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Joined 09-03-11, id: 3222701, Profile Updated: 09-11-13
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I've been reading FF for a LONG time but never felt up to writing anything. Then I had a plot bunny no one wanted to nurture so I decided to do it myself. It has taken six months so far.

Please note I'm British so my stories will contain: Swearing. British-isms. Literary quotes. More swearing. Sarcasm/Black humour. Almost definitely slash. Please be warned...

If there is a phrase you don't recognise it's probably a British one - you could try w w w goenglish com

For other 'two countries separated by a common language' try w w w buzzfeed dot com/erinchack/words-that-mean-something-completely-different-in-the-uk

I also kill Betas :-S

I'd like to thank Annalisse Rubisher, Sophie French, FollowingTheWolves & carlee.nae for all their kind help and words of wisdom.

I'd also like to thank for Lomonaaeren and Cheryl Dyson for their outstanding, funny, moving and prolific stories (sorry if I'm turning into a Gwyneth Paltrow Oscar speech at this point)

I like Harry Potter, Sherlock (UK version), Doctor Who, Torchwood and Inception.

I'm too cowardly for Gryffindor, not cunning enough for Slytherin, too dumb for Ravenclaw and too much of a misanthrope for Hufflepuff. So where would I have been Sorted?

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You Got To Raise Me After All by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
"Don't you see? It all worked out in the end..didn't it? You got to raise me after all" Series of drabbles with Amy, Rory, and their daughter, all hanging out as kids. Doctor Who fic, the only place where that summary makes perfect sense
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 51,710 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Chocolate by Damagoed reviews
If the man smells that good, what does he taste like? Greg has something of the night about him. And Mycroft smells of chocolate. Also biting, and detectives and sex. Oh My!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,117 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Rumour Has It by goddess-protect-us reviews
Written for the Bottom!Draco 2013 Adaptations Fest on lj. An adaptation of the Jeeves and Wooster stories by P. G. Woodhouse. Draco may have taken the job out of post-war necessity, but that doesn't mean he's not enjoying it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Collect Your Courage by 11oyd reviews
Potter needs control; Draco needs forgiveness. They shag; Lavender gives advice; they yell; Seamus makes muffins; they fight; and everyone else drinks far too much coffee for their own wellbeing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,248 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smoke and Sheets by Ericat15 reviews
John's gone away, Irene Adler is back and Sherlock is on a case. Irene positions herself in his way... Let's move this to the bedroom, shall we? Irene/Sherlock Smut, Crime/mystery, angst, old ladies and tarts. Now with an M rating for chapter 7 and beyond.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,271 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Amnesia by Nobody'sHope reviews
Sherlock is bored. A woman, who has no idea who she is, comes to him for help. Sherlock is no longer bored. M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012
Warm Enough by butt0n0nt0p reviews
When Sherlock is cold, John warms him up. Sherlock is confused when his body is heated in ways it has never been before. Will John be able to help this time? OK so this started off as PWP, but somehow a plot crept in. As usual. Anyway, enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Kisses are for Lovers by KJmom reviews
Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Riddle of John Watson's Neck by halfcrowns reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a man who likes mysteries, and now he is faced with the enigma of why in the world is he, Sherlock Holmes, so intrigued by John Watson's neck.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bedroom Tango by Deklava reviews
Watching Mycroft and Irene perform a hot tango at the British Ambassador's Ball in Buenos Aires, Sherlock no longer wants to be celibate. Rated M for Holmescest and lots of other things...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Very Palpable Hit by IronyRocks reviews
Post-"A Scandel in Belgravia." Irene, Sherlock, and an empty room.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Secret Veins and Arteries by Jim in a Crown reviews
What if Molly was on Jim's side from the beginning? What if pathetic Molly Hooper was all an act? An exploration of Molly/Jim and general dark themes and musings. Note this is NOT Molly as Sebastian Moran- she's something all to her own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper
Headmaster by chasingriver reviews
Mycroft is the headmaster at a boarding school. Sherlock is his student. Sherlock is roughly 18, Mycroft is 25. Warning: sibling incest. Story arc is complete through Chapter 4. Chapters 5-7 are one-shots.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,401 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Experiments by chasingriver reviews
Sherlock conducts experiments of a sexual nature. Sequel to Playtime. m/m, group m/m, Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Mycroft and permutations thereof. D/S elements. Finally complete! Followed by Experiments 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,213 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That One Special Gift by Deklava reviews
Sherlock wants to give John a special Christmas present: himself. But a problem needs fixing first, and only Mycroft can help. Rated M for Holmescest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Intoxicate the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry starts a revolution. And Draco is a spy wondering if he should betray Potter for his parents, or the other way around. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,020 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
but comforts we despise by gidget89 reviews
"It's a lovely compliment, Doctor but you are missing the point. I need to get changed. In here. Right now. You're welcome to stay if you like, but Amy won't take forever about getting those horses." AU scene for 5x12
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
the desire of the moth for the star by fyren galan reviews
Written for kitty-re's "I never loved you" challenge. Again. Draco/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Clockwork by Imriel reviews
Draco doesn't know why he and Potter are drawn to each other time and time again, all he knows it that it happens like clockwork.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pieces of ASS by ty.soglasna reviews
5 ficlets written for The ASS Fest over on LJ. A variety of fluff, angst, introspection, boysmex, etc. Beware of the adult contents in the M ones! Two are PG, but the rest aren't, and if you should be staying away from them then you know you are.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Perfect Slave by Veracityrules reviews
It their first wedding anniversary and Harry has the perfect gift for Master Draco. Warning: Graphic fic not suitable for readers under NC17 & rated M. Contains: Slash,AUAR,BDSM,MM,PWP. This is the final part of The Slave Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing the Canal by MushroomAnn reviews
Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,042 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Picking Wildflowers by Slashy Snitch reviews
COMPLETE Harry starts dating Ginny, but she isn't what he's looking for. Harry and Draco get together, but what if Harry might have to be with Ginny? Can Draco keep Harry? Sub!Harry, Slut!Ginny. Anal,HJ,Lemon,MPreg,Preg,Slash,SoloM,Toys,Het. Implied NC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,564 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 5,998 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Magic Box by grave-walker reviews
After destroying Snape's potion supply Harry and Draco are accidentally telaported into a small box. Will Hermioinie and Ron find Harry before i't too late? Will Harry and Draco admit their true feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,754 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whatever May Come by charlotteschaos reviews
Post HBP spoiler warning Harry & Draco. The trio discover that Draco Malfoy is hidden away at Spinner's End. Peter Pettigrew is watching him and forcing him to work as a maid uniform and all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
None But The Brave Deserve The Fair reviews
Harry, Draco and Ron are Aurors. Draco has saved Ron's life, so everyone, including the Weasley Clan adore him. Harry is jealous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,444 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete