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Joined 09-03-11, id: 3223199, Profile Updated: 08-03-12
Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tail.

Name: Arium/Ari

Age: Over 9,000 for sure

Occupation: I have a full-time job of knocking my friends off of their pedestal when they get cocky

Personality/Traits: happy, shy, but I can be obnoxious when I'm with friends, stubborn, talkative at times, understanding... umm, how 'bout some bad traits? I'm lazy, I procrastinate a lot, I never do my work, I doubt myself plenty, I'm very paranoid, I have little to no confidence, I'm socially inept, I trip on air and flat surfaces, I can't hold grudges, I daydream way too much, and I have a weird obsession with milk (IT'S SO GOOD)...

I am a Yaoi fan in denial... *sigh*

Likes: Anime/Manga, music, reading, milk, Winter (I love the cold), foxes, writing, drawing, being idiots with my friends, watching TV, being spontaneous, video games, making people laugh, crackers, plain things, inside jokes, Boggle, RPG games

Dislikes: Summer (Heat in general. Yuck), mpreg, soup, when I find a spelling/grammar mistake in my story after I post it, bugs



Harry Potter

Maximum Ride

Percy Jackson & the Olympians series

Warriors (Erin Hunter)

The Hunger Games


Fairy Tail

One Piece

Natsume Yuujinchou

Kuroko no Basket

Shaman King

Kimi to Boku

D. Gray-Man

Wolf's Rain



Katekyo Hitman Reborn!


Ao no Exorcist

Hunter X Hunter





Beast Master

Tegami Bachi

Fullmetal Alchemist


Soul Eater



Watashi ni XX Shinasai!

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi

Dengeki Daisy

Yu Yu Hakusho

Rurouni Kenshin

Darker Than BLACK

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

Hetalia: Axis Powers


Special A Class


"I wasn't drunk!"
"Dude, you were in my closet screaming 'Where the fuck is Narnia!'"

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin.

"Have you got the guns made out of soap?"

"Oh God, I wish I'd known. I've been making soap out of guns!"

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

If the foo shits, wear it.

I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.

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Heard It With My Own Two Earballs reviews
Because it was really all just some big misunderstanding.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Tis the Season reviews
Who said it needs to be December for a little Christmas spirit? Mirajane doesn't think so, and decides to spread her Christmas cheer by decorating the guild with mistletoe. Oh, dear...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete