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Author has written 6 stories for Redwall, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello everybody! I'm Lilypad the Fourth, but you can call me Lily, or Lil, or ma'am, or... Pretty much anything as long as it's nice. Lillers is off limits, tho'.

I really love writing, and I try to post stuff on here, but I'm pretty busy, so updates tend to take awhile. They're totally worth it, tho'! Seriously, if you haven't already go check out my Hetalia stuff.

Speaking of which, those of you who follow my stuff know I haven't updated since over a year ago. Life's been nuts, I assure you. However! I've thought about it, and I might start writing and rewriting my existing stories.

Statuses:

Nowhere Academy: Rewrite, new OCs across the board.

Redwallia: Definite rewrite, but will be last on the list. Possible that I won't finish it.

Reality is Less Sweet Than Fiction: Parts will be rewritten, but most of it will stay the same.

Series and things I love on here:

Hetalia

Pokemon

Professor Layton

Penguins of Madagascar

Portal

Soul Eater

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors


That's all I can think of off the top of my head, but I love lots of other things I don't read fanfics about.

I love roleplaying, too, so if you want to do a random roleplay about anything PM me! (Just please, keep it teen. I don't want to read about ponies having sex and have to respond to that.) I am also happy to co-write if anyone wants to do a collab.

Thanks for actually reading this!

