CAHLAY
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Joined 01-06-03, id: 322116, Profile Updated: 01-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for Super Smash Brothers, South Park, Greek Mythology, and Jimmy Neutron.

Me:

POKERFACE

Pure evil under this hot bod, winkwink

I don't know you, but I probably don't like you

Current obsessions:
fixing evil broken computers

driving so far

work. gives me something ta do.

Forever obsessions:
My Little Pony

The Sims 2

Writing

TOYOTA TRUCKS

What I'm working on/Considering:
Currently reviving my way old Jimmy Neutron Story.

My stories are always too long and they never have a decent ending. A lot of them have to do with ginormous bi-level government cover ups. And someone always dies. And everyone usually ends up depressed. And why? Because I like it that way. The more teen angst, the better. So there.

I'm working on some original things, and they run pretty deep. If possible I'll cross them over and put them up... Plus I found a bunch of slash laying around my room that I should hide better...

The next thing i am debating ferociously over is whether or not to put up my JN story, and my greek myth i wrote for English... hmm... maybe some Hr/R pairing... if i get around to it...

BTW I never put fankids in stories. I can't stand fankids, especially my own :P

CAHLAY

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The Talk by Winnychan reviews
The turtles must endure a rather belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Set after the 2007 CGI movie, but elements of the 2K3 and Mirage comics have been thrown in for funsies. Rated M for mature due to the adult content including sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of a ninja turtle's naughty bits. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,374 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo
My Little Psycho: The Terrible Tea Party by CorpseyCamel reviews
When a jealous pony isn't invited to a tea party, she decides to take her revenge. Things aren't always as they seem...Rated M for violence and language.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
The Randomest Story Ever! by fanficky-chicky reviews
This is a completely random fic, I started writing it in eighth grade --back in 2005, you do the math-- so I sincerely apologize for the first few chapters. If you want the gold, read the parodies. The rest is UTTERLY ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Broken and Betrayed by SweetestSacrifice reviews
As Cindy decides to end her life, she writes one last, searing letter of hate to Jimmy Neutron. Rated M. My first fanfic, please review!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
Years Later by S.L.Cipher reviews
Everyone changes with time. A day, a week, a month, a year... they all count. So how much can a group of rag tag 4th graders from P.S. 118 change with junior high, highschool, and a whole bunch of history between those seven years? A whole lot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,382 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Helga
Complex Person by UntitledAuthor reviews
Cindy runs away from home after her parents split up and experiences the brutality of life on the street. Years later she returns to Retroville but nobody recognizes her. Not even her long term crush.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Cindy V., Sheen E.
Secrets by CanonShipper reviews
Hermione has been dating Harry for two years, despite her feelings for Ron. She seems pretty content with this situation until Harry asks if she's ready to go to the next step. What she and Ron do next has the potential to destroy the famous trio forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,405 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Holding Back The Tears by TheSkyIsRainingBlood reviews
After Jimmy recieves a message from an alien race claiming to destroy the Earth, Jimmy is forced to turn to the only person of his superior intellect for help, Cindy. Meanwhile the two must deal with their everyday life drama. Lots of JC Please R&R
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006
Numb by xBrokenxMistakex reviews
Ron has way too much to live up to, and no one who understands him. Or so he thinks. Oneshot Songfic to Linkin Park Numb.WARNING::Rated for selfmutilation,cutting, and suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Heart by CRIMS0N HAZE reviews
One shot: Ashley writes a poem about her feelings after she finds out about Craig and Manny. Please review.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete
Ramen Noodles by Leela's tears reviews
Inside the mind of a depressed Kenny during his HS yrs. What happens when he meets the girl of his dreams my fankid who is going through a tough time in her life? R&R FINISHED!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Complete
Middle School Sucks by HellsAngelJCV reviews
Every kid has a hard time in Middle School, and it's no different for Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman... Re-Written from script to novel format. Rated R for language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004
An Odd Series of Events by HobbitLuvr28 reviews
What happens when Hermione goes to a party held at the Weasley Twins' place and has a wee bit much to drink? FIND OUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,814 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The JohnsonWeasley Story by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. A story all about Fred and Angelina, from the day they meet in their first year at Hogwarts through Year Seven. All sorts of fluff. Rated R for sex and language (but no twincest). RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,213 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Jeri's Very Interesting Week by Nate Grey reviews
A cute series where Jeri gets everything she wants.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2002 - Published: 10/18/2001 - Juri K./Jeri, Takato M.
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Forget to Remember reviews
Cindy has suffered immensely in some unspoken horror. The problem is, she refuses to talk about what has happened to her. Jimmy thinks he can be of help, but both teenagers soon find out how little they really know about each other. M for later chapters.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.
The Coming of Algebra reviews
A writing assignment I had to do for my English class. Explains how Algebra came about.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
The town of South Park is threatened into complete destruction when someone snaps. Stan takes charge, but will he help or hurt the town's fate? R for swears, sex, underage drug use, cutting, and lots of killing! Just the mildest hint of slash and angst
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
How this all became reviews
FINISHED! It's a shocker ending.... A massively random romp through backstage happenings at Super Smash Brothers. Swears, sex, suggestive everything, and randomness to abound. Read with a giant sense of humor. M for lack of plot line
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,221 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Complete