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Hey this is WickedWarrior and how do you like my prof pic, it the back from my favorite design from wicked jester clothing, also I'm on the look out for good pjo chaos stories so tell me if there are any really good ones out there.

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable.

4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or My Space.

6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Here are some things that don't make sense, and some things that are just plain funny.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon

On a Myer hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".(Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:” Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(But, it's just a suggestion).

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This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. ha ha

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Annabeth Chase Vs The Internet by ithinkabouttrees reviews
The head councilors of each cabin are given a special reward; laptops! But what happens when someone with all the wisdom in the world is pitted against something with no wisdom at all? Insanity, that's what. It's Annabeth's first "normal" summer in a very long time, and things are about to get pretty crazy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson and the Powers of Chaos by Dowy Sixst Haevens reviews
Percy left camp after being betrayed by Annabeth and replaced by his half-brother Mark. He comes across Chaos and is granted Chaos powers in order to save the world when the time comes.How will Percy use his new powers? Find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,670 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Changed by The Silvermoon Wolf reviews
There was another war. World War three. I've been running for sixteen years now. The gods and monsters are after me. I've been betrayed by my friends, and I'm going to get revenge. I'm Percy Jackson, and I've changed. CHAPTER NIINETEEN (ANNABETH) UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,155 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Percy J.
You've Got Mail by HAWTgeek reviews
It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by higherthanlove22 reviews
Truth or dare? Percy jackson and his friends play truth or dare their way. Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,461 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011
Travel To the Past The Lightning Thief by CherryPop0120 reviews
The Muses have made Percy's adventure into books! Apollo wants some fun and sends the demigod counselors back in time along with them! It's during the Winter Solctice... many gods are present. Will the demigods survive or be killed by their relatives? Hm?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,768 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Emily Z., Cerberus
Who is your Favorite? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Hera had a bright idea- instead of erasing memories to unite the two camps, why not just create a game show? Now Percy, Jason, Annabeth, and Reyna are subjected to the horrors of hosting! Complete-ish.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Reyna R. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Hidden Problem by Enterprise-NCC-1701-A reviews
Here we go again, one more of those stories, don't read it if you don't like it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Chaos's assasin: The Return of Perseus by ngreaux0813 reviews
When the love of Percy's life leaves him for his brother Dylan percy runs away. Chaos found him and named him Alpha. Now the camp needs help and Percy aids the camp against something even the gods can't handle.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Son of The Big Three by hero of all reviews
Percy's mom died and left him all alone. And when Hades brings him to the underworld. Did I also mention that he's only six. Read for more on his adventure. AU for the Lightning Thief. No slashes. Idea from Thesuslives
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Something Fishy by WhimsicallyWritten reviews
Percy has been suspiciously working so hard, taking extra shifts and barely having time for himself or Annabeth. Annabeth then thinks of reasons behind all of Percy's hard work. Little did Annabeth know that the reason was her all along. AU/AH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Problem with Omnipotent Parents by James' Lily Flower reviews
You think nothing can be worse than your parents getting involved in your sex life? ... Wrong! What if your parents are gods and getting involved in your sex life?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson and the Fandom Quiz by TheEmberGirl reviews
Intro is first chapter. Warning: randomness may occur.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Percy J.
Life in Highschool by PercyJY reviews
This is a story where annabeth meets percy for the first time in highschool, but Annabeth soon finds out that Percy isn't who he says he is. They are not demigods and have nothing to do with fighting monsters in any way. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,716 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Good Bet by HecateA reviews
Every day of summer counts if you're Travis Stoll. And you have to be good for all of them. That is; if Travis can do it... Tratie, rated T only because I don't know how far language goes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Big Three Kids by Cloud1174196 reviews
This Percy Jackson like you have never seen it. What if Percy Thalia, and Nico were all the same age also what if the Prophecy was completed sixty years ago. What would Percy's, Thalia's, and Nico's lives be like Totally alternate universe many changes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
The Assassin of Chaos by GodoftheSeas21 reviews
It has been 500 years since Percy has left camp and joined The Soldiers of Chaos. Now Gaea and the Titans are rising again. And Percy's new mission is to help the Gods and the camp he left behind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,950 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Percy J.