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Ghost Circles by Aragem reviews
The Bone Cousins have made it back to Boneville and have each began new lives and careers in Boneville each living from their experiences in the Valley. Fone Bone, now a teacher and librarian, tries to move forward, but the thoughts of Thorn and the Valley plague, until one night, a certain visitor appears at his door . . .
Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/29
Stars by TMBrown reviews
Nick and Judy write e-mails back and forth as Nick struggles to adapt to the world of being a ZPD Academy trainee, and Judy tries to tackle her next case with a temporary unhelpful partner.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,584 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 4/2 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
The Ol' Zootopia Ball Game by StuFox reviews
It's that time of year again - time for the annual Zootopia Police Dept. vs. Fire Department charity baseball game. The day is hot, the booze is cheap and there's scores to settle. Plus Judy's had too much to drink. What could possibly go wrong?
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/19 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Is by animeobsessed001 reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a newly single father trying to raise his boy Alfred on his own. Francis Bonnefoy has been living the life of a bachelor until he finds he has a son named Matthew and due to circumstances, has to take him in. Both men struggle with raising the boys, but when Alfred and Matthew become best friends and bring their fathers together, could it lead to family? AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 7/25/2012 - England/Britain, France
Realizations by Inumaru12 reviews
It's been many years since their failed first 'date' and Papyrus realizes that it isn't just his human friend who has been holding onto their love for him, but that he has fallen in love with them as well. Papyrus/Reader fluffy
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Papyrus, OC] Sans - Complete
Cobalt by 43501 reviews
Several weeks have passed since you fell into these labyrinthine subterranean caverns. It's time for you to move forward. [WARNING: Explicit Sans x Reader, the reader insert's sex is undefined and can be interpreted as either male or female.]
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Happy Hetalia Games! by ClaireNyaan reviews
When the World Meeting is interrupted, 24 of the nations are kidnapped and sent into the Hunger Games. What will the Capitol do to ensure their entertainment? Will the nations be able to all escape alive? Warnings: Character death, violence, swearing
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,455 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 7/5/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Russia, Switzerland
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
The Portal Bride by FuchsiaMae reviews
An AU inspired by The Princess Bride, featuring true love, high adventure, and science. Pairing is Cave/Caroline.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,091 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Cave Johnson, Caroline
Tea and Coffee by inharborlights
FRUK College AU - Arthur is caught in the blizzard of the century while trying to get to class one day. When he enters the campus coffee shop to escape the weather, chaos ensues. Fluffy and cute, T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Two-timers by kurushi reviews
One day, at seven in the morning or so, Jowd has two sets of memories. Just like that. It's fine if he gets a happy ever after, but trauma can change a person, and he's not sure how to reconcile two lives worth of choices and feelings. Threesome, post-canon.
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Detective Jowd, Inspector Cabanela - Complete
It's the double partner dance, baby! by kurushi reviews
When Cabanela felt something, his blood boiled, and it filled his arteries and his veins, and if he didn't move and cry out loud, something inside him would have burst. It wasn't even his wedding night, but Jowd and Alma's. It wasn't his place to be wearing his heart on his sleeve. Threesome Jowd/Alma/Cabanela, pre-canon.
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Detective Jowd, Inspector Cabanela - Complete
Piano Man by marinoa reviews
When an unknown piano player enters the pub Arthur is working at, Arthur Kirkland merely shrugs and life continues in normal patterns. But then, one evening, the piano man speaks to Arthur, and the wheels start turning. FrUK, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [England/Britain, France] Prussia, Spain - Complete
Woruba: World's Basket by Murasaki Argenteria reviews
Furuba!AU of Hetalia! Summary: A Family with a curse almost as old as time itself and the girl who will change their lives forever. Meet Juliana Martina Bennett a not-so-typical/average American girl. This is a tale about her and the family she will come to consider as her own... Maybe. NOT UKxOC! incomplete! Story being moved and reposted on a different account as of 8/19/2014!
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 3/2/2011
Bulletproof by Locked Up reviews
Sometimes parental approval is overrated, especially when the parent in question solves problems with a right hook and a bottle of vodka. Sometimes the only thing left to do is get a tattoo, put on your tightest pants, and run away to the New World with your dumb bestie-cum-boyfriend (even though you told him not to come, dammit) Fr/punk!UK...slash. *Companion-ish to Oblivious*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/25/2011 - England/Britain, France
Manual in the Making by iTorchic reviews
"What I didn't know was how my so called 'weirdness' could get even more corrupted with the odd insanity that would park itself on my doorstep one fateful day after arriving home from school in the middle of February."Rated T. Based off of Lolli's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Germany - Complete
Shorts! by BananaNutCrunch reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Lots of FrUK, USUK, FACE, Cold War, Bad Touch and the Asian Invasion... with a side of everything else, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,918 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - England/Britain, America, France
Russia? Prussia? by CandyNights reviews
What will Germany do? Prussia wants to be lovers instead of brothers and Russia wants Germany all to himself. Will Germany choose to be with his brother or with the abusive/controlling Russian? Or will he deny both of them?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,518 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Germany, Prussia, Russia
Kleine Schwester Lili by Hufflepuff-Sunflower reviews
[Title means 'Little Sister Lili'] After his sister moves out, Vash reflects on WHY she would've wanted to leave. Inspired by 'When I Was Your Man' by Bruno Mars. [Siblings Switzerland and Liechtenstein, RussLiech] [Oneshot]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Liechtenstein, Russia] Switzerland - Complete
The Woes of Being Rosetta Stone by The Mocking J reviews
Rosetta has a problem... Make that several problems. And you, like, totally have to listen to her.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - H. Layton, Rosetta S.
Useless Folsense by Nightfancy reviews
After being left behind for what feels like the millionth time, Flora wonders how useful she really is. Spoilers for Game 1. No pairings.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Flora R., H. Layton - Complete
Defining Affections by The Mocking J reviews
While aboard the airship Bostonius, the Azran emissary Aurora discovers how humans display affections for one another.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2014 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A., Aurora - Complete
Puzzlette's To Do List by The Mocking J reviews
Ever wondered what our favourite puzzle aficionado gets up to on a daily basis? (Yeah, me neither...)
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Puzzlette R. - Complete
Clearing the Distance by The Mocking J reviews
Now that the troubled times in Misthallery have passed, Clark finally gets the chance to mend the bond between him and Brenda.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Brenda T., Clark T.] - Complete
Of rain and window sills by carrotgirlhatty reviews
Dispite being warned not to by England, Liechtenstein watches the rain for too long and falls asleep, leaving England to watch over her until she wakes up. Only to fall asleep himself. Rated T for OOCness, like, a couple of swear words and one kindda-suggestive-ish sentence from France. Super fluffy UKLiech
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [England/Britain, Liechtenstein] Switzerland - Complete
The Aperture Games by vifetoile89 reviews
President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,860 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Chell, Katniss E. - Complete
Smells like love by Darkblacklily reviews
England's latest spell has backfired, again. Instead of a spell to make everyone fall in love with his cooking, they have fallen in love with HIM, and they won't leave him alone. Will he be able to survive all of their 'affections? ?/England England/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,770 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Belonging by 0- Jougen-Knight -0 reviews
Leon was always fully aware of how different he looked to his family. However, he tried to put off any of the insecurities that tried to seize hold of him; that told him he wouldn't belong. It was on his birthday, when the insecurities take a bigger toll on him; more so than usual. Luckily, his older brother Matthew gives him comforting words of wisdom. Human AU - family HongCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Canada, Hong Kong - Complete
HetaVoice! by 0- Jougen-Knight -0 reviews
Welcome to HetaVoice! A singing competition like no other - four Judges pit against each other to find THE HetaVoice amongst many contenders. However, in order to get through, one must impress them while their backs are towards them. Human AU, contains Nyotalia, rated T for swearing, some innuendo and maybe a bit of romance later?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 80,817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Romania, England/Britain
The Gold or the Soul? by livvykitty reviews
(NEW CHAPTER ADDED!) Alfred, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard! 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards! If you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold, but if you lose the Devil gets your soul!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
Amphigory by MomoOfficial reviews
In an anonymous office in the Copley Building in Boston, there is a stoic accountant who never speaks, and a nervy receptionist who never stops talking. AU Wheatley/Chell, some NSFW content.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,706 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Hetalia: Pearling Ash by Bai-Marionette reviews
Modern AU. Arthur couldn't move on. It was his fault. It always would be his fault. But Francis will help him to see that there is always a forgiving Angel to soothe a troubled heart. FrUK For Waveripple of Team Sunrise
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
All That I Have by queen of the moment reviews
When Arthur decides to take Marianne to Paris for her 75th birthday, he has no way of knowing that they'll be going on an adventure that will not only change the lives of a group of students, but will help Arthur and Marianne finally lay some ghosts to rest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2013 - England/Britain, France
Romantic Room by The Mocking J reviews
No longer in his prime, Inspector Grosky isn't often assigned exciting cases. He goes to discuss the problem with Alfendi Layton. However, Grosky hears... things happening between Alfendi and his assistant, Lucy.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Alfendi L., Lucy B.] Inspector C. Grosky, Inspector Chelmey - Complete
Love for Dummies by 35711 reviews
Francis thinks that if Arthur can just release some of that tension in the carnal fashion, he'll cheer up. As he attempts to find Arthur a friend-with-benefits, however, he grows less and less comfortable with the idea of Arthur being in a relationship- even if it's casual. Meanwhile, Arthur comes to some conclusions of his own. Rated T for... Belgium? FrUK. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,200 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, France
Reality? by Ms. AtomicBomb reviews
Ivan Braginski starts his story on a warm summer day, He meets a lovely girl named Madeline and soon begins to fall for her. RussiaxFem!Canada. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [Canada, Russia] - Complete
What If by Aiko-love-Anime reviews
Sweden, in a down time in his life, finds himself waiting for a date that will never show up and pondering what would happen if he sat down with a stranger nearby. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sweden - Complete
How I Got Saved by Bri Nara reviews
Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Felix Felicis by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
His name is Feliks Łukasiewicz, bus driver extraordinaire. Though he would be the first to say there really was nothing extraordinary about it, sometimes the most peculiar things can happen on public transportation. Multiple pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013
Hallelujah by LittleSouthOfSanity reviews
The blind lead the blind, but only one person was blind in this equation. Blind to the things happening right under their nose, and blind to the one person who loved them no matter what. FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
of bobby pins, hand cream, and drawings of sheep by queen of the moment reviews
They like to pretend there was nothing in it; they would lie that there was no relationship. Maybe they were protecting themselves, maybe they were just scared. England/fem!France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
London Life: Love Rumbles by The Knit Hat Ninja
Rory would always wait for Caroline, no matter how long it took. It wasn't just his girlfriend he was waiting for, it was his love. He couldn't wait for his life to begin with Caroline. That thought alone helped him through the wait.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
Daring Damsel by The Mocking J reviews
Emmy can't believe it. Descole has taken her... captive. Yes, captive. (How humiliating.) Can the professor and Luke save this daring damsel?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A., J. Descole - Complete
In Which Presumptuous Neighbors Prove to be Good for Something by queen of the moment reviews
When you present a small town with two men who live together and seem far too friendly, people are going to come to certain conclusions. It should have been expected, but it still sets Arthur on edge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
About Time Too by The Mocking J reviews
Its about high time Emmy made her confession to the professor.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [H. Layton, Emmy/Remi A.] Rosa G. - Complete
Domestic and Mundane Messrs Kirkland and Bonnefoy by cowbellgalore reviews
Fr/UK-UK/Fr:'The Domestic and Incredibly Mundane Existence of Messrs Kirkland and Bonnefoy'- is the full title but it doesn't fit. A collection of snapshots of Arthur and Francis through their domestic and incredibly mundane existence. -human names- AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - France, England/Britain
Take A Name by plumpthighs reviews
The same guy served him every day. Secret Valentine gift, coffee shop AU. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
In Your Place by KassyMalone reviews
Injured in a battle on the high seas with that idiot Spain, a feverish England wakes up in his own bed. Luckily, his new little brother Russia is there to take care of him. Not everyone is happy with England choice of little brother - something is off about the lavender-eyed man - and you know, they may be right...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
A High School's Day of L'amour by Angleterre97 reviews
High school setting. It's Valentines day and Francis has the whole school buzzing. Arthur couldn't care less. Fruk fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2013 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Name Calling by MangoGrape reviews
Wheatley discovers preschool is not always a very fun place.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
His Deepest Fears by LoveGaara06 reviews
Trapped within an inescapable hotel with a room for everyone's deepest, darkest fears, France is faced with his own room. His worst fears come to life right in front of his eyes, and all he can do is cry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Noteworthy Affection by queen of the moment reviews
Every day Arthur receives a note from a stranger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Close Your Eyes, Make a Wish by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Magic!AU. When Finland finds himself lost and at death's door in a violent blizzard, he happens to stumble, quite literally, over something that could change his life forever: a genie's lamp. Eventual SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,367 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Coffee Chase by Bri Nara reviews
Austria just wanted his cup of coffee that morning. So did Netherlands, and America, and Norway, and several other nations. Was it really that hard? Crack fic, spur of the moment, T for slight swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Austria, America - Complete
The Pianist by Bri Nara reviews
On a dare, Elizabeta enters the abandoned house in her neighborhood. But this 'abandoned' house, has a man who plays piano... Friendship. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Homecoming by Heroic Panda reviews
Christmas Day, 1942. Arthur's days without his hero are long and meaningless, but he fears the truth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Childhood Promises by Cnerr reviews
Francis and Arthur were once childhood friends, but were forced to separate with a promise to meet each other again. Fifteen years later they reunite again with one small problem. They had made more promises, but neither of them wants to bring them up in case the other forgot. Fruk Au.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Inspirations by marinoa reviews
The most important quality in a doctor is patience. This is what Arthur realises when he one day finds a new patient in his little clinic. FrUK AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Always There by Anneliza reviews
France has always tried to protect England, ever since an incident from their childhood. England has never noticed though and France has had to hide the reminders from the first time he ever protected England. Will England ever find what France did for him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Six Cores by MadHighlander reviews
I got this idea listening to the Portal 2 developer commentary, when they say that instead of just Wheatley there was originally supposed to be six personality cores that Chell meets throughout the game. So I started wondering, what would the cores have been like? Only some cores used are completely original. Cover is up! It turned out a lot smaller than I thought. Close enough.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Chell - Complete
Phobia by The Mocking J reviews
Everyone is scared of something. Even the fearless Emmy Altava, as the professor finds out one day...
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [H. Layton, Emmy/Remi A.] - Complete
Riverdance by American Gelato reviews
England discovers a dancing hall in his spacious mansion, and France wants to put it to good use. After all, England does need to get the blood pumping to his butt again! Rated T for England's "gentlemanly" tongue, and for Riverdancing so epic it should be illegal!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Mistletoe by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Francis is a French author, alone in London on Christmas Eve. Arthur is a carriage driver, waiting for a passenger in need of a ride. When blue eyes meet green, both think that the other is the most beautiful thing they have ever seen. Victorian!FrUK AU; fluffy Dickens-esque Christmas oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors Rewritten by Answers4Mi reviews
Basically a novel version of 999: 9 Hours but it's focusing on only one path and the plot, sequence of events, and other elements will be changed. So, nine people are kidnapped for the Nonary Game. Each of them will get to decide if they can escape alive.
999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Junpei
I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor by Heroic Panda reviews
Spending the night in a club was light-years away from Lovino's idea of a fun Saturday night, but Feliciano left him with little choice. Thanks to the creepy bouncer, he can't leave. Bring on the dancing, the stupidly handsome Spaniard and the alcohol; screw the consequences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
She Was Mine by 0- Jougen-Knight -0 reviews
Antonio moved to the city while leaving his love behind. His roommate is a grouchy British man named Arthur. Starting on the wrong foot, Arthur however becomes accustomed to the cheerful Spaniard, despite his tough front. However, that all falls once Antonio's heart breaks and he's in a position the British man is quite familiar with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Phone Call by FrUK Seasons reviews
Francis decides to drop Arthur a call; will the conversation go the way he hopes, or will he only be dialing for naught?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/14/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Acquisition by The Set Animal
WARNING: Cannibalism. "To some people, eyes are a window into the soul; every secret, every trait, and everything the person knows is held in their eyes. To countries, it means a bit more."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
I Wouldn't Want To Wake Beside Anyone But You by HeroAmerican reviews
Francis and Arthur experience a very warm and rare moment in their marriage on the morning of Francis' birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Asleep by cakiepy reviews
Every twenty minutes a flash across the sky, a sliver of white light across a plane of black. Every twenty minutes, Matthew Williams dies another death. Dark Carnival AU where people do not understand the concept of country personifications and immortality is seen as something to be toyed with, to be stretched until it breaks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Canada
How to Train Your Hetamon by Illusion fox reviews
**Strongly based off of Pokemon** To be a Hetamon Champion, you must have an elite force of Hetamon. They have to be strong, obedient, smart, and athletic. No fooling around, and no messing up. That will be quite a challenge for Corey Adams as this new trainer fights off Mary-Sues and total wierdos with the weakest Hetamon of all... Italy. *Love it? Hate it? READ IT!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,423 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - N. Italy
Let's Go To The Movies! by The Mocking J reviews
Arianna and Tony are visiting London for the day and the professor proposes the group take a trip to the local cinema...
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2012 - [Arianna B., Luke T.] - Complete
Broken by MomoOfficial reviews
An injury and a return to hell. This is a story about trust. The sequel to "Innocent," AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,837 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Portrait by cakiepy reviews
An AU where a formerly-renowned painter falls in love with a figment of his imagination. (FrUK)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Awful Poetry by SamCyberCat reviews
Layton is called to America by a spirit medium called Maya Fey, to look into the unfortunate murder of the Triton family that smells too strongly of one of his old foes… Professor Layton / Ace Attorney crossover.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., H. Layton, J. Descole - Complete
Chopsticks by 0- Jougen-Knight -0 reviews
