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Joined 09-07-11, id: 3234875, Profile Updated: 09-23-13
Author has written 32 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Highschool of the Dead, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, A song of Ice and Fire, Junjō Romantica, Misc. Books, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Hey guys, I know I haven't written in a long while, but I've been stuck in a huge writing funk and I'm not sure when I'll start writing fanfiction again. I have a few ideas up my sleeves, but I have no motivation to actually stick them on paper. I have recently gotten an AO3 account and will be moving - as well as editing - most of my works there and, while I will be more active on that website, I will continue to post the fics here.

Thank for being patient and hopefully I'll get something new out soon.

Yo yo yo! Kat here for all you're fanfiction needs and entertainment. For your visit today, I'll give you - darling reader - a wonderful show of Hetalia fluff. Dinner comes with the show, and you'll get a wonderful feast of US/UK and RusAme, though the chef tends to mess the orders up a bit. For sides, we have a large variety of Game of Thrones, Highschool of the Dead, and some other animes/books. I'm currently re-vising the menu, so many other options will be available soon for your enjoyment.

Your host for your visit will be me! A wonderfully boisterous eighteen year old who is currently residing in the Middle-of-Nowhere, Maine to get my degree in marine biology! I love reading, writing, and adventuring. You can find me on DeviantArt, Tumblr, and Blogspot!

The stuff part! Translations

100 Day-Challenge (Hetalia, RusAme/AmeRus) is Spanish (by the lovely Gabrika) here.

It's also being translated into French (by Zephyy) here.

[She also forgot to mention the fact that she has an amazing and adorable significant other who is going to leave this message here to see if she notices. c: ] ... 0.o When did you get here!? [I'm always here] That's really creepy, love...

Favorite Sports:

I am in LOOOOVVVE with rugby!(European football, i think. The Australians do it too)

Cross country!

Fishing! Blub blub!

Favorite Books:

Vampire Academy all the way

Maximum Ride

The Game of Thrones series

Coldfire Trilogy

The Good German

We Cage the Animals at Night


Eragon and all the others

Lord of the Rings Trilogy and The Hobbit

Video Games:

Call of Dutttaaaahhhh!

And Infinite Undiscovery

Harvest Moon( I love my gamecube)

Star Fox

Anything that has to do with the Legend of Zelda (but mostly Wind Waker/Twilight Princess/Skyward Sword so far)

And, of course, my Favorite Manga/Anime:(in no order)

Hetalia, Soul eater, D. Gray man, Code geass, Angel sanctuary, Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, Black butler, Kyo kara moah, Fruits baskets, Ouran high school host club, Death note, Fullmoon wo sagashite, Junjou romantica, Clannad, Clannad after story, Another, High school of the dead, School days, the ORIGINAL pokemon

I, Ninjacat403, solemnly swear to review every fic I read, no matter how old, young, stupid, lovely,amazing, retarded, or horribly written it is.

This is for all of you that are tired of seeing 100 hits and only 14 reviews.
I've joined the Review Revolution.
Have you?

[taken from Goblindreamer. Pass it on]
Also, if you are looking at my profile because I reviewed, and are rather sad you found this, because you think it means I didn't really like it, and I HAD to review, then truthfully, I skip this on stories that I don't like. I don't want to flame, cause I know how it feels to be flamed, if you don't like it, some one else might, blah blah blah. ANYWAY! Just check to see if I favorited or story alerted - it's a sign on love.


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Shaizzle ( what?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Green dolphin (*snorts*)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Alicia Marion Avenue

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):Cunshvey

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Vodka (yeah, who want's to be saved by vodka...)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Hnicmme (is that even pronounceable!?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lin

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Abby

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot

B: Loves people

C: A good kisser

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Very outgoing

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Loves to smile and laugh

J: Really sweet

K: Really silly

L: Smile to die for

M: Makes dating fun

N: Can kick the crap out of you

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

U: Is very flirtatious.

V: Not judgemental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Is loved by everyone

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

(, cute/easy to fall in love with/hot/can kick the crap out of you/can kick the crap out of you/has one of the best personalities ever/can kick the crap out of you. Anyone wanna dare the 3x kick the crap out you, hmm? ;) )

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.
30. You can quote entire episodes.
31. have long arguments with your fellow hetalia fans about rather or not someone likes someone and have proof from the anime/manga.(like how Germany told Italy he loves him in German in the english verion,but Italy didn't understand him.)

If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name:Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, BloodsuckerHater, Ninjakat403

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of the Empire State Building. Repost this if you would be in the 10 percent yelling 'JUMP!' Ninjakat403

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight
Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, BloodsuckerHater, Ninjakat403

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, iPandaMonium, Carlisle's Favorite Daughter. the hottest cullen girl, Boogaloogaloo, Everbloom Montgomery, xDiaryofthedeadx, BloodsuckerHater, Ninkat403

95 of 100 people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile and add your name: Ninjakat403

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have been called a "weirdo" at least once in your life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who would go to a book store, read everything, then leave if you had that sort of time, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, repost this in your profile.

If you LOVE tacos copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, repost this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, repost this in your profile.

If you like GIR, repost this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, repost this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, repost this in your profile. (...I lost...)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, repost this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, repost this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, repost this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, repost this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you want a taco (GIMME MAH TACO XD)

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy & paste this into your profile. :)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have admitted to being a nerd and then saying "And I’m damn proud of it!" copy and paste this into you profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm SHORT, so I MUST be a weak midget.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a coward.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HATE WEARING SKIRTS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a crazy, vodka-drinking communist spy.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST love eating everything.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be LESBIAN.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one error.

Dont forget to paste this on your profile! Everyone should read and paste, especially today with prayer restricted in school. Copy & paste on your profile IF you believe in GOD!!

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
please follow the directions
listed below:

Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before
my Father."
I Am Not Ashamed.
Pass this on only if
you mean it. "Yes, I do Love God. He is my source of existence and
Savior. He keeps me functioning each
and everyday. Without Him, I will be
nothing. Without him, I am
but with Him I can do all things through
Christ that strengthens me."
(Phil 4:13)

•Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like? •

*North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(x) You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up That damn hair! It never wants to be straight!
() You're a good artist

(x)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation


*South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(x) You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(x) You tend to get irritated easily
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out Yes, yes, we get it, I have a weird hair
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
() You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning I take pride on my cleaning abilities!


*Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
(x) Sausages are your favourite foods. Go brauenwurst!
(x) You like to walk your dog.
(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to.
(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(x)You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your "happy time" So very, very true...
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice


*Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature Only when I need to be! ...Does that count?
()You think everything over before saying it.
(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one I saw one at fort Delaware!
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(x) You need time to adjust to new people


*The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love hamburgers
(x) You think you're awesome (See first paragraph)
() You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses Only during school and driving


*The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea I'm Irish, what can I say?
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
()You're very sarcastic and cynical
(x) Your cooking is awful ...Don't. Say. Anything.
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... I'm IRISH!
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens. Aliens EXIST!!!!
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily I've never gone drinking...
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery


*France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears What about dirty things ;)
(x) You love red roses
(x) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(x) You're very proud of yourself
() You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet


Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood. I had no friends! D'X And I was that kid in the corner who got teased...but I'm awesome now!
(x) You're very tall
(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(x) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
(x) You're very strong
(x) You have a big nose Do these things like making fun of my features!?
(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people "Have you ever just thrown your head back and laughed at the stupidity of the world?"-Me


*Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
() You hate fighting
(x)You have one strand of curly hair like Italy What is up with the HAIR!?
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else
() You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual Yay German!
() You always carry a bear with you


*Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(x) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia I like Russia...
(x) You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well (or relationships in general)
(x) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(x) You want to become stronger


*China (Wang Yao)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(3/10) Not a big fan of China anyway...

*Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
[ ] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[ ] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument Flluuuttteeee!
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons.'
[x ] You wear glasses

(5/10) [Wish I got more than this :U...]

*Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth Do NOT get me started on the way the freshman walk in the halls
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[ ] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike If we go out to dinner, don't take me to somewhere fancy...
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.



