Author has written 3 stories for Harvest Moon.
Hello, fellow readers! The name's P.Jay13, or just P. Jay--once known as Penny ToughGirl. I am one of many fans of fanfiction, and love to see what great stories people can write. Sorry it took me so long to get one. Here are some some things about me.
Name: In case you missed it, it's P.Jay13. You can still call me Penny (it's what the "P" stands for), or Jay/P.J./PJay. No, my real name isn't Penny, I just like the name. Ha, if I told you my real name you probably wouldn't believe me...
Gender: Yes, people, I am a CHICK. It'd be pervy of you to think otherwise o.O'
Age: Not-so-recent teen.
Race (not that it matters): I'm an AfriCAN American, not an AfriCAN'T:)
Appearance: I've got long, blackish-brownish hair, brown eyes, a height of 5'6, milky-chocolate skin, & wear my trademark glasses. But I got contacts last year. Next best thing if you think you look less dorky without them. :P
Favorite color: Baby blue & lime green
Personality: I'm a tom-boy at heart (hence the penname), but definitely have a girly side. I typically have more guy friends than I do girls, but I am really close to both sides. For example, sometimes I feel like talking out my problems (with my girl-friends), & sometimes I feel like taking out my frustration on virtual zombies (with you-know-who). See what I mean? In addition, I can usually be seen wearing tennis shoes or DC shoes. I can't help but love the brand. Anyways, I am fun, smart and I love a good laugh. I'm a hardcore percussionist & lover of food, too. I usually joke around with people, sometimes just being friendly with complete strangers. I'm really nice, but I don't take any unnecessary crap from people. I'm the ultimate love doctor and love to help my friends out with their crushes. Couples I've helped get together: 5. Not bad. I also love anime.
To be honest, part of the reason why I never got an account is because I didn't have the talent to publish good stories; (the other reason being that I was too young -.-'). I like to read people's fanfictions more than write them. Don't get me wrong, I love to write, I just didn't think my stories were all that great. I'm not super self-conscious, but still... But after I was done booing myself, I decided to suck it up & try. Besides, there are dedicated and awesome writers out there to help and give pointers, right? So the only way to find out how good I am is to try. I'll do my best, give credit to suggestions, answer PMs, & thank reviewers. If there's something I can do to help my story, feel free to let me know, just don't flame please:)
Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness- Sooooooo fun & addicting! It was the first HM game that I ever got. Next was Sunshine Islands, then Animal Parade, and later A New Beginning. Out of these games I have to say I like Animal Parade the most though. Chase and Gill FTW *heart*
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - EPIC!
Pokemon- Loved it when I was little, & now I'm hooked on some fanfictions about it. I loved Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia. It had a great plot.
My favorite Harvest Moon couples: I've only played Harvest Moon IoH and SI (sadly), but I know some things about the characters from the other games. But still, here the couples for IoH.
1. ChelseaXMark: I can't help myself - the guy's a hot, blonde, emerald-eyed farmer who was practically made for Chelsea! What's not to like?
2. ChelseaxVaughn: Yes, I'm a Vaughn fangirl - guilty as charged. Even though I'm a HUGE ChelseaXMark fan, I still need my daily dose of cowboy.
3. DennyXLanna: The fisherman & the popstar... Don't ask, I just think they're cute together. I couldn't wait to hook them up in the game.
4. JuliaXElliot: Utterly adorableXD
AngelaXChase/Gill: Either way I'm happy. X)
Favorite TV shows:
MAD- HILARIOUS! XD
Invader Zim- Gir is SO CUTE! I fell in love with him from the start:)
Young Justice- Ruined after YJ: Invasion. Who's sick, cruel, and inhumane idea was it to make Kaldur evil? That made me just wanna find a nice, cold rock to crawl under and die. X(
Hetalia: Axis Powers- Fun-NY! XD
School Rumble- A love-triangle that's totally giggle-worthy:)
Spice and Wolf- A wolf goddess? AWESOME!
Fruits Basket- I LOVE KYO! X3 He makes cats look sexy. Kyo deserves Tohru more than Yuki. I like him, but I just don't fangirl for him.
Princess Tutu- Adorable!
Ouran High School Host Club- So hilarious and adorable that I can't form it into words. Well, maybe just one: GREAT. Mori - "Sometimes referred to a piece of furniture. Sexiest dang sofa I've ever seen." No truer words have ever been spoken. *u*
Clannad/Clannad After Story - Most dramatic anime I've ever seen. They're total tearjerkers, but I love them anyway.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Be one with the Miniskirt Army! Gotta love Roy Mustang. X)
Please enjoy wasting your time with some of my favorite sayings:
Peace, love, and chocolate!
I may be a flirt, but your boyfriend likes it. (So true. lol.)
Caution: blond thinking.
I guess you're playing stupid again...looks like you're wining too.
I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close that it scares me.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Inside me is a skinny girl trying to get out. But I usually shut her up with chocolate.
I didn't slap you, I just high fived your face. (duh.)
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side.
Every woman should have four pets in her life: a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jack ass who pays for everything - Paris Hilton
"You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand."- James (Secret Vampire.)
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This is Bunny.
TGWF: Thank God We're Female
If you truly believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
REDFERNS ARE THE BOMB!! copy and paste if you agree.
If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a (short) bus, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have multiple)
If you hate people who swear because they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a wall, copy this to your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not aloneIheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, Artemis Nox, Midnighter67, lidsworth, AkaruiTenshi, HorseGirl784, Penny ToughGirl
If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile
If you get irritated/angry when you run into a rival girl on Harvest Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get jealous when you see a rival girl standing near/talking to your favorite bachelor on Harvest Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
If you talk to yourself.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Your a book-aholic if...
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Like trying to lick your elbow!)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Try Not To Cry:
read this poem:
mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack.
mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!
when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.
I'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please don't cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
And all because johnny got the gun from his brother.
mommy, please tell daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now.
And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.
mommy; I'm not the first, I'm not better than the rest.
mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please don't let this pass.
mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this though.
but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss.
And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry.
mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember that i'm in heaven with the rest.
when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would.
i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new.
i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids.
i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.
But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.
mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true.
And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you"
that always makes me sad...
in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost:
please if you would,
dont smash this on the ground.
if you pass this on,
maybe people will cry,
just keep this in your heart,
for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye'
now you have two choices,
1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry'
2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are..
I love this:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "CRAP! We messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.
Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
(and my personal favorite):
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
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THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
More funny quotes: (Yay!)
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you !
Never go to bed angry; stay awake and plot your revenge
I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil
Homework hurts trees
Muffins are ugly cupcakes
Broken Bones are better than Broken Hearts
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
Fireworks-by Katy Perry, Dynamite- by Taio Cruz, Grenade- by Bruno Mars...I'm starting to get a feeling that hot celebs like explosive weapons...
One day your prince will come...mine? oh well, he just took a wrong turn...got lost...and is to stubborn to ask for directions
I wish that life was a dream...I really want to wake up...
Love me, love me not.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits me.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
Cute but psycho - things even out.
Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
I intend to live forever...so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried.
Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.
Forgive your enemies,but remember their names.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.\
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
I got all of this stuff from lizzyclaire, a truly amazing writer. Go check out her fanfics to see what I mean!:)
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