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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

There are three things I always forget. Names, faces -- the third I can't remember.

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."

People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

OMG! The rain is wet.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

According to a study by the institute of incomplete information 9 out of every 10.

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If i ask you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

When faced with two choices simply toss a coin. Not because it will choose for you but because for that brief moment when it is in the air, you suddenly know what you hope for.

Boy: I'd tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long.

Girl: I'd tell you a joke about my pussy but you'd never get it.

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell, and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Yesterday is history...tomorrow is a mystery...but today is a gift...that is why it is called the present.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Say 'alpha kenny body' 3 times fast. Post this if you get it!

All the good ones are either straight, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 10. You were too busy to notice number five. 11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

Why America has some issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

Total: 5

My Boy Side

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 21

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Twin Dragon Heartstrings by Ladyfun reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the Golden Trio's messiah-like status changes their lives forever; only Hermione remains skeptical about their new fame. Trapped, she is inexorably is drawn toward the last person expected: Bellatrix Black. Hermione loses her mind, heart, and soul… to the dark mistress. Yet,things have a funny way of working out. Endgame: Bellamione!(beta chrisdenvl)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,008 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/25 - Hermione G., Fleur D., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
She Who Turns Time by CherriiMarina reviews
What was supposed to be a quick trip through time changes Hermione and Minerva forever. Not your standard Time-Turner fic. Begins in 1998 and ends up spanning more than sixty years. MM/HG romantic. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,361 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Future Shocks by chrisdenvl reviews
Lord Voldemort had attacked the Muggle world. The slaughter to come was beyond anyone's imagining. Now, the wizards are forced to make a last stand in Scotland. Moments before the nuclear bomb strikes, Hermione Granger uses a portkey. Little does she know that she'll be flung across not space but time. Now, she can reverse it all. Or not? [Bellamione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,456 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/1 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] Harry P., Narcissa M.
Caught In The Mist by Natalie Blackman reviews
While travelling with Auror's Hermione is captured by Bellatrix Lestrange, who wants her help. Why has Bella betrayed the Dark Lord? What is it that she wants with Hermione? And just what effect will this have on the rest of the wizarding world? Warnings torture, femslash later on. BL/HG Set around the sixth book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,497 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Family Ties by tigertales reviews
Sequel to "The Ties That Bind". The continuing saga of MM/HG and their extended family. Femslash. Don't like, then don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,220 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Bonding by asouldreams reviews
Morning twilight; a starlit sky; to have you; to hold you; to love you; forever...bound. As darkness rises, friendships are tested, allegiances made & love is re-discovered & lost; set during Hogwarts yr 2009-10. A friendship that turns into so much more. Hermione/Minerva. Remains canon compliant through books not Pottermore. Harry, Ginny, Ron, includes most characters from books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 985,335 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Blurred Lines by Rizzleslovr72 reviews
AU. Jane and Frost are wounded in a shoot out and are taken to the hospital where they inevitably cross paths with Dr. Maura Isles. Two very different women, from two very different worlds, crossing many lines and blurring others. Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Romance.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,250 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/2/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, B. Frost, Frankie R.
Eternity's Breath by Ehann reviews
A lot can change between one breath and your last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Draco's Mom by lessersunshine2 reviews
Loosely based on the song Stacy's mom. Hermione start's a relationship with Draco then falls for his mom. Small amount of Hermione/Draco. Main pairing is Hermione/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,454 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
Claimed by beforeyouspeak reviews
Bellamione one shot. During the final battle, Hermione and Bellatrix meet in an unexpected location. Unfinished business distracts Hermione from the task at hand. Dark A/U.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,955 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/18 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
It's Not About the Cocoa by coolbyrne reviews
"I can't think of a single thing I have that I wouldn't give to you, Jane." A short story of how Jane finally takes what she wants. Slight plot. PWslightP?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Unexpected emotions by Tennoda reviews