[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[ ] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[x] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[x] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise


*Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together I'm the one that the hair XD
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff Some of the questions I ask...
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[ ] You're not very confident
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child
] You tend to let people walk all over you
[x] You're a born worrier


Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
] It takes you ages to come out of your shell...
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x ] You get up to lots of crazy antics


Eat like America
Am an Otaku like Japan
Am as cowardly as Italy
Curse like Romano
Am as hard headed as England
Am as Awesome as Prussia
Am as perverted as France
Am as musical as Austria
Am as innocent as Liechtenstein
Am as quiet as Canada
Sleep like Greece
Am mysterious as Holy Rome
Am a chick like China
Am psychotic like Russia
Am as stoic as Germany
Wish I had an ass like Spain's
Am as violent as Switzerland
Am as manly as Hungary
Am as loud as Denmark
As optimistic as Sealand
As short as Latvia
As smart as Estonia
Am as aloof as the Netherlands

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!! friends are exactly like this.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...?)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This is just my own philosophy...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

So why is it so bad if people love other people of the same sex? The whole point of marriage nowadays is that you are forever connecting yourself to someone you love. If we have rules on who can marry each other, and restrict people, doesn't THAT destroy the sanctity of marriage?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is getting long XD

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Recalculating by DragonQueenSori reviews
This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,464 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Waving Flag by Maximilliminute reviews
"All I've ever wanted was to wave my flag. Not a white flag, but mine. But what right would I have to do that, when all I've been accomplishing has been worth nothing at all?" Italy takes a good look at himself, and all that he's done, and wonders whether he actually deserves the title 'nation'. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,513 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 9/9/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Doppelganger by Jenni N reviews
It's odd for an emotion to take a physical form and it's frightening for one's hatred to do so. How even more so that they look just like you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 202,739 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 4/2/2012
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
The Lost Snow by Snowfall16 reviews
When a small, helpless kit gets lost on an expedition, she meets a rogue, staying with him until she becomes an adult. As she grows older, however, she is faced with a difficult choice. Should she stay with the rogue who saved her life, or go back to her Clan? This is my first fanfiction, so please R&R! I do not own warriors, that would go to the Erins.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,067 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Complete
Cozy by For the 19th Time reviews
The coffee was only half of it, really. He liked the warmth much more. Russia/America, AU, cuddly!Russia. Rated for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Russia, America
A Simple Request by Azshalade reviews
After the trial, Eren is left to his thoughts. That is, until, Corporal Levi comes to him with a most unusual "request". Later things take a turn for the bizarre when an intricate plot to sabotage the Scouting Legion is unveiled. Eren struggles with his feelings, Levi tries to bury his.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,528 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
In the Shadow of Fate by Kabe Allamar reviews
Omegaverse, Wilderness AU - Alfred and Matthew are two omegas on the run. Cast out of their home and driven into hiding, they are discovered by Arthur and Francis, two alphas who will fight to give the brothers a place to belong. UKUS Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,238 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
Tears and Shadowed Eyes by IlanaNight reviews
Prompt from an anonymous tumblr user. Nightmares have kept Levi from sleeping for longer than he can remember, and Eren's started to notice their effects. Can anyone, or anything, bring an end to his sleepless nights?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
In Our House by IrisWrites reviews
Antonio has been put on life support for 7 years now, and with little hope left, it is time for Lovino to let go.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Family of Fifty by BlueTune reviews
Take Fifty teens who constantly get into fights with one another. Force them to spend an entire week together and watch the explosion. Not to mention poor Al is stuck in the middle of it all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - America
The Pleasures of Shadows by Telepathapprentice reviews
RusAme, moderate gore. NSFW.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Russia, America
Synthetic Love by PeachyM00NShine reviews
AU. Arthur wants a maid/nanny, Peter wants genuine love and attention, Francis wants everyone to be happy, and all Matthew wants is to make it through the day. As for Alfred, he's not sure what he wants, but it would be nice if his master smiled more often. (This may be the first Maid!America fic.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,074 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - England/Britain, America, Sealand
A Year of Surprises by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Nations in times of prosperity are capable of reproducing. Of course there's a problem with this: when they do go into heat it doesn't stop until they conceive. This is the story of America's first pregnancy. Mpreg, UKUS, M for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,061 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Perhaps by Dr.President reviews
