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DaughterofSelene103 here. Just letting you know some stuff. My favorite ice-cream is chocolate cookie dough, I love Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, anything written by Rick Riodan, Maximum Ride, and the Gargoyle Club. I love Once Upon A Time and Young Justice! I also am gaining an obsession with Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra. I believe that I would be a Hunter of Artemis (except I have too many friends who are boys). My some of my best friends are Domisimone and The Swan (who kinda aren't on fan fiction, but just reviews my stories (because I might kinda threaten them if the don't)).
For everyone who reads my stories. I am really busy during the summer, so if I do not update, do not be surprised. However, I might, because I might write some stuff by hand and then type it up, so yeah. I'm doing Camp Nanowrimo, both in June and in August, so sorry. Also, I'm going on hiatus a while for Ο γιος του φεγγαριού. I love it, but I want to get a bit further in some of my other stories right now, including the Shadow. But I digress.
Young Justice/Percy Jackson
Ο γιος του φεγγαριού: 19 year old Roy Harper, also known as Red Arrow, has always been a little weird. But now, he's told he is a Half-Blood and has to go on a quest to try and prove that the Gods shouldn't kill him because of his parentage. Hopefully, he won't die.
The Shadow: A new member joins the Young Justice team. And the moment she enter the Cave, the adventure begins.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
Valentines Day: Nico was having a perfectly nice Valentines Day, but Percy & Annabeth just had to ruin in. Read to find out more. What will happen. Dun Dun Duhhhhhh. Nico/OC. A bit of Percybeth.
Chapter: 1 (it was a one-shot people!)
Opposites Attract: Nico was having a great day. It was his birthday and everything. But he just had to meet Selene. Way to rain on his parade. T for mild cursing, later on.
The Unknown: Mai always thought she was normal. Sure she has always been a bit quirky. But after a short encounter with a man in a dark alley she learns that she is anything but. Mai isn't even human. She's a gargoyle. T b/c I want it to be.
Thunderstorm: Some children are afraid of thunderstorms. Kaldur contemplates on the differences of Atlantis and the surface world while trying to figure out his new found fear of thunder.
Chapters: 1 (It's a one- shot)
So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!
Greetings, new follower:
If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).
The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
Yours in infamy,
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?
Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.
List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:
(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)
Long Black Robes (Casual)
Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).
Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.
Death Eater Rules:
No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
Frequently Asked Questions:
What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?
As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:
Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?
Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.
What is the salary like?
You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.
Does the Dark Mark hurt?
Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?
Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?
No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.
But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)
Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?
You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.
Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?
Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.
What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?
This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.
The Death Eater Anthem
(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.
Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.
However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:
Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.
Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.
If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)
Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).
Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.
If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.
Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.
Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.
Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.
Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.
Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.
Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.
Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).
Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.
Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)
Anyway, Copy and Paste anything you want.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
The Percy Jackson pleadge:
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he found out his friend out committed suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.
is about confronting fears,
finding inner strength, and
doing what is right in the
face of adversity
is about how important
it is to have a boyfriend
Harry Potter in 99 seconds lyrics! (look it up on youtube!)
There once was a boy named Harry
Who was destined to be a star
Yo harry, you're a wizard
(Chamber of secrets)
(Prisoner Of Azkaban)
(Goblet Of Fire)
(Order of the phoenix)
If you're a proud nerd, geek or dork, in any sense of the word, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
Είμαι μια percy Jackson ανεμιστήρα (I'm a Percy Jackson fan)
Ι αγάπη των θεών: Ευρώπη, Poseidon, Απόλλωνα, Hermes, ares, dionysus, Ήφαιστου, και η goddesses: Αφροδίτης, Artemis, Αθηνά, demeter, hera, και hestia ( I love the gods: Zeus, Poseidon, Apollo, Hermes, Ares, Dionysus, Hephaestus, And the Goddesses: Aphrodite, Artemis, Athena, Hera, and Hestia.)
Εάν έχετε φτάσει μια percy Jackson ανεμιστήρας, αυτό θα είναι στη δική σας προφίλ! (If you're a Percy Jackson fan, this will be on your profile!)
-You are truly unique...you know that word rhymes with freak for a reason right?
-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
-Dear Math, I’m not your therapist, solve your own problems
-If live gives you melons you are probably dyslexic
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK!
-I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
-"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
-People who say nothing is impossible obviously haven't tried slamming a revolving door
-One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
-Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
-Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.
99.5% of people think Justin Beiber is amazing and worship him. If you are part of the .5 percent who think he is secretly a 10-year-old girl, mcopy and paste this into your profile.
If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.
Why are wrong numbers never busy?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
-People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
"Let's eat grandma" or "Let's eat, grandma." Punctuation saves lives.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
-I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
-I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
-A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
-I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Act your Age, not your shoe size.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
Cadmus Guy "They hacked the motion sensors."
Robin "I hacked the motion sensors."
Superboy: No capes, no tights. No offense."
Aqualad: "I can hear you guys glaring."
Superboy: "I hate monkeys."
Robin: You won't learn emotions from Batman. Trust me.
Silence is golden, but Duct tape is silver!
'Violence is never the answer ... except on a multiple choice quiz.' -Me
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."- Ron Weasley
"When I was five years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life." — John Lennon
'Now I'm going to bed before either of you get another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse expelled.' Hermione Granger.
"You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't... it just makes people dead." -A Very Potter Musical
Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day.
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.
Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.
Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!
STUPID LINES THAT DON"T SHOW UP!
My favorite characters are:
Harry Potter: Luna Lovegood (Nargles do exsist, thank you very much), The Marauders (not Peter), Lily Evans, Mad-Eye Moody, Dobby, Tonks, and Teddy Lupin. (So of course, everyone besides Luna and Teddy dies)
Lord of the Rings: Merry, Pippin, Eowyn (Hope I spelled that right), Aragorn (he reminds me of a more serious Sirus and he kicks ass), Gandalf (Dumbledore in disguise), and Legolas (who just shoots everybody)
Gargoyle Club: Andre (Obviously, he's totally awesome. I mean, he kicks ass and is a nerd. How much better can you get), Abiedel (Who as Asilda said, is SO much like Nico Di Angelo it's not even funny), Monique (who is just so hilarious), Damien (who should be in the books way more), and Kiyo (because she is just that awesome)
Kane Chronicles: Sadie Kane (Who blows things up like Iggy and Gazzy), Bast (who is SO funny), and Anubis ( who's reminds me SO much of Nico too.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Nico (totally bad ass), Bianca (even though she's a terrible older sister, she's awesome), Zoe Nightshade, Thalia (Awesome Daughter of Zeus who's afraid of heights!), Annabeth (There's a reason she's called Wise Girl) , and Percy (He's such a Seaweed Brain)
Maximum Ride: Max (Shows people that women can be bad ass too), Fang (He's probably Nico's twin in disguise), Angel (everyone loves creepy 6 year old mind readers), The rest of the Flock (Iggy, Gazzy, and Nudge), Total (I mean, who doen't want a talking dog), and Ella (who's just plain awesome)
Young Justice: Batman (Obviously), Aqua-lad (he's totally awesome), Artemis (Awesome), Rocket (she's really cool), and Robin (The awesomest awesome person on the show (besides the Batman and Kaldur))
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