After recovering from his injuries, Scar returns to earth on a hunting trip and, surprise surprise, runs into Lex. Will there be love hanging in the air or skinned bodies?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,697 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Scar, Lex
Dueling by MegaNerdAlert reviews
-As the pair settles in the first night of the Duel-Off, a major Wizarding event that only takes place once every hundred years, Minerva's heart begins to beat a little faster as she recognizes the feelings bubbling to the surface of her mind. Feelings that she thought had been squashed more than twenty years ago. Feelings for Hermione.- MM/HG. Normal disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,287 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Copper and Wine by shallow-seas-we-sail reviews
Dark!Maura AU. Maura Isles is elegant and refined. She throws a spectacular dinner party for the Boston elite. Only the good doctor is not all that she seems. Hidden under the facade is something dark and horrifying and when romance begins to blossom between herself and Jane; Maura finds the security of the walls she surrounds herself with are easily scaled.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,248 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/8/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
A Cliché Moment by drippingwithsin reviews
What happens when Hermione gets into trouble in a certain Professor's class? Sometimes clichés are not so dreadful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Send Not to Know by Subversa reviews
An SSHG Christmas story: An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep? And how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,401 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wizard in the Basement, Witch with the Key by wendymarlowe reviews
The war is over, and Hermione claims her potions master as a spoil of war - and to save him from Azkaban. He's still a prisoner awaiting trial, though, even if he is bound in the house Hermione, Ron, and Harry share instead of the wizard prison. The Ministry fits him with an anti-magic collar, leaving Hermione to hold the end of his (only somewhat metaphorical) chain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Normal Life? by Another Girl Grasping reviews
Sequel to The Warden and her Prisoner. Can two women with such conflicted pasts create a normal life together? Rated M for language, lots of mature content and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Knights of the Silver Dragon by MoonShadowAMR reviews
Not everyone is how you believe they are. Identities revealed. Masks taken off. How will the war end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,435 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Black in Time by LoraSwainz reviews
How far will Hermione go to get her life back? OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,212 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Almas Veritas by Alex Monopoly girl reviews
Hermione has a surprise. Harry and Ron support her. What will happen when Ginny finds out? terrible summary, I know. I suck at this
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,127 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
The Lieutenant's Gift by Another Girl Grasping reviews
AU, dystopian piece in which Bellatrix receives Hermione as a gift for her valued service to His Lordship. Rated for language, BDSM themes and shameless master/slave smut. This is not what I consider Dub Con, but some may see it that way, so warnings all around. Bellamione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
What doesn't kill us by Igraine7 reviews
Hermione never thought she would be considered a "victim", until she became one. Rape/abuse/family. Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING regarding the story or characters in relation to J.K. Rowlings Harry Potter series. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,570 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Synchronicity by I-Love-Capn-Raydor reviews
after Dead Man's hand. sort of spoilery, sort of not. brenda/sharon *chapter 28 onward has spoilers for Last Woman Standing. *chapter 35 has spoilers for Executive Order *assume spoilers for the rest of season 6 and 7.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 122,291 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
Among the Dead by sociallyawkwardpenguin reviews
Maura goes to a conference and meets the man of her dreams. It tears Jane apart, and she leaves to take a position in another city. After being severely injured in an accident, Jane comes back to Boston, and finds out things are not how she left them. Rizzles Fan Awards WINNER! - Best Plot and Best Author! Runner up- Best Angst/Drama!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,074 - Reviews: 3133 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Collaring the Muggleborn Kitten by bushy-haired veela reviews
Fleur sees a void in Hermione, and knows exactly how to fill it. Once the war is over, Hermione Granger will be hers. HG/FD SLASH. Story depicts a consensual sub-dom relationship between two women. Rated M for sex/violence/other naughty things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,901 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
What The? by brianna.avenged reviews
Kim and Ron are on a mission stopping Drakken and Shego. However, when a vortex opens up in the middle of Kim and Shego's fight, everything changes between Kim and Shego because what comes from the vortex are Kim and Shego...from the future.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,403 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kim P., Shego
A Truth Best Left Unsaid by Imagination94 reviews
Hermione Granger had always sought out knowledge and was keen to share it with others, but when she finds out something about herself that she'd rather not have known, Hermione decides that this is one truth best left unsaid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,771 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wide Awake by TwilightPrincess89 reviews