When the stresses of being a reluctant superpower become too great, Alfred's former self, who championed imperialism as the answer, rises to the surface.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - America, Vietnam
Taking Control of Destiny by bobness reviews
When Gilbert, Arthur, and Alfred end up together in a foster home, they don't really know what to expect. One thing's for certain, though- they just can't get control of their lives. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
And if I stumble by Callicokitten reviews
Things in Russia go from bad to worse and Ivan's barely holding himself together not that he'll let anyone see that . But after missing a meeting he can no longer hide it and of course, it would be America who finds him. Eventual AmeRus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,192 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Russia, America
Jail Bait by PoohAndHoneyToo reviews
"I do really wish I knew why I was here though..." He snaked his hand up to graze Matthew's jaw, thumb massaging light circles into the man's cheek bone. "I am sure an attractive man, both mentally and physically such as yourself would be able to tell me...?" Gilbert has been wrongly accused of a mysterious crime, and he must now face time in jail with his therapist Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Pictish Cemetery by AshMeowsYaoi reviews
Lovino, Feliciano, Alfred, and Matthew just wanted to get home faster. So they cut through Pictish Cemetery. Unfortunately, it doesn't always lead home. Now they are covered in blood and confused. So much for getting home faster. SpaMano, PruCan, UsUK. T for mentions of violent acts and mild to harsh language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
For The Love Of A Brother by Notmyoldname reviews
This is going to be deleted on this account, but reuploaded and continued on my new account! (It doesn't end at the 4th chapter either.) /u/4433420/Remmeku Once I write the 5th chapter I'll upload the rest with it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Missing:LOADERRORTEXT by Paradichloricbenzene reviews
Ignore the italics, don't listen to them. DON'T download this otherwise HE can get to you too. I've only just been able to slip away, to get this up whilst he isn't doing anything against it so I can get this word out. Please listen because I don't know how long I am safe until he notices what I'm typing and attempts to stoTRYHARDERMISTERJONESHAHA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - America
Partisanship by GoesKaboom reviews
Poor Alfred. Lately it seems like his citizens can't agree on anything, much less anything important. So he goes on a little quest to figure out why his people just can't get over their obsession with partisanship. Political satire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,952 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - America
State's Maru Kaite Chikyuu by xXGrayGuitar14Xx reviews
The states think it's unfair that the countries have their own theme songs while they don't! Now they made their own songs to show the states are just as awesome. Review and send info if you want your state done. ALL 50 STATES ARE DONE! Chapter 17 has the rewrite of Connecticut and Massachusets! NOW COMPLETED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
On The Cloud Of Unknowing by DarkmoonSigel reviews
England thinking about past instances involving America and how they got together over the centuries. Human names used. Series inspired by the Gorillaz's song. Seme England. Rated M for a reason. Yaoi warning. Don't like don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
SLENDER by Paradichloricbenzene reviews
When Alfred sets up a treasure hunt in the abandoned section of the forest, things don't turn out quiet as planned... One by one his friends go missing. One by one they realise they can never escape the fear... Rated T for character death, paranoia, some shipping couples, SLENDERMAN and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - America, England/Britain
To Kill A Mockingbird Is A Sin by JerinAnn reviews
This is Tom's POV of when he is found guilty to his death. I took the dialog from the book like it was, but his thoughts are written how we would speak now days. Hope you enjoy. One-shot.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
HetaOni Novel by LuckyKira reviews
DISCONTINUED. The written works of the game HetaOni found on youtube. North Italy has to go back in time to save his friends. Can he do it before he loses his sanity?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Complete
Carried On, Forgotten Lives by xFallingxCastlexWallsx reviews
When certain nations have children they decide to help their kids live as close to normal lives. So they split up each couple, erasing the one parent's memories and choosing one to live with their child in a normal atmosphere. What happens when they meet again, and will things get complicated? UsUk, GerIta, SpaMano, PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,025 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
How to Train Your Hetamon by Illusion fox reviews
**Strongly based off of Pokemon** To be a Hetamon Champion, you must have an elite force of Hetamon. They have to be strong, obedient, smart, and athletic. No fooling around, and no messing up. That will be quite a challenge for Corey Adams as this new trainer fights off Mary-Sues and total wierdos with the weakest Hetamon of all... Italy. *Love it? Hate it? READ IT!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - N. Italy
The Truth about Onions by TheAdventuresJustBeginning reviews that they really don't belong in this story. Ludwig takes a fall down his stairs and wake up with an onion in his hand. Plotless Gerita fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Richman, Poorman, Beggarman, Thief by SilverDropsOfPlatinumInTheRain reviews
The two had never met each other. They didn't know how similar they were. One accidental meeting on a rooftop, turns into a game of hide-and-seek across Europe. "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, Richman, Poorman, Beggarman, Thief." An unlikely meeting and an unlikely parting. And an unlikely reunion, all because of a rhyme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - America, England/Britain
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
HetaOni: The Story Continues by Lady Nightwisp reviews
A continuation of the currently unfinished RPG HetaOni. Trapped in a dangerous mansion haunted by mysterious grey creatures, the countries must work together to find a way to escape, before it's too late.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,138 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - N. Italy
Understanding Sacrifice by Ceilo reviews
Antonio never did understand just how far Lovino was prepared to go for him. And now he would never get the chance. Loosly based on The Little Mermaid. ONESHOT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Exercise? by AnimeWolf56 reviews
What is going on in Mustang's office?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fun Times With Greed and Ling by Ender The Time Lady reviews
Very cracky. Rated T for the fact that Ling and Greed swear a lot. No seriously, foul mouths on those two. Title's pretty self explanitory, you know? No pairings by the way. In case it was being implied there.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
Spider in the Shower by AnorexicWalrus reviews
Arthur is just settling down to relax when he hears Alfred emit a blood-curdling scream. What could be the matter?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Blood Ties by Diana Prallon reviews
It went far beyond blood ties. United State of Multi-fandom Project.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Arya S., Jon S. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder by BarracudaHeart reviews
It was at times like this that he wished he could hear. At least he could see, read, and understand the meaning of 'I love you'. AU deaf!Ivan/Alfred, RusAme. (UPDATED STORY WITH NOTICE OF SITE MOVE!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
goodbye by GinaMarie97 reviews
PewDiePie x Stephano, set after Amnesia.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
Anxious Screams by Chirie reviews
What he solved. What he fought. Was any of it actually real? Or was it simply his insanity making him think it was? His best friend was always by his side, no matter what. Stephano, who was only a creation of his insanity, was there with him until the end. "'I love you, Stephano,' he whispered, and as soon as he did, he was immediately confused again." Amnesia/PewDiePie crossover.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Daniel - Complete
Moments by Inked-Pawprints reviews
" Images flashed around the corner of his vision like fragments of a 3D screen; reds and blues overlapping, blurring together and making the world a very confusing place. " / Oneshot PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Open Sky by 42gramsofspite reviews
For once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return. -Leonardo Da Vinci
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Link - Complete
Wings of a Coquette by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"How long have you been molesting me in my sleep?" Ivan asked, keeping his eyes on the blond, winged devil in the corner of his bedroom. /Devil!fred and human!Ivan, AU set in modern times
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,351 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, Russia
After Vampire Academy: Last Sacrifice Part 2 by Shadow-Kissed Mori reviews
This is the continuation of After "Vampire Academy: Last Sacrifice". Enjoy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,898 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Crooked by AnorexicWalrus reviews
"We can't see anything anymore, apart from the increasing lines of stress and weariness in our faces as we gaze into the cracked bathroom mirror.", "Lies to feed the both of us were fed no more.", "I rested my cheek on the crown of his head and nuzzled there, inhaling the scent of tea, of fresh fallen rain on a summer's day, of something sweet and familiar."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Hetalia: Could It Be You? by Bai-Marionette reviews
Blue eyes drift closed and hyacinth ones watch over the smaller form as his mind reflects over all of the joy the other had brought him. RusAme; AmericaxRussia Fluff; smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
I Dream Of Things That Never Will Be by Kitsune no Tora reviews
Kink Meme deanon. "If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever." We thought we were immortal. Now we are faced with a reality we've been trying to avoid for centuries—that nothing is permanent, not even nations. Everything crumbles to dust. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 17,063 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Memorial Day by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
But America was full of surprises, wasn't he?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dignity by Sterntalerkind reviews
Sep. 1st,1939: Poland is attacked by Germany and Russia under Hitler and Stalin, it is the beginning of a bloody war from which many suffer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Prussia, Russia
Don't Wake Daddy by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
Fight Another Fight by Shiny-and-New reviews
The day before the Cuban Missile Crisis ends, Russia and America have a conversation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Language Mashups by Dogsrule reviews
England has done it again. But this time the worlds' languages pay the price! Who can save everyone from a spell that was supposed to make scones taste good! What is the world to do! *crack fic*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
Coming of Winter by ILuvSnuffles805 reviews
A sad and angst-y oneshot of how I imagine Ned Stark's final moments as he ponders the fate of his family. I suck at titles and summaries, but not writing, so please read and review! This story is also posted in book section... it applies to both "worlds"
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Eddard S. - Complete
Last Prussian Night by Tono Radish reviews
its a a parody of Katy Perry's Last Friday Night! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Don't Toy With Me by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
America plays with Legos without knowing England is watching him
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Oh, Sweet England by AnorexicWalrus reviews
America takes England to a football match for his birthday, but there is a surprise waiting there for the Briton.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Super Italian Bros by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
In a wild plumbing incident, siblings Feliciano and Lovino find themselves sucked into a world muddled with mushrooms, Koopas, and all around abnormality. When Princess Potato himself is kidnapped... Well, chaos is likely to erupt in the Mushroom Kingdom
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Hetalia Emails by MeliLovesYa reviews
If you've ever felt like emailing a APH character a fanfic, drawing, anything... now you can! This first chap is a list of emails! I will post emails that I get and their replies! T for language and Prussia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,693 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Britannia Angel Transformation Sequence by de-anon reviews
It's probably best if Arthur never finds out about what happens when he's drunk. -Slight USUK, pure crack-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
National Interest by SappyGemstone reviews
It isn't safe to love a nation, especially a nation as steeped in confusion, regret, pride and hope as Russia. Can love mesh with political intrigue and a country in turmoil?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,656 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Russia - Complete
Bitter by fliff reviews
Arthur has been hiding the bruises from Alfred for the last year, but the things Scot dose have become more violent. USUK, Abusive!Scotland, Human names used, AU. On hiatus until further notice, sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - England/Britain, America
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beautiful Lies by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Untitled by transemacabre reviews
Set during the first decade of the 1600s. Russia's first encounter with a very young and very curious America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
You're a Wizard England by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Germany and England get drunk one night, and a random, stupid, bizarre conversation erupts...hey, who doesn't love Harry Potter? Contains strong language and weirdness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
Among Killers by Flashback 1701 reviews
Feliciano Vargas is a young prison guard sent to work on death row. Each of the men he guards is a killer, cold-blooded and labelled as evil. However, he soon discovers that perhaps not all of them are quite so hard-hearted as they first appear. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
of fluffy hats and chiswick temps by thepaladog reviews
"On your head? I swear, people around here are completely mental. I had a chap a few minutes ago try to tell me to buy a fez! A fez of all things!" In which Ten takes Donna to the Planet of the Hats. She wanders.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Oneshot. UKxUS. "I realized it then. My best friend Alfred F. Jones was a liar. He was a liar...who needed love and help. And I decided I would provide both, no matter the cost."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/22/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
In the Early Morning Light by Hikari Kaitou reviews
In that moment of relaxed inhibitions when they're both half asleep, Romano gives Spain a rare and priceless gift.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Epic Rap Battles of Hetalian History! by LavenderTown reviews
Parody of NicePeter's epic rap battles. Rated T for Total Throwdown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
You're Never Too Old by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany is stressed and can't sleep. He wants to ask Prussia if he'd mind sharing his bed, but he's afraid Prussia will mock him. Perhaps Prussia cares more about his little brother's well-being than he lets on, though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Musings by The Blue Trickster reviews
*Written in honor of November 18th, the Latvian Independence Day* Latvia, Raivis Galante. A nation, a man, a person. Because in the end, nations are people too. But they would be nothing without their citizens, their children. Absolutely nothing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Latvia - Complete
Choking on Your Alibi by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
Would Russia be able to recognize that America had been handling the scarf, just from smell? Would the scent of America waft up into the huge commie's face with every inhale while he wore it? / Scarf-play after America manages to steal it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Electric Aphrodisiac by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"God, Ludwig, this..." He licked his lips and felt his throat close up from a sudden surge of toe curling ecstasy, his head swimming in euphoria and brain grounded by the pain and time between each new tick of the blade. Ger/Ame/Pru
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, Germany - Complete
Alone Again by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
What do you do when your life falls apart? When your parents won't stop fighting? When the Frenchman in your class harasses you about EVERYTHING? And WHAT the bloody hell do you do when a dirty little street rat follows you home from school! USUK ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,466 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Turtle just like You by OrbitalStreet reviews
Spamano One-shot! Spain shows Romano his new "pets", and a misunderstanding ensues. "I'm such an idiot...who would ever say anything nice about such an egoistic person like me in the first place?" Rated T because of some boyxboy and Romano's swearing! 8D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
American Bulldog by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
What Your Country Can Do For You by niirasri reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
The Game by Beyond-The-Winter reviews
America finds out about a game his states have been playing when he hasn't been looking, and finds out that they aren't as innocent as hoped. T to be safe, rating might move up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,078 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - America
No Words, Just Love by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America is waiting at England's house to surprise him with dinner, but when the other nation arrives it becomes obvious he's had a really bad day. It's up to America to make him happy again, and he's better at it than one would expect. USUK, light yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
British Logic by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England are bored in a meeting with their bosses. Very bored. England, being the erotic ambassador and all, comes up with an "obvious" solution: hand jobs under the table. USUK. Smut. Unfair amounts of fluff. Deannon from the Kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Burn by boysloveboys reviews
Tarrant's induced nightmares are getting to be a bit much for Damien.
Coldfire Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Complete
Our Colors by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A New Life by CrossingTheSky reviews
For a moment, he could see the pain, suffering, and humiliation in the haunted emerald depths, and Alfred knew he had to have him. USUK. Slave england is sold to businessman Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,379 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - England/Britain, America
Social Grooming by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Nekotalia!verse. Americat can't reach the spot on the back of his neck while washing so Englandcat offers his services. B-but only because he likes things nice and tidy, you understand!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
High School of the Dead: American Requiem by Dinas Emrys reviews
At the same time as the Outbreak in Japan, another group of highschoolers in America were battling for their own lives. This is their story.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Holy Roman Empire by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Italy had been waiting for the Holy Roman Empire ever since he had gone to war. After two thousand years, he had finally returned to Italy's side...wait, hold up a minute! Germany's HRE! Who the heck's the other guy and why is he claiming to be him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,562 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Rage by Impervious Marr reviews
It was like a gunshot to Russia's ears - and he felt an insane rush of - an inhuman kind of hate. RussiaAmerica, implied non-con EnglandAmerica. Violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
My Heart, In Segments by Chalupakabra reviews
Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,830 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Rest by Flor de ceibo reviews
After a long day, Canada tries to stay awake for Francis. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Within the Rights by glassamilk reviews
Denmark has a crappy day and just wants to come home and relax. Norway indulges him. Kink-meme fill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Hello Hurricane by Lady Charity reviews
Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Rest by Reigning Rats reviews
Of sleepless nights, mac'n'cheese, and late night visits. RussiaAmerica. Cute, fluff stuff kind of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Sleep, Baby, Sleep by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Germany was used to waking up with Italy in his bed. But this was certainly new. Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sun & Water by StarRose reviews
It’s the hottest day of the year so far for England, and America wants to have some fun with him… fluffy America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Challenging Relax Time by Kitai-Anom reviews
Is it really that hard to learn how to relax? ShuuKira fic, pure fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
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And I'll Try Again reviews
Time Loop AU: Jean can't keep going back for Marco. He can't see it all over again.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Complete
Gone Fishing reviews
Arthur Kirkland is in college for English, not a relationship. Until his eyes land upon the captain of the soccer team: Alfred Jones. Now, instead of catching up on schoolwork, Arthur is doing everything he can think of to get catch the blond.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - England/Britain, America
In the Same Room reviews
Request: Set in "A Clash of Kings" time of the television series, Arya is serving Lord Tywin in his chambers when Tyrion has to meet with him. Not knowing whether or not he'll give her away Arya tries to slip away.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Arya S., Tyrion L., Tywin L., Sansa S. - Complete
Wireless Connections
"Children of Hepheastus" by Grey Lily: Hecate is known for slipping away from his caretaker to check out The Wall. What exactly he does there is only known to him.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Published: 2/27/2013
At the End of the Day reviews
Somewhat sequel of "To Make a Friend". But PruCan on request. Just going to be a bunch of one-shots (hopefully) requested by you! Almost no plot. Just fun fluff! Rated T. For now. Let's see what kind of havoc you guys can wreak!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Hetalia Parodies reviews
A bunch of random Youtube videos or comedy sketches featuring the Hetalia cast. Warnings and characters will be inside for each chapter. Human names used. Rating may go up. R&R for more!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011
What I Can Do reviews
It's Misaki's and Usagi's first year anniversary and Usagi is going to take his boyfriend to a very fancy restaurant. As Misaki heads back to the house to get ready, he tries to think of what he has done for Usagi in their flowering relationship.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
No Longer Me reviews
Akihiko has once again wrote another bestselling novel and Misaki celebrates. Until he actually finds the book that earned the title. It's another BL novel, but there's another man's name printed instead of his. Who is this new guy that Akihiko is writing about? T because it's Junjou Romantica.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
They Knew Nothing reviews
If you have not read to "A Storm of Swords" please do not open this! Jon may feel remorse and sorrow after the battle at Castle Black, but he doesn't know the real reason Ygritte fights.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Jon S. - Complete
Hallowtalia reviews
A 13 Days of Halloween Hetalia story! 13 countries, 13 urban legends, 13 chapters of horror and terror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012
No Pets Allowed reviews
Latvia and Lithuania are late and decide to take a short-cut back to the house through the woods. Latvia finds a rabbit and takes it home! Hopefully Russia won't find it...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Latvia, Russia
Never Failing reviews
A short 9/11 remembrance fic. America is walking down the street, wondering if anyone still cares about the life-shattering event eleven years ago when he hears about a certain ceremony.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - America - Complete
To Make A Friend: APH 100 Day Challenge reviews
100 themes dealing with Alfred and Ivan's sudden meeting, and their life's twist and turns through their lives. Rating will go up because of MPreg MUCH later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 78,846 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Audience Gets the Gold reviews
The countries are watching the Opening Ceremonies! Based off of the conversation I was having with my friends while watching it. Rated T because of Romano's mouth, even thought he only says two sentences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
According to Awesome reviews
The everyday life of Prussia, fit to the lyrics of "I'm Awesome", by Spose! Follow Prussia as he get's into all kinds of antics. And constantly calls himself awesome...Rated T because it's Prussia. Prussia-centic. Most characters will be in here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Prussia
Were In Trouble Now reviews
It's another Ask Hetalia! It has everyone in one giant room asking your questions! And dares With this many people and who know's what kind of questions, we're going to be trouble, aren't we? Have fun and leave a reply!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 15,772 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Generators Aren't The Only Way To Get Heat reviews
An early snowstorm has struck New England and poor America is stuck in the middle of it. In search of warmth, he finds his way into England's house, and other places as well. Multi-chapter. T for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hide and Seek reviews
Setting: Right before the Rev. War. England wants his charters back, but America and his settlements aren't going to give them without a fight. Connecticut's Charter Oak history. Based off the actual plan of the Charter Oak plan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - America, England/Britain
I Can't Find My Birthday reviews
It's b-day! And Italy is expecting an awesomely fun day, but when he wakes up, no one's home! And when he does find someone, they act very strange. Will Italy even have a birthday?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/17/2012 - N. Italy
Goodbye Danny reviews
Northern Ireland has just played his final rebellion against England, and now his twin sister, Ireland, is with him in a church attending a mourning service. But it's N. Ireland they're mourning. Character death. Songfic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012
Commericals reviews
*complete and utter crack* I've decided to create my own Dr. Pepper commercial! But it has a twist: Hatori's in it!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hatori S. - Complete
It's Mine! reviews
After looking at pottery artifacts, Greece and China wonder who came up with the first piece of pottery. *drabble*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Greece, China - Complete
And Then We Watched Football reviews
I have no clue what happened with the title XD Short, drabble-y thing. Alfred and Arthur watch the Super Bowl. Hint of US/UK, one kiss. Sort-a fluff. Argument between football and Rugby, and Arthur's pride.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - America, England/Britain
America's Lullaby reviews
Little!America has a nightmare and runs to England, hoping for a lullaby to help chase the scary away. Songfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Coming Home reviews
"This was a whole new day. This was December 15. The day the flag came down. The day the soldiers came home." My way of honoring the official end of the war in Iraq.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - America - Complete
Hetalia Meme reviews
I got bored, found this on the internet, and filled it out. I'll probably make stories based on the questions, and I'll put them here too. *Crack*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011
No Cure For The Wicked reviews
Takashi and Rei have started a research base to find a cure for "Them". Character death. AU I guess? T for blood and stuff.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Takashi K., Rei M. - Complete
I Can't Find Germany! reviews
Italy wants to help Germany and decides to take his dogs for a walk. While at the park, Italy finds some very familiar faces...If you like pairings, GerIta if you read between the lines.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Scrapbook of Memories reviews
England is looking through his old scrapbook of his time spent with little!America and remembers the time America separated from him. He might have been fine on his own, until the blonde shows up at his front door. Lemon. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sing When No One Is Watching reviews
Ed thinks he's alone, but someone overhears him singing! Just some random thing I wrote after watching something Vic M said on the internet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Those Stupid Units reviews
What happens when a country is accidentally shipped to someone's house and not the unit? How will they ever get back?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Dead Man Walking reviews
The school is under attack and every student is trying to escape. One student doesn't make it out like she hoped she would. POV of "Them"
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete