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Joined 09-04-11, id: 3224087, Profile Updated: 05-31-12
Author has written 4 stories for Harvest Moon.

Hello, Nutbush here. I used to be B-A-N-A-N-A-S BANANAS but that was too long and I'm a bit nutty so Nutbush works :P

Anyway, a little bit about myself

I am very crazy, I like yelling at random people at school, I really don't care about being popular, I prefer to have REAL friends. I love cake, macarons, lollies, jam, HAM, sugar, cheese, piza, pinapple, fruit, pretty much everything except clowns, hairy spiders, people who chew their mouths open really loud and compost- it smells.

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HARVEST MOON:

Favourite Characters

Chelsea
Natalie
Witch Princess
Jill
Claire
Will
Vaughn
Denny
Shea
Taro
Gannon

Least Favourite Characters

Lily
Sabrina
Lanna

Favourite Couples

Will and Chelsea
Denny and Chelsea
Elliot and Chelsea
Vaughn and Chelsea
Shea and Chelsea
Jill and Skye
Claire and Gray
Mark and Natalie
Mark and Witch Princess

Least Favourite Couples
Will and Lily
Sabrina and Vaughn
Lanna and Denny
Julia and Elliot
Mark and Chelsea


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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm A CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a paedophile and play russian roulette.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or a lesbian.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED RACE, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IN A BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brudda.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm ON A DANCE TEAM, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I WEAR TIGHT PANTS AND I'M A GUY, so I MUST be emo.

I COULDN'T HURT A FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke/drink too.

I HAVE AN ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

MY HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm FRIENDS WITH A FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT WHEN I GO OUTSIDE, so I MUST be stupid.

I LIKE BLOOD, so I must be a vampire.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I DON'T LIKE YAOI OR YURI, so I must be a homophobe.

I’m NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, so I MUST be a loser

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I HAVE MY OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I'm a WICCAN, so I MUST be a satanist.

I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I LIKE GAMES, ANIME AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos (I’d Still do this, though)

I GO TO RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian

I'm NOT A CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I LIKE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK (occasionally), so I MUST have no life.

I'm FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.


Your Guy Side

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture (Food Shopping is fun)

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool (Anyone seen Shaun of the dead?)

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth (Aaaaaallllll the time)

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall (Around the food court, though)

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid (Does sling shotting them off of your trampoline count? I actually did that for like, four years)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it (Did that to my guy friend, lol)

Like being the star of everything

Total: 7

MY EMBARRASING STORIES

Ok this actually happened to me at school camp in year 6- I was looking for my friend's cabin, it was the first night out of two, so I found the door I opened it and yelled "HONEY I'M HOME!" and it was the boys cabin, not my friends. Awkward Moment.
Verrrry Embarrasing.

THANKS FOR READING MY PROFILE! I LOVE YOU! HEHEHEHE!!!

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