Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time, Kim Possible, and Rizzoli & Isles.
Homophobia is a real fear of homosexuality, for example: someone who has had a traumatic experience with a homosexual and makes it a point to steer clear. People who are against homosexuality and scream that you are going to hell are NOT homophobic. They just hate homos.
16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.
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Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
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Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
20 years old and decided to give this writing thing a shot. Feel free to ask me anything and to steal something from up there.