Author has written 21 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, Rise of the Guardians, Big Hero 6, Harry Potter, Web Shows, Zootopia, and Avengers.
Hello, all! I’m sending out this note on all of my fanfictions, but big news: I am publishing my very first book! If you love romance (as I obviously do), then this is the book for you! It’s available on Createspace, and it’s called “Stories Inside of Stories” by E C Ransom.
Also, any and all stories that contradict with my personal Christian beliefs have been taken down. This includes:
An Interesting New Year
Some Mechs Never Change
If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile
"The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace. The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe. Nor do they want to."
RULES FOR DATING: By Crystal Prime
1) Never date someone who reminds you of a bad family member.
2) Always be the driver on the first date(and any date after that)
3) Never choose where you go, only where you don’t go
4) Never date someone who your parents(or someone equivalent of) don’t approve of
5) Don’t date anyone who reminds you of an ex, if it didn’t work once it won’t work again
6) Always carry the pepper spray
7) Never get caught in a room alone with your date
8) Alcohol is a no-no on all occasions, but an even bigger no-no on dates
9) Don’t have your date get your drink, get it yourself
10) Act like yourself, if they can’t respect who you are, they don’t love you
11) Never dress your best for a first date
12) Never dress your worse for any date
13) It’s ok to dress up after six months or for certain special occasions
14) Do the ol’ Gibbs-head-slap if your date says or does something wrong
15) Smirk at their expression afterwards
16) If they still like you after the above two rules, then there is no rule sixteen
17) We believe in equality, don’t let your date do all the work and don’t let yourself do all the work either
18) Have them take the blonde test, just to see if they’re as gullible as you are
19) Laugh when they do everything you say
20) If they still want to date you after rule 14, 15, 18 and 19, they might have a chance
21) Always have an overly-protective friend ‘interview’ your boyfriends/girlfriends
22) If they don’t run away crying, they may have a shot at being with you without getting shot
23) Have an overly-protective friend or family member sit in the room cleaning a gun when your date shows up and have them tell them they better not hurt you, every time you meet at your place before going out
24) Always meet at your place on the first date
25) Meet at your place at least every other date
26) Never date someone with evil intentions
27) On a sit-in movie date night, always have a friend from both parties
28) Never date someone without a sense of humor
29) Never date someone with a dirty sense of humor
30) When asked questions about personal views, always have them answer it first
31) Never date someone who doesn’t believe in God and Jesus.
My favorite Transformers Quotes:
Optimus: Time to find out. (that was just amazing! *hears angel choir singing*)
Sideswipe-"I don't break rules, I just bend them - a lot." (hahahahahaha lol)
Jazz-"Do it with style or don't bother doing it."(Amen)
Sideswipe: Whoah! Little Mexican stand-off, we got here! (I burst out laughing...right after I melted at how deep his voice is...)
Ratchet: Wow! That was tingly! (he was twitching so much that I nearly fell out of my seat)
Ironhide: No, we've seen that, and this is much worse. Prime! Make something of yourself! (he is the only bot that will ever be able to get away with banging a servo on Optimus's cab)
Dino/Mirage: He's in a bad mood. (gotta love that Italian accent)
Sunstreaker(G1): Hey! Watch the paintjob! I just go it waxed! Sideswipe: Don't worry, bro! No one will notice! Just take left turns! (oh,man...you just gotta love the twins)
Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation; shall I terminate? (no! we love CHIHUAHUAS!!!!)
Optimus: Oops ("did he just say...oops?"- me when I heard him say that)
Optimus: Point the light! Point the light! (Sam- turn off the light! shut it off!)
Optimus: Hush, Sideswipe! (Cyber missions...I burst into a fit of giggles at how cute it was)
Sam: Can you fly this thing?...What is that? So, so? Oh that's good; so you can so-so fly it. (talking to 'Bee about flying the giant aircraft)
Epps: Bring the rain! (Yes, because the dry deserts need it!)
Epps: Shoot the glass! Shoot it! (it's funny, because the entire time that they were sliding down the building, I was thinking "Shoot the glass! Shoot it!"...you should've seen the smirk on my face when he said that.)
Sam: No, I'm just the messenger. (beastly. just, beastly.)
Sideswipe: Dino! I got 'em! (oh, that deep voice...)
Swideswipe: ...and we'll let you escape with your dignity. (such a "Sideswipe-thing" to say...)
Ironhide: Decepticon Punk! (oh yes! Bring the pain!)
Ironhide: I just wanted to show him my cannons...(Lol, oh my gosh...)
Ratchet: His pheromoene levels suggest that he wishes to mate with the female. (burst out laughing moment?...oh yes.)
Sideswipe: D, I'm good. (yes, yes you are...but when did you turn into Sunny?)
Bumblebee: I'm just tryin' ta help out. (after he gives Sam and Carly rings...)
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Amateurs built the Titanic. Professionals built the Ark...cuz which one sunk?
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group. (There's a fourth group too...those who don't even know something happened.)
When you say 'I always lie'...are you lying or telling the truth? Cause if you really always lie, then you're lying now...which means you always tells the truth, but that means... confusing, huh?
There is ALWAYS an exception to the rule. Except sometimes
In theory, everything works.
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing else annoys them so much
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.
The road to success is always under construction.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problems.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity.
Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
You were born an original... don't die a copy.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.
Primus, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromanic in a petrified forest
Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t, or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional
Don't judge a book by its movie
Sometimes you put walls up, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
Quotes From My Favorite Fanfictions:
"You already needed therapy before that, you blue fool." Shadow snapped. "Remember our sophomore year when we had that jonin' rap battle in homeroom?"
"Aw yeah." Sonic replied, sweat dropping.
Flashback: Two Years Ago
"Battle! Battle! Battle!" the sophomore students in homeroom cried.
Sonic and Shadow stood up on two desks, and Sonic started things off.
"Shadow over here acts all emo. All he listens to is rock and screamo. Shadow gets the ladies, yeah that's true. But all their thoughts of him are Mary Sues. He not the fastest runner in this school. He's just cheating with his lame air shoes. He and I are just like the Yu-Gi-Oh saga. I'm the original and he's the spinoff, holla!"
"Ohhhhhhhh!" everyone in the class shouted.
Sonic bowed and waited for Shadow, a smirk on his face.
Shadow just chuckled, sneering at the blue hedgehog. He began his comeback.
"Sonic over here is afraid of water. He smells so bad cuz he doesn't take a shower. Chilidogs are his overgrown obsession. If he doesn't quit it, it'll be his profession. At least I don't wear my air shoes all the time so true. But Sonic has had his one on since 2002. And the fact that he's with Tails every day. Gives him the appearance that he is gay. At least I can get myself a lady. All he can get is a sixth grade baby."
"Shadow! Shadow! Shadow!" the class chanted.
Sonic sat back down with his tail tucked in between his legs while Shadow smirked in victory.
End of Flashback
"Good times." Shadow snickered.
"Shut up!" Sonic snapped.
The two ended up at Shadow's house again, the race ending in a tie as usual.
"Understandable, luckily I was prepared for such an event," the Datsun turned toward the Prime, who was now standing next to Ironhide looking quite miserable, "I am going to propose to Prime-"
"Usually it's the other way around."
By the way, if you didn't get it, Prowl and Wheeljack (along with a few others) got turned into femmes. It's hilarious!
"Jazz, if that arm wraps around my waist one more time, so help me Primus, I will rip it off."
"Aw, c'mon, Moon. I'm jus' tryin' ta keep ya warm."
"Remove your arm from my person, or I will remove it from yours."
"Bu' Moon, I – ow! Wha' was tha' fo'?"
"Whispering in my audio receptor, you slaggin' creeper."
"Aw, Moon, don' fight ya feelin's fo' meh!"
"Jazz, all I feel right now is revulsion."
"Moon, swee'spark, tha' hurt mah spark!"
"Primus slaggit, Jazz! Get your servos off my audio receptors, you slaggin pervert!"
"Would you two quit it and shut up! Soundwave may not have to sleep, but I do."
"He started it!"
"And I'm finishing it! Mute it, or so help me Primus, I will disconnect both of your vocal processors! Primus, it's like dealing with sparklings, only the sparklings would be better behaved!"
"'Ey! I resent tha'!"
"You represent that."
"Oh, you're one ta talk, Moon. Yo'r the one tha' tossed the blame mah way!"
"That's cause it is your fault!"
"What? You listen to him, but you won't listen to me?"
"Sorry, Chem. Soundwave's scarier."
"What? I can be very scary!"
"Chem, you hum while you work. What kind of scary mech hums while he works?"
"Order for silence: still standing. Soundwave's audio receptors: sensitive."
"Oh, sorry, Soundwave."
"Moonstrike's apology: accepted."
"Primus, 'ow d'ya manage ta ge' ev'n the creepers like 'Wavey ta like ya like this?"
"Blackmail on Autobot Jazz: available. Consequence of irritating Soundwave: secrets of Autobot Jazz shared."
"… I hate you."
"So… Recharge would be nice."
"Tension getting' too thick fo' ya, Moon?"
"For the love of primus, Jazz, stop murmuring in my audio receptor! It's weird!"
"I can't 'elp it! It's like they were made to make sharin' secrets mo'e fun and easy!"
"What is your malfunction!"
"Yo'r beauty. You've twisted mah processor ta where I can't think straigh'!"
"Soundwave's assistance: available. Working on processors: Soundwave's forte."
"Slag tha'! You ain' getting' nowhere near mah processor!"
"Double negative: grammatically incorrect."
"Would you stop correctin' mah grammuh! It ain' like I need it!"
"Proper speaking skills: signs of intelligence. Autobot Jazz's lack of proper grammar: proof of lack of intelligence."
"You fraggin' li'l –"
"You know, Jazz, if you shut your systems down, you wouldn't have to listen to Soundwave win your battle of wits and insults."
"Yo're right, Moon. Le's jus' shu' down."
"Slaggit, Jazz, stop hugging – No cuddling! I am not a recharge comfort doll!"
"Swee'spark, I jus' can't 'elp it. Ow! Wait, Moon, where you goin'?"
"To sleep by Soundwave! At least I know he won't fondle me in my sleep!"
"I would nevuh do tha' wi'out yo'r permission, Moonstrike. There's a fine line b'tween cuddlin' an' fondlin'."
"I really don't care, Jazz. You're making my lunar cycle awkward."
"Moonstrike: welcome to recharge while Soundwave keeps watch."
"Thanks: not required. Soundwave: more than willing to help."
"See, Moon! 'E's pro'ly gonna be worse than me!"
"Autobot Jazz's claims: unlikely. Soundwave's motives: honorable."
"Shut up and shut down!"
"Thank you, Moonstrike. That order applies to you, too, Lieutenant Jazz, or I will send Prime this recording."
"Wai'! Wha' recording?"
"The one I'm just about to turn off, save, and triple code."
File saved: Jazz Blackmail. Code? Yes No
Yes. File coded. Encrypt with password? Yes No
Yes. File encrypted. Install protective firewall? Yes No
Yes. Firewall installed. File stored in hard drive.
I giggled as I heard Jazz's angry and defeated huff of air. It had been decided that I would bunk with Jazz because we were both a lot smaller than Chem, who had almost twice my mass due to his hover technology. Soundwave had stated that he didn't need the recharge, so he seated himself on the floor against the wall facing the door. Jazz and I had moved onto the berth together, but Jazz, being the mech he was, had immediately wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me back against his chassis, so that we were spooning. I promptly elbowed him in the stomach and scooted away from him, only to have him pull me close again. And then I started verbally protesting. I wasn't sure how long we had actually been fighting (well, I was fighting. Jazz was too busy trying to cuddle me close) before Chem had spoken up.
It had taken a few short arguments before I had finally decided that I wasn't going to recharge beside Jazz. So I elbowed him again and fled the berth while he was clutching his stomach. I moved easily to Soundwave's side and plopped down beside him. He had promptly lifted me up and set me in his lap. I snuggled into his wide chest, listening to his strong spark as the other three occupants finished their argument.
From the Cybercat fanfiction. A great read!
(Also from Through a Cybercat's Optics)
"'Ey, we ain' dead, and we ain' a'mos' dead. Ta meh, tha's a vict'ry," Jazz claimed.
"Current definition of success: reason why Autobot Jazz does not advance in life."
"Hey! Don' you star' with meh!"
"Conversation: started by Autobot Jazz. Soundwave's goal: have last word. Goal: easily achievable."
"I'll have you know tha' I am very advanced in mah life! I'm a sec'nd lieutenant!"
"Soundwave: Ex-Third in Command of Decepticon army."
"Yeah, well, I was the T-I-C of the Autobot army," Jazz shot back.
"Tha's righ'! You ain't got nothin' on meh!" Jazz crowed, happy that he finally had the last word.
"Use of double negatives: grammatically incorrect. Autobot Jazz's proof of lack of intelligence: obvious again."
"Throwing curse words: sign of lack of immaturity. Soundwave: will not lower himself to Autobot Jazz's level of intelligence."
"Then tha' means Imma get the last word, so slag you," Jazz said childishly, turning back to Prime, who was watching the exchange with a combination of amusement and confusion.
I swear, Soundwave a Jazz have the best arguments ever!
"Future: bright. Advice: do not worry about Prime. Optimus Prime: noble. Soundwave's assumption: Prime will apologize when he realizes what he did. Soundwave's suggestion: ignore Prime until he comes to apologize in person."
I giggled. I couldn't help it. Soundwave giving relationship advice. Then again, his logic seemed sound. Prime would feel bad, then he'd try to contact me.
"We'll see how that works," I answered. Soundwave nodded, then I got to see the most amazing thing ever. Soundwave transformed. My optics widened as they watched subspace technology at its finest. Soundwave's transformation ended when he was no more than four feet tall, ten feet wide, and in the form of a Cybertronian music player.
"See you three when we get there," Ironhide told us. He didn't wait for a reply as he shut the doors. I sighed as I allowed my battered body to relax. I couldn't shake the feeling that this was only the beginning, that everything was about to get worse. And what scared me more was the fact that Optimus wasn't at my side.
"Moonstrike: recharge. Worry: not helping situation," Soundwave's monotonous voice stated.
"I know," I replied. I looked down at the mechlet on my chassis, watching him as he recharged.
"Little sparkling, filled with light,
Come and play with me tonight.
We'll run and play and dance and sing.
We'll learn fly and eat lovely things.
Little sparkling, filled with love,
I will watch you from above.
And as you fall asleep with me,
I'll protect you from everything."
My optics dimmed as my processor worked through my fears and worries, categorizing them and filing them separately. What was I going to do? With that last thought floating through my mind, I let my optics go dark, and my systems slowed as I fell into a restless recharge.
Once again, Cybercat fanfiction! I love this story so much!