The war is over. Bellatrix has to come to terms with herself and her newfound freedom. But Narcissa has done something for Bellatrix that will surely piss her off...and what does Hermione have to do with it? Rated M for later chapters.Eventual Cissatrix. Bellamione.Lucissa... Does not follow a specific plot! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,062 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Rizzolia & Ilia by Reallybigpineapple reviews
Pompeii AD 79. High society patrician Maura Ilia hates gladiatorial games. Despite this, her whole world changes when she crosses paths with a gladiatrix. AU, a little darker than my pirate story, but still very Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,849 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Inhuman by Technicolors reviews
Maura Isles is the new M.E at Boston PD. There, she meets the enigmatic Detective Lieutenant who is respected by all yet feared by many. As she unravels the secrets of Jane Rizzoli's life, Maura finds herself falling for the devilish charm and sucked into a dangerous world she thought only existed in folklore. RIZZLES VAMPIRE FIC. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Green Roses by Mrs. Boojangles reviews
When Harley is beaten within an inch of her life, something in her drastically changes. With Ivy at her side, can she fight the demons in her life and move forward? Or will the Joker kill what he can no longer have? Harley/Ivy. M for content, sex, and language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,194 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Measure Each Step to Infinity by paxbanana reviews
Azula's growth from loss to victory, one little step at a time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,885 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Azula, Katara - Complete
Faces by asouldreams reviews
Hermione agrees to help Kingsley protect Katherine Banning by becoming her unbeknown to everyone else; an accident ensues & the consequences are life altering for Hermione as she sees Minerva from an entirely different perspective. Post Hogwarts. HGRW HGMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,207 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Hermione's Dirty Secret by Unknowngirl24 reviews
Hermione has a dirty the Gryffindor bookworm not really who she says? And what's this, she has an older brother? BDSM, toys, anal, oral, fake rape, ff, mf, mfm, mffm, Sub!Hermione. M for content and language, don't like, don't read. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hermione G., OC
Pandora's Box by TwilightPrincess89 reviews
Post War! Changed the characters that survived the war. see inside for full summary. Rated M. Incest, Blackcest. Lesbian content, abuse, self harm, swearing. Multiple parings. Cissatrix. Hermione/tonks, Hermione/Bellatrix, Hermione/Narcissa in later chps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011
Guardian by WetOtterSoks reviews
After her best friends betray and abandon her, Hermione stumbles into the boathouse. Pursued by enemies unknown and too distraught to defend herself she is protected by a mysterious guardian. Is Hermione's mind too broken to heal or can Fleur help her. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,878 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
Around, Up and Over by popularcypher reviews
Jane wants to be a boy. How will this effect her relationship with Maura? will they be able to work things out? This is just a repost of the original story from We Love Us who has given me permission to take over where she left off! Complete credit on the idea for the story and complete credit for the first 11 chapters which was all hers.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,700 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
When Everything Changed by cathandsaraforever55 reviews
Something inside Bellatrix begins to protest her actions causing her to question herself and those around her. How will her world as she knows it be affected? BL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,626 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
The Embrace of the Darkness by EllieTheLesbian reviews
It's the trio's sixth year at Hogwarts, and, as usual, things are turned upside down. It's revealed that Bellatrix is really on the Light side, and Hermione is harboring her own dark secrets. Can Bella unlock the secrets and save Hermione from herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Witnessed here in Time and Blood by whistle.the.silver reviews
When Shell Cottage receives a motley group, Fleur and Bill do their best to ensure their safety. In the weeks that follow, wounds are healed and plans are concocted. Fleur and Hermione find themselves coming to a new understanding of one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,609 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Reflection by tanithw reviews
Established relationship. Minerva is seriously injured duelling dark wizards but survives, the consequences of those injuries will have lasting ramifications. HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,736 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Naughty by FlamingToads reviews
This fanfic was written for secretstranger69. This is based on my fanfic "We All Have Our Secrets" We know Ginny's side of the story and now it's time to find out Hermione's. Which means this is pretty much an all out smut fic. xHermionexMinervax Don't say I didn't warn you…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
To Love is To Hate by King of the Ashers reviews
Co-authored with WolfDragonGod - femslash don't like don't read. Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,542 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
The Search for New Peace : ATLA Series by shorty6636 reviews
Sequel to : Fire and Water Together As One - Azula finally wakes up from her sleep and tries to make up for what she has done to the other Nations. Zuko and Azula work togther to fix what their father ruined. Find out how Azula manages to change the future of the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Azula, Katara
Misunderstanding by RizzlesFandom reviews
A complete misunderstanding on Korsak's part leads to Rizzles! As always. Reviews are appreciated! Expect a few more chapters after this one. Love you all!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/27/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Howl by turtleback reviews
Jane and Maura are in a relationship and have an active and GGG sex life. A series of mostly stand alone chapters that explores their sex life. Chapter 30 posted.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,316 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
HP: The Good Side of Black by bearblue reviews
Harry and Ron are whisked away before they can rescue Hermione and torture does not even begin to describe what happens next. Bellatrix has a Brilliant Plan of sorts, when Harry and Ron are rescued, but Hermione is not. She forces Hermione to drink a polyjuice potion. Transformed into Sirius, she is delivered to Narcissa, for the purposes of creating a true Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,482 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 274,222 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Drive by JUJUChick16 reviews
Pure smut made on request by secretstranger69...Hermione and Minerva pairing. The song is Drive by Melissa Ferrick I have to say this is some of the best smut I think I have written. I can't really say anything about this story because it is just smut...and we all enjoy that! ENJOY! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Greater Good by WetOtterSoks reviews
After seeing her wife murdered at the beginning of the third wizarding war Fleur jumps at the opportunity to go on a mission that will mean going back to an alternate time where Hermione is still alive. Fleur finds the only way to complete her mission is to become Hermione's Step-Mother. Rated for dark and twisted themes, probable swearing, and all the usual stuff. AU FD/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
Fleur and Hermione and the other 7 'Horcruxes' by WetOtterSoks reviews
Fleur and Hermione are thrown together much to each others distaste, but they have a mission to complete and its not going to be easy! FD/HG eventually Rated M for violence/language/bad comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,210 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
What We Can Be by McGonagall's Bola reviews
Neither Hermione or Minerva McGonagall was the sort of woman who acted on impulse, but acting, they did. HG/MM /Sequel to: Who I Really Am/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Speak My Language by lolwrwg reviews
When sparks fly between Hermione and Minerva one night, neither are sure they can go back. With her divorce lingering, Hermione's emotions and decisions are uncertain but the one thing she is certain of is her deep attraction for her ex-professor. HG&MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,294 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
For Your Entertainment by JUJUChick16 reviews
So this is no longer a one shot, all of the messages sent to me caused me to make this a chapter story of one shots. So each chapter will be a different glance into Maura and Jane's bedroom escapades. So if there are any types of things you want them to use, or styles let me know. Thanks for the messages guys!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Joy of Captivity by Animalover205 reviews
this is part two of a three or Four part story. please read the Joy of Pain first, otherwise this will not make sense. please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Our Blood Boils by Death-n-Decay reviews
At a young age, Katara is kidnapped and taken to the Fire Nation. There, she befriends Azula and her friends. When the Fire Lord decides to do away with Katara, she is forced to go back home. What will Katara and her friends do once they get back together? Fight side by side with the Avatar, the Fire Nation, or fight for their own side? Eventually Azula/Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,088 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Katara, Azula
Fighting fate by Miss McGonagall reviews
Begins on the night that the trio first arrive at Hogwarts. Years ago, a ritual was completed to keep Minerva and Hermione safe... and apart. But when Hermione come to Hogwarts as a student, Minerva must face lost love and longings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Movie Night At Maura's House by RizzlesFandom reviews
Jane and Maura are having movie night like always when Maura decides she wants to watch porn. Rated M for Rizzles sex. Reviews please.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,975 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
What You Want by SilverNightHowler reviews
What if Voldemort wasn't going to let anyone else join his army after Harry had supposedly died? A mother's desperation to protect her son and how that will affect Bellatrix and Hermione's life forever. A Bellmione story. Don't like Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,976 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Addiction by BeaumontRulz reviews
Hermione didn't say anything, but didn't move back from her either, still glaring back at her. Neither woman moved for a second, before Ginny couldn't hold herself back any more. She'd been waiting for this moment for far too long now, and despite how strong her anger was, her love and lust were much stronger...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Dominance by Crispy75 reviews
From my "Slow for a Detective" universe. Adult themes. M and lots of it. Enjoy and review
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
With benefits by tanithw reviews
When an unexpected encounter leads to a surprising arrangement, love cannot be far behind. MM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,039 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Needs to be Fulfilled by cherothehero reviews
Maura has needs that need to be fulfilled, Jane protests to all her might. But the action has happened. -One Shot-Suicide-
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
In exile by tanithw reviews
Voldemort won the final battle at Hogwarts and has a plan to deal with the defenders who are still alive. This is the story of their struggle to survive and their attempt to overthrow him. Mostly DH compliant. MM/HG of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,643 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Unexpected Complications by Stoic Last Stand reviews
Voldemort's plan to break Minvera involves a certain young Mudblood. Warning futa (g!p), dub-con, slight beast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Lesson Obsidian by Another Girl Grasping reviews
An evening stroll takes a turn for the... depraved when Narcissa and Bellatrix discover their blood traitor neice disappear into a safe house. Rated M for language and sexual content. BLxHG with hints of BL and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
One More Thing by AdmHawthorne reviews
Jane is in a emotional crisis, and Maura steps in. Very dark. Rating is for subject matter. One shot. Implied Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/21/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Gift by RielleB reviews
Its not everyday a girl turned 21. AU. Rated M for obvious reason. Warning: Kink. Spank. Light Bondage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Ulfheonar: Connection by Virginia I reviews
"The connection you share changes who you are. You are no longer you and she is no longer she. Both of you are each other." Ginny & Hermione's relationship grows while Hogwarts is threatened. GW/HG, Sequel to Ulfheonar: Awakening
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rabid Love by Miggitdog reviews
Time in the mental ward moves so slowly when you belong there. It gives you lot's of time to think, but then again, when you're crazy, what do thoughts mean? BellaMione M for violence, language and probably smut in the foreseeable future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,293 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
You Will Be Mine by ThePhantomPipster reviews
Hermoine desires the beautiful woman of Malfoy Manor but resigns to the fact that it will never come to pass. So she fills the void with "others" not realizing she has what she has always wanted. AN: A sequel is in the works so stay tuned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
War Prize by Silk reviews
AU - The High Ministry of Magic has been persecuting purebloods for years. Now, five years after her escape from Azkaban for sedition, Bellatrix Black has been captured and taken to the most feared member of the Order of the Phoenix—someone who is very intent on breaking her. M for language-More Warnings Inside. Bellatrix/Hermione Femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Sisters and Lovers by MegaNerdAlert reviews
Minerva finds out she was adopted. Hermione finds out her mother is not who she seems to be. And how does poor Severus Snape fit into this mix? A tale about secrets, family bonds, and a love that could only have grow out of the mess that is left of their lives. MM/HG - PEEK: "I very nearly broke down and proclaimed undying love the day you came back to Hogwarts."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
A Hard Days Work by RizzlesFandom reviews
Jane is frustrated about a case and Maura wants to help relieve her tension. Basically just some Rizzles smut. Thank you all for reading! I did decide to end this one. There will be a sequel coming soon though!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Eventual Envelopment by LJlashlarue reviews
The war is over, and Hermione has reached the end of her rope and let go. Pansy is there when she hits bottom, and together they try and build something new,eventually. Read the chapter warnings, this is sometimes dark and disturbing. Psychodrama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,638 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Tomorrow Too by asouldreams reviews
On the eve of her wedding Hermione seeks a moment of clarity and finds far more than she realized ever existed behind her mentor's emerald eyes; her future already written, and is Ron. HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unforeseen Meeting in Nocturne Alley by temptation mccoy reviews
Hermione and Narcissa have a confrontation in Nocturne Alley. Things get really heated. Rated M for very adult themes. no one under 16 should read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
magic in the ministry by temptation mccoy reviews
Hermione is working hard in her office when voices interrupt her thoughts and two people barge into her office. Seems Narcissa wanted to make good on her last statement and came to collect. Part 2 of "Unforeseen Meeting in Nocturne Alley"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
Primal Instincts by liidg reviews
As Hermione tries to master her newly discovered powers she must deal with a prophecy, a soul-mate and two sides trying to win her loyalty. Creature fic. Rated M. A/U and OOC Dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,515 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Cool Walls, Warm Thighs by thusspakekate reviews
Hermione isn't pleased to learn that Harry and Draco have a new house guest. There is just something about Pansy Parkinson that drives Hermione crazy. FEMMESLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Over You by rahleeyah reviews
15 years ago, Brenda Leigh Johnson and Sharon Raydor found themselves in the midst of a disastrous affair. When Sharon left DC for a new life in Los Angeles, they both thought they'd seen the last of each other.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
Veela and the beast by King of the Ashers reviews
Femslash. F/H. Enjoy. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,843 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Fleur D., Hermione G. - Complete
Good by smolder reviews
"It burns her. But it is the good sort of hurt."
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Loves an Emotion the continuation by Amerdrah reviews
Continuation of Bola's Loves an Emotion. Follow Hermione and Minerva as they help bring the Dark Lord down. Some dark parts. Follows somewhat to the 7th book but not too closely for obvious reasons. Possible Femmslash later so don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,227 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Just A Hint of Emotion by asouldreams reviews
Post Hogwarts - Hermione isn't satisfied in their relationship and Minerva finds out in an unexpected and shocking way; but all Hermione has ever wanted is for Minerva to let her in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last of the Old Ones by the11thtriad reviews
Not everything is as it seems, just ask Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Learning to Live by hheath541 reviews
An unexpected secret draws the girls closer.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,989 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Long Awaited Love by Red Roses 09 reviews
Hermione Granger Mikaelson is an original vampire. She meets Narcissa and Narcissa falls in love with Hermione. Full summary inside. 'The Vampire Diaries' crossover? Femslash, OOC, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Narcissa M., Hermione G.
Love the Way We Lie by cptraydorsgf reviews
or, In Which Sharon Heals Brenda Brenda/Sharon "Closer" Fanfiction. This is the third part to my previous stories "Oh, For Heaven's Sake" and "Femme in the Streets, Butch in the Sheets." This part follows "Fresh Pursuit."
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Finally seeing what was always there by McGonagallGirl reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts and Voldermort's defeat, Hermione Granger realises what she really wants and with the help of Minerva McGonagall, she might just get it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Purely Educational by lilithflower714 reviews
Minerva makes sure Hermione learns her lession. S&M theme, definite femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Healing Touch by liidg reviews
The war is over and now it is time to deal with the aftermath. Will the wounds of war overcome Hermione or can she be healed. Narcissa/Hermione. Mostly Canon Compliant. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,213 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Slowed Decay of Time by MegaNerdAlert reviews
Some 32 years after the War Minerva is living in seclusion and hiding the truth of why. Hermione finds herself becoming the Headmistress of Hogwarts. Both women fight feelings that have been slowly growing over decades, as life forces them together. MMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dance of the Seven Veils by liidg reviews
This is the sequel to A Masked Ball which I am leaving as a stand alone. This is rated M and earns every part of that rating. Very OOC and AU. Reading A Masked Ball is a prerequisite to understand this story. BL/HG with some HG/NM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,930 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
In Your Dreams by telegrammarian reviews
One-shot, PWP. Sexually frustrated and sleep-deprived, Maura finally tells Jane how she feels.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Ache by Hot Milk Rae reviews
"I'm not a fan of delayed gratification," she said softly. "I think you can make it worth my while tonight." Alex/Olivia Rae D. Magdon collaborates with milk3002!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Love by JUJUChick16 reviews
Takes place after the battle but not DH compliant. Minerva experiences the loss of love and how powerful that word truly is. Story can't really be described in my opinion its just...feeling. Let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Microfic abc by sinadino reviews
This is a series of short notes between Hermione and Minerva – just some fun for me to play a little sort of mention of sort of bondage … though..whatever it is it is all in your own heads ; betaed by Nat
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by TwilightPrincess89 reviews
Narcissa plays piano. but Bellatrix plays her. What happens the two meet at the same time? Contains Blackcest, incest, swearing, sex. Rated M. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Movement by pinkyandthebrain912 reviews
Soul games in the dangerous dark. Bellatrix and Hermione play at submission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Kidnapped by xxAwesome reviews
Hermione is kidnapped, and finds herself in a revealing situation with a stranger she doesn't recognize. Femslash, mature. If it bothers you, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Exchanges and Emotions by neab95 reviews
Jane and Maura join Korsak and Frost at the Dirty Robber after a long day at work. A man gets too close to Maura for Jane's liking and won't take no for an answer. Rated M for language. Chapter 12 is now up!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,175 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Rising Phoenix by jazwriter reviews
The story picks up directly after the final defeat of Voldemort. While helping with Hogwarts repairs, Hermione realizes that her feelings for a certain Headmistress run much deeper than she'd ever imagined. Non-Epilogue compliant. FEMSLASH HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,068 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Impossible by PerfectPride reviews
Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,595 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hide and Seek Love by Journey04 reviews
Can hiding reveal buried truths?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Little Deaths by Greyella reviews
