Crow The Mad
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Joined 09-04-11, id: 3225747, Profile Updated: 07-28-15

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? -Resists urge to make a Dark Knight reference- Surgery.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? a couple posters, a mirror, a stuffed hog head, a clock and two swords.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Snore, but not as bad as my dad does.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Classic rock and metal

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Approximately 3:30 a.m.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? An Xbox one so I can get Fallout 4 when it comes out

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? my dead relatives :,(

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer, because without it I would've gone insane earlier on in life, as well as my hunting rifle that I used to bag my first hog. (Oh yeah, did I mention I love hunting?)

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? About five foot four inches.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not really, but I can't sleep without the tv on

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My ex after we broke up. (I wasn't bawling my eyes out mind you but I did weep many mournful manly tears.)

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? IDK any of the names but anything that smells good without being too much.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like girls with dark hair and green eyes. (Basically if you look like Alice from the American McGee games)

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I'm a guy so I'll probably be the one proposing and I'd do it wherever is most romantic for the girl. (i.e. the park, the beach, etc.)

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Y U NO LET ME HAVE TEA?

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? I have two, pepperoni and sausage.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? An extra cheese pizza with sausage

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My bike 'cause my parents bought it with money left to them in my grandma's will.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not really, besides I'm not really ready to pursue a relationship with anyone yet as my heart's been broken and mended too many times to recall.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? yep.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? As long as it's comfortable, casual and not ghetto looking I'm fine with wearing it.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? a cute but very hyper cat.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? no, long distance relationships usually end badly for me.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? give them romantic gifts from time to time and tell them how lucky you are to have them in your life.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 42

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom's work #

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? douchebags who think they're better than everyone, people who treat me like a retard and racists.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? yeah, I went to Canada once.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? CANDY!

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Yes, this kid who played on this old Disney show.

37. FIRST JOB? I work at the local Halloween event called Fright Nights

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? LOL yeah, I prank call my mom at work all the time.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Well, if you read the answer to the first question you'd know that already.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My creativity.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes, and they SUCKED.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A crossbow (I know, I'm a bit odd)

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Two, but I'm waiting until I'm married.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Sean Connery, the original James Bond.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Anything really, but I prefer Aussie.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, it's kind of hard to read.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? roast beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails from time to time and I have a tendency to curse like a sailor

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None I can name off the top of my head

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Would it be narcissistic if I said yes?

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Inner beauty is all that matters, good looks are just a bonus.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Listen to Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? This website.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Whatever I got in a McDonald's Happy meal.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? no idea

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No, which makes no sense because I was OBSESSED with dinosaurs as a kid.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Gee, what do you think?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac n' cheese.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? She has to be smart, funny, kind, considerate and open minded, a twisted sense of humor is also a plus

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Most I'd rather not mention, but I mainly go by Crow

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Evanescence, mostly because of Amy Lee.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Invader Zim, Faceoff , Ghost adventures

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Butter pecan.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? ages ago

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? No, huh I guess I'm not really observant.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? When I was coming back from my fourth of July trip a couple years ago my dad decided it'd be "fun" to go 96.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't care either way.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Fall out boy's cover of "What's this?" from "The nightmare before Christmas"

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? their smile.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Civil War, by Guns N' Roses. What IS so civil about war?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? oh boy, here we go. Don't say I didn't warn Ya! "The Jersey shore", the "Twilight" series, etc.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? It's a three way tie between October, November, and December.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Sagittarius.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Light brown.

86. EYE COLOR? Dark brown.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Wendy's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I go to the local sushi place any chance I get

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Faceoff

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Another three way tie between Halloween, November 23rd (my B-day), and Christmas.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? no.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I'm a registered Democrat

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Kisses.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? a bottle of cologne

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A van which I still can't drive

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Alice in Wonderland

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: nonexistent, a cruel joke, need I go on?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits- O Fortuna (Carl Orff)This is gonna be EPIC

Waking Up- Imaginary (Evanescence) Yeah, let me stay in bed where it's nice and warm and safe.

