Simply Paranoia
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Joined 09-03-11, id: 3222036, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Once Upon a Time.

Used to Be Miss Caroline Potter

I, Simply Paranoia, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum. Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges.

Come visit! Honestly, it's awesome

Also I am now a part of Project Team Beta as one of the betas. Come check it out!

By the way people!!

Check out Gamma Orionis and Violet Scarlet Lily BOTH ARE AMAZING AMAZING AUTHORS!!!

I'm going to speak here about reviews.

Reviews are a lovely little thing that authors just love to receive. I personally keep my email open once I post a story or another chapter. I wait and I wait for a review. And it is disappointing when I get so few, but SOOO many hits. I see the hits rising, but scarce reviews. I also have MANYMANYMANYMANY story alerts, but they tick me off when they come alone. Why? The person did not review. It does tell me you like my story, but what would be greater is if you reviewed.

Personally I review every story I read. I don't read so much anymore, and when I did I did not have an account on here yet so they were all anonymous reviews.

It makes an author happy when others review. SO review readers. Learn to do so.

When I get a review, I do my best to respond to every single one. I can't with the anonymous ones, but I do with the ones with accounts. Sometimes I forget to respond, so I'm sorry if you reviewed and I didn't reply.

I do love all my readers, but I love the reviewers the most!

So, when you read any story, be sure to review it. Don't be afraid to put constructive criticism in there, and what you actually think of the writing. It really helps the author along.

Thank you for your time.
Feel free to PM me!

My stories

I'm not going to speak about my one-shots, if you like their summaries, read them and review and that will make me happy! DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT read A Guy Like You. I hate it, it is revoltingly fluffy and ugh. It's only there because some people actually liked it to my surprise. If you read it, you will be crucioed. I took a part of many challenges before, and that was a result of one of them. Ugh

1. Til the Casket Drops - This story is currently my main priority. I'm going to try to get a chapter up each week, since it is the summer, and I have plenty of free time when I'm not doing stuff. This one is my main priority because I started it in November and it is now June.

2. The Fate of Her - Don't remember when I started this, but it is my second priority. I'm going to try to get chapters up once a week as well.

3. Slytherin's Heir- When I get inspiration for this I will continue with it. I might end up deleting it though.

4. Get it to Work - No more inspiration. Zip, zlich, nada. But I'm very happy with the response it got, even though there's likely not going to be any continuation with it. It was only started because I got very obsessed with Sebastian Stan.

I only read Harry Potter fanfiction and strangely enough my favorite pairing is Tom and Hermione, so I felt the need to write my own. I also love stories with the next generation. People can write truly anything they want with these barely touched characters to develop their years at Hogwarts.

On Pottermore I am a Ravenclaw!!!!!!!!!!! Add me at IceNimbus23231, even though I don't go on it anymore! I'll go on it again when Chamber of Secrets comes out!

Hermione is basically my favorite character throughout the books series because I feel that I can connect with her, I may not have frizzy hair like she does, but with everything else I connect. Especially since we are both bookworms, I can't get enough of reading and I love to visit the library.

Who can't love and hate Snape by the way. He is an amazing character, but you always have the need to just go and slap him.

Fred and George, are amazing. I was so upset when Fred died, I cried my eyes out. They are just so funny, and are a great comic relief in the story. Did you know the J.K. Rowling was originally going to pair Hermione and Fred together, but then decided on Ron? That's one of the reasons I love Hermione/Fred stories too.

Also one more thing that I have to say to everyone. A Very Potter Musical is the best parody of Harry Potter out there. Watch it watch it now. It is one youtube. If you have you are totally awesome. I rather love it, I have watched it many times, and my favorite song is in the sequel and it is called, The Coolest Girl, I love it so much because I can relate, and it is one great song, with great music. If you love Darren Criss, he plays as Harry Potter, and wrote pretty much all the music. You are a true Darren Criss fan if you know his roots, and not just him and Glee.

Hugs and Kisses

-Simply Paranoia

GO POTTERHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yes, I am a nut :D

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Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
Somewhere in Time by Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,029 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The New Girl by Fire The Canon reviews
Tom never bothered to make friends with the other children in the orphanage, because he was different. And he thought he was the only one. That was until SHE came along. Rated T just in case. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The River Runs Deep by In This Style reviews
Torn to pieces inside, Hermione has only been hiding her depression. Her father is dead, and she seeks desperate measures to bring him back to her, ones that include the risk of death. Although, what she did not know was that her deepest desire was something deeper than returning her father, yet it was not love but something far worse, leading her to her and Harry's ultimate fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,892 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Somewhere in Time Outtakes by Serpent In Red reviews
Outtakes that were written for Somewhere in Time. It would only cause more confusion if I were to put it in the main story, so here it is. Note: Reading this without reading the main story might be confusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,458 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Daddy, I've gotten a letter! by AccioDeathlyHallows reviews
Dudley Dursley's daughter gets a letter to Hogwarts and they decide to tell a very important person. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Dudley D., OC - Complete
Blood On The Floor by Violet Scarlet Lily reviews
Minerva and Voldemort both look back onto a day in the past. For Round 2 of The Writer at HPFC. Warning - slightly disturbing in some places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Avada Kedavra Anonymous by Speechwriter reviews
No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Sensible to Sight by Gamma Orionis reviews
Minerva meets a boy in her father's church. A very... strange boy. Written for Round Three of The Writer Competition on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
Love Gone Wrong by Kaien Brief reviews
Two tales of love gone wrong are told: The Bloody Baron and his Grey Lady, Tom Riddle and Hermione Granger. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
the world starts spinning for you by fabricated fantasies reviews
In which James Potter meets the love of his life and isn't good at remembering names. -— JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
To My Darling Bookworm by arenaCeous reviews
Fred's been gone for no more than a week and here I am betraying him with his younger brother. Well, that's one way to look at it I suppose. One can argue that Fred and I have been betraying Ron for years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Fleeting by arenaCeous reviews
oneshot A love story that ends before it begins
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gift of a Friend by BraverStrongerSmarter reviews
A songfic to Demi Lovato's "The Gift of a Friend". Describes the friendship between Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
Your Tears Don't Fall by Paimpont reviews
Before the final battle, Neville visits his mother in St. Mungo's. Written for PaintMeIntrigued's Rock Music Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You by ToryTigress92 reviews
On her sixteenth birthday, Hermione receives strange visions and a heritage she never knew she possessed and Lord Voldemort will discover the one woman who can save his soul. Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger. Set during OOTP and the DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,672 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lex Talionis, The Law of Retaliation by thecellarfloor reviews
Dark eyes. She caught a glimpse of him before she was swallowed by pitch black once more, into a void of darkness... DARK.ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,512 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Laughing Eyes by La Fille Avec Le Stylo reviews
Ariana Dumbledore only meant to protect her brother Aberforth from the pretty lights coming from those funny sticks. She hadn't meant to die. But that's what happened anyways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Aberforth D., Ariana D. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 317 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just Let Me Wake Up Already by Kako reviews
What would you do if you went into a pensieve, and then found that you couldn't leave? What if the only person who could see you was your arch-nemesis? You'd haunt him and try and make his life miserable, of course. HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,768 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Other Hermione by Vasilisa23 reviews
Second of a series. In one life, Hermione Granger went back in time to save her future. When the other Hermione begins to find evidence of an adventure that has been a secret for decades, the world will face the consequences.T/Hr D/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,308 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Even the Stars can be Moved by Vasilisa23 reviews
First of the series: when Harry disappears, Dumbledore lets Hermione in on a secret he'd held onto for decades, a secret whose ending is not yet clear. Can Hermione do what is needed for Harry to complete the prophesy? TR/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 160,833 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Love Through Time by Kalia Clyde reviews
Hermione's diary is switched & Tom Riddle appears. Trouble ensues as they duel & damage the diary, opening a glitch in time, putting them 200 years in the past in 1797. How will they cope when they are suspected to be missing people from 1797?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,366 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/18/2007 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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The Fate of Her reviews
The fate of the world is twisting and turning. Life is becoming limited by the one strong force that refuses to be taken down. Yet it all started when he was attending Hogwarts, and he must be stopped at the core by those who live to see him vanquished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Til the Casket Drops reviews
The choice between life and death is simple. Everyone wants to live and see another day. Destruction and death attack Harry and Hermione, and they have no choice but to go back and save the ones that they love, in a different time where evil was starting to thrive. Originally named De Amor Tempore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,520 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Slytherin's Heir reviews
The Slytherin line was thought to have ended when Harry Potter defeated Voldemort. Yet one night before then a baby was conceived through rape at Godric's Hallow, and the blood of Slytherin soars through her veins. Warning Rape scene in first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,496 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., OC
Get it to Work reviews
He had needed the hat to work and he got her to do it. Now he needs her to believe. Will be around a ten chaptered fic!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Emma S.
Sleeping reviews
Dreams can come close to becoming a reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
My Lord is Gone reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is locked in Azkaban with her spirit gone and her memories to keep her alive. For Gamma Orionis
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Perfect Pureblood Marriage reviews
Narcissa Black's parents, Cygnus and Druella forced her to become betrothed to Lucius Malfoy. This fate made her feel that she would never find her true love, especially with Lucius, a scary and intimidating man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Bookworm Santa reviews
It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and some of the Gryffindors had planned a Dirty Secret Santa. Fred got A Special Edition of Hogwarts a History?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Jolly Holiday reviews
A day like a morning in May, which was planned to simply read a book next to the Black Lake, until a certain special person comes by.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
One Last Kiss reviews
One last kiss, and I am empty. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete
A Guy Like You reviews
A drabble about one of James and Lily's dates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/27/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Tale of Two Nightmares reviews
Two nightmares, two children and two parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Rose W., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Mirror reviews
Aberforth Dumbledore knows life is precious. He stares at the broken mirror on the wall, waiting to help, while his sister stares in wonder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Aberforth D., Ariana D. - Complete
Don't Call me Nymphadora reviews
It is Tonk's time to go to Hogwarts for the first time ever, but will her mother ever stop calling her Nymphadora. This is for Soul of the Dark Mark's I Love you Mommy Challenge. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Andromeda T. - Complete
Bothering Snape and Bad Habits reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are bored in the Gryffindor common room so Harry devises a scheme to go bother Snape. Inner feelings are revealed, and Dumbledore has more swag than anyone! Enjoy and laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete