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Joined 09-06-11, id: 3230161, Profile Updated: 05-09-12
Author has written 4 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, and Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム.

My Name:Names are for the weak

Where I am:Right Behind You

Rules To Write Chipmunk Fanfics: According to ChipmunkLover and Kitty Seville

1) They are brothers, nothing else.

Well, duh...but the same rules don't apply to Theodore, he's still remains genderly undefinable

2) They must always live with Dave.

I'd really hate to be married to them. Wait it says they...that's not being specific, that could mean the chipettes too, or anyone in the world for all you know

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.

Okay I can live with that. I'm guessing he doesn't have very many options, does he?

4) They cannot die.

Can they dice?

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as they're signature colors.

Um, okay...

6) They can't die.

I guess the rules of 'The Circle of Life' doesn't apply to them, and I see what you did there

7) They can't be severly injured.

They can't die, they can only stay in one place, they can only end up with the same girl, it sounds as if you want to ruin their lives

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.

So the chippetes can't be in it? Then who are they going to marry now?

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.

Sorry they can't be in it so I can't follow that rule

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.

Well they're apparently immortal, so their either already dead or used cheat codes

11) They can't be in horror stories.

They're scary enough, and I saw what you did there

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.

What if someone dies and your in a funeral scene?

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.

What about those movies that combine real life with cartoons, like 'Who Framed Rodger Rabbit' for example

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.

Better, I just won't have songs in it

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.

I have to say you take this WAY too seriously, there just stupid cartoon 'Chipmunks' or mutants

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.

Alright here's a new rule I'm sure everyone will like it

17) There can't be a sex scene

Okay, I like that rule

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Creepy Doll by Twilight Vestige reviews
As they say: "The show's not over, 'till the little girl sings." Based on a song by Jonathan Coulton.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Fantastic Mr Fox: The Masked Bandit by goofyeyeballs reviews
At the end of the movie, Mrs. Fox is pregnant. This is the story of their daughter, Noni. She is a habitual pickpocketer, kleptomaniac, and lock-picker.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2009
Bedtime Fairytales by Twilight Vestige reviews
“Once upon a time, in a land not too different from our own, was a great race of Squirrels known as the Kulas of Conk...”
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Consequences of Late Night Drinking by Twilight Vestige reviews
Conker returns home after a night of drinking at the local pub. Unfortunately for him, Berri is there.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Skulls & Squirrels by Booster reviews
Feeling depressed by Berri's death, Conker realizes there could be a way to get her back: Gregg the Grim Reaper. Rated T for Gregg's swearing, as well as a bit of undead violence. Chapter 3 in!
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004
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Chipmunk City reviews
After a big fight with Brittany and a small break in, Alvin comes across a large and violent civilization of chipmunks and other forest creatures. Rated T for violence and some blood. Bad summary
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Chipmunk City, OC sign ups! reviews
Now I know I've already tried this and I quit before it was made But I promise you guys I'm going to do it for real this time So sign your OC up ,hopefully get him/her accepted and let me do the rest I promise I'll work hard on it this time
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
Dukes Secret Hideout reviews
Hello I'm Duke and I decided to make a Q&A show whenever I have freetime. So send in your questions and dares and I MIGHT answer them. Now Funnier! and Edited
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011
A New Beginning reviews
The rebels have to find the Legendary mystery disks before the baddies Can they do it? Read and find out!
Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Genki, Tiger
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