It's been a while since I've updated this… I'm gonna probably try to turn over a blank slate here on ff.net, so here goes - starting with the profile!
Hey, I'm Fire. I'm going to leave it at that for now until I know what else I want to tell you guys (the like 3 people who are actually gonna look at my profile, haha).
My deviant art:
Uh, yeah. I'll leave it there for now. Sorry if this is boring!!
I had a few stories posted here, but as I mentioned I'm turning over a new leaf and part of that means deleting the old stories I wrote in middle school. I'm really sorry for those of you who (for some reason) enjoyed them, but they're old and I really just need to go in a new direction now. I'll update this if/when I post new stuff. :)
STUFF STOLEN FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PROFILES (OR 'COPY & PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU. . .' STUFF)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?" copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy
and paste this on your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,
copy and past this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and
LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your
The Review Button, which is so important that it must be capitilized, is a really ugly color.
If you think they should change it, preferably to a giant cookie, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis
impression, copy this in your profile
The Sixth Station [As of July 2nd, 2015]
1.Put your playlist on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Hearing Aid [They Might Be Giants Flood]
- Well, I'm really not sure how to interpret that.
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Soldiers [James Taylor Mud Slide Slim And The Blue Horizon]
- I'm… not really sure how to interpret that either. It's a pretty song though, so that's nice.
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Riding On A Railroad [James Taylor Mud Slide Slim And The Blue Horizon]
- Well, actually, I don't. Unless the railroad is life, in which case yes definitely.
4.WHAT IS 22?
Smile [Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby]
- Huh. I guess maybe I'll be happier when I'm 22? Maybe that's it? Well… five more years to go.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Suliman's Spell - Return to the Castle [Joe Hisaishi Howl's Movie Castle (Original Soundtrack)]
- Well I certainly hope not! Being cursed by my best friend would be a very sad thing to imagine…
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Parade [CHABA Parade]
- Considering I haven't looked up the translation to this one, I'm not sure what to think of that… then again, considering that I don't know who I "like" (if anyone), I suppose that's somewhat appropriate.
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Kaze no Machi e [FictionJunction KEIKO TRC Songs]
- Man, that would be nice, wouldn't it?
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Chasing Pavements [Adele 19]
- I… suppose so? Or not? I'm really not sure what to get out of this.
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Tsuyosa To Egao Tabenetara [Rukia/Renji/Byakuya/Ichigo Rock Musical Bleach Live Bankai Show Code: 002]
- Not exactly, but kinda yeah (haha) - definitely not a bad thing to think, at least. Very upbeat - I'd like that.
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Power of Two [Indigo Girls Swamp Ophelia]
- That I'll… be okay because I'll be with someone? That's silly - nobody's gonna be with me like that, my parents need to stop kidding themselves (haha).
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Folk Song Army [Tom Lehrer That Was The Year That Was]
- HAHA YES TOM LEHRER AT MY HYPOTHETICAL WEDDING WOULD BE MARVELOUS.
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
ReBoot (Acoustic Guitar Cover) [Osamuraisan Original by JimmyThumb]
- Rather appropriate, at least if you're considering the MV for the song. Plus Osamuraisan's cover is pretty. :3 (so is Koma'n's, actually)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Three Little Birds [Bob Marley & The Wailers Legend]
- Uhh… sure, yeah, that sounds good. I like not worrying about a thing. Sounds nice.
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
We Got The Beat [The Go-Go's Beauty And The Beat]
- MUAHAHAHA FEAR ME I AM A GOOD MUSICIAN MUAHAHAHAHHA
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Synchronicity - Requiem For The Spinning World (ft. Kagamine Len & Rin) [Hitoshizuku]
- FFSD:H:AFHGS HOW DO I INTERPRET THIS?
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Bad Sneakers [Steely Dan Katy Lied]
- Seriously, half of these make no sense. What's so bad about bad sneakers? (Can you guys tell I don't actually listen to the lyrics for most of these songs?)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Fool On The Hill [The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour]
- Seems about appropriate - "nobody wants to know him; they can see that he's just a fool". Yup. I can see that.
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
HANABI [Ikimono-Gakari Hanabi]
- WHY THE EFF WOULD I REGRET FIREWORKS THEY'RE AWESOME (I guess regretting leaving someone I love maybe…?)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Catharsis of Eternity (ft. Hitsugaya Toshiro) [
AizenHitsugaya/Gin/Tousen Rock Musical Bleach Live Bankai Show Code: 003]
- YES YES IT DOES GOOD JOB IPOD
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Up On The Roof [James Taylor Flag]
- Honestly, yes, I suppose it could. Huh.
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Taking Over Me [Evanescence Anywhere But Home]
- Er… this doesn't really bode well…
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Turn It Off [The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)]
- Emotions DO scare me… but I wouldn't say this scares me the MOST… still a great song (PINK SEQUINED VESTS GUYS)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Once Upon A Time There Was An Ocean [Paul Simon Surprise]
- "Something unstoppable is set into motion; nothing is different, but everything's changed" - maybe???
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
That's Why I'm Here [James Taylor Greatest Hits Volume 2]
- I'm really not sure… how to interpret this… Be more supportive of my friends, maybe?
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Kaien No Omoide [Rukia Rock Musical Bleach: Dark of the Bleeding Moon]
- Yup. Yup, that hurts. Kaien's death will always hurt, no matter what medium. TTATT (Plus Sato Miki's voice is so beautiful…)
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Roku-Banme No Eki (The Sixth Station) [Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away]
- Cool. Cool cool cool.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) [well more like I'm just bored]
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS/BISEXUAL, so I MUST be gay/bisexual too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN
GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Stupid things! In bold are things I've done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
That's all for now, folks! I hope you enjoyed the stupid stuff I put on here and I hope that it will tide you over until I actually post some writing (haha)!