Spain grunted in frustration as his fingers slipped again. As a result, the flimsy chopsticks in his hand gave way and the little specks of rice fell back into the bowl like snowflakes. Vietnam watched with a serious face, though it was plain to see that her honey gold eyes were twinkling in amusement. Crack pairing! Spain x Vietnam.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Spain, Vietnam - Complete
Almost by Kam123021 reviews
Saying those words earlier whenever I would happen to bump into her at the gym, at the library, hallway, study, chemistry lab… wherever, it would have made a huge difference. Day after day, years ago, I would allow my bashfulness to let the chance pass away, let it be tomorrow until the day came that 'tomorrow' had belonged to someone else. [HIATUS - WARNING: FIC IS NOT EDITED YET]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Austria, Hungary
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Hero Conference by metal.lamp-silvertongue reviews
Well, we have one hero, Sonic the Hedgehog. And we have another 'hero', Alfred F. Jones. Naturally, heroes should meet and talk about hero stuff, no? T for language. So far: Romano, Cream, Tails, Canada, Russia, Shadow, Knuckles, Amy, Prussia & Germany! [Almost done!]
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sonic, America
Everyday Scenes by sublimeWaves reviews
A group of unrelated oneshots based off of the beautiful Hetalia fanart on the internet. All different types of pairings and stories. I update with a new chapter every one to three days.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
A Piece of Me by 0- Jougen-Knight -0 reviews
On his way, Antonio recalls the days when his best friend Arthur was a strong, proud and stubborn boy whose love for the piano, evident as Roderich's, was caused by his grandfather. With the blonde now a mess, will he ever play again? Antonio sure hopes so. Rated T for some colourful words here and there. First story online.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Mirror's Edge by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
America finds Romano looking rather lost. Only this isn't the Romano he knows. In this Romano's world he and America are in love, but in this world they're definitely not. Now it's up to America to help this Romano get home, and to bring his Romano back. 2p!Romano, Eventual Romerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,202 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - America, S. Italy/Romano
Incubo by ColonelSexypants reviews
Italy wakes Germany up with a nightmare. This one is different; it has him in tears, sobbing and clinging to Germany's waist for dear life. When Germany coaxes Italy to tell him about it, he finds out more than he anticipated, and it will change those cozy, warm nights with Italy curled up sleeping next to him forever. Title means 'nightmare' in Italian. Rated for mild GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/20/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Micronation 101 by bobness reviews
America decides that he wants to see how a micronation's duty differs from his. Cue Professor Molossia and a discussion of all the strange events that take place in his 'country'. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2012 - America, Molossia - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by The Knit Hat Ninja reviews
Soon, there is no one left but the woman in yellow, the teenage girl and the apprentice. They all stand in front of the grave, reading the name and dates over and over again.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2012 - H. Layton - Complete
The Little Things Give You Away by Exxzie reviews
Antonio finds himself lost and saddened by the death of his turtle, and Lovino is the only one there for him in the end. Rated T for death of a turtle, a little bit of language and a saddened Antonio. Please leave some feedback to let me know what you thought! Thank you!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Fourth of July by Ashynarr reviews
Now it's the fourth, and it's the other twin's turn to celebrate! Of course, being America, he has to make it big and flashy... but that doesn't mean the small things don't matter. Happy Independence Day! - Sequel of First of July! -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Crazy Hormones? by Jun Hirasami reviews
America shows England "Charlie The Unicorn" and the Brit ends up talking to "Uni". Alfred's still present, but he can't tell that Iggy isn't talking to him, but to a GLORIOUS horned...thingy. Rated T due to cursing and stuff. NO YAOI, even if it looks like it sometimes. FIRST ONESHOT! Please review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
First of July by Ashynarr reviews
It's the first of July, and while his party might not be as big or extravagant as his brother's, he still gets to enjoy a day that's focused on him. Happy Canada Day! - An original story where people don't forget his birthday. -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Waking Up With You by Juliana Eschette reviews
France and England waking up on a lazy Monday morning together. The two nations have been at each other's throats for centuries, but that was just business. What really happens in their private moments together when all is calm and quiet? One-Shot. France's point of view. Request from Da Vinci Was A Genius.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
High School Never Ends by tsunderen reviews
If High School wasn't bad enough now she has to deal with those stupid Bad Touch Trio idiots. Genderbending involved here guys. Also Spamano Gerita USUK and others if I feel like it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Randomest Story EVER! by livvykitty reviews
OMG! This is a random story I was inspired to write! What insanity awaits you as you see a more-random-than-normal World Metting? R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
In space, no one can hear you dither like a moron by pleaseletmeforget reviews
An apology to the exceptionally trim mute lady who is definitely probably not adopted. Not that there's anything wrong with being adopted, and if she is, in fact, adopted, that does not make her any less of a person but there is a high probability that she does have parents. Did have parents. They're dead now. Unless they're in suspended animation, alive, which is less likely than
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
You Promised by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
Romano just wants to know if Spain will be there when he wakes up. WARNINGS: Character Death. I should really try a happy story soon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Russian Venom by Icee67 reviews
Russia has begun his take over and only few nations remain. France is one of them, surprisingly enough. But he has one small thing to do before he falls. And that is pay a visit to someone special. FrUK! And small hint of AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
When Tomorrow Comes by Darkflame5 reviews
"As France gazed at the two boys, a strange feeling came over him. Something was coming, of that he was certain. Things were changing, and he knew that someday, he would recall the events of this day and the things he had done. And it would hurt."
Crossover - Les Miserables & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Enjolras, France - Complete
Junk and Sci fi Day of by animerockchic reviews
Two assignments based on Hetalia that I did that I want to share :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sealand, Prussia - Complete
100 things that Brazil shouldn't do by Swirly592 reviews
Even an environmentalist country needs SOME rules. OCs, just telling you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
General Salute, Present Arms by Vyscaria reviews
Francis, Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred visit Canada's Tomb of the Unknown Soldier as nations and as soldiers. They pay their respects and come to understand a profound truth in the process. France, America, Canada, and England; were they not all the same? A military fic, FACE family neutral support.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Canada - Complete
National Skirt Day by xSkipperrx reviews
So for remembrance of Miss Monroe, and secretly for the comfort of Alfred F. Jones, National Skirt Day was born. R/R!:D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - America - Complete
We Found Love by Ankhasia Riddle reviews
Russia goes looking for something in the night...he finds something else, and it gives him hope.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Russia, France - Complete
Remember remember the fifth of November by britachisbride reviews
A short story about the Fifth of November and what England could possible think.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Cro's College Adventures by crocious reviews
Goddammit, Hima-Papa. Why are my history notes covered in dirty doodles? Why do I already know half the stuff they're teaching? Why am I not paying attention? This is what happens when high school Hetalia fans become college Hetalia fans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Japan, Germany - Complete
The Ten Question Questionnaire by GamerRCL0505 reviews
The Interview Core asks Aperture employees a series of 10 questions, with interesting and not so interesting answers. Answers with tragic consequences.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
The Deceleration of Lizzie's Independence by xSkipperrx reviews
Complete!:DI Elizabeta Héderváry have written this deceleration for one reason and one reason only, to become independent.I have come into the realization that if I don't want to get my heart broken again, is to not depend on men...R/R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,181 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
The Fedora by Bri Nara reviews
America brings an old fedora to a meeting that makes anyone who puts it on act strange. Crack. One-shot. Fab!characters. Mafia!Italies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Canada - Complete
Space, I Am Your Father by Topaz18 reviews
Space actually meets his dad, in space. Just a short little drabble about Space. And space.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Hetalia's Nightmare Before Christmas by XionAmmy reviews
Alfred LOVES Halloween. But when one of his favorite Halloween movies comes to life and starts targeting him and his friends, can he team up with Jack to save the day? Will he ever see his friends again? Rated for saftey and not-so-mild language.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Jack S., America
Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney:The Puzzling Turnabout by Ice Maiden Olivier reviews
a spot of inspiration from the news of a game crossover. anyway, what happens when wright has to defend layton on a murder charge?, read on to find out...
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,477 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, H. Layton - Complete
The Cafe Of Double Lives by kuroNshiro reviews
Lovino takes on a dare to dress up as a waitress for a month. While working, he meets Antonio who becomes his regular customer and soon starts fancying Lovino. SpaMano, FrUk, PruCan, RoChu, GiriKey and NethPol. AU Hetalia written by Kokoxchan & me
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,607 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Forgiven In Pain by Scarlet Dew Lily reviews
Wheatly is stranded in space, missing Chell with all his heart. He has been trying to tune out Kevin, but when the silence comes, he has to deal with the pain of being alone. Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
like a zoo of insanity by Corvus corone reviews
Marlene's rambling to herself again, random thoughts of her flatmates and not much else. She's quite sure those four guys downstairs have some issues - come on, no-one is actually called 'Skipper' or 'Private' in real life. A summary of a Human!AU world.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Marlene, Skipper - Complete
The Domestic Life by Hannieh reviews
Human!Wheatley returned from space and finds his way back to Chell. The two now live together but Wheatley's still not used to the human etiquette. Beware, a rather fluffy Chelley fanfic!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Random Acts of Kindness by SparklesInTheSun reviews
High school AU. Ludwig's college entrance essay, the most influential person you know. What started as simple ramblings on a good-hearted Italian girl turns into an amateur reflection on the world today and our place in it. Germany/Fem!Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Surströmming by Geertrui reviews
"And... you'd go to the ends of the earth to get me a kettle with cats painted on it?" Berwald would do many things for Tino. Fluff, plot what plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Oktoberfest by Junewolfe
Gilbert and Ludwig make things hard for their 'caretaker' during October, and she gets back at them for it. Rated for language and what happens. Inspired by a hat I saw. Crack once again .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Germany, Prussia
Questions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme deanon. Russia just wants to find out what this mysterious "sex" thing is, but nobody seems to want to tell him. Warnings for discussion of sex, obviously, and some dark humour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Russia - Complete
Copper Curl by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
Germany is haunted with distant memories of a child with a copper curl. Not only does he struggle to remember his childhood, he also has to deal with his conflicted feelings for Italy. Shounen-ai/yaoi. GerIta with Germany as HRE theory plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,736 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
When You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia by Bakura From School reviews
You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Flags of Empire by MoonClaimed reviews
"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail 'round the world and stick a flag in," by Eddie Izzard . England, in the throes of a Nation's midlife crisis, has reverted to his glory days. This spells trouble for everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Wine and Rum by Presumptuous Cynic reviews
A headstrong and prideful female captain, a trusted and loyal right hand man, and an insufferable monster known as Captain Arthur Kirkland. A love triangle almost as deadly as the Bermuda. Pirate!England x OC WARNING: LIME IN CHAPTER 8
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,827 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia Stories by TigerGirl7707 reviews
Russia's acting evil and everyone keeps dying. Yup, that pretty much sums it up, unless you include the actual plot XD.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - N. Italy, America
Hands Not Meant To Shed Blood by joyouswolves reviews
When little Italy finally stands up to fight for his beloved German, what will that do to his state of being? Dang it! I can't write summaries, I write stories! So just read this one already!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
When You're Away by Addy Robin reviews
Antonio discovers just what it is that Lovino does when he's away... Spamano drabble, etc etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
No Remembro How to Say Eleven by lunar mischief reviews
Lovino came up with the perfect plan to seduce Antonio, and it's all thanks to one semester of Spanish. Rated T for Lovino.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hetalia: Math and Science Edition by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Wouldn't it be cool if the Hetalia characters could help us with our math and science homework as well? Just submit your requests and the material for your problem subject will be stuck in your mind with a funny story you'll never forget!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011
Among Killers by Flashback 1701 reviews
Feliciano Vargas is a young prison guard sent to work on death row. Each of the men he guards is a killer, cold-blooded and labelled as evil. However, he soon discovers that perhaps not all of them are quite so hard-hearted as they first appear. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Hetalia Carols for the Christmas Season by iTorchic reviews
Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Japan And China VS Cleverbot by Star the Cat reviews
This is exactly why you do not click links sent by america. nor should you let china in your house. unless you want to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - China, Japan
Close Quarters by CCroquette reviews
Russia and Liechtenstein are trapped in a closet. Switzerland is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Russia, Liechtenstein - Complete
The Twelve Days of Aperture Christmas by Korekara reviews
Thoroughly confused at the concept of Christmas and why Chell has brought it up, GLaDOS concocts a little carol to understand why Christmas brings humans so much joy. But as usual, GLaDOS's perception of Christmas is a little skewed. Song fic/crack fic.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Kick by wafflestories reviews
Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
100 Things England Is Not Allowed To Do by jimmynovakuumcleaner reviews
As it says in the title, this is a list of 100 things England is not allowed to do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
A Battle Of Wits by MadSockMonkey reviews
Poland and Cleverbot, possibly the greatest wits of all time. Or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Poland - Complete
Just A Product That Gets You Reviews by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Like the title says. This product will give your stories some much needed reviews. R/R
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
An Error Between Seat and Keyboard by Kimidori-chan reviews
After a tough break-up with his boyfriend, Arthur's friend offers him a beta testing role for a product that could help comfort him, and maybe even change his life. Bad summary is bad. AU fic. Rating will change later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Tomators VS Potators by Irakin reviews
How much did Lovino and Gilbert wish sitting at Feliciano's side in the meetings? Who knows. The only thing sure is that from that ridiculous detail, Francis could devise a competition...rather peculiar.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Prussia, France - Complete
Learning to Swim by Someone's Imaginary Shadow
Based off of the fact that England can't swim. I read that somewhere. GO NUTS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
The Troublesome Tea by bipping reviews
Whilst attending a World Meeting, England spills his tea...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Waking up to Wheatley by zabchan reviews
A short Chelley fluff inspired by a prompt on the KinkMeme. Chell wakes up to a curious, inquisitive Wheatley. Human!Wheatley, Post-game AU with implied semi-apocalyptic outcome. Sweetness Warning.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Hetalia Visual Novel Yay noncreative name! by Nearlover7 reviews
Yes I really am doing this. Read on to find out more!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Canada, Japan
The Babysitters by RGaffney reviews
Teenage Vargas brothers find themselves in need of money after they cause the Tower of Pisa to lean. A non-yaoi fanfic about the brothers' babysitting job.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
International Highschool for Countries! by HetaliaFreak9001 reviews
Hi, I'm Alysa Evans, representitive of Antarctica. Today, I'll be starting the International Highschool for Countries. Wish me luck! I'll sure need it...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011
The Passive–Aggression of Matthew Williams by Hane no Zaia reviews
HIATUS. I am Matthew "Maple" Williams, 19, also unknown as Who? Invisible eighty-seven percent of the time, mistaken for my brother for the remaining thirteen. This is my story. This is my life. And this... this is my blog.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Canada
The Zombification of Ivan Braginski by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The world ended on October 31, 2012, the day the virus spread and the dead walked the earth. For Ivan Braginski, it was just the beginning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Terror Orgy by intricate-bindings reviews
France, the ever-dramatic pervert, shatters the calm one day at the World Conference. The results are strange…very strange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Canada, France
Ten Things I Hate About You by CelestiaLily reviews
England writes a letter to France, detailing ten things he hates about him and why the frog makes him crazy. But what did he put as number one? And what happens when France unexpectedly shows up? FrUK/UKFr oneshot. Rated T for swearing. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Viva la Viral by SparxFlame reviews
A tangled mess of one-sided loves, unhealthy obsessions, imagined relationships and broken lives, as seen by those caught in the middle of it all... FrUK, USUK, RusAme, PruCan, Franada. Songfic, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Beer, Barbeque, and Letters by Worldsweaver reviews
Along with America and friends, Texas is on the bandwagon! Send in your letters to the cowboy down south. Rated for possibly you guys, Texas's mouth and occasional drunkeness. All pairings are fine, same with yaoi. And maybe a dare or two if he will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 159 - Words: 29,696 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - America
England Wants Him Gone by Chasing The Black Rabbit reviews
America watched Scream 4. Now he goes to Britain's house. But Britain's drunk, and he and Canada want to sing America a song. Want You Gone, from Portal 2! Crack songfic?
Crossover - Portal & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/21/2011 - GLaDOS, America
Holy Calculator of Awesomeness by The Awesome Sugar Sparkles reviews
Prussia and America have a calculator. It is awesome and holy. WARNING: Pure Crack. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
Asking Permission by zabchan reviews
After having been bequeathed a human body as his "Punishment", Wheatley returns to Aperture one more time to ask an important question. A drabble.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
The Will of Doctor Eggman by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. The whole gang gathers to hear the will of the "dead" doctor. R/R.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Memes by BadFriendsTrio reviews
We've decided to post the memes we get from dA onto FF. The chapter's will have with one of us is doing the meme as the title.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011
Within The Game by TheReaperXSophie reviews
The aftermath of when I get sucked into my Professor Layton game. My first fanfic.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
ºдಠ by Kerekyan reviews
Seriously, when you go to Candyland, always make sure to bring extra condoms...\CRACK!/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ban the Person Above You by IncurablyAwesome reviews
The countries have a game of 'Ban the Person Above You'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
ABC's of Hetalia by Lii and Eii reviews
Learning the alphabet with the help of none other than Hetalia: Axis Powers!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011
Allow This! by LiechLiet reviews
Sealand confuses Finland with some bare sick English slang. One shot, no warnings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sealand, Finland
Kowalski's Last Log by TheBlueWolf888 reviews
Oneshot. Skipper' POV. Some time after Kowalski's death, Skipper finds a somethimg that might be his only log and perhaps his last will. Rated for character death and depth. Not a slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Kowalski, Skipper
MARIANNE H JONES: User Guide and Manual by Houndnwolf reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an MARIANNE H. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer. Based on LolliDictator's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - America - Complete
DAFINA IVANOVSKA: User Guide and Manual by SaranWrappedDaughter reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a DAFINA IVANOVSKA unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure you, the owner, make the most of your new unit. T for my own Paranoia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
We WHAT! by dicaeopolis reviews
[MUTED CRYING]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Germany, France - Complete
The Librarian of Aethia by Afalstein reviews
Fone Bone receives an unexpected visit from his queen. Sometimes Thorn just needs to talk. AU Oneshot.
Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
Legally Hetalian by Marukaite Chikyuu Doitsu reviews
You don't have to know the play/musical to read! Hetalian Parody of Legally Blonde's "There Right There" or "Gay or European" however you like to say it. A lotta crackfic-character-switching goodness! long oneshot
Crossover - Legally Blonde & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
SILVIA LOPEZ: User Guide and Manual by AnimeChick24
Based off LolliDictator's Manuals. This is the USer Guide for the country of Peru. OCC. I do not own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
100 Things France is Not Allowed to Do by CelestiaLily reviews
France has begun a list on all the things he is not allowed to do. Watch the randomness unfold... Pairings: GerTalia, FrUK, AmeriCan, Giripan & others. Short drabble, oneshot. Complete. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2011 - France - Complete
RIZAL PACQUIAO: User Guide and Manual by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You just purchased a RIZAL PACQUIAO unit! To ensure that you find all the hidden gems in this quiet unit, we provided you with this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
CHARICE PACQUIAO: User Guide and Manual by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You just purchased a CHARICE PACQUIAO unit! To ensure that all your bones are kept in place, we provided you with this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
ANTONIO FERNADEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by EliteKessu reviews
This is for me and my friends. It's NOT LolliDictator's so please do not confuse mine with LolliDictator's. Co-Author is SugarandDarkness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain
LUISA RODRIGUEZ: User Guide and Manual by evemiliana reviews
Congratulations! You have ordered a LUISA RODRIGUEZ unit. This Manual will show you how to take care of your unit. rated T for stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011
The One who bears the star by Lin Arwen reviews
The story about Phoney Bones infamous star-shirt and why the cousins stopped stealing when they were teens. PLEASE REVIEW.
Bone - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
It's a small world after all by Bri Nara reviews
Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,220 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Fruitcake Flambé by Reenie Bleenie reviews
Featuring two of the Bone Cousins, a holiday, alcohol, and an explosion!
Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant vs Professor Layton by tomatoesonstrings reviews
A bit of fun :3 one-shot
Crossover - Professor Layton & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - H. Layton, Skulduggery P.
Death the Kid's International Incident by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Several nations of the world arrive at Shibusen for some friendly negotiations with Lord Death. Too bad no one thought to tell Kid about it.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Orphans: a Prequel For the Bone Cousins by Promissa Fidel reviews
This is a day in the life of three orphan bones in Boneville who will later save the Vally from the forces of evil. For now though, they're just trying to survive another day! R&R! ;
Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
To Serve and Protect by GoesKaboom reviews
When Alfred comes to the Central Park Zoo for a PR stunt, it's up to the penguins to make sure he's safe. But the Red Squirrel has other plans for anarchic overthrow, and they involve taking out the number-one threat: America himself. Crack. Complete.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - America, Skipper - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOY: A User's Guide by cactusitude reviews
Hetaliadroids, Inc. thanks you for purchasing a FRANCIS BONNEFOY unit! Although it is not clear why you would want to buy such a product, we have included this handy instruction manual so that you may wring every drop of... enjoyment out of your purchase.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - France - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
A Note For Your Love by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
The Little Nation by Magnolia Teacup reviews
It's time for bed in the SuFin household, and Sealand can't fall asleep! Finland does what any good parent would do: he decides to tell the boy a bedtime story! It's the classic fable "The Little Prince" with a Hetalia twist! contains lots of characters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sealand - Complete
Summer and chrysanthemums by Artemisthe2 reviews
Russia sits on a park bench and meets a strange girl.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Russia - Complete
Hetalia High by WOKgeotobi reviews
Hetalia high school. England's been acting wierd, Japan's in love, Russia's found a new 'toy' and france is still... well... France. What happens when everyones stuck in the same school together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,891 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
A World of Difference by Crazy ASN reviews
The Allied Forces and the Axis Powers are transportedto Pupupuland. Containment of much cultural hoo-ha, swearing in foreign language and random gags.
Crossover - Kirby & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,363 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
100 Things Japan Can Not Do by sharksinsunglasses reviews
One of those meme things. Just a list of 100 things Japan is not allowed to do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Japan - Complete
100 Things that Restrict my Awesome by TeutonicFlower reviews
100 things that West requires I do if I'm to come to the meetings. ...How uncool.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Prussia - Complete
100 Things Greece Shouldn't Do by TeutonicFlower reviews
Greece isn't always a quiet, sleepy philosopher.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Greece
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Masterful Meowth by ShinyAeon reviews
A theme song for Team Rocket's furriest member, sung to the tune of "Master of the House" from Les Miserables.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
What If Disney Made Les Miserables? by Lanoire reviews
Oh, God...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2004
Band Geekism by notkamers reviews
Being a band geek so much more than people think. It's much more than the stereotype allows.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
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This is why we can't have nice things reviews
Highschool AU. Oneshots of various students complaining about why they can't have nice things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2014
Nowhere Academy reviews
The countries are being terminated by a very trusted source: their bosses. In a mad dash to keep those left safe, the nations take over a small town in Oklahoma and pose as students and teachers at its new academy. OC's are closed for now; but you people should read this anyways. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012
Reality is Less Sweet than Fiction reviews
The Unit companies are at it again, sending out units to history-wise young girls and boys across the country. Frankly, I wish they'd skipped me, because then my life would be slightly easier. But there's something up with FMB Corp and the units... Manual Fic. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - England/Britain
I sing of units! reviews
Parody of the song "Mr. Mom" by Lonestar. Basically the life of a girl with units in a song. However, it's a tad bit different than the unit stories...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
Western Hetalia! reviews
AU. Miss Lizzie, the schoolteacher, is visited by an old friend. What will become of their meeting? Human names used. Total crack!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hungary
Redwallia reviews
All of Mossflower's under attack, and this time they can't handle it alone. So they send their 'countries' over to ask for help from ours! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Redwall & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - England/Britain