Author has written 12 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Rise of the Guardians.
Hey Guys!! A lot of you know me as Awesomeness, an anonymous reviewer. But at the request of Darksoulz, I finally have come out of the darkness that is known as being 'Anonymous'.
Okay, enough of the formal stuff... YYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
I'm just soooo excited! I have been a reader for such a long time, and now I finally get to join all of my favorite writers! :D
I am a total tranfan.I love it, love it, LOVE IIITTTT!!!! If I ever meet you, the first thing that I say will be:
Yes, my voice box goes into overdrive when I talk about him. And yes, I also refer to everything in life as a Transformer-thing. Most of my friends say that I'm totally obsessed... Well, when did they finally figure out that one? *rolls eyes sarcastically*
Pick 10 characters from Transformers and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!
3.Luna Prime (My O.C.)
3.Ironhide (You can't have just one three)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me:BEE!! Wait...what are you doing here? o.O
Bee: I came to say hi!
Me: *melts at how cute he is*
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Me:Uh...Prowler? Are you...okay? Cuz I thought that you and Jazz had somethin' goin' on...
Prowl: Yeah, I just- *hic* wanted to uh...aslkdnfoijmk know if you wanted to uhmhmhmhs- *hic*
Me: SIDESWIPE!!! SUNSTREAKER!!!
Twins: It wasn't us! *run away from my wrenches of FURY*
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me:Yo, Luna! How ya doin' girl?
Luna: Doin' pretty good, but hey, can you hurry up in the shower? Sunny is taking too long in ours back at the base.
Me: Sure, girl! Jus' give me a few more minutes. And I thought that Lennox said that sunny couldn't take any more long showers?
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me:Hahahahaha! Jazz! You are too FUNNY!!!! *cracks up laughing while rolling on the floor*
Jazz: It's not a joke.
Me: Ahaha, ahahahaha...wait, what?!
5 cooked you dinner?
Me:Sideswipe, I'm not following you into that room where my dinner "supposedly" is.
Sideswipe: Common, LPA, just this once? Pweeaaaaassseee? *puppy dog eyes*
Me: Okay, fine. Just for you. *walks in and sneakily avoids prank and lets it fall on him* Suckerrrrr...
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me:Suuuunnnyyyy... *pokes him* Oh Suuuuunnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy... *snickers before pulling whipped cream out of a convenient bag that I have*
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me:Dude, this is totally cool! :D Transform and roll out!
TFPrime Arcee: But, I have to go on a scouting mission with Optimus-
Me: Honey, if that bot loves you enough, then he will wait.
TFPrime Arcee: Yeah, I guess that you're right...wait, huh?!
Me: *snickers* And let the love hectagon begin (by the way, if you don't get it, it's a love hectagon instead of a triangle because there are five bots/pairings involved in it for TFPrime; ArceexOptimus, ArceexBumblebee, ArceexCliffjumper, ArceexTailgate, and OptimusxElita-One)
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me:Dino...*sighs* How again did you get in here?
Him: I was a' talking to Ironhide, and den a BOOM! He gets all a' mad'a.
Me: mhm. Did you insult his paint job again?
Him: Wha-, me? You are a' misaunderstanding...
9 made fun of your friends?
Me:How do we even know if he did? After all, he does talk pretty fast-
Me:Dude, chill. Here, let me help. *shows long, big, pointy needle* PREPARE TO SLEEP, BLURRY-BOY!
Ratchet: LPA!!!! WHERE IS MY I.V. WITH THE SLEEPING MEDICATION!!!!
Me: hehe...o.O'.*looks at a now offline Blurr* I better run...
10 ignored you all the time?
Me:Ratcheeeeeeeeeeeeeett! Why are you ignoring me!
Ratchet: hmph. You took my needle and my wrenches.
Me: But I used them against the Twins and Blurr! It was YOU who said that Blurr's voice annoyed you in the first place!
Ratchet: *fumes* Get. Out. Of. My. Medbay...NOW.
Blurr and Me: RUN!!!!!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: He will come to my house, pick me up, and let me stay with him at the base until the serial killers are dead or in prison.
Bee: Preferably, dead.
Me: Thanks, Bee!
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: He glitched out when he heard the crack of the bone.
Prowl: I did not! I was just...yeah...
Me: *side glances at him from hospital bed* You were just 'yeah'?
Jazz: In accordance to the prophesy, this was supposed to occur just a day before the world was to end. *winks at me*
Me: *really fake, bad acting voice* Oh, no! What ever shall we do! It seems that I was asleep for, how long?
Jazz: A day...
Me: *whispers* Three, two, one.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Me:A gun. A really cool gun. Or maybe a plasma cannon. And hopefully, some lessons.
Ratchet: You're not touching that!
Me: Awww, Ratch, why not? *pouts*
Ratchet: Because the last time that you were entrusted with a weapon, you set my Medbay on fire!
Me: But that was a laser! Not a plasma cannon! And who entrusted it to me anyways? *smirks at Ratchet*
Ironhide: Ya know, she's gotta point there, ole Hatchet.
Me: Daww, thank you Grandpa Hide!
Ratchet: Primus, she's going to be the end of me.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me:He jumps in with a really cool stylish move, and- OH MY GOSH IS THAT FIRE!
Jazz: *jumps in with a really cool stylish move* I gotcha, LPA!
Me: *smirks as I hop into his car mode* I foretold the FUTURE!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: He would make sure that it happens. We are having a prank war, after all.
Sideswipe: And she will enter the room...NOW!
Me: What the-? *looks up* AHH! *gunk spills down on me* Gee, thanks Sides.
Sideswipe: No problemo, my dear compadre!
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Sunstreaker: Uh...someone get Prowl, cuz he's about to glitch. And so am I...*glitches*
Me: *highfives Ratchet* GOTCHA SUCKERS!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Arcee: Hey, it's better then them dying.
Me: Yeah, but- *sniffle*- I have to see them everyday at school! It would be better if they were dead! I mean- ohhhhh...-evil ideas-...*grins evilly*
Arcee: Oh no, what have I done?
Me: *creepy voice* Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Ratchet? I think that one of my little friends is in need of some surgery...
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
He doesn't calm me down, but he does help me get up my adrenaline.
Me: WOOOOHHOOOOOO!!!!!!! FASTERFASTERFASTER!
Dino: *sighs* Why again did I 'a say that you coulda' ride with me on de'a Autobahn?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
He comes to cheer me on.
Me: *panting* THAT'S YOUR JOB!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
He's laughing with me! We are the bestest of buds, ya know.
...aaaand, we just successfully pulled a prank on the Twins and got it on video tape. :)
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me:Because he's amazing, kind, sweet, handsome, dreamy, and-
Bee: *pops out of no where* Who ya talkin' about?
Me: Hehe, hehe...*laughs nervously* nooooothiiiiiinnnnnnn'...
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Me: Okay, now I'm gonna glitch. *sighs* Prowler, are you drunk again?
Prowl: What? *hic* Meeeeeee? Why aren't you wearin' snumfflyij jour panda hat?
Me: Twins! I know you're there!
The Twins: It was an accident!
Me: Sure. Sure it was. Now run before I sic myself on you.
Sideswipe: But how can you, OH MY PRIMUS, DUDE, RUN!
Me: *chases after them* YOU MESS WITH THE PROWLER, THEN YOU MESS WITH ME!
Jazz: Can I join? I need some target practice.
Me:At your leisure, buddy!
Sunstreaker: MY PAINT JOB!
Sideswipe: Don't worry, bro! Just take left turns!
Me and Jazz: You're next, Sides!
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Me: This. Is. A. Joke. Right? I'm not gay! And besides, Luna was based off of me!
Luna: :/ Gee, thanks, buddy. Love you too.
My parents: She IS gay!
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Me :Okay! I feel like I need to do some meddlin' here! It's supposed to be ProwlxJazz, not ProwlxBlurr or JazzxBlurr. Do I make myself clear?
Blurr, Prowl, and Jazz: Ma'am, yes, Ma'am!
Me *walks away* Whew! *wipes forehead* Glad that's over with!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: *snickers* You're kidding, right? That would be tooooooo funny!
Ironhide: They were both drugged. Need I say more?
Me: No not really, but since when did you get here?
Ironhide: Who do you think that it was that drugged them?
Me: *gasps* You drugged my Sunny and my Sides? You'll PAY! *pulls out the plasma cannon that he gave me and quirks an eyebrow* Bet you regret givin' me all of those lessons now, huh?
Ironhide: *sweatdrops* Yeah...*runs away*
Me: *chases after him* YOU FEELIN' LUCKY, PUNK?! HUH! *shoots a few shots and misses by inches*
Ironhide: But I thought that you hated the Twins!
Me: Frag, no! I just like having a Prank war with them and Ratchet!
Ironhide: Slag, I'm toast.
Me: Actually, you'll be a toastER.
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Dude, he already is, kind of. But don't worry, Luna changed him.
Luna: Slag yeah I did! Wait-what?! He was a player! *turns to a sheepish Sunny* YOU WERE A PLAYER?!
Sunstreaker: Hehe, yeah...good times, good times...
Luna: *pulls out gun* Run now, or die.
Me: *peeks out from under desk* You do realize that if you kill him, you would kill yourself too, right? When a sparkmate is killed, the other one dies too. Oh, slag...*sees tons of fans squeal in excitement* There goes the big secret. RUN!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: What? I got my haircut. You like?
TFPrime Arcee: Um...sorta.
Me: What? What do you mean 'sorta'?
TFPrime Arcee: Well, it's just...um...yeah...
Me: I'm gonna kill you, slagger.
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Dino: *sniffles* But, I don't want another girl! I want you!
Me: o.O Uhm...okay, I think that I'm just gonna back away slowly, and, RUN!
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Me: Yes! It's a bagel from Blurr!
Blurr: Andit'sfromPanera,whichisyourfavorite. *smirks triumphantly at the Twins, who are sulking off to the side*
Me: *takes a bite of the bagel* Hm...why do I have the feeling that I'm trying to be won over...hey, wait a minute! This doesn't have any butter on it! And it's not toasted!
Blurr: *sweatdrops* Oh,great...*mumbles under his breath*
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?
Ratchet: *runs out screaming* OH THE HORRORS OF ORGANIC CHILDREN!
Me: *throws a wrench at his helm* Hey! I was once one of those organic children!
Ratchet: *rubs helm and bends over to pick up the wrench* Is this...my wrench?
Me: hehe...' Maaaaaayyybbbeeeee...
Ratchet: I'll give you three seconds to run for your life. Three, two,- *falls over by the wind that my mad dash away caused*
Me: *looks out the back window of Bumblebee's car mode* SUCKER!
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Me: Absolutely! It might be a love song for me!
Bee: No, actually, it's the remix of your favorite songs from 2011. Happy New Year's Eve, LPA!
Me: *hugs him* Awww, thank you, Bee! That's so sweet of you!
Bee: *shrugs with a happy smile* Yeah, I know. Oh, and by the way, 'The Trouble With Girls' is on there, too.
Me: *squeals* See! It is a love song for me! :D
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Me: *pats Prowl on the back and sighs* Prowl, how come all of the weird questions always revolve around you?
Prowl: *sobs in his emo mode* I don't KNOW, okay!
Me: And the terrible thing is, it's supposed to be Dino who comforts you.
Prowl: Why, Primus, why me?
Me: *smiles* But hey, that's what I'm here for.
Prowl: Yeah, instead of that self-absorbed, only-looking-out-for-himself, greedy, selfish-
Dino: *walks in* Hey, a' Prowl. I a' hearda' that you were'a depressed, so I 'a got you'a some chocolate.
Prowl: *wails* NO! THEY WILL ONLY MAKE ME MORE FAT THAN I ALREADY AM!
Me: *facepalm* Way to go, you stupid Ferrari.
3 told 6 she started her period.
Me: Well, of course. They are sparkmates, after all. They should know this just in case- CRASH!- *winces* something like that was to happen.
Sunstreaker: *runs out of their room* I'm sorry, Luna! I didn't mean to break it!
Luna: I'm gonna kill you, Sunstreaker! *chases after him*
Me: *calls out to her* Again with the suicide! What did he break anyways?
Luna: *stops to tell me* He broke the glass vase that was a wedding gift.
Me: WHAT?! THE VASE! THAT WAS THE WEDDING GIFT THAT I GAVE TO YOU! SUUUUNNNYYYYYY!
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Me: Jazz! Why would you do that! We specifically said that it was JazzxProwl, not JazzxBlurr! What is wrong with you!
Jazz: But he's going out with Arcee of all people! ARCEE! Why her?
Me: *sighs* Love does crazy things to ya, bud.
Jazz: Oh, I know.
Me: O.o...okaaaaay...what kind of fish was that anyways?
Jazz: It was a shark.
Me: Dude! Nice! *puts hand up for a high five* Give it here!
Jazz: *gives me a bored side glance*
Me: Well then, Mister. I guess that you just don't want to high five me, hm?
Me: Well, this is awkward.
6 got high.
Me: He's running after me yelling insane things! D:
Luna: Me too! He said that he hated me and that he loved some other chick!
Me: Exactly! That's insanity! He asked me about a panda hat!
Luna: Oh my Primus, really? I love that video! It's so funny!
Me: I know, right! Here's the link!Check it out! :D
Luna: Primus, I should have never shown that video to him...
7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Me: *snickers* Well, getting in touch with your girly side, hm, Arcee?
TFPrime Arcee: *growls* Ugh, shut up. I lost a bet.
Me: Oh? To whom, may I ask?
TFPrime Arcee: Rrrrrggg...to Knockout.
Me: Oh. *awkward* I see...
TFPrime Arcee: Yeah.
Me: So, um...how do you socialize with him, exactly?
TFPrime Arcee: Weeeeelllllllll, I'd rather not go into the specifics...
Me: ...awkward. o.O
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
Dino: Why a not'a, Miss LPA?
Me: Because...I...I'm not really sure. ?:(
Bee: *snickers* It's because she doesn't like you as much as the rest of us, dude.
Luna: But hey, I don't see any fanfiction for you, either. *smirks triumphantly*
Jazz: *gasps* There's none for me, either!
Prowl, Ironhide, TFPrime Arcee, Blurr, and Ratchet: SAME HERE!
Me: *puts hands up in surrender* L-Look guys, I-I've been busy...*backs up as all of the un-fanfictioned bots advance on me*
Ratchet: *snorts* Oh yeah? Busy with what?
Me: Reading...about you guys! *smiles* You see, while reading, I do research on your personalities so that when I do write fanfictions about you, then you won't seem all OC-ish. I do this with you individually in mind, okay.
Everyone: *shrugs* Okay.
Me: Good, now I need to talk to Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Luna. They are the stars of my current story.
Everyone that's left out: *growls*
Me: Oh come on! Most of you guys are already in there, or will be! I just have to make Prowl crash land with Dino and Blurr! And Arcee... you're in a different dimension.
TFPrime Arcee: *grumbles* Still...
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when 1 spills Soda all over him?
Me:All that Blurr has to do is run circles around Bee.
Bee: I'm getting dizzy!
Me: *grabs a soda hose and sprays it at Blurr*
Me:You messed with Bee!
Me: Never said that I wouldn't interfere.
10 starts working at a bar.
Me: Ratchet, I'm not sure why you even took the job at Chuck E' Cheese's...and now a bar? What are you going to be doing, exactly?
Ratchet: I'm a bouncer. >:)
Me: Cool! Can I come on bring-your-daughter-to-work-day?
Ratchet: You're not my daughter!
Me:...I could pass for it.
Ratchet: We're not the same species, LPA! You're human and I'm Autobot! What would people think?
Me: That I am some kind of cool techno-organic just like Sari from TF Animated!
Ratchet: *groans* Fine, but you owe me.
Me: *air punch* Yes!
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Prowl: He's lying. The Lambo Twins got him drunk, again.
Me: Whew! *wipes forehead* Thank goodness! And once again, you are involved in the weird question!
Prowl: Says the one who paired me up with Jazz.
Me:...I have nothing to say.
Prowl: *confused* But didn't you just say something?
Me: Did I? *mischevious grin and walks away*
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Me: Yes, of course! Why wouldn't I!
Ironhide: Come on, LPA! Let's goooo!
Me: Although I do think that someone must have spiked his energon...eh, I'll deal with the Twins later. Right now, I want to enjoy swimming with a hyper Ironhide. LET'S GO!
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Me: Psh, neither one. Cuz they're FRESHMAN!
Ethan (my friend): Psh...Freshman!
Me: *giggles like a school girl in a Japanese anime* Heck yeah!
Jazz and TFPrime Arcee: *pouts*
Me and Ethan: *high fives*
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
Me: Pranking, of course. What else?
Sideswipe: *watches as the all of the guests walk through the door and get pies in their faceplates* SUCKERS!
Me: Happy Birthday, Sideswipe! I hope that you enjoyed watching your present!
Sideswipe: Oh, I did!
Others: LPA!!! YOU DID THIS?! YOU'RE GONNA PAY! *everyone pulls out weapons*
Me: You don't stand a chance- *pulls out water gun fitted with 50-gallon tank*-against my weapon of mass destruction! *sprays everyone*
Others: NOOO!!!! *weapons short circuit*
Me: *smirks and high fives Sideswipe*
Others: *pull out their own giant water guns*
Ratchet: Now, what did you say? *smirks*
Ironhide: Not sure, old friend. *cocks gun*
Me and Sideswipe: Oh Slag.
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Me: Hm...let's see...Sunstreaker and Bumblebee...it would probably be about Luna, but I'm gonna take a wild chance and say that it would be Sunstreaker giving Bumblebee femme/girl advice. *sighs dreamily*
Sunstreaker: Bee, just tell her! She's already crazy about you!
Bumblebee: *sighs* I know, but I just can't tell LPA how I feel without getting nervous...
(back in real life) Me: *let's out a fan-girl squeal before fainting*
Bee: *knocks on my bedroom door* LPA? Are you in there? *opens the door and sees me passed out o my bed* Oh, what happened? *smooths my hair over with his servo and sighs* Guess that I'll never get to tell her how I feel. *walks out*
Me: *wakes up after hearing the door shut* Ugh, what happened?
7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?
Me: Okay, so let me get this straight. You saw Arcee stalking Blurr home, is that right?
Ratchet: Yes, that is correct.
Me: You do know that they're dating, right?
Ratchet: What?! Why was I not informed of this?!
Me: Dude, I told you last night! Remember?
Ratchet: Actually, I um...don't really remember much from last night.
Me: *groans* You were drunk, weren't you?
Ratchet: Hey, what else do you expect me to do on a slow night at the bar? Just stand outside at the door and be bored?
Me: *takes a thoughtful position and side glances at him* Yeah, that would be very un-Ratchet-like, wouldn't it?
Optimus: Makes me wonder why you even hang out with him...
Me: Woah, woah, woah, there, Optimus. You're not even on the list!
Optimus: Gee, thanks, I love you too.
Me: No offese or anything, Oppy, I just like these bots better. Right?
Bots on the list: *cheer*
Me: Besides, Ratchet is awesome! He throws wrenches at random bots, secretly helps me with my Prank War -Twins: Hey!-, and he's just da-bot.
Ratchet: *puts a servo over his spark* I'm flattered.
Me: Anything for you, Ratch the Hatch!
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
Me: He's making a blog to boast about himself right now.
Dino: Are you'a saying that'a it is not'a worthy cause?
Me: Dino, that's exactly what I'm saying. Aaaaand, scene! Thanks for being here for these questions, guys! See you around! *waves to everyone*
Bumblebee: *blushes* Bye, LPA! Love yo- oh! *blushes again before transforming and hurriedly driving away from the set*
Me: *quirks eyebrow* Okay. Weird.
Prowl: Goodbye, LPA. I'll see you back at base. Oh, and, by the way, thank you for pairing me with Jazz. I decided to give you the day off tomorrow. Heard something about Bumblebee needing to talk to you. *winks*
Me: *blushes* Thanks, boss! Drive safely!
Luna: Bye, LPA! See ya later!
Me: Bye! And don't forget to ask Mikaela if she wants to come shopping with us tonight!
Luna: *shouts over her shoulder* Will do!
Ironhide: Well, I'm off to the target range. See you there later for some more practice, LPA?
Me: You know it! Thanks for the cannon, by the way!
Ironhide: Anytime! Anything for my Little LPA!
Me: Kay, bye!
Jazz: LPA, you've outdone yourself again, girl!
Me: Awww, thank you, Jazz-man! I hope that you had fun!
Jazz: I did, girl! See ya soon!
Me: Kay, bye, Jazzy!
Sideswipe: Thanks for inviting us, LPA! It was a ton of fun shooting that scene with the water guns-
Me: Oh, yeah! That was great! I hope that we can do that again some time!
Sunstreaker: Yeah, just don't get me involved in it next time.
Me: Right. Will do. Anyways, see you guys back at base!
Sunstreaker: Okay! See you then, LPA! And be careful when you walk into your room!
TFPrime Arcee: *sighs* I guess that I have to go back to my own dimension now, huh?
Me: Now would I really be as cold-sparked as to do that? No, not while you're dating Blurr.
TFPrime Arcee: *falls down on her knees* Oh my Primus, thank you! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
Me: Wow. Blurr's speech pattern has obviously effected you.
TFPrime Arcee: *blushes* Yeah...anyways, I guess that I'll be seeing you around at the base, then.
Me: Okay! See you around! Bye!
Dino: Miss'a LPA! How'a nice it'a was for you to'a ask me to'a do this with'a you. I do'a hope that I will'a see you soon, yes?
Me: *blushes* Y-Yeah...sure...do you still like me, or were you drunk?
Dino: No, I was'a sober.
Me:...awkward. Alrighty, then. See you later, then!
Me:You're welcome, Blurry-boy! See you around!
Ratchet: Well, looks like that's over with, and a good thing, too.
Me: Yeah, looks like it. Too bad, I was enjoying all of the conversations about being drunk.
Ratchet: Yeah, me too. But hey, that was all real life, so who says that it's not gonna happen again?
Me: Good point, Doc. Anyways, we'd better get back to the base, now. Apparently, my room has been pranked.
Ratchet: *puts a servo down and lets me climb onto his shoulder* But I thought that our Prank War was over?
Me: Yeah, but due to the fact that they watched as we filmed everything, they found out that you'd been helping me. So now, I think that they want a rematch.
Ratchet: *smirks* Oh, it's on!
Me: Heck yeah!
Well, see ya later! ;D Maybe I'll write a fanfiction about this!
If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile
"The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
RULES FOR DATING: By Crystal Prime
1) Never date someone who reminds you of a bad family member.
2) Always be the driver on the first date(and any date after that)
3) Never choose where you go, only where you don’t go
4) Never date someone who your parents(or someone equivalent of) don’t approve of
5) Don’t date anyone who reminds you of an ex, if it didn’t work once it won’t work again
6) Always carry the pepper spray
7) Never get caught in a room alone with your date
8) Alcohol is a no-no on all occasions, but an even bigger no-no on dates
9) Don’t have your date get your drink, get it yourself
10) Act like yourself, if they can’t respect who you are, they don’t love you
11) Never dress your best for a first date
12) Never dress your worse for any date
13) It’s ok to dress up after six months or for certain special occasions
14) Do the ol’ Gibbs-head-slap if your date says or does something wrong
15) Smirk at their expression afterwards
16) If they still like you after the above two rules, then there is no rule sixteen
17) We believe in equality, don’t let your date do all the work and don’t let yourself do all the work either
18) Have them take the blonde test, just to see if they’re as gullible as you are
19) Laugh when they do everything you say
20) If they still want to date you after rule 14, 15, 18 and 19, they might have a chance
21) Always have an overly-protective friend ‘interview’ your boyfriends/girlfriends
22) If they don’t run away crying, they may have a shot at being with you without getting shot
23) Have an overly-protective friend or family member sit in the room cleaning a gun when your date shows up and have them tell them they better not hurt you, every time you meet at your place before going out
24) Always meet at your place on the first date
25) Meet at your place at least every other date
26) Never date someone with evil intentions
27) On a sit-in movie date night, always have a friend from both parties
28) Never date someone without a sense of humor
29) Never date someone with a dirty sense of humor
30) When asked questions about personal views, always have them answer it first
31) Never date someone who doesn’t believe in God and Jesus.
97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can know what is happening in the movie by the background music.(I have all three albums by Jablonsky, and all of the Linkin Park songs,too)
2. Can tell you the past of at least two Autobots and one Decepticon in detail.
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and other such things.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick them up.(I don't do this one, though I keep a lookout for him)
5. Whenever they leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.(Camaro...sorry, huh?)
7. Blames all power outages on Blackout.(Hahahahahaha Did it at school once)
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.
10. Throws wrenches like a certain Autobot medic.
11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. (Did it in Latin! BEAT THAT!)
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain places.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.
15. Gives their friends labels as some of the Autobots.
16. Gives their enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.
17. Wishes they could use a double plasma cannon. (in P.E., I always fend off the other team by putting my arms up like Energon Blasters. )
18. Has posters of their favorite Transformers.
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.(Have you seen my list of favorites?)
20. Has their username having to deal with Transformers.(Yup. *pops 'p')
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.(Pairings GALORE!!!)
22. Notices every vehicle that even remotely looks like a Transformer.(Ain't that the truth!)
23. Hides from police cars because they remind them of Barricade.(Or Prowl...who's hopefully not looking for me after my prank on Hide...O.o)
24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly.
25. Thinks every electronic device they own is a Transformer
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..(ones that are true for me will have a comment by them)
-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime. (I would run up and hug one if I saw one)
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up. (I was tempted)
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You go and buy a GMC Topkick thinking it's Ironhide and always hug it. (if I get a topkick I will so hug it everyday)
-You hug a Pontiac Solstice thinking it's Jazz brought back to life. (I might just do that...yah, I will )
-You scream and hide when you hear something like a siren thinking it's Barricade.
-You get a shirt with the autobot symbol.
-You buy a pinyata with a decepticreep symbol on it and smash away. *Evil Smirk*
-You sign up for the military hoping to see Lennox, Epps, and the Autobots.
-You hated cars, but now you love some and are scared of others (yup, that’s me alright)
-You don’t want a Kia even though it’s a cool car, because it doesn’t remind you of any Autobots
-You have, or plan on doing so, painted the Autobot insignia on your vehicle (I so plan on doing this)
-If one of your insults is 'Son of The Fallen' (I have so used that as an insult lol)
Add more! It's fun to see what others put C=
You know you are obcessed with Transformers when...
If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...
If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...
If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...
If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...
If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...
...and cheered like heaven itself had fallen when they returned to life...
...Post this, fellow Transfans, and know that we are more than meets the eye!
My favorite Transformers Quotes:
Optimus: Time to find out. (that was just amazing! *hears angel choir singing*)
Sideswipe-"I don't break rules, I just bend them - a lot." (hahahahahaha lol)
Jazz-"Do it with style or don't bother doing it."(Amen)
Sideswipe: Whoah! Little Mexican stand-off, we got here! (I burst out laughing...right after I melted at how deep his voice is...)
Ratchet: Wow! That was tingly! (he was twitching so much that I nearly fell out of my seat)
Ironhide: No, we've seen that, and this is much worse. Prime! Make something of yourself! (he is the only bot that will ever be able to get away with banging a servo on Optimus's cab)
Dino/Mirage: He's in a bad mood. (gotta love that Italian accent)
Sunstreaker(G1): Hey! Watch the paintjob! I just go it waxed! Sideswipe: Don't worry, bro! No one will notice! Just take left turns! (oh,man...you just gotta love the twins)
Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation; shall I terminate? (no! we love CHIHUAHUAS!!!!)
Optimus: Oops ("did he just say...oops?"- me when I heard him say that)
Optimus: Point the light! Point the light! (Sam- turn off the light! shut it off!)
Optimus: Hush, Sideswipe! (Cyber missionss...I burst into a fit of giggles at how cute it was)
Sam: Can you fly this thing?...What is that? So, so? Oh that's good; so you can so-so fly it. (talking to 'Bee about flying the giant aircraft)
Epps: Bring the rain! (Yes, because the dry deserts need it!)
Epps: Shoot the glass! Shoot it! (it's funny, because the entire time that they were sliding down the building, I was thinking "Shoot the glass! Shoot it!"...you should've seen the smirk on my face when he said that.)
Sam: No, I'm just the messenger. (beastly. just, beastly.)
Sideswipe: Dino! I got 'em! (oh, that deep voice...)
Swideswipe: ...and we'll let you escape with your dignity. (such a "Sideswipe-thing" to say...)
Ironhide: Decepticon Punk! (oh yes! Bring the pain!)
Ironhide: I just wanted to show him my cannons...(Lol, oh my gosh...)
Ratchet: His pheromoene levels suggest that he wishes to mate with the female. (burst out laughing moment?...oh yes.)
Sideswipe: D, I'm good. (yes, yes you are...but when did you turn into Sunny?)
Bumblebee: I'm just tryin' ta help out. (after he gives Sam and Carly rings...)
More will come!
You know if you are a BIG Transformer fan (or TransFan) if you:
1.) Find yourself calling every semi that you see (regardless the color) 'OPTIMUS PRIME'!!
2.) You find yourself repeating slang terms from Transformers! (slag, frag, glitch...etc.)
3.) When you hear a word remotely similar to an Autobot or Decepticon name...you yell the name out! (bee...'BUMBLEBEE'!)
4.) You can name all the Autobots and/or Decepticons!
5.) Quotes from any continiuty are used in your daily life! ('Son of a Retro-Rat'!)
6.) Your dream car happens to be an alt-mode of a Transformer!
7.) Drawing and/or writing fanfictions of Transformers takes up 60 percent of your daily activities!
8.) You dream about Transformers five days in a row!
9.) All your daydreams relate to Transformers one way or another!
10.) You are afraid of everything police car you see because of Barricade, then realize that it could Prowl, and you try to chase after it, screaming 'Prowl!'
11.) You've thought that when people say aliens have visited our world in ancient times is that, "Megatron, stay on your own planet!"
11.) And finally, you get into an argument with your best friend since grade school because she is a Decepticon and/or Autobot and you are an Autobot and/or Decepticon!
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If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile
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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. TRANSFORMERS!
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If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!
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Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the Titanic. Professionals built the Ark...cuz which one sunk?
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group. (There's a fourth group too...those who don't even know something happened.)
When you say 'I always lie'...are you lying or telling the truth? Cause if you really always lie, then you're lying now...which means you always tells the truth, but that means... confusing, huh?
There is ALWAYS an exception to the rule. Except sometimes
In theory, everything works.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence...what kind of fruit punch is this? 0.O
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing else annoys them so much
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.
The road to success is always under construction.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problems.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Smile. It confuses people.
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity.
Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You were born an original... don't die a copy.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway
A day without sunshine is like... night.
When life gives you lemons, squirt it in someone's eyes and say their life is worse.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.
Primus, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
When life gives you lemons, smash 'em with a mallet and scream "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!"
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
when life gives you lemons, throw them at people.
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromanic in a petrified forest
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t, or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day when you fail your gender test.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
I'm not insane...I just do whatever the voices tell me to. o.O
When life gives you lemons, ask for a lime.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
When life gives you lemons, entertain yourself for hours thinking how funny it is.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older sister Reggie. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Reggie.
Don't judge a book by its movie
Sometimes you put walls up, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
My middle school years were like the place in the middle of the "Cold" and "Hot" symbols. They're just plain awkward.
Quotes From My Favorite Fanfictions:
"You already needed therapy before that, you blue fool." Shadow snapped. "Remember our sophomore year when we had that jonin' rap battle in homeroom?"
"Aw yeah." Sonic replied, sweat dropping.
Flashback: Two Years Ago
"Battle! Battle! Battle!" the sophomore students in homeroom cried.
Sonic and Shadow stood up on two desks, and Sonic started things off.
"Shadow over here acts all emo. All he listens to is rock and screamo. Shadow gets the ladies, yeah that's true. But all their thoughts of him are Mary Sues. He not the fastest runner in this school. He's just cheating with his lame air shoes. He and I are just like the Yu-Gi-Oh saga. I'm the original and he's the spinoff, holla!"
"Ohhhhhhhh!" everyone in the class shouted.
Sonic bowed and waited for Shadow, a smirk on his face.
Shadow just chuckled, sneering at the blue hedgehog. He began his comeback.
"Sonic over here is afraid of water. He smells so bad cuz he doesn't take a shower. Chilidogs are his overgrown obsession. If he doesn't quit it, it'll be his profession. At least I don't wear my air shoes all the time so true. But Sonic has had his one on since 2002. And the fact that he's with Tails every day. Gives him the appearance that he is gay. At least I can get myself a lady. All he can get is a sixth grade baby."
"Shadow! Shadow! Shadow!" the class chanted.
Sonic sat back down with his tail tucked in between his legs while Shadow smirked in victory.
End of Flashback
"Good times." Shadow snickered.
"Shut up!" Sonic snapped.
The two ended up at Shadow's house again, the race ending in a tie as usual.
"Understandable, luckily I was prepared for such an event," the Datsun turned toward the Prime, who was now standing next to Ironhide looking quite miserable, "I am going to propose to Prime-"
"Usually it's the other way around."
By the way, if you didn't get it, Prowl and Wheeljack (along with a few others) got turned into femmes. It's hilarious!
"Jazz, if that arm wraps around my waist one more time, so help me Primus, I will rip it off."
"Aw, c'mon, Moon. I'm jus' tryin' ta keep ya warm."
"Remove your arm from my person, or I will remove it from yours."
"Bu' Moon, I – ow! Wha' was tha' fo'?"
"Whispering in my audio receptor, you slaggin' creeper."
"Aw, Moon, don' fight ya feelin's fo' meh!"
"Jazz, all I feel right now is revulsion."
"Moon, swee'spark, tha' hurt mah spark!"
"Primus slaggit, Jazz! Get your servos off my audio receptors, you slaggin pervert!"
"Would you two quit it and shut up! Soundwave may not have to sleep, but I do."
"He started it!"
"And I'm finishing it! Mute it, or so help me Primus, I will disconnect both of your vocal processors! Primus, it's like dealing with sparklings, only the sparklings would be better behaved!"
"'Ey! I resent tha'!"
"You represent that."
"Oh, you're one ta talk, Moon. Yo'r the one tha' tossed the blame mah way!"
"That's cause it is your fault!"
"What? You listen to him, but you won't listen to me?"
"Sorry, Chem. Soundwave's scarier."
"What? I can be very scary!"
"Chem, you hum while you work. What kind of scary mech hums while he works?"
"Order for silence: still standing. Soundwave's audio receptors: sensitive."
"Oh, sorry, Soundwave."
"Moonstrike's apology: accepted."
"Primus, 'ow d'ya manage ta ge' ev'n the creepers like 'Wavey ta like ya like this?"
"Blackmail on Autobot Jazz: available. Consequence of irritating Soundwave: secrets of Autobot Jazz shared."
"… I hate you."
"So… Recharge would be nice."
"Tension getting' too thick fo' ya, Moon?"
"For the love of primus, Jazz, stop murmuring in my audio receptor! It's weird!"
"I can't 'elp it! It's like they were made to make sharin' secrets mo'e fun and easy!"
"What is your malfunction!"
"Yo'r beauty. You've twisted mah processor ta where I can't think straigh'!"
"Soundwave's assistance: available. Working on processors: Soundwave's forte."
"Slag tha'! You ain' getting' nowhere near mah processor!"
"Double negative: grammatically incorrect."
"Would you stop correctin' mah grammuh! It ain' like I need it!"
"Proper speaking skills: signs of intelligence. Autobot Jazz's lack of proper grammar: proof of lack of intelligence."
"You fraggin' li'l –"
"You know, Jazz, if you shut your systems down, you wouldn't have to listen to Soundwave win your battle of wits and insults."
"Yo're right, Moon. Le's jus' shu' down."
"Slaggit, Jazz, stop hugging – No cuddling! I am not a recharge comfort doll!"
"Swee'spark, I jus' can't 'elp it. Ow! Wait, Moon, where you goin'?"
"To sleep by Soundwave! At least I know he won't fondle me in my sleep!"
"I would nevuh do tha' wi'out yo'r permission, Moonstrike. There's a fine line b'tween cuddlin' an' fondlin'."
"I really don't care, Jazz. You're making my lunar cycle awkward."
"Moonstrike: welcome to recharge while Soundwave keeps watch."
"Thanks: not required. Soundwave: more than willing to help."
"See, Moon! 'E's pro'ly gonna be worse than me!"
"Autobot Jazz's claims: unlikely. Soundwave's motives: honorable."
"Shut up and shut down!"
"Thank you, Moonstrike. That order applies to you, too, Lieutenant Jazz, or I will send Prime this recording."
"Wai'! Wha' recording?"
"The one I'm just about to turn off, save, and triple code."
File saved: Jazz Blackmail. Code? Yes No
Yes. File coded. Encrypt with password? Yes No
Yes. File encrypted. Install protective firewall? Yes No
Yes. Firewall installed. File stored in hard drive.
I giggled as I heard Jazz's angry and defeated huff of air. It had been decided that I would bunk with Jazz because we were both a lot smaller than Chem, who had almost twice my mass due to his hover technology. Soundwave had stated that he didn't need the recharge, so he seated himself on the floor against the wall facing the door. Jazz and I had moved onto the berth together, but Jazz, being the mech he was, had immediately wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me back against his chassis, so that we were spooning. I promptly elbowed him in the stomach and scooted away from him, only to have him pull me close again. And then I started verbally protesting. I wasn't sure how long we had actually been fighting (well, I was fighting. Jazz was too busy trying to cuddle me close) before Chem had spoken up.
It had taken a few short arguments before I had finally decided that I wasn't going to recharge beside Jazz. So I elbowed him again and fled the berth while he was clutching his stomach. I moved easily to Soundwave's side and plopped down beside him. He had promptly lifted me up and set me in his lap. I snuggled into his wide chest, listening to his strong spark as the other three occupants finished their argument.
From the Cybercat fanfiction. A great read! :D
(Also from Through a Cybercat's Optics)
"'Ey, we ain' dead, and we ain' a'mos' dead. Ta meh, tha's a vict'ry," Jazz claimed.
"Current definition of success: reason why Autobot Jazz does not advance in life."
"Hey! Don' you star' with meh!"
"Conversation: started by Autobot Jazz. Soundwave's goal: have last word. Goal: easily achievable."
"I'll have you know tha' I am very advanced in mah life! I'm a sec'nd lieutenant!"
"Soundwave: Ex-Third in Command of Decepticon army."
"Yeah, well, I was the T-I-C of the Autobot army," Jazz shot back.
"Tha's righ'! You ain't got nothin' on meh!" Jazz crowed, happy that he finally had the last word.
"Use of double negatives: grammatically incorrect. Autobot Jazz's proof of lack of intelligence: obvious again."
"Throwing curse words: sign of lack of immaturity. Soundwave: will not lower himself to Autobot Jazz's level of intelligence."
"Then tha' means Imma get the last word, so slag you," Jazz said childishly, turning back to Prime, who was watching the exchange with a combination of amusement and confusion.
I swear, Soundwave a Jazz have the best arguments EVER! :D
"Future: bright. Advice: do not worry about Prime. Optimus Prime: noble. Soundwave's assumption: Prime will apologize when he realizes what he did. Soundwave's suggestion: ignore Prime until he comes to apologize in person."
I giggled. I couldn't help it. Soundwave giving relationship advice. Then again, his logic seemed sound. Prime would feel bad, then he'd try to contact me.
"We'll see how that works," I answered. Soundwave nodded, then I got to see the most amazing thing ever. Soundwave transformed. My optics widened as they watched subspace technology at its finest. Soundwave's transformation ended when he was no more than four feet tall, ten feet wide, and in the form of a Cybertronian music player.
"See you three when we get there," Ironhide told us. He didn't wait for a reply as he shut the doors. I sighed as I allowed my battered body to relax. I couldn't shake the feeling that this was only the beginning, that everything was about to get worse. And what scared me more was the fact that Optimus wasn't at my side.
"Moonstrike: recharge. Worry: not helping situation," Soundwave's monotonous voice stated.
"I know," I replied. I looked down at the mechlet on my chassis, watching him as he recharged.
"Little sparkling, filled with light,
Come and play with me tonight.
We'll run and play and dance and sing.
We'll learn fly and eat lovely things.
Little sparkling, filled with love,
I will watch you from above.
And as you fall asleep with me,
I'll protect you from everything."
My optics dimmed as my processor worked through my fears and worries, categorizing them and filing them separately. What was I going to do? With that last thought floating through my mind, I let my optics go dark, and my systems slowed as I fell into a restless recharge.
Once again, Cybercat fanfiction! I love this story so much! READ IIITTT! :D
Quotes From My Life:
"I wish I had a quote." -my "twin", Hunter
"Thank you for EVERYTHING you do!" -my "twin" in Canada
"Make it look as beer-like as possible." -my "twin" ordering rootbeer in Canada
"Oh, that's what it is? I thought it was a condom!" -My crazy Aunt...long story...it was a packet of golf tees...
"Don't mind me, I'm just going into my 'poeticmode'." -whenever I see something that is astoundingly beautiful...like the night sky at my house when all of the lights are out.
"Boredom shall not WIN!" -me when I'm bored
"You're mean." -my friend, Brent
"I'M THE RULER OF VENUS!" -my friend RaCheL
"Two blondesone week at the beach=MadDneSh!!!!!" -me to Rachel about our trip to the beach
"I breathe to live, and write to breathe." -me on writing
"Writing is my passion, my obsession, and it will one day be my profession." -me again on writing
"Alysuuuuuuuhhhh!"-me to my best friend, Alyssa
"Pepper! Oh how I've missed you!"-me to Alyssa, again
"Dumb blonde moment, sorry." -me whenever I ask a really stupid question
"Why is it that people walk so SLOW!?!?!?!!?" -me whenever I get stuck behind a slow person in the hallway at school.
"May the force be with you..oh wait, that's the symbol from Startreck..."-my friend Evan and I in Bible class before a test
"I talk to myself waaaaaaay too often..." -me talking to myself about talking to myself
"Stay COOL!" -RaCheL
"Yeah! (awkward laugh) riiiiiiiiigggghhhtttt..." -RaCheL
"Mawy did you know? That's it's wabbit season..." -My mom and I at choir practise when they said to say "Mary" like Elmur Fudd would
"The only time that you can cuss is when you drop a five-pound bag of sugar onto the floor...like my mother." -my mom
"I have that drunk song stuck in my head!"-my mom on the song "5 Year's Time"
"That kudos!"- RaCheL...okay, so you know what kudo is, right? It's those leaves that take over plants and suck the life out of them. Well, we aren't allowed to say the word "sucks" at my school, and so we use the word "kudzo"...pretty clever.
"Do we have any woche-woche?" -my mom on worcestershire sauce (she pronounced it: wooshy-wooshy )
"SALAMI!!!!" -my friend Lydia and I talking to our amazing friend, Ian (Salami is his nickname)
"It's like everything that he say's is intelligent!"-Lydia on how Ian talks
"Fine...two plus two equals five," "See! Even that sounded smart!" -Ian saying something not smart, yet me proving on how he always sounds smart
"He's the modern-day Shakespeare!" -me, once again, on the fancy words that Ian says
"My man voice." -Lydia using a really deep, country voice which tends to sound like Scotty McCreery when she sings in it
"Salami! Say "ta-ta!" -Lydia and I begging him to say more weird stuff just to prove our point (all of the Salami, Lydia, and I one's are from Musical Theater class
"I got my awesomeness back!"- my friend Jacob after he got a B on his science test which is only "good"...I still don't know how he got his awesomeness back...o.O
"Life is a bowl of cherries!"- me on good day
"Life is a bowl fully of cherries...unless you think that they're disgusting." -me on an okay day
"When life gives me lemons, I accept it with a smile, but then ask for the receipt so that I can return them." -me thinking of random quotes
"When I'm on Cloud Nine, I usually don't expect the parachute of friendship to help me when I fall, and yet it always does." -me on how my friends are always there for me
"They can put a man on the moon, yet they can't defend us against nukes. Wow, sad." -me on America's accomplishments
"They can put a man on the moon...yet they can't make a dang phone cord that won't get tangled up!" -Brian Regan, my favorite comedian, on our excuses
"When I glare at you, be a bit afraid. When I smile at you, smile back. When I do both at the same time, run." -me on the signs of my emotions
"Definition of Inception: ...watch 'Transformers Prime, Sick Mind, to find out more!" -me thinking out a good comeback to when my friend Kendall says that Inception is better than Transformers when it's not. Period.
"Writers are Insane!" -the banner on my cellphone So true... don't try to deny it
"But I crazy salted over there!" -my sister on "crazy salt"
"I tell you what, that placamostica has a strong work ethic!" -my mom on a new fish called a "placostama", or something like that.
"Our family is being very violent tonight: 'Burn 'em! Cut 'em! Throw 'em in the trash!'." -me on my family on the night that we are organizing our Christmas decorations...it some how makes us all very hyper (okay, let me explain this: "burn 'em!"= we found out that we have a HUGE collection of candles, and we thought that we should burn them all off; "cut 'em!"= again, with the crazy salt, but my dad was asking my sister to cut up a cucumber so that he could put the crazy salt on them; "throw 'em in the trash!"= we were throwing out a LOT of unneeded decorations...)
"When I look out my window of imagination...I see a world in which my haven lies." -me about my world of writing
"If this world was my world...it would be a lot better." -me on the world that I created in my head
"Psh...freshman." -my amazing friend, Ethan! Okay, so, we were in Latin class, and my friend Steven (who sits right behind me) said something really stupid. All of the sudden, Ethan just turns to look at Steven and says "Psh...freshman." We all cracked up, and we don't even know what that means! He doesn't even know what it means and he said it! :D
On the Last Day of school, for most of these next quotes*
"MEGGAAANN!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" "Okay, that was weird." -me, thanking my friend Megan for getting me a transformer toy for my homeroom's secret santa, and then some random person saying "Okay, that was weird."
"I'll have a bluuuuuuuueeeee Christmas, without yooouuuuuuuuu," -once again, the amazing Ethan strikes again! :D (look up the Elvis song if you don't get it!) He sings it just like Elvis!
"He looks so cute!" -My friend Ally and I talking about Jacob with his light-up Rudolph nose-thingy
"You're just setting yourself up for cuteness, Jacob." "What about me?" "...Nope." "That hurts!" -me, talking to Jacob, then Ethan asking "what about me?", me giving him a thoughtful look, and then, his ever-present sarcasm. xD Best Latin class EVER!
And then, there was this HUGE conversation in Math class that I could never remember...but Ethan made me laugh WAY too much, once again. :) Readers of my Profile: Gooooooo ETHAN! Me: *whispers* his real name is Patrick! Readers:...silence.
Oh yeah! And-->(look down ;D )
"See! Did you hear that! The eleventh-minute silence!" :D -me when there was an awkward silence. Apparently, according to my Latin teacher and scientists, about every 11 minutes, there is a silence. O.o They know me so well!
MORE WILL COME!
Just a side note: Did anyone notice that the name of Luna's dog is 'Autobot' spelled backwards? 'Tobotua'. (:
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