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Joined 09-07-11, id: 3234866, Profile Updated: 08-10-15
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Web Shows.

Welcome to the Anime-tard's fortress. Here you will find my fanfictions, some info about me and the other sites I use. Have fun.

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My name is Crysta, and I'm sixteen (b-day is August 2). I'll share my interests and some info with you if you want to know me better.

Personality: I'm carefree and tend to be lazy, humorously sarcastic, and am known to make the shittiest of puns with a stupid grin on my face (I laugh at my own jokes more than the people I tell them to)

Music: I like a lot of shit. Even if it's something I don't actively listen to all the time, I could still enjoy it when it's playing. I just don't like heavy metal/screamo, most rap music, and country

Likes and Interests:Reading (currently in love with A Song of Ice and Fire), writing (snorts), Pokémon, a handful of YouTubers

Dislikes:People that are jerks for just no reason, my worsening scoliosis and back pains, staying up past midnight, how terrible I am

Updates on me and my lazy life

EDIT (8/10/15) I still promise I'm not dead. I'm just gonna be honest and say that inspiration has been giving me the finger. I'm about to change chapter four of the Rewrite for the third time. And when I can't write I take a break, and that break lasts for hours because I've become addicted to a new DS game I bought (whoops :'D). So...yeah. The TL;DR (or too boring, didn't read) version of this is I'm a lazy shit and will hopefully get the chapter up when I can. See you until then

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Things Better Left Unsaid by Sasori33-001 reviews
[Modern AU] When Itachi entered college, his only goal was to maintain a 4.0 GPA. Easy, right? Now throw in a flashy roommate, your typical failing athlete, and a laid-back cousin who swears that he's got everything under control. (Pairings to come later)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,998 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Shisui U.
EA2 Screwin' with Shippuden by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Sequle to Evil Angels. 4 years have passed since they have left. It's time for the girls to get their anime on and screw with the storyline to Naruto Shippuden. M for Hidan, Kira and the other Akatsugirls. AkatsukixOCs Warning: This story contains vulgar language and other, if you are offended by such things, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Resort Trip by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, Deidara, Hidan,Tobi, Kakashi, and Itachi are hard working actors. Ana Rae Black, Kalika Marvil, Raven, Kira Rose and Kenzie Qwist are hard working competitors. What will happen when they spend a month on the same resort Island together? NaruHina, SasuSaku, KakaOC, DeiOC, TobiOC, HidaOC, ItaOC. M for Hidan.
Crossover - Naruto & Wii Sports Resort - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Generation Passed On by Moonlit Shadows and Pawprints reviews
It's like any other day in the Naruto world, but for some, fate has a better idea in store. Join a group of teenagers, all who individually have different lifestyles, choices, and back stories, come together and form the bonds of friendship that will live on in the next generations, all thanks to a group of S Ranked Criminals who could barely get along with each other. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Akatsuki, OC
Konoha High: Sakura by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Konaha High School is where all of our favoright actors, actresses, singers, fashion designers, authors, etc. went to school. Anyone who goes there are destined to be a star. But, Sakura will soon learn the secrets of Fashion and the school.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,871 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Putting the scattered Pieces Together by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Things were simple. And lonely. Living alone in a huge house and No boyfriend. Then my best friend appears and sets me up with a co-worker. Here's the thing. Love at first sight. KakuzuOC Re-writ of "Putting the Pieces together"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Kids by Moonlit Shadows and Pawprints reviews
When Pain and Konan's kids come to the base for the summer, they want to create their OWN organization, with none other than the children of the Akatsuki! Oh boy, how will this work out? Rated T, LOTS OF OCS, Slight harem warning, and 9/10 made of crack and fillers. And for the record: DISCONTINUED... Edit: REWRITE IN PROGRESS: 'Akatsuki Generation Passed On'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,537 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Teen Ninjas: Starlets by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Now owned by riquashea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Evil Angels by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
The Akatsuki are going through their usual day... when their suddenly in a new world. OUR world. and they meet up with eight girls who know EVERYTHING about them. And before they know it, all new adventures break out as well as... Romance? !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,697 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Putting the Pieces Together by AWK and The Akatsugirls reviews
Rae Uzumaki joins the Akatsuki and finds a lonley old codger named Kakuzu and tries to set him up with all of her old friends. Will it work and will she find her own lost romance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
The Kimiko Chronicles by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
The Akatsuki, a powerful criminal organization, find a miserable 11 year old girl sitting around on the very outskirts of their property. And what do they do? Take her in, of course! First fic. Bad at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 130,679 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
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Akatsukittens: Bigger, Badder, and Better Written reviews
In this epic rewrite of a story I started when I was twelve, we follow three girls living together and three Akatsuki members that show up for...whatever reason (with only one of them as an actual cat). The girls actually want the ninjas gone, but mistakes are made and they end up going with them to the ninja world. And changing the plot proves much more difficult than it seems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Akatsuki
I Miss My Evil Kitties reviews
It's been almost three years since the Akatsuki left the girls. So when they come back, bring them to their world, everything is peachy, right? No. Because, let's face it, nothing is peachy with this organization around. Especially with eight girls messing up the Narutoverse. Just how is this world supposed to deal with this? (DISCONTINUED, SERIES BEING REWRITTEN)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,060 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Long Live the King reviews
Edgar, a "royal pet" to King Ryan, has been released. And King Ryan will not be letting this go easily. (Achievement Hunter Fanfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
Reality or Insanity? reviews
Based off of Ayukazi with Kitty's story: Evil Angels! - Ana knew the Akatsuki were real. She knew she saw Itachi. And she just knew Itachi loved her, and she loved him.. But now even Ana is questioning her own sanity. But now she wonders...was it all reality or insanity? ItachiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsukittens reviews
The usual day for the Akatsuki. Just hang out in the base. Get turned into kittens, and sent to another universe. And then get given to this weirdo girl and her weirdo friends. It's not the usual? For the Akatsuki, yes. It is. Rated for language used! (Old as sin story)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
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