First day of school- Innocent (Voltaire)Sadly enough that fits perfectly...

Falling in love- Warmness on the soul (Avenged Sevenfold)I give my heart to you

Fight song- Indestructible (Disturbed) You're in for the fight of your life

Breaking up- She's Gone (Black Sabbath) "My summer love has turned to rain, oh the pain..."

Prom- Lacrymosa (Evanescence) Oh, dandy...

Life is just... okay- Life is beautiful (Sixx AM) Apparently life is better than ok

Mental breakdown- Welcome home (Sanitarium) (Metallica) LEAVE ME BE!

Driving- Highway to Hell (AC/DC) Three words, EPIC. ROAD. TRIP!

Flashback- Simple man (Lynard Skynard) perfect fit.

Getting back together- Broken (Seether feat. Amy Lee) Might work better as a break up song, who knows?

Birth of child- Sweet child O' mine (Guns n' roses) Perfect, fits nicely.

Wedding- Livin' on a prayer (Bon Jovi) sweet

Final battle- Danger Line (Avenged Sevenfold) So I was K.I.A.? At least I died honorably

Death scene- I Love You All (Ozzy Osbourne) Must be my last words to my loved ones

Funeral song- Victim (a7x) And some say this can't be real and I've lost my power to feel tonight...

End Credits- Time of your life (Green day) Hope y'all enjoyed the show

I, Crow The Mad, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 350 hits, visitors from 30 countries and only 3 reviews...

Nice guys STILL finish last

To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"...
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her...
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down...
To every guy who has given her flowers just because that's how he rolls...
To every guy that said he would die for her...
To every guy that really would...
To every guy that did what she wanted to die for...
To every guy that cried in front of her...
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad...
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all...
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her...
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe...
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes...
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle...
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what...
To every guy who told his secrets to her...
To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath...
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one...
To every guy that believed in her dreams...
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them...
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams...
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door...
To every guy that gave his heart...
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if he's not with her...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there. I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image.

- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";

- If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".

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Don't Leave Me by AndyH reviews
Gaz is a solo-gamer who needs a team partner to compete in a national video game competition, but doesn't think much of the humans around her. Neither does Zim, a solo-invader. And how will they manage all that happens after? An eventual ZAGR piece, but it won't happen the way you think it will. It wouldn't be IZ unless something went haywire. Will build up slowly. A 1st Fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,877 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Zim, Gaz] [Dib, Tak]
Not What You Expected by Freeze Dried Strawberries reviews
Every passing day (and chapter) brings new embarrassments for Garfield Logan as he tries desperately to win the heart of Rachel Roth. With hilarious antics from the whole team and unexpected surprises around each corner, getting the girl is going to be a big challenge for our favorite green shape-shifter. BB/Rae, rated T for a few swears (not many at all). ATTENTION: CH. 10 IS UP!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,143 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Raven, Beast Boy]
Warmth by Benjyboy reviews
Now a series of various, cute BBRae snippets and one shots, will do song fics, just review in with the lyrics and I will do my best.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
Heartbeats by Pegelia Von Borrador reviews
This is the story of what happens after Raven and Beast Boy spend one night together. As Raven finds herself pregnant, terrified, and determined to hide her secret, the Titans must deal together with resurrected villains and the pressures of growing up in a world moving far too fast. Raven/BB, Robin/Star
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,927 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Aperture Testing by Star1412 reviews
GIR somehow ends up in Aperture Labortories and insanity insues. ONESHOT!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Gir, GLaDOS - Complete
Sally's plan by BraeBrae Baby reviews
What has Sally got planned for the Midnight-full moon ball? Why have Shock and herself disappeared? LockxShock, JackxSally. Dedicated to Spini's Sally - Karina
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sally, Jack S. - Complete