Hey this is WickedWarrior and how do you like my prof pic, it the back from my favorite design from wicked jester clothing, also I'm on the look out for good pjo chaos stories so tell me if there are any really good ones out there.
You know you live in 2013 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable.
4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or My Space.
6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Here are some things that don't make sense, and some things that are just plain funny.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
The Stupidest Things On Products
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon
On a Myer hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".(Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:” Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(But, it's just a suggestion).
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This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. ha ha