Hermione finds hated solace in the Library. Bellamione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
A Masked Ball by liidg reviews
This is a very dirty one shot and should not be read by anyone underage…in fact I am not sure it should be read by anyone period. This is A/U OOC PWP and very much rated M. Hermione/Bella/Narcissa. Sequel is Dance of the Seven Veils.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by talkswithherhands reviews
Rizzles. What would Jane do without Maura? Insight to her fears of losing the M.E. after the events of the Season 2 finale. Spoilers ahead!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Rebirth by Greyella reviews
Hermione's 32nd birthday leaves her numb and hollowed inside, but an impromptu midnight visit to the Mirror of Erised leads to an unexpected encounter and a rebirth of desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Ulfheonar: Awakening by Virginia I reviews
When Ginny's magic starts changing during her 6th year, she finds out things about herself that she never imagined could be possible. How will a prophecy help protect the one she loves? GW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Effects by liidg reviews
A change of circumstances ends with Hermione on a dangerous mission. Will she be able to keep true to her cause when faced with dark temptations? This is dark, very much Rated M, A/U and quite a bit OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Golden Haze by anamatics reviews
There is a golden haze that comes over a Veela's vision when they are upset or angry or in love. After the fall of Voldemort, Fleur takes a position at Hogwarts and finds herself moving forward rather than going backwards for the first time in her life. FD/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,180 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
A Gentleman's Dilemma by anamatics reviews
Years before the series begins, Jane Rizzoli has a one night stand that doesn't seem to end.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,323 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Safe Keeping by liidg reviews
Hermione Granger has been harboring an obsession over the Lady of the Manor for quite some time. A new threat to the Malfoys has brought Hermione to the Manor and things will never be the same for anyone involved. A/U OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,195 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Kiss by asouldreams reviews
Hermione discovers something about Minerva's animagus and they both struggle with the immediate ramifications. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,461 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
This feeling by Foodwise reviews
Just a little smutty one-shot. Maura gets Jane to let go of some inhibitions. See inside for background of this story.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Joy of Pain by Animalover205 reviews
What Happens when Hermione discovers she likes pain?, Bellatrix is about to find out. please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Club Glamour by tigertales reviews
Club Glamour... where the famous and infamous become safely anonymous. MM/HG Femmeslash. Don't like, then please don't read. Rated "M" to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,407 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Entwined by Metal-Panda-Alex reviews
After an impossible encounter, two young women find their lives destined to entwine. This is the tale of Hermione Granger and Fleur Delacour, and how they fell in love. Hermione/Fleur femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Let Me Show You by aolurker reviews
Maura describes, in great detail, what it's like when she's separated from Jane MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY PLEASE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Words and Actions by aolurker reviews
Maura wants something. Jane hesitates at first, but eventually delivers the goods…and then some. MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY PLEASE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/7/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Jeopardy by MJ Duncan reviews
Written for the prompt: 'Jane/Maura sex with Jeopardy on and Maura answering questions' on dreamwidth's kink meme mini-meme. Obviously Jane/Maura Femslash.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2011 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
Monster by aoxomoxoa reviews
A startling discovery during her 7th year leaves Hermione completely uncertain of where her loyalties lie. The monster she did not know she had hidden deep has to breathe. HGxFD. Dark Fic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,646 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Define 'Family' by ladyofnite reviews
AU after fourth year. Hermione finds out her whole life as a Muggle-born was a lie and struggles with her newfound family even as the Trio has to deal with the loss of their families. Main pairing is NOT romantic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,463 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Heartfelt Confessions by asouldreams reviews
After the battle of Hogwarts; Hermione confesses her feelings and Minerva replies, honestly. Turned into a series of vignettes spanning several yrs and confessions are had from the most unlikeliest of persons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Has No Boundaries by FanFicLove101 reviews
My First longer story! MM/HG, let me know what you think? Minerva has to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Masquerade by MadameCissy reviews
Malfoy Manor left her scarred but there is something she needs to understand. She has to go back and in doing so risks everything she ever had, including her own life. [Bellamione] [Narcissa/Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,299 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M. - Complete
Daddy's Little Princess by BabyDollJohnny reviews
Of kink and domesticity. Of love and lust.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Hermione's Wolf by foppet1 reviews
There is more than meets the eye when it comes to Pansy Parkinson. Two sides; they want the same thing but on different terms. Will Pansy be able to trust her with her secret? Only time will tell. I'm bad at these, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,991 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Pansy P., Hermione G.
Jane has a surprise for Maura by wcduran reviews
Jane has a surprise for Maura..oh what will it be. Rizzles forever
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Healer's Touch by AlyssC01 reviews
Sequel to The Touch of Green Fire. Kim's mother is kidnapped, forcing Kim to go to Shego for help. Set just before So the Drama. KiGo. Read and Review please.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,952 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Should Have by asouldreams reviews
If one merely would have turned left than right, left 5 minutes early, think of the disasters that could be avoided. As Hermione should have left before dark, should have been more prepared, should have...and enclosed are the consequences Darkfic HGMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Massage by asouldreams reviews
While working on her thesis; Hermione gets moderately distracted. Minerva/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
All work and no play by MJ Duncan reviews
The ME's office is a fun place to ... work? Jane/Maura Femslash
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/31/2010 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
You Belong to Me by ThisLittleDeath reviews
Morticia could feel their eyes on her. Trying to possess her. Gomez's eyes burn with a murderous rage as he asserts his claim over what is rightfully his. Rated M - Explicit Sexual Content. Song-fic based on Elysian Fields "Black Acres"
Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Morticia A., Gomez A. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by tigertales reviews
Follows events from my story "The Boat House". Minerva & Hermione settling into new careers, married life and beyond. MM/HG Femslash. Don't like, then don't read. "M" rated for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,270 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fuseki by katachresis reviews
Azula only wants what's rightfully hers. Azula x Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Azula, Katara
After The Cure by tanithw reviews
Follows on from my story The Cure. Hermione has saved Minerva's life but how will they cope with the realities of being married and the consequences of the ritual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,629 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A Paradox named Siobhan by tanithw reviews
My take on the Time-turner concept. HG/MM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Darkest Light by Corker42 reviews
Past lives can haunt and plague the conscious of an indivdual. For Hermione and Pansy their past lives will ignite their souls and their hearts. Can they defeat the darkness that once over took them? Love in a time of war may just reveal the answer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,114 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
kimmie's a what? by chubi6328 reviews
kimmie's got kitty instict guess who her chosen mate is. kigo
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,868 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kim P., Shego
Harry Potter and The Dragons Of Pern by tanithw reviews
Crossover between the books by Anne McCaffrey and the characters by JK Rowling. Hermione becomes the first girl in history to impress a Bronze dragon, Pern will never be the same. This is Femmeslash and tells a story of love between two incredible women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,554 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Blind Situation by K. Constantine reviews
Bones and Cam take a chance.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Cam S., T. Brennan - Complete
Numb by tanithw reviews
A year on from the final battle things are not going well for Hermione. Can she ever learn to feel things like she did before? HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,475 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Cure by tanithw reviews
Minerva was cursed during a recent battle, Hermione has the power to cure her but will she try? Not HBP or DH compliant. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,585 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Detention by Snarky Granger reviews
MM/HG pairing. My first story on fanfiction with a bit of role-playing and bondage. Just to warn you. .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Watching from afar by tanithw reviews
Hermione has a crush on her professor, she sends her love letters. Will she ever reveal her identity?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Touch of Green Fire by AlyssC01 reviews
Shego falls mysteriously ill and Drakken can think of only one good Dr. to take her to. Can Kim figure out what's going on with Shego... And herself... by delving into the woman's past before it's too late. KiGO. Read and Review please!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,865 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Boat House by tigertales reviews
Takes place the summer after Hermione's first year in Med School. MM/HG. Femslash. Don't like - don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,962 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Labor Day by tigertales reviews
MM/HG bringing new life to the world. My first posting to .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Trinity by Lord Kellendros reviews
Shego captures Kim and spirits her away in order to show her how things can be between them, with unanticipated results. Sometimes the price for something is too heavy to pay, and sometimes it’s not. Which way will the winds of fate blow?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete