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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20792 - Favs: 5,245 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4525 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,073 - Reviews: 9261 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,227 - Follows: 6,803 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21188 - Favs: 10,293 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In The Land Of Emo: Impersonate and Infiltrate by Love-ChellyAnn reviews
Bella and Edward notice a group of emo children at the mall one day. The two become curious as to why the emos dress and act the way they do. Hilarity ensues when the two parade around with the lot of them... for 'scientific' reasons... sure...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10479 - Favs: 11,439 - Follows: 12,178 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm Sexy and I Know It! by reyes139 reviews
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of a Broken Heart by MrsEdwardCullenP reviews
Twelve years without a word. It took so little for her to leave me. And now... of all the hospital rooms in the whole country, why did she have to walk into mine? "Get the f- out of here," I spat. AH, Canon pairings. M for lang mostly. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 177,191 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7005 - Favs: 5,514 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Baby by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella and Edward were in love when Edward was human. There was an accident and it "killed" Edward or so Bella thinks. Bella goes to Forks with her and Edward's daughter. She thinks she'll never see Edward again, but boy is she wrong. See what happens. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,428 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Last Friday Night by amandac3 reviews
Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,964 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer Vacation by Twireader81 reviews
New couple, Bella and Edward, spend their summer break from university together in Forks, strengthening their relationship. Bella gets to know the Cullen family and becomes reaquainted with her dad. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 600 - Words: 987,905 - Reviews: 13574 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Property of Bella Swan by BellaSunshine reviews
Follow 13-year-old Bella Swan's diary over a span of several years as she navigates her first crush, first heartbreak, first kiss, first everything. Daily updates until complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Renesmee & Jacob by Juliaa-nicole reviews
This story takes place about 5 years after Breaking Dawn, and is about Jacob and Renesmees relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Finding Bree Tanner by coldplaywhore reviews
A comedy about trying to find your way in life, while trying to 'rescue' your high school sweetheart from hers, only to discover she doesn't want to be helped. Rated M for language and all that good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,311 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Help Wanted by jaxon22 reviews
Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant and distant Hollywood star Edward Cullen. Will she be able to do her job without letting feelings get in the way? A/H Lush Lemons Graphic and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 607,440 - Reviews: 12596 - Favs: 9,938 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella turns Emo by Red on the Head00 reviews
One-Shot! *** Jasper teaches Bella to be emo while the rest of the Cullens are away! R&R! Rated T for emoness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Fiducia by AlwaysMyBella reviews
With Bella's condition and no money, it makes getting into Juilliard near impossible. But somehow Bella finds herself at Juilliard sharing a dorm suite with 5 other people, who have their own demons as well. Can you find trust in strangers? AH AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,186 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Vamps by Heart-of-Angels reviews
Edward cheats on Bella. 2 years later she's vampire in a band called Bloody Vamps, what happens next. PS:after twilght
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Hate You reviews
Bella Swan, classifies herself as alone and Crazy, but not wierd. Never wierd. Edward Cullen former bestfriend, leaves her alone and goes to hang out with Tanya and her popular group. Can Bella and Edward become best friends again after everything? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Bella, Edward