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Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Age: Somewhere in the doubles.
I love Pokemon, and Hetalia is currently obsession of mine.
WARNING: My profile does contain cursing!
Me: I'm a creative person. i.e. I'm creatively witty(sarcastic). I have dry sense of humor that can offend people. To bad so sad. I'm NOT changing myself just cause you can't handle me.
Recent Happenings: I recently seriously looked at my writing and characters. I've been looking through tutorials, and what-not-to-do's. So! Mainly I'm going to try some one-shots before real stories to get the flow going for me.
Some extra warnings: I like Yaoi, no, sorry that's the wrong way to put it. I like SHONEN-AI. That means boys kissing, groping, cuddling, holding hands, dating, and PLOT WITH EMOTIONS BETWEEN THEM. NOT SOME DISGUSTING PIECE OF, OF Plotless-incorrect-way-to-fantasical-literature. Which is what most of you people seem to think what you categorize 'Yaoi Fangirls' as read. Yes, I can appreciate some smut, hey! I am a normal hormonal human. Guys, Yaoi is just pointless, plotless, smut. Please realize, not all of us fangirls are without brains. And here's this for a shocker!: I like some het pairings. *Le Gasp* Like no way, a Yaoi fangirl actually liking Het? AHMIGOSH! *rubs head* That made me lose a few IQ points.
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired." Proverb
Nickname: Bonnet or Cotton.
Appearance: Around the age of a 15 or 16 year old. She has curly light brown hair kept usually in pig-tails by white bows with a blue star in the middle of them. She has light blue eyes that turn a bit darker when mad, which unfortunately happens a lot due to Dad(Alfred) taking her glasses. She normally wears her glasses when Alfred doesn't take them. She has what she considers a good waist and a 36-C chest. She likes wearing a pair of black cowboy boots she own that have a white heart at the top. She also usually wears a pair of black leather gloves she owns. She prefers wearing jean skirts or skinny jeans, and usually wears light blue t-shirt that stops right above her belly button.
Personality: Generally a nice person to those she meets, but can have various emotions depending the people. Tends to get annoyed easily with her Dad for example. Hates men who are sexist and likes to prove that she can do anything they can do. Has a dislike to Spain and France, but is on good terms with Prussia surprisingly. Loves flowers, especially her own flower the bluebonnet. Also has fondness for deer and horses, will go crazy over them. Can be sarcastic at times, but means well. Is a bit of an alcholic, but prefers whiskey or champagne to anything else. Has a secret fondness for lacy, frilly and super girlie things as seen if you walked into her bedroom but will vehemtly deny it.
Fears: Snakes, and Fires.
Likes: Deer, Horses, Cows, Rabbits, Sheep, and Chicken. Basically most farm animals. Stuffed animals and plushies! Plus, is a lover of girlie things but to embarassed to admit it. Also loves nuts to eat and fried chicken! Likes a few sweets, such as Death By Chocolate cake. Fond of Country music, but likes Techno as well.
Dislikes: Spain, Mexico, her Dad when he takes her glasses, mesquitos and tornadoes. Also has a dislike for sour things. Being unable to help a friend. Sexist guys.
Friends: Prussia, Louisiana, Tennessee, Florida, Canada, Romano(due to their common dislike of the 'Tomato Bastard') and Japan.
People she hates: Spain, Mexico, France, and Arthur.
Pets: A baby doe named Bambi and a Black Tennessee walking Horse with white Sabino pattern.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...of course, it's usually an oncoming express train...
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...(im not saying it is ok you use guns or kill anyone. It is never ok!!"
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take a chance?
Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says, "Good evening," and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who annoy us.
I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free...so why is it that every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinkies: seemingly useless, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It confuses them.
It's okto argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Flying is simple - you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
I don't get even, I get odder.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, EAT THEM! (But i don't think they would taste very nice)
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If you are reading this, the first step in my evil plan is complete!
Sacrafice. Without fear there is no courage.
You broke my heart so i broke your nose and im not sorry i got blood on your clothes.
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