Name: Allison or Allie. I don't really care.
Hobbies: SOFTBALL :)), BMX, listening to music, reading
Favorite TV Show: That 70's Show
Favorite Movie: Monsters Inc., Toy Story, The Lion King
Favorite Books: Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Twilight, Gallagher Girls, 1-800-Where-r-you
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Nudge, the eternal good sport, volunteered. "In the...
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My old chest protector for catching.
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
That 70's Show :))
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad snoring
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around 5 to check if it was still raining and thundering and stuff
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
Black and green t-shirt, light blue pj bottoms with snowmen
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. My mom got pregnant even though she's old and made me take care of the thing :(
11. When did you last laugh?
Like right now
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters and pictures and drawings.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I was at the pool at a hotel a few weeks ago and I saw an old lady wearing floaties.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can roll backwards but not forward.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Reverse global warming.
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
They sell masks of his face
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kimani or Robyn
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Easton or Jacob
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Allison
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Allizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Lime green moose
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole 9th Avenue (????)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Vegalhog
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): orange apple juice
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Lgiookn
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lynn
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black frankie
10. YOUR STRIPPER NAME: (your first pet, mothers maiden name).: Pokemon Hoggle
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
...the white man just got OWNED!!lolz
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL,Fangtastic, xXsoftball4lifeXx.