Brohoof'd
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Joined 09-03-11, id: 3221804, Profile Updated: 10-26-11

Collaberation channel hes fu*ked itself in the face! Broke two rules of Fanfiction.net.
No Play format, and no self-inserts.

Wow! Ok, focuing primarily on my stories now. Except Sick Beats. Sick beats can f*k off.


Brohoof'd was born in a log cabin, that he built himself.
This was acheived through a confusing muddle of time machines, ferrets and vanilla fudge cake.
he doesn't like talking about it.

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The God Particle by MoonriseUnicorn reviews
A human scientist arrives in Equestria after a physics experiment goes very wrong. Can he adjust to his new life in a completely unfamiliar environment? And what happens when a new threat descends on Equestria? Rated T for mild language, mild violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 403,208 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Stuck by furryfurry69 reviews
When a boy lands in the world of My Little Pony with no explanation how. He is trying to find his way back while in the meantime stays with the pony gang. Will he ever find his way home? Will he even want to go? OCxMany Characters. Sexual Content Warning
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,426 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 8/24/2011
The Combinatorics Project by Ringcaat reviews
Among the Mane Six, there are fifteen possible romantic pairings. Some are obvious and fruitful; some less so. But what would happen if every single one of these pairings were packed into the -same fanfic?- The Combinatorics Project is an epic treasury of ponyships spread across five parallel universes. Partly satirical and partly in earnest, it goes to some truly wild places.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 107,035 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Haters Gonna Hate by Josephus Prime reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Caring About The Why And Hate My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Yes, it's self instertion, and it's intense. Rated "M" for Mature Language. Don't like it? DON'T READ IT. Now also on .
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011
Total Magic Pony Island by MasterWriter37 reviews
Discord mysteriously breaks free from his stony prison and, after stealing a package from Derpy Hooves, decides to create a familiar, twisted game show the likes of Equestria has never seen. Twenty unfortunate victims are about to fall victim to this.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 289,720 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Discord
Insomnia by RedOktober reviews
My first Fanfic. When Mike appears in Equestria and Develops relationships with everypony, he finds himself at odds with several Ponies... and their interests in Mike. OCxSeveral, Mature content does appear. Tiny evil villain, but it's not relevant.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,449 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Princess Molestia by StreakTheFoxz reviews
When an April Foals Day prank goes wrong, it's up to Princess Luna and Twilight Sparkle to stop Princess Celestia from turning them and their friends into Celestia's personal toys!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,821 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Learning ABCs Adorable, Bothersome, Chaotic by the Klabautermann reviews
Discord is released from his stone prison for a chance for redemption, but is watched by Twilight Sparkle who wishes to learn more of his powers and himself. Through everyday antics she starts seeing more in the draconequues than meets the eye.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,262 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
MLP Laboratories: The Outbreak by NeuPferdfurt reviews
Naked, four legged freaks. Big bellies, ideal for testing experimental food, large eyes, just made for eye drops, brains big enough to discover the joys of drugs, mind-control and artificial nightmares. But friendship is magic... Disclaimer: Trigger warnings for incidents of rape (chp.4) and racism, about the only elements in this grimdark goo-fest supposed to be taken seriously.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,996 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
MY LITTLE DOVAHKIIN: Syllables are Magic by SubZeroGreymon reviews
When a young pegasus and her friend break out of prison, a mysterious legend begins, about a pony with the power to slay even the most powerful beasts. SkyrimMLPXrosOver
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash
Uharmony by Ebon Mane reviews
Twilight's curiosity takes her where no over-intellectual shut in has gone before: on dates.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Overdrive by Phantasizer reviews
After a weekend of partying hard, a young party pony gets more than he bargained for when his two music teachers drop by for some unexpected fun. All characters are designed to be anthropomorphic.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Octavia, Vinyl Scratch - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Life as a Pony by Tray Hunter reviews
What s the worst you can imagine after a party? A hangover? Multiply that with "getting-sucked-into-another-dimension-and-being-turned-into-a-pony" and you get the situation I'm in.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Caramel
The Elements of Gaming by Ryden and Xephfyre reviews
On behalf of the Canterlot University of Electrical Engineering, Princess Celestia sends her star pupil a mysterious contraption she wants her to test out. Can the mane six overcome this new challenge, even if it costs them their sanity?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,021 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011
Just Can't Remember by Lavasharks reviews
Must not cough. Fifteen seconds. I should try Sugarcube Corner. Should try to find water. Twenty seconds. The pain... never ends... twenty-five seconds...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Fluttershy - Complete
My Little Angry Ponies by The-GWFan reviews
Apple Bloom's pet pigs are relentlessly attacked by angry birds and it's up to the ponies to protect them. But what about Fluttershy who is torn between helping the pigs and not bringing any harm to the birds. Eeyup, it's a pony/angry birds crossover!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Applejack, Fluttershy - Complete
Bump Bump, Sugar Lump Rump by Accidentally The Whole Fanfic reviews
The Cutie Mark Crusaders try their hand at more unsavory, illegal methods of obtaining their Marks - and somepony succeeds! But who, and how? Rated M for being the most downright offensive thing I've written yet.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Cutie Mark Crusaders, Diamond Tiara - Complete
Sepia Tock: Adventures of the Ponyville Clockmaker by CanvasWolfDoll reviews
This is the story of Sepia Tock, or, as he's more commonly known as, 'Doctor Whoof'. He's not a big fan of this call of fame.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Dr. Whooves - Complete
Cutie Mark Crusaders Freestyle Rap Battle Is A Go! by Ponydora Prancypants reviews
I just know they'll get their cutie marks for old school hip hop! I apologize in advance for this one everypony, but sometimes the only way to get a bad idea out of your head is to type it out. "Enjoy!"
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Cutie Mark Crusaders, Cheerilee
The Legend of Brian by Doctor Scraps reviews
This is a story…about love. About a pony. A pink pony. A pink pony…and the broom that loved her. What you thought, you can't unthink.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Pinkie Pie, Caramel
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Do You Really Want to Know? by Friendly Uncle reviews
Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Friendship With Benefits is Magic by Tumbleweed reviews
A follow up to 'What do You do With a Drunken Unicorn' Princess Celestia gets 'that' letter. Luna provides commentary.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Progress Side Story: Luna Vs the Threesome by Friendly Uncle reviews
Hoyden has a dream. A dream of Luna, Sundance, and activities you can't show on network TV. But could this dream ever come true? If Celestia has anything to say about it, it just might. Fanfic for "Progress" fanfic by AJT, NOT CANON.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Half the Day is Night by AugieDog reviews
Romance, palace intrigue, and swashbuckling adventure await our six heroines when Princess Luna summons the Elements of Harmony to Canterlot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
My Little Pony: The Neigh of Cthulhu by CoreyW reviews
Friendship is Magic meets H.P. Lovecraft. The Great and Powerful Trixie stumbles upon the Necronomicon. Now the dead are walking and the city R'lyeh is rising. Can Trixie and all of Ponyville defend against nameless horrors from beyond their world?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011