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Author has written 4 stories for Coraline, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Best Christmas Pageant Ever, and Fly Away Home.
All About MEEEE (But not TOO much)!!
-My nickname/fake real name/name I wish I had is Jac. or Max
-I'm really random.
-My motto is: "If there's a solution...find it" -Thomas Edison.
-My fav color is: Aqua.
-I like the: Percy Jackson, Maximum Ride, Suddenly Supernatural (Not on fanfiction), Junie B. Jones, The Ramona Series, Magic Treehouse, and Goosebumps books most.
-My fav food is: Wendys!
-I am a: Tomboy.
-I hate girly kinds of pink.
-I deffinetly recomend all my favorite fanfics.
-My fav Goddess from Greek Myths is: Artemis!
-My fav Hero from Greek Myths is: Atalanta, all though she had a weird ending in life.
-I hate: Justin Beiber
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If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz, blessedbyacurse,ginervaweasleyrocks, trachie17, Hollytallon, Max
If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you physically cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80 of the talking you do today will be to yourself. (I do it so that I can create new stories/ideas)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile. Now add your name: krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, Fizzy Starburst, singergal24, BiggestChipetteFan, trachie17, Hollytallon, Max
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile
If you wish Peter Pan would show up at your house and take you to Neverland, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Peter Pan, copy and paste this into your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
~If you're obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.~
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile
If you are more like a boy, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list (and PM me to be on ant of my lists.): Max, Hollytallon,
If you have ever ran into a door , copy and paste this to your profile.
If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate taking medicine, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome copy this to your profile
Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste
If you're sleepy as you're reading this copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. If you agree copy and past this onto your profile
Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate!
If you have read my profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have said, "cool" about something random and someone got mad at you, copy and paste this into yor profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile
███ 30% Shy
██████ 60% Music Lover
If you are too, copy and patse this onto your profile!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile
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This is Bunny.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity, Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr waht oerdr the ltteres of a wrod are in, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. (I wonder is a cat could beat up a monkey? I swear i just saw a robotic viking... OMFG Theres a dragon- Hmm? I'm sorry, did you say something?)
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (I didnt scream though! I just made this sort of "Uuunnnnghooooomfff" noise)
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (The scary thing is it has come-backs... O.o)
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile (Girls can multi-task)
If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile. (Its true. Is not!. Yeah it is. Your making yourself sound like a raving lunatic! Your point being? Shut up, ME. Make me. Listen, if I go down I'm taking you with me. Bring it! Hits self in head with frying pan)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!... So yeah, here I am. Laughing to myself in the dark at 11pm. Thats normal, right?)
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile
How to see if your more Boy, or Girl! (If It's underlined I do that or whatever):
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
Okay so, my total for boys is: 14
Girl Total: 4
So, appearently I'm more boy. Even though I'm supposedly Female...NEXT!
My friends that I can think of:
A link to my forums: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Maxtherandom/3225519/
Sock without comfort comes*
Sock Withought Comfort: I'm only gonna break break your, break break your heel! I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heel!
Sock with comfort comes and knocks Sock without comfort off stage*
Sock with comfort: That's why you should buy Softie's (random sock brand name) Socks!
Why don't French Restaurants have French Fries? That's just crazy!
Person: Let's have a wrapping contest!
Dumb Person: Okay! A rapping contest would be great! Let me just get my stuff!
Dumb Person leaves*
Dumb Person comes back with a hat and one of those long necklaces*
Dumb Person: -a bunch of words- Wikki Wikki Word!
Person: Umm...what was that about? [Holding up wrapping paper and boxes]
Dumb Person: For the rapping contest!
Person: Umm...I meant wrapping presents...
Dumb Person: Oh...
If you totally cracked up, copy and paste this onto your profile!
types in "Are you seriously serious? on ask.com*
Wow...alot of answers...
When in the Humpty Dumpty rhyme did it say that Humpty was an egg? Plus, why did they let the horses try to put him back together first? It says: All the king's horses, and all the king's men, tried to put Humpty together again.
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