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Author has written 18 stories for Secret Window, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Saw, Supernatural, and Torchwood.

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I'm a computer nerd, I have too much time on my hands and that's all you need to know :)

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Us by deemsft reviews
A bunch of one-shots of a developing relationship for Oliver and Felicity. (Rated M for obvious reasons, though that doesn't come along til later.)
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,440 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Oliver Q., Felicity S.
Survival by Showers' Inc reviews
Adam is alive. Detective Maria Cassidy is the only person who can keep him that way, but Jigsaw is targeting both of them. Every piece of the puzzle fits, now Adam and Maria must solve it in time to save themselves and wins Jigsaw's game once and for all
Saw - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,125 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/2/2006
Incite by Miss Savvy reviews
Abigail Hobbs wants to act out her sexual fantasies with a certain psychiatrist. (Hannigail one-shot)
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
ABC by SawManiac211 reviews
A series of random one-shots feauturing words of the alphabet...and a lot of freaky randomness! Rating may change in later chapters, suggestions will behelpful.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,526 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010
Yes, there will be Facebook by You Left Me At The Altar reviews
Take a look at the secrets our heroes share. Mostly Adam and Lawrence. Hoffman, John, Zep, Strahm, Amanda, David, Daniel, Eric, Evan and other... Different pairing hints! /Chapter 53: couch
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 9,169 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011
Dean Prostitutes Himself by GabrielsLoveSlaveLokiFTWincest reviews
And Crowley's the Customer
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Crowley, Dean W. - Complete
Written in Blood by teenageroadkill reviews
The heart cannot be involved. Emotionally there can be nothing there. But what happens when Hoffman can't learn to completely detach himself from his emotions, especially concerning Amanda? AMANDA/HOFFMAN fanfic about love, lust, and betrayal.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,647 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Amanda Y., Hoffman
Harder to Breathe by HoffmansLittleToy reviews
Okay everyone, this is my first SAW fanfic, but it's an idea I got while watching Saw 5. I thought I'd elaborate on Hoffman's life before Jigsaw. I hope y'all enjoy. Oh, and I will continue this story, but the postings may be irregular.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hoffman, Strahm
Dr Jekyll & Miss Hyde by Rabidnar reviews
Remy and Cameron decide to have some fun at a Haunted Amusement Park, but not everything may be what it seems. AU.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
It Wasn't All For Martha by KakaxIru2010 reviews
10/Jack. Martha's been snatched ad will be placed for auction in a fetish club. Jack and The Doctor have to blend in to get her out. Lemon Oneshot Slash M/M
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Mind Games by SawManiac211 reviews
The Doctor and Co. are brought to the 21st Century where the Jigsaw murders are still taking place. But why do the corpses have no shadows? And how can the Void be opening again? There is another survivor of the Time War...Brief HoffmanXAmy please R&R
Crossover - Doctor Who & Saw - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Hoffman - Complete
The Doctor Shows Jack How a Screwdriver can be a b by silvermoon-06 reviews
Ten uses his sonic screwdriver on Jack, showing him that it can be used in the most delicious of ways, one of them being for pleasure. There's lots of steamy sex in this one.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Knave's New Heart by AlysonOfrell reviews
The Knave travels through out wonderland to ask for forgiveness. When he meets ALice and The Mad Hatter's little girl, she think he not all bad. But, Knave is still hated in Wonderland and she wants to make him feel like he belongs here. KnaveXOC
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,104 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
BFFs by zeppx reviews
Cas and Becky are totally BFFs. Dean does not approve. There is also teal nail polish and strawberry daiquiris. Don't ask.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Castiel, Becky R. - Complete
The Last Game by AgnesDei reviews
Hoffman has been released from the bathroom to find a changed world and a chance of redemption in the kindness of strangers. However, there are three people on his trail, one of whom will stop at nothing to keep their promise to a dead man.
Crossover - Saw & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Hoffman, Andrea - Complete
Just The Way I Like It by OrangePlasticGummyBear reviews
Sequel to "Just Being Neighborly" but can stand alone... First Person POV... No connections to my other NCIS fan fic series.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Outside the Species by SilverWolf7 reviews
The Doctor isn't attracted to his own species. After a very bad marriage and stealing a TARDIS, he finds himself in the sexual world of other species, mainly human, and connects with it in different ways.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Quiet by FragileEyes reviews
"Why are you helping…me? You should be making fun of me by…by now." "It's no fun teasing you when you're drunk. That would just be cruel." Fic inspired by the song "Louder Than Thunder" by The Devil Wears Prada. Hoffman/Amanda! Rated T for safety.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Amanda Y., Hoffman - Complete
Working Hands by Zabby reviews
The coffee shop runs out of caffeinated coffee, and Gibbs is desperate for caffeine. The only place he can think of is in Abby's lab. But is he desperate enough for Caf-Pow?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
BathTime by TimeFire reviews
The Doctor and Amy. In the Bath. Confusion and Sex Ensues...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Chocolate Syrup by KuromiGrrl reviews
Established Gabby smut. Abby plus Gibbs plus chocolate syrup equals a very enjoyable evening! WARNING: Explicit adult content. Disclaimer: I own nothing but the chocolate syrup. Second story in The Delicious Series.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
The Only Way I Know by canyoufindme reviews
Her planet burned, he saved her, how could she pay him back?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Life of John Kramer by cgal120 reviews
A short piece that I had writen for my English class in 2009. It's sort of the autobiography of John Kramer a.k.a Jigsaw. Spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen any Saw film. Description may vary because of Saw 7/3D.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Jigsaw, Jill T. - Complete
Shattered Memories by DarkPhoenix567 reviews
Vegance can change a person. Which is what happens when Mark Hoffman takes his reveage against Seth Baxter. Can he push his vegance aside or will he fall down the hole of darkness futher.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hoffman, Amanda Y.
Skin Deep by The Rhapsodian reviews
Set right after Saw6: Hoffman's cover has been blown, he's on the run and there's only one person he can trust... Following the demise of Erickson's team, the FBI sends in a new agent, and he'll need to be shown around town.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,839 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hoffman - Complete
I am from AUSTRALIA! by Dr Robert Chase reviews
Chase gets very drunk one night and takes out his frustration in this open letter to fanfiction authors about where he comes from, and how "Australia" is not spelt "USA".
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - R. Chase - Complete
ChChChanges by Pyewacket75 reviews
Co-written by Hughville and Myself. House gets hit on the head and experiences some very interesting changes. Rated M for language and sexual content. Takes place sometime during season 7 and goes AU from there. House/Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,174 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
The Elm Street Syndrome by Bolto reviews
A documentary of the infamous 1998 video game, Scream, that killed thousands of teenagers worldwide in their sleep.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Love Me Today, Hate Me Tomorrow by ChasetheMorning22 reviews
Peter Strahm gets caught in a hallway by Mark Hoffman after work, only to find it might not have been the best idea to stop. Light bondage, cursing, sex. A one shot between Peter Strahm x Mark Hoffman of the Saw Series.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Strahm, Hoffman - Complete
Labyrinth of Memories by razz4499 reviews
Alice stayed after the Frabjous Day, but now something stirs beneath the land, causing the peoples of Underland to fall under madness and despair. It is up to Alice and the others to save the land, and end the creature's reign of fear...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,177 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Possibility of Sanity by Kalika Barlow reviews
A series of oneshots devoted to Saw pairings for the 100 Oneshot Challenge of my own design. Pairings inside. Includes characters from Saw I, II, III, IV, V and VI
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009
Wanna Bite? by Powerfulweak reviews
Forbidden fruit lurks in the Tardis kitchen. R-rated one shot, 11/Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Black Out City by theaspiringwriterx reviews
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But of course, there's always "Black Out City." As Greg Sander's turns 22, he's compelled by the fine young lady he meets at the club for the first time. Is it obvious what he wants to do next?
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Greg S. - Complete
Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman, True romance by Helen Young reviews
Amanda Young and Dectetive Hoffman's true feelings for other.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Amanda Y., Hoffman - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend by cheriepie89 reviews
This is Bella Swan, from the Twilight Series. She is about to jump off a cliff. This could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Friend. crack!fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
I Will Survive by SawManiac211 reviews
A Saw parody of 'I Will Survive'. Insanely random, my friends and I want to make a music video for it...might put it on Youtube if we do!
Saw - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Jigsaw, Amanda Y. - Complete
Strange Meetings At A Magnificent Garden Party by Ryo Nightray reviews
Ever wondered where Cpt. Jack Sparrow got the idea for a Magnificent Garden Party? Perhaps after an encounter with an odd fellow in a top hat who looks a little familiar... One-shot. Enjoy!
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Who's China? by Toesocks29 reviews
Movieverse. A buzzed Mad Hatter receives news about Alice sailing over to China. He asks her about this so called China and a little madness ensures as the end result. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
Turning Over Old Leaves by SawManiac211 reviews
Based on SeaSaw's chracters - thanks for letting me write this! Hoffman returns from hospital after 'Is There Truly Life fter Death' and tries to keep the conditions John has set for his return... Please R&R!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Captains Chair by Mythal Rising reviews
PWP. The Doctor and Rose get cozy after another crazy adventure in the TARDIS. Formerly 'What Is'
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Only You by MetalGirl666 reviews
Gwen/Jack Love and SMUT ! cos' i believe that Gwen and jack belong together
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Gwen C., Jack H.
Stoner Sex by sexyrocker reviews
Nicole and Saul meet, get high, and get it on. D/s. One-shot!
Pineapple Express - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Tempest After Sun: Saw Drabbles by Kalika Barlow reviews
A series of Saw IV based drabbles. MarkOC MarkAmanda StrahmLindsay MarkLindsay JohnJill JohnAmanda
Saw - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Who's Nightmare? by LoneGunGirl88 reviews
Freddy visits two girls in their dreams, but finds that he can't hurt them because they don't fear him. Now he's stuck with a fangirl and a wiseass in his dreamworld who won't leave him alone. Who's nightmare is it again? Lowered rating. Chap 27 up.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,432 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Yet Another Awkward Moment For Jigsaw by cleesy reviews
Another one of Jigsaw's mishaps while just trying to teach people a lesson...
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here The SECONDish! by Atashi Desu reviews
This is a parodytype thing of Saw. I didn't feel like creating a new character, so I've decided that it is a sequel to my Ring parody and I've just brought Saige over here. That's about as much summary as I can get without telling the whole story...
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Jigsaw's Dinner Party by Ba'alzamon reviews
Jigsaw, now retired from teaching people life lessons, invites a few of his past victims to an apologetic dinner he’s holding at his hideout in the old mannequin factory. Enjoy.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Sawyer's Book by hubblejubble48 reviews
Sawyer find the book "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" and decides to have some fun with it.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Sawyer
The Coffin by witchyred reviews
A one shot about Abby's coffin...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Not so Secret Window by SmileVampy reviews
Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004
One more Cradle Trilogy: Part II by hubblejubble48 reviews
Shannon and her unborn child are in a coma, will they live or die? PG13 due to romance, violence and adult language. R&R please!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Shannon - Complete
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Cat and Mouse by Citizen Complex reviews
Jigsaw creates a very special game for his latest victims, akin to cat and mouse. [COMPLETE]
Saw - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Stuck In An Elevator by J. B Jazz reviews
What happens when a disfigured murderer, a beautiful chorus girl, a quiet ballerina, an obnoxious diva, and a fop get stuck in an elevator? Anything...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Sir Bedivere's Logic by Maiden of the BH reviews
For those of you who are fans of Sir Bedivere's logic on how to tell if someone is a witch, here's some of his logic behind other things.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Lessons on Love by Erik'sTrueAngel reviews
A young girl teaches Erik the ways to get to Christine's heart. Not an ErikOC! Please R&R! COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,271 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
Lost by MissJorja17 reviews
Think "Lost" crossed with "CSI". Please R&R WIP
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005
Ordinary's Just Not Good Enough by pepsicolagurl reviews
Greg Sanders has always been an outsider to his co-workers. Are his recent mistakes a demand for attention or a serious cry for help? [COMPLETE]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Complete
Three Sins by Marakida reviews
There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing." A Greg based fic
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
The Point of No Return by possumgurl reviews
-Complete- What would have happened if nobody had followed Erik and Christine after 'Point of No Return? What if nobody came, not even Raoul? EC (Rating subject to change) Warning: Raoul - OOC Epilogue...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
The Way Family is by linschickrule101 reviews
Greg has some family problems that come back to haunt him and the CSI gang are forced not to get emotionally envolved, but whats really going on behind this family?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
CSI Songs: A Musical Tribute by HYPERPISCES reviews
This contains some of everyone's favourite songs... with a CSI twist! R&S (Read and Sing)
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005
Phantom of the Crime Lab by CadaverBlue reviews
NEW CHAPTER ADDED! Phantom of the Opera meets CSI. Sara is a bright new addition to the Las Vegas Crime Lab. Her skills has an investigator are improving thanks to a certain, Angel of Forensics. GSR in a sick twisted sort of way.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004
World Turned Over by BlondeNeko reviews
Greg was framed at a crime scene and the media gets involved, making the Crime Lab loose track of their case which leads to more murders and more chaos.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/6/2004
Lonely Hearts by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Shooter has fled Mort's mind and left gaps in his heart. Now Mort is lonely. What will he do to find and keep the woman of his dreams? The answer: anything! warning: sexual content!
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,310 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Email from hell by Amanda-Krueger reviews
Imagine writing e-mails to Freddy Krueger in hell. And imagine even getting an answer… What kind of pen-palship will grow out of this? R&R and have fun! UPDATE: CHAP11 UP!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,131 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Sanders for President by Andrew-Squee reviews
Greg is running for President. Short little one time thing
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Greg S. - Complete
Names by Randomly-lost reviews
Claire's looking for baby names with Charlie's help and in the process, she finds about his past.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Snapped by Sheyna-osirissystemlady reviews
Catherine, Warrick, Nick, Greg, and Sara are watching something really freaky going on in the break room. What the HELL is he doing?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Complete
When a Lab Rat's Bored by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Greg is BORED, so he makes a poll to amuse himself, the results cause admissions from a few of our CSI's GSR & WC Complete
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Freaking Great by jbr12476 reviews
Sara is having a bad day
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004
Never Alone by iced-rain34 reviews
Eighth chapter up! I won't say what its about because I don't want to spoil anything! R & R!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,833 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
Rainy Day Dinners by Psycho Goddess reviews
In which dinner is delayed, but breakfast comes right on schedule. (Sequel to ‘Never Trust Your Cousin’; Unbound response)
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2004
Once Upon a Time at Mexico and Chambers by Spoofmaster reviews
Finished! A parody of OUaTiM that takes place entirely at a single intersection. I don't own anything.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
The Wizard Prison Tango by Darkest-Shades reviews
A parody of Chicago's 'Cell Block Tango' (I know, I know.) with Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Pansy, Olympia and Alicia. They didn't do nothin' wrong! Oh, but who gets killed? Read and find out! I like reviews too. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/1/2003
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Do it with Malfoy by madam-pyro reviews
*FINISHED* Slytherin vs Gryffindor.Both parties become very degraded and embarressed,both get to sing their little parodying lungs out.Song parody alert :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002
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Rift Entries: reviews
Tales of a fighter's entries in the Rift. Based off of an off site RolePlay Idea, all Torchwood and Supernatural based
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2012
At the Crossroads reviews
Fed up with it all, Becky decides to help the Winchesters the only way she can. By dealing away her soul. One-shot for now, may continue if I feel like it. Not Romance.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Becky R., Crowley - Complete
Pieces Come Together reviews
The story of Lillian, John's step-daughter, and how the SAW-verse affects her life. Hoffman/OC. COMPLETED!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Jigsaw, Hoffman - Complete
Ghosts of the Past reviews
Sequel to "Pieces Come Together" Ten years have passed since the Jigsaw murders ended, but will a visitor trigger a new wave of violence?
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hoffman
Jesus Peter reviews
Strahm's hard drive is busted, so when his favorite techie fixes it...he's busted. Rated M for porn references and bits of 'scenes' and explicit language.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Strahm, Hoffman - Complete
Diary of an Abandoned Foot reviews
Lawrence's right foot decides to keep a diary of his experience in the bathroom, starts at the end of SAW. Humor!Fic, short chapters
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Dr. Gordon, Jigsaw
What's in a Dream? reviews
This is a random humor fic based off a dream I had last night involving some people familiar to me. OOC tendencies and randomness await
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Jigsaw, Hoffman - Complete
Hoffman and the Hoffy Bunnies reviews
Lawrence gives Hoffman a chance to live...if he can survive in the minds of the top 5 Hoffy Bunnies
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hoffman, Dr. Gordon
Fleeting Thoughts reviews
quick mini drabbles about Hoffman in each film...no sex involved for once
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hoffman, Jigsaw - Complete
The Bathroom reviews
Palmer didn't die in SAW VII as we saw it; here's what she chooses to do... categorized as one-shot but have second chapter if requested
Saw - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hoffman - Complete
Puzzles reviews
A collaboration of epic proportions. Four authors are thrown into the world they have long written about
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Jigsaw, Hoffman
The Game of Death reviews
Jared is being tested by Jigsaw for his wicked ways. Will he succeed or fail? Rated M for language and future gore.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Jigsaw
Of Roses and Hats reviews
Iracebeth knew she was doomed, but she wanted to make a backup plan for the Crims legacy and bloodline. MH/AK, OC/?Has all characters from the Burton-verse movie. Chapter 2 up!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims
Interrogation reviews
One-shot, PWP. Hoffman needs to interrogate a person who might have some information on the Jigsaw Killer, but what he gets is something more.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hoffman - Complete
Silence reviews
Another one-shot, Mort's final journey
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Show me the Meaning of Being Lonely reviews
This is a songfic to the tune of Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. This is the first songfic I've ever written so please review on it
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Clash of the Titans! reviews
Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and Michael Myers are having a little competition to see who is better.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2004
Swapping Movies reviews
CHAPTER 4 UP Well, 6 characters from Johnny Depp movies are switiching places, Agent Sands bursts out into song
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004