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Joined 01-10-03, id: 323422, Profile Updated: 11-24-17
Author has written 12 stories for Legend of Zelda.

Well, hello there.

I'm a British guy that a) has been doing this for far too long and b) only writes Legend of Zelda fics. My stories run the entire gamut from the action-packed and dramatic to the outright silly (Pirate Smash, I'm looking at you). Hope you like them.

"It doesn't have to be the greatest. It does have to be you." - Ray Bradbury.

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Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,786 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 4,401 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Where You Stand by Conveyus Prime reviews
[BW] Primal confronts the hero of the day about his uncharacteristic display of bravery. Takes place after the episode "A Better Mousetrap". Thanks to Warlord-Xana for the suggestion!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Optimus Primal, Rattrap - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Conveyus Prime reviews
[BW] Just HOW did Rattrap know that the Tripredacus Agent Ravage had switched sides? Takes place during "The Agenda Part 2" of Beast Wars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Rattrap, Ravage - Complete
Destiny's Opus: Overture by Nendil reviews
Sequel to Destiny's Opus: Finale; obviously still L/Z. Seven years can come and go, but if we were to meet again, will anything have changed? A tale of growing up twice over and of things lost and found.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,505 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/9/2004 - [Zelda, Link]
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Silent Princess reviews
Awaiting Calamity Ganon was just the beginning. Princess Zelda tries to find out why her appointed knight Link is so quiet while he, in turn, works with her to secure a rare piece of ancient technology. The young knight, though, seems to have a game of his own in play. A short Breath of the Wild prequel.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Silent Knight reviews
Defeating Calamity Ganon was just the beginning. Princess Zelda tries to help her appointed knight Link to fully recover his memories and he, in turn, works with her to restore the Kingdom of Hyrule. The Yiga Clan, though, have one last ace to play to stop them. A Breath of the Wild sequel.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,413 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017 - [Zelda, Link] Prince Sidon, Yiga Clan - Complete
The Chosen reviews
It's a post-Twilight Princess world. There's a young girl named Zelda. There's a boy called Link. Except neither are the ones you're expecting...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,156 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Zelda - Complete
Pirate Smash reviews
Maybe the strangest Legend of Zelda story you'll ever read. Yes, that's an accurate summary. You wanna make something of it...? COMPLETE! No, really.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 72,939 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Tetra - Complete
A Breach of Black Glass reviews
What if you weren't sure what side you should be on? Link has to choose - Close the breach between worlds, or let it all end. AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,431 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
The Wondrous Adventures of The Righteous Maximus reviews
AU. Link and the crew of the hi-tech fairy-driven mining ship The Righteous Maximus don't want any trouble, but trouble seems to find them nonetheless. It all started because of Link's childhood friend Zelda. He has to find her again, you see. After all, the fate of Hyrule may just depend on it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,738 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Storm Star reviews
The Sorrow is coming, and with it despair. Dark fantasy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,017 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Legend Redux reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has triumphed. With the Triforce, his most dearest wish is granted. There's no-one left in his way...except perhaps a young Kokiri girl and a strange, time-travelling wanderer. But are things really as straightforward as they appear..?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,983 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
War of the Fairies reviews
Link leads a motley crew of miscreants on a search for a cure for his wife, the fallen Princess Zelda. The cure,though,happens to be slap bang in the middle of a warzone.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,144 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Shadow Lord's Bane reviews
Link, succumbing to the corruption of power and fame, has become a somewhat eccentric dictator in his own right...or so Zelda believes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,312 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Rebel Assassin reviews
Everything you thought you knew about the Legend was false. Link is a Royal Assassin for Ganondorf Dragmire. His target? A certain princess and her poverty stricken family.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,432 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Apprentice reviews
Sometime after the events of Majora's Mask, adult Link finds himself in a self-imposed exile. His beloved Princess Zelda is married to another, but what exactly does this now King of Hyrule intend with both her and Hyrule itself?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete