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Author has written 3 stories for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Gravity Falls.

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More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 332,245 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 1/31/2009
Buried Beneath the Cherry Tree by LeviathanoftheSky reviews
"I've waited over a century for you to return, and you don't even remember me." How could a demon fall in love with something as fleeting as a human? A samurai, to note. It was laughable, yet he could not bring himself to smile. Tsugaru/Izaya, Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,935 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Shizuo H., Izaya O.]
Being Human by sheneverupdates reviews
Shingen's experiments tend to cause a bit of an uproar from time to time. Never like this though. Then again, the very idea of two Izayas is enough to throw Ikebukuro into chaos. Hachimenroppi!Izaya. Shizaya (Side Pairing: Shizuo x Roppi / Roppi x Izaya). Contains Yaoi scenes as of Chapter 17.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,637 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] [Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima]
Dual Intrusion by KowaiNoOuji reviews
Aware of the relationship between Shizuo-san and their Iza-nii, Mairu and Kururi cannot help but to be curious. It's with both annoyance and reluctant relief that Izaya discovers how quickly his sisters grow attached to Shizuo. Undoubtedly, his days with the monster are about to be a little more crowded. [One-shot compilation. K -M]
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] Mairu O., Kururi O.
The Deepest Cuts Don't Bleed by scarylolita reviews
Kyle's eating is disordered and his OCD is slowly getting worse. Craig is letting his philophobia control his life, denying himself anything that might make him happy. Stan is trying to mentally prepare himself for his parents' inevitable divorce. Meanwhile, Kenny is just rolling with the punches, quite literally.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,577 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Frog Prince by TheTacticianAlchemist reviews
Nagisa tries to nickname the members of the swim club as different aquatic animals, but Haruka doesn't think Makoto's a whale. [Fluffy MakoHaru. Set just after episode 3.]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Sun Hands by ZombieParade reviews
In which Gamzee offers Karkat a little pick me up and a happy and horny Karkat is the result. Also, I suck at summaries.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Where's The Frosting? by Auralia Sparks reviews
"What is OOC?" L asked. "It could be a verb signifying fear." Light guessed. L and Light have a very in depth, and "serious" discussion about fanfiction terminology. OneShot!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Psychosomatic Monsters by sachi-sama reviews
After Shizuo begins acting strangely, Izaya uses his prowess to get answers as to why. Unfortunately, this causes a series of events that ultimately fly out of control. Rated M for a certain brute's mouth and a certain raven's imagination. Bonus chapter, up!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,295 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Clue by tsuki-san16 reviews
When what starts as a straightforward mission suddenly turns deadly, it's up to the Shibusen group to figure out what the hell is going on. If Kid and Soul manage to get together in the process, well, that's just a bonus. Kid/Soul
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,482 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Where's my Ring? by Antique.Clockwork reviews
He knew he was in for a long day, when his boyfriend Orihara Izaya tossed him out of bed to look for a damn ring he had lost. But Shizuo supposed he had no one else to blame but himself in the end, seeing as he had planned it all out. -Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Melodies by weirdprince reviews
- and Gumball thinks that somehow his very heartstrings are being stroked. ;Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee;
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,269 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee - Complete
A Suggestion of Marriage by Sabathiel reviews
Shizuo's finally decided to pop the question to Izaya, but proposing is a lot harder than he ever thought it would be. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Detox by you're running wild reviews
Ulquiorra falls from grace. Slight Ulquiorra/Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Seven Ghosts by SynesthesiaAddict reviews
When Izaya is given a death sentence, how will the dynamic with Shizuo change? WARNING: sick Izaya, awkward but caring Shizuo and a sensitive topic. Now rated M
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
January by lillialyce reviews
Oneshot. Circus AU. Lovino keeps telling Antonio that there is more to their Ringleader than meets the eye. Antonio isn't sure what to believe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Tales of Imagination by Lia-Osaka92 reviews
Grimmjow must have done something really, really horrible in his past life, because all of a sudden, his boring new Literature teacher happens to be living right across the hallway. GrimmUlqui AU. Rated for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fighting With Our Faces by CRQ reviews
ONESHOT. Simon tries to force Izaya and Shizuo to talk. With their limbs pinned together and their weapons thrown aside, there is only one option left. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Push by skysedge reviews
"Push me," he whispered. Rated for implications and language
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
I Know Where You Live by Rookk reviews
It's the streets of Tokyo. Ggio is a young, smart and cunning career criminal who always gets caught by Soi Fon, a young policewoman. So what if he falls in love with her? Solve this case with Soi as she tries to outsmart Ggio once again. :: AU OneShot::
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Ggio V. - Complete
Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Triskaidekaphobia by Cameron Kennedy reviews
It's a long way to fall if you're number one. B knew that, but maybe he hoped A wouldn't make that mistake... or maybe he just didn't think it could happen to someone as good as his brother.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - A, BB - Complete
Yours Is the Only Hand I Want to Hold by Aikat3rin3 reviews
A cute two-parter. High school isnt easy, especially with foster parents that don't like your boyfriend, but Ulquiorra was never really one to give up or back down, especially when it came to Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,830 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Broken Heart by ghibli22 reviews
Lovino learns something he was never supposed to. Ficlet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Ancient Rome - Complete
Interdisciplinary by Canadino reviews
Really, teachers get a lot of flack, but they're not so bad, especially if they can hardly speak and/or they happen to sleep with their students...AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Things Spain cannot do during World Meeting by RedHatMeg reviews
Things Dense Spain cannot do during World Meetings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain
The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking by Canadino reviews
Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Games by Lady Misaii reviews
Turkey wasn't one for losing, and neither was Egypt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Never, Never, Always, Forever by whereSilencebegins reviews
Peter has gone to London and grown up. When he returns to Never Land, he realizes just how misrepresented Hook really was and he finds himself drawn to the dark haired Captain. For anyone who likes yaoi and knows the story of Peter Pan!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete
Always Changing by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
The year is 1956, the event is the Suez Crisis. And Francis is learning to take nothing for granted any longer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Egypt, France - Complete
into dangers by zorrie reviews
You're a tease," Cassius breathes into his ear, and Brutus shivers. Slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Order in the Court! by Pollux Unbound reviews
And Grimmjow says, "I'm filing a complaint against Cuatro Espada.", to which Aizen asks, "What seems to be the problem?". Grimmjow then growls at Ulquiorra, "Sexual harassment, that's what." UlquiGrimm GrimmUlqui SzayelStark Ulquiorra's POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Coffee Flavored Rain by frizzy.writings reviews
Kenny thinks Tweek is pretty freakin' cute when he's spazzing; Tweek doesn't even know what to think, period. Slash, Craig/Tweek, Tweek/Kenny. T for Language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
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Off To The Races reviews
Shizuo hasn't had a good drink in years; he decides it's high time to do so - and maybe troll Izaya to hell and back while doing it. In which Shizuo pretends to be 'Kanra-chan's boyfriend' while a crossdressing Izaya is in the middle of a job. For the DRRR Kinkmeme.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/26/2018 - Published: 5/2/2015 - [Shizuo H., Izaya O.] Kyohei K./Dotachin - Complete
Pretty When You Cry reviews
How pathetic could one get, he wondered, how vile and dependent did one have to be to fall in love with his own demons—with a sick, sick man, who was never taught how to pronounce the word, much less understand it. Beauty, he learnt, was quite relative. (in which Dipper nurses Will's wound - in a manner more painful than the wound itself) rev!billdip, rated for gore/dark themes
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Dipper P., Bill - Complete
Quarantine reviews
"You see, love is such an ugly thing, Shizu-chan. An ugly disease that thrives on pain and breeds like a parasite, aiming to suck the life out of whomever it can claw at— and that's why I love my humans. But you, Shizu-chan, I hate you. Love needs something to give it strength, a bloodsucking leech. Hate is a strong word all on its own." Love needs a quarantine zone. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete