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Joined 09-05-11, id: 3228933, Profile Updated: 09-05-11


Name: Allison or Allie. I don't really care.


From: Arizona

Hobbies: SOFTBALL :)), BMX, listening to music, reading

Favorite TV Show: That 70's Show

Favorite Movie: Monsters Inc., Toy Story, The Lion King

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Twilight, Gallagher Girls, 1-800-Where-r-you

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please pass this around

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Nudge, the eternal good sport, volunteered. "In the...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My old chest protector for catching.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

That 70's Show :))

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dad snoring

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Around 5 to check if it was still raining and thundering and stuff

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My phone

9. What are you wearing?

Black and green t-shirt, light blue pj bottoms with snowmen

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. My mom got pregnant even though she's old and made me take care of the thing :(

11. When did you last laugh?

Like right now

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters and pictures and drawings.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I was at the pool at a hotel a few weeks ago and I saw an old lady wearing floaties.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's whatever.

15. What is the last film you saw?


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Six Flags

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I can roll backwards but not forward.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Reverse global warming.

19. Do you like to dance?

Absolutely not.

20. George Bush:

They sell masks of his face

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kimani or Robyn

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Easton or Jacob

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Allison

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Allizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Lime green moose

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole 9th Avenue (????)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Vegalhog

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): orange apple juice

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Lgiookn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lynn

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black frankie

10. YOUR STRIPPER NAME: (your first pet, mothers maiden name).: Pokemon Hoggle

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK."

"But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

...the white man just got OWNED!!lolz


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL,Fangtastic, xXsoftball4lifeXx.

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Finders Keepers by twifanatic01 reviews
Bella and Alice work at the local day care when a blue eyed boy flips Bella's world around. A green eyed man comes next and the rest-as they say is history- for a while.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,028 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Single Mommies by dleannad reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose make a pact that will change their lives forever. They decide that if they aren't all married with kids by the time the last one turns 30 then they are going to get artificially inseminated together. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,171 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
If You Only Knew by born2bmyself reviews
Who is the mysterious kid that Bella shows up with? She says she adopted the child; Acting as the kid's fake dad to make things less awkward, Edward tries to find out the truth too. What will happen during this new parental arrangement? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,732 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Little Angel by orangegirlie reviews
Charlie abuses Renee. While at the hospital she fears for her and baby Bella's life. She confesses everything to Carlisle, and has the Cullens adopt little Bella. No Jacob. Better than Summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Christmas Book by ericastwilight reviews
After the loss of his best friends,Edward is responsible for their little girl. Unable to get the child to open up, he takes her to a bookstore. Inside, he finds a loving young woman, hurting from past regrets and the owner of a magical book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,530 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete