Hettie Hoffleboffer
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Joined 01-09-03, id: 322938
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.
Everything you wanted to know about Hettie Hoffleboffer, but were afraid to ask:

Favorite ships: Being a hopeless romantic has made me a crazed Harry/Ginny shipper, as well as the occasional sailor on the Good Ship R/H.

Favorite Novel: Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins

Favorite Hue: Blue

Marital Status/ Heirs to Throne: Ex-wife and mother of two

Age: Early thirties, but with the mind of a forty-five year old man going through a mid-life crisis.

Organizations Belonging To: Vice President and Co-founder of Ch.I.A.P.E.T.; Captain of the 'Defenders of the Crush' Gin Rummy Team aboard the HMS Orange Crush

Favorite Fandoms: Borderline obsessive Harry Potter enthusiast, Star Wars fanatic and collector

Favorite Quote: Degenerates are not always criminals, prostitutes, anarchists, and pronounced lunatics; they are often writers and artists. Max Nordau

Favorite Fortune Cookie Message: Know the right moment.

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Faded Eternity by Quicksilver Fallen reviews
A Belated Year Five Fiction... The war with the Dark Lord is drawing closer than ever, new places, new faces, and new challenges await. Malfoy faces an unknown future, and Harry becomes a leader. Humor, Angst, and Drama beckons- Now Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,613 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Putting Out Fire by bloodeemaree reviews
We all know Harry isn't an angel. He does have mean bones in his body. What if those bones got out of control? Just because it's Harry and Ginny doesn't mean it's fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Much Ado About Everything by Moonlit Aria reviews
After years of suffering, Harry and friends conspire together in a plot to trick Ron and Hermione into expressing their feelings. [ Based on Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing; PG-13 for language and some sexuality. ] ** Completed **
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,049 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 39 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Five Days by underyourstars reviews
**COMPLETE** Ginny decides to confess her feelings to Harry – and she has five days to do so, before giving up completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Snitch reviews
Ginny has a new life at Hogwarts-without Harry Potter. But has her new life really allowed her to be over Harry? Set during the last half of OOTP, this story explores Ginny's relationship with Michael Corner and how she really feels about Harry and Cho.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Out of the Cupboard reviews
Sequel to Nightswimming. Back at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione have kept their newfound relationhip hidden from their friends and family. But when someone finds out about them, how long will they be able to keep it a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Very Secret Diary of Ginny Weasley reviews
*Completed* Chamber of Secrets from Ginny's POV. Very true to canon of book. Ginny's first year at Hogwarts is not what she expected as an ancient chamber has been reopened, endangering the school, and changing her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,212 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Nightswimming reviews
During the summer before their fifth year, Ron realizes his feelings for Hermione and decides to take action. But does she feel the same? Chock full of voyeurisim, gnomes and a bit of swimmin' in your knickers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Storm reviews
Ginny wants to save Harry, but in the midst of a storm, who will come to save her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Return to Godric's Hollow reviews
Sequel to The Music Box. One year has passed since the final defeat of Voldemort. Harry is finally able to go on with his life with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. But the surviving deatheaters have different plans, and Harry must take Ginny into hiding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Perfect Proposal reviews
*Completed* Just a little snippet of the Hoffleboffer 'After Hogwarts' canon. Hermione comes to the Burrow and finds out from Ginny that Ron intends to propose. But will he actually go through with it before she leaves him for her new job at the Ministry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Music Box reviews
*Completed* Harry and Ginny find each other with the help of an enchanted music box. With the help of Sirius Black, Harry uncovers secrets about his mother Lily, as well as revisit Godric's Hollow. Budding romance between Ron and Hermione also featured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete