Captain Seb the Seventh
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Joined 09-04-11, id: 3224606, Profile Updated: 11-17-11
Author has written 5 stories for D.Gray-Man, and Harry Potter.

Hello you can call me Seb!

I'm on this site to write and read stories; I make no profit – just enjoy myself.

I hope you enjoy my writing as I enjoy yours.

Ta Seb x

PS. Just to say I'm a British girl so my writing will be styled as thus, I've had a few complaints so consequently I’m just warning you now I will change nothing!

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Texts: Complete Crack by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
About half a dozen cracky, slightly kinky texts... though it's implied only. I regret nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Alarmed by RosaPotentis reviews
Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Firsts by Raven'sDesk221b reviews
Nothing really changes when Sherlock and John finally get together; well, except for the obvious.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,084 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To be so young and in love by fantasybean reviews
Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 115,957 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Tooth by LadiElayne reviews
In hopes of getting Sherlock to succumb to his more primal urges, John tempts him with a variety of fun flavors!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Hands On Education by Marlboro Blanc reviews
AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,025 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love and Care by Biobabe007 reviews
Sherlock has a moment of humanity and John want nothing but to make it better.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Published: 8/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Night in the Cold by oftigersandmagpies reviews
Sherlock and John are forced to take a long journey for a case. Things don't go as exactly planned. NSFW. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Time for Everything by blackpearl23456 reviews
A series of 'firsts' in Sherlock and John's relationship, where each chapter is a different first. Warning: SLASH!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Under the Downs by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Five years after they first meet, a case in rural Sussex changes John and Sherlock's life forever. Eventual slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
3,554 miles by PaperPrince reviews
AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweet Pea by SarahRad reviews
BBC Sherlock/Cabin Pressure Crossover. Martin Crieff and Molly Hooper are married and expecting. Un-beta'd and un-britpicked. Major WIP
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Cabin Pressure, Molly Hooper - Complete
Five Times by strangegibbon reviews
A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Opening Pandora's Box by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
"I can tell by the dilation of your pupils and the way you're licking your lips that you have plans for me. Do as you will; I have opened Pandora's Box and I fully intend on exploring what's inside, after all." .:. Johnlock smut. PWP. oneshot. top!John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Doctor and the Violin by sirducklumps reviews
Doctor John Watson has a gun pressed to his head when he hears the most beautiful violin music that practically saves his life. Johnlock AU - WARNING: Drugs use and mentions of suicide
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
That Night by TehPinkKitten reviews
John begins to figure out about Sherlock's past lover. Sherlock begins to open up. A few John/ Sherlock in the first three chapter. Hints of actual plot in chapter four.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Grey or Blue by missmelon12 reviews
There is nothing between them before John surges forward to claim his lips. Nothing more than friendship and longing and desire, undisclosed wants and words only whispered in the late night hours when the other is not around to hear.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Redderhead reviews
Story Mash-Up. We all know what happened in the story of the Hound, but this is a story of what happened Behind the Scenes. JOHNLOCK. Rated M for later chapter. General Fluffiness with a little angst.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Silent Duet by Redderhead reviews
Moriarty meets his maker as Sherlock discovers his abilities are greater without sound. Story about John & Sherlock hurting, helping & falling in love! General Fluffyness with a hint of adventure! JOHNXSHERLOCK Don't like, please don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Behind The Door by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Sequel to my story, A Romantic Education. Sherlock and John consummate their relationship in the Presidential Suite of the Randolph Hotel, Oxford - but things never go smoothly with Sherlock around. This is GSEX, pure and simple. Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study In Reflexology by Keelywolfe reviews
For all the dangerous situations Sherlock tended to run into with nary a consideration to the risks, it always astonished John how often he managed to escape without a scratch or a bruise. SLASH. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beautiful Vulcan by T'Key'la reviews
This isn't my fault - passionfornight asked if I had ever written or would consider writing a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk - the man who falls in love with him. AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Course Correction by htdcd reviews
Playing around with time-turners has its consequences - do all of them *have* to be so bad? Snarry goodness at its finest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,837 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Portkey to Nowhere by htdcd reviews
What happens when person s unknown trap Harry & Severus together on a desert island? Drama, drama, drama! And of course, Snarry goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Absolute Pin by Drago Van Hellsin reviews
After finding a flier about the chess club training sessions; Jim, being Jim, decides to go. Altogether, uninterested in honing his already adequate skills, he stays for one reason only: the intriguing half-Vulcan faculty member... Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Riverside by Layla-V reviews
K/S: Jim invites Spock to join him at his family home during Enterprise's return to Earth during holidays, where his mother unexpectedly shows up. Things have never been easy between the two of them and now Spock is caught in the middle.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by MaskedNightmare reviews
Two twins are leading the other's life but how far can the charade go? Neither is truly willing to stop the charade as they are finally praised for being themselves. However they soon grow older and there is both war and marriage on the horizon. SLASH
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Shang - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation, I Found It By Myself by Della19 reviews
Chocolate lollypop's and Captain's lips; what's a vulcan to do? I'll give you a hint; this involves K/S sex and a tiny bit of plot . If that's not your thing, then you had fair warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
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I Woke Up in a Bamboo Forest reviews
A reboot of my original story: Allen Walker one of the last Demons alive is sent careering back in time to fight a war, find a bondmate and hopefully survive. Allen/Kanda Tyki/Lavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,295 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Tyki Mikk
Flying Lessons reviews
After joining Hogwarts as the new transfiguration professor, Harry needs some help learning to control his new animagus form, the only man up to the job is none other than Severus Snape. Will they find peace or tear each other apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Just Like the Sea reviews
Allen and Kanda both work at the same school as teachers. But Allen has a secret that he's hiding and Kanda finds out that something fishy is going on. Kanda/Allen Tyki/Lavi.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
He Fooled Us All reviews
Dumbledore master puppeteer had managed to fool the whole wizarding population for a number of years. But when the Boy Who lived finds out about this trickery, the puppet-masters plans get their strings cut. SLASH TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wolfsbane and HoofPicks reviews
After the war Harry just wants to leave his old life behind. When he finds out that his animagus form is a centaur he's given a way out not expecting to find love along the way. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.