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Joined 09-07-11, id: 3234866, Profile Updated: 10-30-14
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Web Shows.


Welcome to the Anime-tard's fortress. Here you will find my fanfictions, info about me and the other sites I use. Have fun.

If you're a fan of me, you'll see I erased my whole damn profile. That's because I was sick of it. I felt it was too long, and I just got bored of the dozens and dozens of "Copy and Paste" things that filled my whole f*cking profile (gotta censor for the kiddies). But anyways, feel free to read my new and improved profile.

My DeviantArt (almost never here):

My Tumblr (rarely here anymore, might make a new blog later on):

My name is Crysta, as you might know, and I'm younger than eighteen. I'll share my interests and some info with you if you want to know me better.

Personality: I'm carefree and sometimes lazy, but humorously sarcastic, forgiving and accepting. Or more simply, eccentric, as a friend once called me.

Music: I have liked at least one song of almost every genre (favorite music peeps are Shinedown, Florence and the Machine, and Marina and the Diamonds)

Likes and InterestsReading, writing (snorts), Pokémon, Attack on Titan, Dangan Ronpa, Achievement Hunter, Yogscast, various other YouTube users, beautifully freaking made video games, things I'm probably forgetting to mention or aren't that important

DislikesPeople that are jerks for just no reason, my worsening scoliosis and back pains, how terrible I am

The Edits On Me and My Lazy as Hell Life

EDIT (10/29/14) HAPPY HALLOWEEN. If you've read my most recent "update" for I Miss My Evil Kitties, then that was possibly your first scare from me. If not, and you like that story, I suggest going and reading that since it's pretty important (spoiler: it's an author's note). I have not much to say other than I hope you haven't forgotten me. Because I'm back and alive (partially). So if you see this, feel free to pop in a message to say hi, welcome back, or even "WOW I HATE YOU FOR THAT DECISION", because I don't bite. I like getting messages. Sorry if I don't respond immediately, because even though I'll try logging in more often, I still have a lot of other things going on. So bye for now friends.

Also, do you like how short I made my profile? I do too.

Here, have an inspiring quote before you go.

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." -Murdoc Niccals

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EA2 Screwin' with Shippuden by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Sequle to Evil Angels. 4 years have passed since they have left. It's time for the girls to get their anime on and screw with the storyline to Naruto Shippuden. M for Hidan, Kira and the other Akatsugirls. AkatsukixOCs Warning: This story contains vulgar language and other, if you are offended by such things, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Resort Trip by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, Deidara, Hidan,Tobi, Kakashi, and Itachi are hard working actors. Ana Rae Black, Kalika Marvil, Raven, Kira Rose and Kenzie Qwist are hard working competitors. What will happen when they spend a month on the same resort Island together? NaruHina, SasuSaku, KakaOC, DeiOC, TobiOC, HidaOC, ItaOC. M for Hidan.
Crossover - Naruto & Wii Sports Resort - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Generation Passed On by Moonlit Shadows and Pawprints reviews
It's like any other day in the Naruto world, but for some, fate has a better idea in store. Join a group of teenagers, all who individually have different lifestyles, choices, and back stories, come together and form the bonds of friendship that will live on in the next generations, all thanks to a group of S Ranked Criminals who could barely get along with each other. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Akatsuki, OC
Konoha High: Sakura by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Konaha High School is where all of our favoright actors, actresses, singers, fashion designers, authors, etc. went to school. Anyone who goes there are destined to be a star. But, Sakura will soon learn the secrets of Fashion and the school.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,871 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Putting the scattered Pieces Together by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Things were simple. And lonely. Living alone in a huge house and No boyfriend. Then my best friend appears and sets me up with a co-worker. Here's the thing. Love at first sight. KakuzuOC Re-writ of "Putting the Pieces together"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Kids by Moonlit Shadows and Pawprints reviews
When Pain and Konan's kids come to the base for the summer, they want to create their OWN organization, with none other than the children of the Akatsuki! Oh boy, how will this work out? Rated T, LOTS OF OCS, Slight harem warning, and 9/10 made of crack and fillers. And for the record: DISCONTINUED... Edit: REWRITE IN PROGRESS: 'Akatsuki Generation Passed On'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,537 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Teen Ninjas: Starlets by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Now owned by riquashea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Evil Angels by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
The Akatsuki are going through their usual day... when their suddenly in a new world. OUR world. and they meet up with eight girls who know EVERYTHING about them. And before they know it, all new adventures break out as well as... Romance? !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,697 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
You X Your favorite Hetalia boy by i-am-done-writing-bye reviews
Becoming one with Russia? And Germany is gonna whip you? Lovino calls you a what? Oh my god, look what Japan's been hiding! And the battle of who the most awesome kisser begins between you and Prussia! So much more fluffed up stuff! Request are closed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,669 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - America, Prussia
Akatsuki's New Girls by HyugaPanda reviews
Four kunoichi from sound, sand, cloud and leaf have unintentionally made their way into Akatsuki. What happens when Orochimaru finds out about them? Will something go wrong in the end, or will everything be okay? Who knows? The author certainly doesn't! XD -Dei X OC, Tobi X OC, Hidan X OC & Ita X OC. Please R&R. Rated M to be safe Chapter 10 . εїз
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,850 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Akatsuki
Putting the Pieces Together by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Rae Uzumaki joins the Akatsuki and finds a lonley old codger named Kakuzu and tries to set him up with all of her old friends. Will it work and will she find her own lost romance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Akatsuki Drama: Better than Regular Drama! by Snow-hime reviews
8 girls were summoned by Orochimaru in an attempt to take people from another world to realize his dreams... To destroy Konoha and the Akatsuki. They weren't in his grasp for long, their old friend Taylor decided to save them. In her rush to save them she sends the girls to the Akatsuki and eventually forgets them. What happens next? Read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Akatsuki Preschool For Future Criminals by HMOrange216 reviews
Akatsuki-an organization known for being bad ass s-ranked criminals and...diaper changers? Pein and Konan are about to learn just how hard it is to lead a preschool with criminal kids.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein
Hetalia Unit Craziness! by I-Challenge-My-Faith reviews
Based on the Hetalia unit manuals made by LolliDictator! Read about me and the Hetalia unit's adventures! I suck at summaries! Well, comment and review please! I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Canada, Germany
Ten Things To Do When You Join Akatsuki by HMOrange216 reviews
So you made it into Akatsuki...Now what? Call all your friends over for a party, duh! But you can do the following... This list will be attempted by my OC Kirina. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Kimiko Chronicles by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
The Akatsuki, a powerful criminal organization, find a miserable 11 year old girl sitting around on the very outskirts of their property. And what do they do? Take her in, of course! First fic. Bad at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 130,679 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
DEIDARA: Your Owner's Guide by Prnkstr4Lfe reviews
Thank you for ordering our DEIDARA unit! We hope your purchase ends with a bang.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Deidara - Complete
HIDAN: Your Owner's Guide by Prnkstr4Lfe reviews
You've always wanted a HIDAN, and now you have it! Please remember to read all instructions before attempting to control your HIDAN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
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I Miss My Evil Kitties reviews
It's been almost three years since the Akatsuki left the girls. So when they come back, bring them to their world, everything is peachy, right? No. Because, let's face it, nothing is peachy with this organization around. Especially with eight girls messing up the Narutoverse. Just how is this world supposed to deal with this? (DISCONTINUED, SERIES BEING REWRITTEN)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,060 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Long Live the King reviews
Edgar, a "royal pet" to King Ryan, has been released. And King Ryan will not be letting this go easily. (Achievement Hunter Fanfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
The Saga of Yume reviews
A young girl named Yume, left all alone and wandering in the world, is found and taken in by the Akatsuki. And this little girl will be the biggest change in the Akatsuki's life. What could possibly go wrong? (Rated for Hidan, "The Misadventures of the Akatsuki and Yume" redone and re-uploaded.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Akatsuki
Reality or Insanity? reviews
Based off of Ayukazi with Kitty's story: Evil Angels! - Ana knew the Akatsuki were real. She knew she saw Itachi. And she just knew Itachi loved her, and she loved him.. But now even Ana is questioning her own sanity. But now she wonders...was it all reality or insanity? ItachiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsukittens reviews
The usual day for the Akatsuki. Just hang out in the base. Get turned into kittens, and sent to another universe. And then get given to this weirdo girl and her weirdo friends. It's not the usual? For the Akatsuki, yes. It is. Rated for language used!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
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