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Joined 09-05-11, id: 3229024, Profile Updated: 12-22-11
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hey. My name is Kat, you're probably wondering if that is my real name. Well keep wondering because i'm not going to disclose that information at this time. I am anything but a people pleaser and i will infact go out of my way to not please you. Kidding. I'm an artist. I'm artsy and I LOOK ARTSY. I have red hair and piercings. I can't wait to get my first tattoo o3o I'm also extremely pervy and I am okay with saying swear words, in fact I swear like a sailor on a daily basis and I do not plan to stop what so ever so if you ask I'll laugh at you. I'm also 16 and i will be 17 in four months. I'm a Italian Scott. An odd combination but it works for me. I'm a chronic procrastonator so it would be of great help if you messaged me often telling me to update my stories.

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Emails: Pinuhp@gmail.com
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Who I Vid?
Chronicles of Narnia
True Blood
Alice in Wonderland
Pirates of the Caribbean
Harry Potter
Twilight

Main Ships:
Sookie/Eric
Jessica/Jason
Lucy/Caspian
Hermione/Draco
Elizabeth/Darcy

Parental Note: My stories are all MATURE and are intended for mature audiences. I do not care what age your child is or you are and if you are viewing this i do not want any parents messaging me or reporting me because their/your child is viewing this. I say on all my stories Mature. Please if you do view it realize that. Keep your kids away from my stories if they are so bad according to you. You must be ill informed though if you think i give a damn about what your child reads. No matter what type of literature it is, literature is better then your child not reading at all. Have a nice day.

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Fantasyland by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Famous author, Edward Cullen is a single father in love with one girl; his five year old daughter. On their trip to Disney World they meet someone that will change their lives and they will will change her's. AH. OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
As it Was Made to Be by makesmyheadspin reviews
Set in Chicago, two nerd virgins with tattoos meet in a tattoo shop by chance and sparks fly. How long will they stay virgins now that their paths have crossed? AH/OOC written by request for Scribeninja.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,890 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Eric, Sookie
The Seduction of Edward Cullen by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella is a crude girl with a bad attitude. Edward is a good little church boy that Bella lusts after. Will she be able to seduce him? M for language, lemons, and corruption of innocence. OOC *Winner of Best Rosalie at The Sunflower Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,915 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfectly Lonely by LendMeYourHrt reviews
Bella was content with her life, until a moody bull riding cowboy named Edward turned her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,016 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She is all that's Beautiful reviews
She's your typical barmaid with an attitude. He's your CEO nerd who is also a father of a little boy with autism. When she walks into their life can she make him less tense and show this small family how to live once again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Bella, Edward