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Estvarya by Liz17 reviews
Post-manga AU. Against a backdrop of looming war, a blind Roy Mustang rides across the border with the Scar of Ishbal at his side and a Philosopher's Stone in his pocket to negotiate an end to the fighting and deliver the Stone to the Ishbalan Elders.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,266 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Roy M., Scar
The Silence in Which We Lay by Shadow's Firebird reviews
To stumble upon a rippling pensive can be both a gift and a curse, for what lies within is only known once there is no turning away from the memories. Harry finds himself lost in one of Snape's discarded horrors, but to his shock, it involves Harry's father, young and surprisingly...affectionate. Rated M for rape and other obscenity. James/Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2012 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Third life by redchinese reviews
Scar's gotten into an accident of sorts, the help- isn't exactly welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Scar, Winry R.
The Worst Kind of Dream by Galadraen reviews
Itachi Uchiha would never know what possessed him to do it. Perhaps he was just a little feverish when he began to trail kisses down his companion's stomach. He was feeling a little hot after all... WARNING: YAOI. Don't like, don't read. KISAME X ITACHI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Teeth by ckret2 reviews
Itachi's tongue is bleeding. Kisame's more sheepish about this than he'd like to admit. KisaIta. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Seek and Destroy by Zetsubel reviews
Kisame is sent after a pregnant Hyuuga, who's only mistake was getting caught up in Itachi's misguided plot to return Sasuke to heterosexuality. Beauty fell for the Beast who's only interest is her grisly accidental death. //Modern AU, KisaHina\\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hinata H., Kisame H.
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
The Silent Treatment by Shigeru Hiko reviews
Kisame wonders why his partner is so quiet. Itachi does not enlighten him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Good Day by ZheM reviews
KisaIta Gen It was a nice day for fishing, until Kisame started talking.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Summer by Veleum reviews
One lazy Summer afternoon, Kisame wants to have some fun. Too bad Itachi isn't the kind of person to voluntarily join in.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
101 Sure Fired Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by Miss Anthrope reviews
With this as a guide, just about anyone will be able to torment, annoy, and torture their black robed, hook nosed, greasy haired professor without using much energy but still reap the fruits of any equally complex planned prank!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by draculasbride2008 reviews
Basically, a list of 101 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master slightly from Hermione's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Stuck by SacredMagyck reviews
After an accident in potions class James and Severus are left connected at the hip. (Update 9.13.2017: It's been over a decade since I thought I had finished with Stuck, but I began working on a new chapter recently. So stay tuned.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 7/12/2004 - James P., Severus S.
A WinWin Situation by Topaz Talyn reviews
A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,043 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Law and Order: HFIL Department by mg34 reviews
Even Hell needs law and order, and there's only one man caperble of bring it to the streets. Unfortunatly he wasn't avalbile so Cell, Freeza and Goku will have to do... FINISHED!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,440 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Cell, Frieza
Captivity by Josafeena reviews
When Anakin doesn't win the Pod Race, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Darth Maul get sold as slaves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 3/9/2000 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Memories by Azori Jin Alyx reviews
When Freeza was a small boy he found himself a pet that turned out to be his best friend. When they got older they got separated. Will they ever be re-united?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Frieza
Sehnsucht Ist So Grausam by Chipolata reviews
Piccolo feels alone, until a terrible crime is committed. He has nowhere to turn for help, or does he? Will a higher power with a hidden agenda prolong his misery, or bring him ultimate happiness?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Piccolo, Cell
Christmas With The Boys by Dbz Chicka reviews
This Christmas-fun story follows the adventures of Piccolo, Vegeta, goku, and company one holiday season leading up to the actual magical night. Babysitting, partying, and santa-imitations included. R&R Please!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Piccolo, Vegeta
Fast Times at Baraddur by Mbwun reviews
Sauron and his boys go cruising; much madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Sauron
Scroogy Snape by Ivory Tower reviews
And now a parody of all those annoying Snapish Christmas fics. Smut and sarcasm galore, kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/16/2003
LPHP Second Dose: A Story in Twenty Eight Snippets by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black were experimenting and this time it really was with potions. Not OotP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,091 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Teacher Training by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! The second in my group torture fics. The Adults get it this time, with a long course in childcare.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,564 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
Sticks and Stones by PhantomTF reviews
Life as a double agent begins to take its toll on Snape. Can Harry really trust his most hated professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,669 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
All This For A Diary by Seul Desir reviews
Sabretooth and Toad are little kids! Sabe steals Toadie's diary and has one hell of a time getting it back! Lots of silly humor.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Sabretooth, Toad - Complete
The Fett Family Affair by Mona Lisa reviews
The Fett's way of life is thrown off when Jango's mom comes to visit. Please read it! And review too.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
From Me To You: a story in emails by Redone reviews
A selection of emails sent by SW characters to each other. Starts after ANH and proceeds to the end of ROTJ.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Demon by Djuva reviews
Short passage set during Episode II, on Tatooine. A young Tusken Raider confronts a demon, who turns out to be human after all.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2002
Fame, clearly isn't everything by Merlyn reviews
[CoS] Gilderoy Lockhart is annoying, Severus Snape is getting irritated a lethal combination. Unseen events that took place in The Chamber of Secrets. Rating for strong language and a slightly adult conversation. Title has nothing to do with P. Stone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete