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Funny Quotes and Whatnot's:

1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it)
Dumbledore: ...Hm, alas, earwax.

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…

The road to success is always under construction

Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.

Naruto: I don't care if there's 400 of them! When I'm through, they're gonna need 400 hospital beds! Believe it!

"I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!" -Mad-Eye Moody from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Naruto: I don't care if there's 400 of them! When I'm through, they're gonna need 400 hospital beds! Believe it!

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

The road to success is always under construction

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is needed...mentally maturing is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

I run with scissors because it makes me feel dangerous.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Please Note:
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year.
He died laughing.

Make your life fun and interesting and incredible so one day when it flashes before your eyes you can watch a good show

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man:Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Girl power!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim well.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Toes aren't needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully. (they r to accompany my shins)

Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens. (AHH! A chicken!)

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. (I don't like this phobia! AAAAAAH AN OPINION!!)

Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air. (Person proceeds to hold breath and die)

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (i would be but...2 l8)

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (OH NO THE GARLIC IS EATING ME)

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (i hate that it takes like hours to get it off)

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (ahh its all wordy and paper filled!!)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (its all hairy and long ahhhh!)

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. (hmm so would everything be white or black? cause in light black is the absence of color and whit is all colors. but in like paint black is all colors and whit is the apsence of color!)

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. (he is all dutchy ew!)

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. (sorry cant be friends with u I'm afraid of you!)

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. (i would be afraid of me to)

Ergophobia- Fear of work. (that's me i definitely have this phobia)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (OK who is the horribly mean person who came up with that name! its like hi i have a phobia but I'm afraid of the word that describes it.)

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (AHHHHH! your getting married. ahhh! i won 20 million dollars ahhh!)

Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (hi im afraid of my name so I'm not going to tell u it oh and dont tell be urs unless u like seeing my curled up screaming)

Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes. (I'm scared of opening my eyes, HELP ME!)

Unatractiphobia - Fear of ugly people. (Hi, I would love to be friends but you're too ugly so ignore my horrific screams)

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. (...)

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (ahhh soup. ahhh spoon. ahhh monkey. ahhh breathing! person procedes to hold breath and die.)


1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of white hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 2

"Oh. Not good." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates

"You're mad!"
"Good thing, 'cause if I wasn't, this would probably never work." -Lord Becket and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"How soon can we set off?"
-ship falls apart- "Do think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?" -Lord Becket and random crewman from Pirates 3

"You are not my captain!"-to Elizabeth-
"Who among you do you call 'captain'?"
-points at Elizabeth-"Captain!" -random Singapore crewman and Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"How's Mum?"
-holds up a shrunken head-
" looks great..." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"You haven't raised an alarm."
"I know. Strange, isn't it? But not as strange as this."
"I said to myself, 'think like Jack'."
"And this is what you came up with? Leave a trail for Becket to follow and betray all the pirates? It's like you don't know me at all, mate." -Wil Turner and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

-POW!- "I needed that." -POW!- "I needed that, too." -POW!- "You're pushing your luck, Scoob!" -Shaggy from Scooby Doo 2

"What's he doing?!"
"I think he's singing..."
"Yeah, I once heard an animal make that sound, but when they rolled him over he was dead." -The three Amigos from Happy Feet

I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the -beep- out of him.

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.

Note to self: It is illegal - repeat, illegal - to stab stupid people.

Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a distraction so I can punch you in the face.

I swear, officer. I didn't slap her; I just high-five her face.

He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Begin All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Move a 'caution-wet floor' sign to a carpeted area.

21. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

22. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

23. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

24. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

25. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

26. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

27. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

28. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

29. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

30. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

31. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!"

32. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

33. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

34. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

35. Ask someone what their gender is, laugh hysterically if they answer.

Evening news in when they say 'good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right no one remembers but when you're wrong no one forgets.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem

Children: Parents spend the first 5 years of their life trying to teach them how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 14 years trying to teach them to shut up and sit down.

Anyone who says 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to put the bodies

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people 'cause if you just stand there and yell BANG! I don't think you'll kill to many people.

Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.

One way to make things work...push all the buttons.

Things to do on an elevator:

1. Sit on the corner of the elevator and say "the voices again, the voices again" over and over.

2. Make animal noises

3. Stare at someone in the elevator and then announce in horror "You're one of THEM!"

4. Say DING! at every stop

5. Say "I wonder what will these do?" and press all the buttons.

6. Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.

7. Draw a little square and announce "This is my personal space" then grin madly.

8. Drop something on the floor and when someone picks it up scream "That's MINE!"

9. Pretend you're a flight attendant.

10. Stare at someone with big eyes and when they respond say "You're ALIVE!"

11. Say "Group hug!" and enforce it.

Things to do when you're going to take an exam:

1.Get a copy of the exam and run out screaming "I've got the secret documents!"

2.Run into the room and say "The voices say you're inflicting pain upon my beliefs!" then curl up into a fetal position.

3. At every 15 min. rip up your exam and yell "Merry Christmas!" and ask for a new one and repeat the process every 15 min.

4. As soon as the instructor hand you the it.

5. Come into the classroom in a black robe and white mask then scream "I'm here! The Phantom of the Opera!" until someone takes you away.

6. Try to get everyone to do the wave.

7. Every now and then clap your hands, loudly two times and if someone asks you why tell them "The light bulb that gives me ideas that's on my head is connected to my clappers, DUH!"

Product Warnings:

"Warning: This product can burn eyes."-On a curling iron (Really! How did you guess?)

"Do not use while sleeping."-On a hair dryer (Oh man! that's the only time I have to do my hair)

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."-On a hand-held massaging device (Really! is that possible?)

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."-On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists (Why not!?)

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes."-On a container of underarm deodorant

"Do not eat toner."-On a toner cartridge for a laser printer

"May irritate eyes."-On a can of self-defense pepper spray (Well duh!)

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."-On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock" (Try to bite a rock and not break your teeth)

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!"-On a coffee cup (I never knew!)

"Caution: Shoots rubber bands."-On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter." (What person made the caution, The purpose is on the title!)

"Do not use orally."-On a toilet bowl cleaning brush (A second toothbrush!)

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye."-On a laser pointer (Remaining eye!?)

"Do not use for drying pets."-In the manual for a microwave oven

"Warning: knives are sharp!"-On the packaging of a sharpening stone

"For indoor or outdoor use only."-On a string of Christmas lights (What's the alternative?)

*Peace outz! Hope you've enjoyed my (long) profile ', hope it made you smile!. _ OH WAIT! I'm not done yet!!! *troll face*

An 18 year old girl was shopping with her 3 year old daughter when a woman suddenly called her a disgrace for being a teen mom, suddenly the 3 year old girl said "My mom's the best! I don't know my daddy but it's his loss, I love my mommy!". The woman left speechless while the 18 year old hugged her daughter.

Failure is success if we learn from it.

Don't criticize someone by just looking at them.

The kid you see that has secondhand clothes might have money problems

The girl you see that's always smiling and laughing may be actually depress

The kid you see that's always drawing or reading may be looking for escape

Don't judge, get to know them, it may save their lives.

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These kittens look so cute, yes? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlies Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah I am but three

Tonight my daddy murdered me

Re post if you are against child abuse!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Daddy's Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mummy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid;
she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees
a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the back wall,
for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats
One by one the teacher called
a student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
for a man who wasn't there.
'Where's her daddy at?'
She heard a boy call out.
'She probably doesn't have one,'
another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
she heard a daddy say,
'Looks like another deadbeat dad,
too busy to waste his day.'
The words did not offend her,
as she smiled up at her Mum.
And looked back at her teacher,
who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
came words incredibly unique.
'My Daddy couldn't be here,
because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories
he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me,
even though we are apart
I know because he told me,
he'll forever be in my heart'
With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
beneath her favorite dress.
And from
somewhere in the crowd of dads,
her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love
of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down,
staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
but its message clear and loud.
'I love my daddy very much,
he's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here,
but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a soldier
And died just this past year
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy
and taught brave men to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
it's like he never went away.'
And then she closed her eyes,
and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement,
she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them,
who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
they saw him at her side.
'I know you're with me Daddy,'
to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
was a fragrant long- stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing,
that heaven is never too far.

Your Dad

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

This Cat Is Cat A Cat Good Cat Way Cat To Cat Keep Cat An Cat Idiot Cat Busy Cat For Cat 20 Cat Seconds Cat

Now read it without the word/s Cat.

Now I bet that 50% of you can't resist but copy and paste this on your profile.

Admit it, you want to.

To Every Guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

...A Real Boyfriend Should...

When she stares at your mouth
(Kiss her)

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb idiot cause she thinks she's stronger than you
(Grab her and don't let go)

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff
(Kiss her and tell her you love her)

When she's quiet
(Ask her what's wrong)

When she ignores you
(Give her your attention)

When she pulls away
(Pull her back)

When you see her at her worst
(Tell her she's beautiful)

When you see her start crying
(Just hold her and don't say a word)

When you see her walking
(Sneak up and hug her waist from behind)

When she's scared
(Protect her)

When she steals your favorite hat
(Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night)

When she teases you
(Tease her back and make her laugh)

When she doesn't answer for a long time
(reassure her that everything is okay)

When she looks at you with doubt
(Back yourself up)

When she says that she likes you

When she grabs at your hands
(Hold hers and play with her fingers)

When she bumps into you
(bump into her back and make her laugh)

When she tells you a secret
(keep it safe and untold)

When she looks at you in your eyes
(don't look away until she does)

When she says it's over
(she still wants you to be hers)


- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the rain. :)
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; 'whose butt am I kicking baby?'

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you...
Kiss you...
Love you... *wink wink*
Text you...

Copy and paste if...

If you continue to only fall in love with fictional boys, copy and paste this into your profile.

Proud loser/bookworm/nerd. Yeah. Be jealous.

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy & paste.

You Can Go Ahead And . . .

-You can go ahead and report, block, and PM everyone to not read my stories.

But that won't stop me from making them.

-You can go ahead and leave reviews on how crappy my story is. How horrible the plot is, and how bad my grammer is.

But that won't stop me from writing.

-You can go ahead and PM me how dumb my profile is. How ugly my picture is, and how I "stole" someone else's penname.

But that won't stop me from expressing myself.

-You can go ahead and bad mouth me. Tell me I'm dumb, and how much of a moron I am.

But that won't stop me from using my brain.

-You can go ahead and roll your eyes as you read this.

But the people who knows what I am writing about, and understands this will put this on their profile.

I am the girl...

that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment)

Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more.

Who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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Of Stars and Light by 0Shadow Panther0 reviews
In which Lucy is oblivious, Rogue is depressing, and Sting is frantic and almost late. Also, Levy plots. Levy plots like she is planning world domination. Currently rewriting.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Lucy H., Sting E.] Rogue C.
Welcome to The Amusement Asylum! by Elise the Writing Desk reviews
#1 Alice can see ghosts. Her parents thought she's insane. They sent her to an Asylum. Surrounded by perverted sadistic sociopaths, she gradually cease her resistance and try to accept her fate and the idiots around her. She doesn't expect the patients to open their heart for her, though. AU. Re: Chapter 20 "Bermuda Desert?"
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,198 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Alice L.
Bedtime Stories by Fate Pwns You reviews
Bedtime Stories are things to keep people entertained, right? Well, let's see how the role holders and a certain foreigner can keep up with these wild tales when they become the stars of each story they're thrown. Each chapter different from the next!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,354 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Alice L.
The Problems of Staying by slashingfruit101 reviews
My second fanfic. Ok Alice chooses to stay but has a little problems with the rules of staying. She has to either give up her heart for a clock of her own or get married to a role holder. You the readers get to choose the outcome of every next chapter. So read please. and help me create this story Disclaimer: Don't own heart no Kuni no Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,478 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Alice L.
Suicide Hotline by Just-A-LittleBoyShy reviews
Hello, this is the Suicide Hotline, Why are You Killing Yourself? Calming down a suicidal person isn't as easy as it sounds, especially when your Mikan, but somehow with her feisty personality she gets the job Now how does Koko fit into this story?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kokoro Y., Mikan S.
Forbidden Kiss by Seo Hyunee reviews
Set in modern day Japan: the Monreys have adopted a cute baby girl named Alice. Julius loves his little sister, as do his friends and cousin. Things start to get complicated as they become teens. How will Julius handle his 'sibling love' for Alice? Complete.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,789 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Alice L. - Complete
Tweenage Days by Seo Hyunee reviews
Alice and Julius have been turned into "tweenagers". Watch as the two try to overcome their crushes on each other and see how each role-holders embarass the two! Will Alice ever go back to her normal self? What about Julius? *Sequel to Our Baby Alice-chan
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,162 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Alice L., Julius M.
Savvy by forthright reviews
AU. A lone wolf, a ship wrecked, a tropical island, and mistaken identities. When marooned strangers bluff their way into an exclusive resort, they'll need all their wits to survive. A small story with small chapters. Kouga x Kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,845 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kouga, Kagome H.
Truth or dare game show by cosplayadict reviews
This is a super fun truth or dare game show where you the readers can enter to be a host along with me! Corse i'm only picking 2 but even if you don't get to be a host, don't fret my pets! you can still send in truths and dares for all your favorite characters! WARNIG:Yaoi, boyxboy, will be featured in this so DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Also rated T for me and Romano's language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
Alien Uprising by Soccer-Geek reviews
It's been two years since Deep Blue was defeated and the Mews haven't seen the aliens since. Kish suddenly appears before Ichigo and Lettuce in the park, bleeding and says that he's been betrayed. Now, Kish's half-brother is coming to earth with the goal of not only killing Kish, but taking control of the earth as well. Feat. Alien OCs. K/I P/L T/P Rated for fights, blood, etc.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 128,706 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Ichigo M., Kish] [Lettuce M., Pie] - Complete
Mansion full of Monsters by Mojave Vixen reviews
AU ALERT! Alice Liddell is a psychic that lives in a mansion filled with different kinds of monsters. See there are ghosts, demon cats, reincarnated souls, and poltergeists to name a few. But living alone with perverted monster men might be too much. (DISCONTINUED/HAITUS until further notice. Read profile.)
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,408 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Alice L.
Alice in Oz! by Somewhere Nowhere reviews
Alice begins to tell the twins a bedtime story, when she suddenly realizes she's not in Wonderland anymore!
Crossover - Wizard of Oz & Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Alice L.
The Art of Music by Aozora094 reviews
Kahoko is reaching closer in becoming a true violinist. But what could go wrong? A lot. She finds herself some handsome neighbors, a roommate, a cocky street performer,and it doesn't end. Now how true it sounds "Hot guys falling from the sky."
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,348 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kahoko H.
The Devil Herself by ejo reviews
For Mikan Sakura, transforming five devilish boys for the better is definitely not an easy task. The problem? Those boys have a winning streak for misbehaviour. Her secret? She's the Devil herself.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
A Mistaken Wish by Dazzy Dizzie reviews
Alice gets granted one wish. Thinking that it's a joke she wishes for all the male role holders to turn into girls within the next second. What she doesn't know is that her wish actually came true! /CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN/:/HIATUS/
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Alice L.
Alice in the Country of Animals by Ryoushu reviews
A new game apears along with a new country, and you know what that means? More boys that fall in love with Alice of course! Most of the newly found roleholders from the Animal Country is obviously an animal. What will Alice do now?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alice L.
Accidentally In Love by Ryoushu reviews
Role Holders gather at the Clover Tower for an event. Alice learned to make a potion that shows truthfullness for love. And when all the Role Holders drink every little bit of the potion...
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alice L.
Camp Wonderland by RoseQueen2424 reviews
When summer arrives, Alice gets sent to overnight camp with the other roleholders. What will happpen over the summer? Will she be able to have the best summer ever or will the crazy things that happen at camp turn everything upsidedown?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,211 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Alice L.
Scarlet Rose by Kirara Onee-san reviews
Alice Liddel just moved into her new apartment, when she meets a mysterious young girl named Riku.When she finds out Riku's secret, she is hunted down by her neighbors, who are out to kill Riku.Now she has to help, and protect Riku, and stay alive.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alice L.
Alice in Wonderland Academy by xXSolaine-GirlXx reviews
Alice gets kidnapped by Peter and lands in Wonderland. Unlike the original Alice gets to attend Wonderland Academy as in school! How will Alice survive a nutty school with nutty role holders? Read and find out!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Alice L.
The Spirits of the Zodiac by yeti100 reviews
a series of short stories, each one giving a glimpse into the lives of Lucy's most powerful spirits. there are spoilers for the tenrou island anime arc and onwards, they are minor but you may want to avoid if you are trying to stay spoiler free.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Aries, Lucy H.
Demon Amulet by ejo reviews
The demon amulet has been corrupting men's hearts. When the Hyuuga's sole heir stole it from the Nogi family, he tried to summon a demon. He expected a devilish demon to appear but what was summoned is a total opposite of what he thought.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Gakuen Night by Damaged Angel Wings reviews
6. When are you going tell Hotaru that she's actually a vampire or that she's actually your sister? When are you going to tell Mikan that you drank her blood? Don't you think she deserves to know that she's bound to you for eternity?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
A Crack in the Looking Glass by Lady Monopolist reviews
Alec Liddell, a young 6-year old boy and the son of Lorina, is kidnapped by a strange clown and brought to Wonderland. Now Alice has to deal with her young nephew as well as an oncoming threat from a certain snake-eyed man. Then there's the prison warden.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Alice L., Joker
The Sandmans Assistant by Just-A-LittleBoyShy reviews
He was just a unkind and an oddly humored man, who puts sand in peoples eyes for a living. So how did she end up becoming his assistant?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Mikan S., Kokoro Y.
Alice's Heart by Seo Hyunee reviews
What happens when Alice gets too comfortable in Wonderland? Alice is so used to seeing bloody fights everyday until she acutally gets hurt. In the end Alice becomes one of them! What will poor Alice do now? Tick-tock, tick-tock. . .
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Alice L.
Never Alone by iStormXD reviews
Alice returned back to home, she's happy right? Honestly she's not even sure herself but one thing for sure is that her suitors look and act like eight Wonderland boys! Her ex is jealous and her suitors you ask? They protect/fight for her using guns.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Alice L.
Promise to keep by GatewaysDiary reviews
The rain was so pure; "What makes you so perfect?" he wanted to taint it. "I'm not perfect, I just care." He wanted to break it, just like this world had broken him. Based on prompt 1/100 "Promise" Rated T just to be safe, Please Read and Review
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Ace, Alice L. - Complete
Card Games and Skeleton Keys by Spicy Diamond reviews
Joker, Jokers / Alice, Follows 'Lock and Key' and 'Keys and Doors', This time it's Alice who proposes a game.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Joker, Alice L.
Flower Four by Fammie Bammie reviews
She was included in the lives of her school's most famous male students. Accidentally, they all shared the same feelings towards her. Who would she choose? Her best friend, her old classmate, their humorous senior, or the popular womanizer?
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Carrying out the Plan by twinklejade reviews
Mikan whispered, "We'll continue the plan tonight." Mikan, Koko, and Hotaru were sitting in a circle with only the dim light to see each other. Rewrite of my story "Carrying out the Plan." The title is still the same. Rated T Genres: Romance, Mystery etc.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Mikan S., Kokoro Y.
Something To Do by WrittenSound reviews
Keiichi discovers another musical talent of Kaho-senpai's, and he can't get her off of his mind. Suddenly, his relationship with her is taken out of his hands by a devious reporter! KahoxKeiichi : Please Read!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Keiichi S., Kahoko H.
Snowy Days and Sweet Cake by NierielNine reviews
It's Christmas time in Wonderland! Joker's up to no good, but Alice plans to change his ways! Multi-Chapters, In-progress.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Alice L., Joker
Under the Mistletoe by Spicy Diamond reviews
One Shot, Holiday Themed, Loki / Mayura, It wasn't that Loki disliked Christmas per say. The holiday was a harmless bit of fluff when it came down to it. The trappings it came dressed in however, were another matter entirely.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Loki, Mayura - Complete
Captive Hearts by Seraphic Melody reviews
I hold her heart captive in my hand. Only I am able to manipulate her feelings, misconstrue those emotions she holds in her fragile heart. Joker x Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alice L., Joker - Complete
Cupidphants by StrawberryRemedies reviews
They say an elephant never forgets, but a few elephants also always know best. The elephants at the circus have this talent, and it's about time they let it shine.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Alice L., Joker
The 100th Day of School by StrawberryRemedies reviews
The request was simple: 'Bring in a hundred of any item to help us celebrate our 100th day of school' At least it was simple, until our favorite role holders decided they'd attend too! What sort of mischief will they make with their a hundred items? AU
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010
Natsume the Jerk by sakura-himeno reviews
Natsume Hyuuga is a jerk and Alice Academy’s most delinquent student, with a terrible past. He’s cold-hearted to everyone. One day, he meets a cheerful and popular idol who will change his life for the better. NatsumexMikanxRuka, SumirexKoko
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,912 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete