Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.
"Lets face it - this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing"
Yos! Tj Rythum is the name. One half of it is my real name, the other pure fiction. Up to you which is which.
List Of Skills: I have the incredible skill to trip over flat surfaces and an evil plot bunny who thinks making me write in the middle of the night is hilarious (I don't agree) I also may randomly burst into song or start arguing with people who only exist in my mind..._
I've been writing FanFiction for a few years now and I have to say I have seen an improvement in my skills. Still can't spell to save my life and lets not get started on the grammar but all in all it has gotten better.
I have written a few storys as you can see and I am proud of most of them, specially Triangles, By Any Means and Oak Tree. My main focus is Yaoi, if you don't like/know what that is kindly turn your cute little hinnie around por-favor
My Solemn Swear:I promise, that no matter what I write, it will have humor and always, always have a happy ending. There's enough crap in this world, when I write and when I read I want something that will make me feel better, not bring up things I'm trying to ignore. I'm sure I'm not the only person who feel this way. Which is why, if your looking for a break, you can find it here.
"The Voices in My Head don't Like you."
"My Ninja Failed, your living proof."
"I DID NOT ESCAPE, THEY GAVE ME A DAY PASS!!!"
It Takes SKILL to trip over flat surfaces
SMILE!! (it confuses people)
"What Is It?" "I donno...Poke It."
"I love deadlines. I like that whooshing sound they make as they go by."
I'm only doing it your way so I can blame you later.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
"I didn't trip, I was testing gravity. It still works"
"We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public"
"I never said I was normal - You just presumed I was"
"Someday we'll look back on all of this and plow into a parked car"
"If you don't care where you are, your not lost"
Even if your on the right track, you'l still get run over if you just sit there.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.
You have conversations with yourself as if you were a character from your story.
thankyouthankyouthankyou to the wonderful The-Lady-Smeall for this!
and to GravityChild (Lilypad47) for this one!!
I've been convincing myself that I'm worthwhile
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