldwide. This Creed unites Christians; it helps us remember what Christians around the world believe and agree on. If you are a Christian and you whole-heartedly believe this statement fo faith, feel free to copy and post it on your own profile if you'd like.

I believe in God, the Father almighty,

Creator of heaven and earth

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,

Who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit

Born of the Virgin Mary,

Suffered under Pontius Pilate,

Was crucified, died, and was buried;

He decended into the dead.

On the third day He rose again,

He ascended into heaven,

Is seated at the right hand of the Father.

And will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,

The holy universal Church,

The communion of saints,

The forgiveness of sins,

The resurrection of the body,

And the life everlasting. Amen.

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GodSlayers by The Rune Reverend reviews
Sonic, Silver, Shadow, and Amy Rose: siblings taken from their simple lives and drawn into a world of war torn conflict, political intrigue, and discrimination against them for sins they never committed. At the center of the turmoil, their only saving grace is their love of each other: A family of honor, dignity, and great power.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sonic
Planet Earth by spd243 reviews
What if the Sonic characters we all know and love were transported to Earth when they were only little? Would their bond with the humans stay close? Or will they quickly realize the potential they have and see the humans are merely using them?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sonic
Fallout by Swiftfire97 reviews
Eggman actually wins, and manages to take over the world. But the empire only flourished for a month before the world was suddenly blown apart and plunged into a nuclear winter. Many years later, Sonic breaks out of a cryogenic tank. How is he supposed to save the world this time?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,481 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sonic, Silver
The Man Who Fell From The Sky by Everion Radnor reviews
Supernatural creatures have a tendency to mess up your life. That's why Ivan Braginski hunts them. Now, what to do when a messenger of God turns up at your feet (metaphorically) and sends everything you've ever known and believed in for an unholy spin? And what are you going to do when said creature has a kill order on his head?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2012 - America, Russia
X over Y by YourDarkMistress reviews
One tiny, microscopic change permanently alters the course of history. Prussia is unhappily engaged, Austria fights his own feelings, and Hungary starts a war. Genswap.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Smile by Lord Kelvin reviews
Even if you rule the world, you'll be too insane to appreciate it, so polish that nuke and take a few hedgehogs out for a ride, a cornucopia of unrelenting boss battles. Come tomorrow, the world will rest in pieces. YOLO, Eggman.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,782 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Sonic - Complete
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Switch reviews
What would you do if you could never think? If your mind sabotaged you every time you attempted to form a coherent train of thought? If you ruined the lives of those closest to you because of it? Boom. (This story has an OC with a mental disorder, however, the major canonical events will greatly overtake their story-meaning they won't always be the main focus.)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Goku, Gohan, Master Roshi
Resolute Will reviews
Trapped in Meka Tower, far from medical supplies, and not very knowledgeable on the ways of being sick, Sonic's immune system fails him. Now, absolute determination and an iron will to live are quickly becoming the only things keeping him alive, while Lucas and Espio are quickly running out of options...and time. Based on "Survivor's Resolve." Thanks so much, DC111!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Sonic
Behind the Hero reviews
Sonic has always been known as a smart-mouthed, over-the-top, save-the-day hero. However, he hasn't always been this way. A journey through worlds becomes an introspective journey through the true Sonic. WARNING: Huge twists right off the bat.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sonic, Shadow
Endless Dreams reviews
Nonnie Prieron never expected to see a man with bright blue hair stuffed into a green cap with wings at her door. She never expected to see the words, "Flying Mint Bunny" in real life. And she never expected Feliciano Vargas, either. Manualfic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011
The Princess and the Huntsman reviews
Princess Gillian has always shirked her royal duties, opting for drinking and having fun. When huntsman Eli comes along, she decides that he just may be her gate into a different, and exciting, life. Fem!Prussia and Male!Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Prussia, Hungary
The Little White Shadow reviews
She traverses the whiteness, looking for color, and warmth. Looking for something other than the constant white shadow of her frozen lands.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - America, Canada
Down for the Count reviews
Riots are taking their toll on all the nations, but how exactly are America and England faring?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain