Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Teen Titans.
Here is some stuff about me.
1. I love Chinese Food!!! It is one of my food weaknesses.
2. I am addicted to reading Harry Potter and iCarly fanfiction.
3. I have an unhealthy obsession with the movie Newsies.
4. If you ever cross me the wrong way, I will hurt you. *Smiles sweetly*
5. I've got self esteem issues so no flamers kay? Just kidding. I'll probaly just send you an angry pm and then think about it and realize I'm wrong and send you an apology.
OH! I FORGOT! I am a girl! :)
By the way, I've lost my mind. :P
Oh wait, I NEVER HAD ONE! XD
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. (Yeah...I'm used to weird looks by now.)
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (Done this. No one even noticed...)
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (I do this quite a lot. It disturbs some people.)
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. (Done this one. Yeah...Flew right over the guys head. But my family and I had a laugh)
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. (Not even gonna tell you what happened.)
12. Sing Along At The Opera. (Who doesn't do this? I mean come on people! I've been doing this since I was a kid!)
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go'
This makes me so happy to know I'm not the only one who acts like this. AMEN!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb head?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run! -Bleep- Run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Are good to have.
BEST FRIENDS: You can't live without.
That's what Bffs do! Well, that's what I would do...Haha.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever fallen up the stairs.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever been called a dork for loving to read.
Copy and paste this to your if you've ever been called weird for not doing what the "crowd" is doing.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you completely crazy.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you call yourself strange.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you like annoying people.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your perfectly fine with being who you are.
That akward moment when your looking at your cell phone and walk up to your car, and after a few moments look up because the door won't open. And then you see this sticker that says something about a car alarm. You realize it's not your car. So then you run away as fast as you can.
Yeah. That's life.
That akward moment when you realize you've
Yeah. That's life too.
That akward moment when you can't find your cell phone and so you call it from another phone. Then it rings. It was in your pocket.
Yeah. That's stupidity.
My cat keeps walking all over the keyboard. It's really getting annoying. *-9-- Yup. That was not a typo. It was my demon *Ahem* I mean sweet little kitty.
Yeah right. Oh great, now there are teeth marks on the power cord. Happy day for me!!!!
That moment when you realize you've got a crush on a cartoon charater. Yeah, you know then you've become mayor of loserville. But it's alright. It's not lonely here. There's lots of us nerd who watch to many cartoons and read to many comic books. I bet you'll fit right in. Forewarned though, once you reach our level of weirdness, there's no going back.
Teen Titans in one of the best cartoons there is. I should know, I'm obbsessed with it. Now all you people out there reading my profile, tell me, who is your favourite charater and why? Now I'm sure your all wondering who my favourite charater is. Alas, I cannot tell you because at this moment I've forgotten how to spell their name and would rather not look the fool.
And now your all looking at each other confused. Yes maybe I shouldn't have told you the reasoning behind not revealing my favourite charater. Yes, that would've have been the smart idea. Sigh. There's always next time.
That moment when your really hungry but can't seem to get up to fix something to eat.
Yeah, that's lazyness.
That moment when you eat that extra bowl of something even though you know you shouldn't.
Yeah, that's gluttony.
That moment when you get mad at someone for something that doesn't seem to matter that much to them.
Yeah, that person is going down.
That moment when you get really angry at your favourite tv show 'cuz they did something you didn't like and you get so angry you stop watching it for like two years.
Yeah, that's anger issues.
That thing called breaking? Yeah, that's smart when your riding a bike.
That thing called money? It's a good idea to make sure you have enough of it before trying to buy something.
That thing called water? Smart to have some when it's hot.
That thing called soda? Not smart to have some when it's hot.
That thing called a diet? Turns out your not susposed to have ice cream sundaes when your on one.
That thing called being friendly? Turns out, most people don't know what that means!
That thing called texting and walking? Makes you run into things.
That thing called Algebra? Evilest thing in the world.
That thing called pizza? It's addictive.
That thing called Computer Addiction? What do you mean I have a problem? I can stop whenever I want!!!
Turns out, when you dye your hair purple, it's probably not a good idea to dry your hair with a white towel.
Turns out, it's bad to wear flip flops in the rain.
Turns out, cat nip makes cats go zonkers.
Turns out, spilling soda on a key board is bad!
Turns out, things get very akward when you make a bad joke.
Turns out, akward silences are very much akward.
Turns out, that's redundant to what I said before.
Turns out, thats even more akward.
Turns out, I'm just gonna stop.
And by the way, this things that I'm telling you happened to have happened at one point in my life.
MEW MEW STYLE, MEW MEW GRACE, MEW MEW POWER IN YOUR FACE! -Mew Mew Power
I think I'm turning into a cat! Oops, did I say that out loud? -Mew Mew Power
Somebody pinch me. YOWCH! I DIDN'T MEAN REALLY! -Mew Mew Power
Sounding like Dracula? Awesomeness.
I've got a new story going now, called Sibling Rivalry so I hope you guys like that! Hopefully I'll be updating pretty regularly. If you happen to see that I've written other stories, don't read them. They're crap that I wrote like two years ago and ugh...Makes my blood boil just thinking about them. The only reason I keep those stories up is to see how far I've come in my writing. I'm not saying I'm a great writer, cuz' I am so not, I'm just saying at least I know to use quotation marks now.
And now that I've said don't read those stories, your probably going to go read them now. Sigh. Whatever! Seriously though, Sibling Rivarly is my only decent (I hope) story I have on here...
Byez for now!
P.S. I just looked at my story and saw that 'Paste Document Here' was still on there. Ugh. WHY ME? Still hope you like the story though!
This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.
"I STILL THINK YOUR JASON TODD!" -Beast Boy
"Ugh! You people are USELESS!" -Jinx
"Someone should put a bell on you!" -Kid Flash
"Hey can I eat your soul Raven?" -Trigon
Star Trek is my life.
FOREVER A TREKKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There really is a point when your obsession becomes unhealthy.
Yeah. I'm past that. I have several unhealthy obsessions.
And addictions. Lately I can't get off YouTube.
Or stop eating Ramen noodles.
Your strange if you've read this far into my profile.
But it's okay.
I've been controlling your mind.
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