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Author has written 12 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, That '70s Show, Cars, Tangerine, and Calvin & Hobbes.

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I write kind of scary and stories sometimes. I am a girl by the way. I something I like: The Lion King series, Top Cat, Transformers G1 cartoon

I might write fanfics based on certain fandoms I like at the time.

Gender: Female

My accounts:

Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/user/DarkandTwistedTales?feature=mhee

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Fictionpress:

http://www.fictionpress.com/~darkandtwistedtales

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Proboards Shattered glass in other universes Role play forum (Join if you want, rules on site):

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (This defines me so much.)


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REMEMBER WHEN?

Remember when:
Getting HIGH meant swinging on a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
When MOM was your hero?
And DAD was the man you were gonna marry?
And your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?
And RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and care free?

Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?!

Put this on your page.

I want a man who, when I come running up with tears coursing down my face, smearing my mascara, my hair a mess, and sobbing hysterically, the first thing he says is: "Baby, you're beautiful. So, whose butt to I have to kick?!" and really means it.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

A black man turned around and stood up

He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlocked the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

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FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves, too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying "Walk much, idiot?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run, stupid, run!"
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the jerk that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

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Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

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Copy and paste this if you think this is how the episode "A Prime Problem" should of ended:

Optimus Prime: He-he dropped Splick!

(Taking needle off record sound.)

Bumblebee (Kind of angrily): He dropped who now?

Optimus Prime: Splick.

Bumblebee:...

(Powerglide lands with Spike)

Spike: Optimus? Is that you? Really you?

Bumblebee (Whispering to Spike): No he's not.

Spike: How do you know?

Bumblebee: He called you Splick!

Optimus Prime: I AM the real Prime. "Looks at Ironhide" Isn't that right Bumblebee? "Looks at Trailbreaker." Trailblazer?

Ironhide and Trailbreaker:...

The Autobots and Spike:...

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My favorite Transformer is Optimus Prime. He's a true leader and puts others before himself. He cares for pretty much everyone. He is also very brave and powerful. I usually would just say Optimus Prime is "Awesome!" My Second favorite Character is Bumblebee and my Third is Spike, My Favorite Decepticon is Starscream. My Favorite episodes are "Traitor" "A Prime Problem" and "Attack of the Autobots."

My Favorite Lion King character is either Vitani or Kiara. I just Like Vitanti, she's cool and has a bit of an attitude. Kiara is a kind caring lionesses and with her mate Kovu connected The Outlands and Pridelands, showing great bravery. She saw the Outsiders as lions not as evil.

My favorite Fanboy and Chum Chum character is either Fanboy or Chum Chum. Their crazy, but in a cool way. I think they have a very strong and nice friendship. Despite the huge age gap their best friends forever. My favorite episode is "Separation Anxiety."

My Favorite Twilight character is either, Bella,Edward,Alice or Jacob. Some of the Couples I ship: CharlisleXEsme BellaXEdward BellaXJacob BellaXJames

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If you hate child abuse, PLEASE post this ballad in your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!! (What's the point of hurting innocent children?)

Stereotypes are bad like these ones:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sassy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (NO! I support gay rights.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I'm a girl though..,but men can like theater and arts)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (I'm part German. I do NOT support Nazis.)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Again, not true! I support gay rights.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
Im AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

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Twas the Night Before Christmas Forman Style by Marla's Lost reviews
Holiday poem dedication to a Red and Kitty Forman fan - it's a surprise and everyone's in it! ...
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Red F., Kitty F. - Complete
CIPA by CosaBella reviews
Sam got hurt well Bee was out of town, but what does that have to do with Mikaela,Optimas and Ratchet?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
The Cullens read Twilight after Breaking Dawn by VulcanQueen reviews
The cullens get a mystery package delivered to them and everyone reads them first is twilight. This is set after Breaking Dawn so bella and renesme are there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Bella, Edward
Time is My Enemy by GuardCourfBare reviews
Rodrick didn't care about anyone but himself until an unexpected accident changes the course of his family forever. Brotherly moments. Not Slash
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Greg H., Rodrick H.
Humanized trilogy: Book 1 ihumanized by autobotgirl12328 reviews
The transformers, both bots and cons, find themselves in a problem when they become human! Now with the help of Carly, Sam, and Freddie, can the Autobots find a way to change back and protect themselves and their new friends from the Decepticons?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
combined on a lost island by Pamela Moore reviews
This is what happens when the 70's gang was watching Gilligan island. no one know they are a TV show. When a blue flashing light appears...
Crossover - That '70s Show & Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011
Be my Valentine by Shria44 reviews
It's almoste Valintines Day and Kyle doesn't have a date for the Valentines party on the school, yet. Warning. contains yaoi boyxboy don't like, don't read. Rated T for now, but may be changed later if needed. (I'm currently in a re-writing process, so hopefully i will soon be able to continue.) First one done. Two more to go.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kyle
Fun in Detention by EmmaLennyEddie reviews
Kyle has never been to detention before. Well, he is now!
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011
Mater's and Lightning's Christmas Adventure by KatLeePT reviews
Mater tells a Christmas story, but is it really a story? 7th in my 12 Days of Christmas fic series for my beloved, amazing Jack and our darling babies. Slash.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Mater, Lightning - Complete
Living with Autobots for Dummies by tyrantqueenofcons reviews
Well who says it'll be easy huh?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Contradiction by MagnusPr1m3 reviews
One-shot. Sam can't get over what happened in Chicago. He had just stood there! And 'Bee just keeps contradicting him, saying it was okay, that he couldn't do anything! But, couldn't he? Fluff SamxBee
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Abstract by Sierra Hawkins reviews
One-shot. Sam makes something and Optimus contemplates. The results are not what Sam had hoped. Optimus is amused.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Destined by KatLeePT reviews
Lightning and Mater are destined for each other. Slash. Drabblish.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Lightning, Mater - Complete
Have You Ever Been In Love? by Mononoke-hime x sukai kurora reviews
After Sam loses Mikaela, he seeks out Optimus Prime. But what appeared to be a simple meeting turns out differently. Sam's question brings the human and the Autobot closer than before. Set after "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Road Block by SanGate reviews
Mater and Lightning are on the road. But there is a little problem.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Lightning, Mater - Complete
Girl next doorVitani and Kovu! by Lollipop Trickster reviews
what if Vitani and Kovu didnt share the same mother and father?Well read to find out.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Vitani, Kovu
Isabella Mikaela Banes by Lee Ed reviews
In this story, Bella is Mikaela Banes; her full name is Isabella Mikaela Banes. She was engaged to Sam but a vampire bit him and the Cullen family saved him. He was declared dead after 1 month of endless searching. Will Bella meet Sam in Forks?
Crossover - Twilight & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bella, Sam W.
Oops A Daisy! by feelslikelove reviews
Ginny's scared. She should be. She's pregnant and only 15! *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Behind The Mask by hypedUP025 reviews
When Kyle says hurtful things to Fanboy, it prompts the superfan to recount his childhood, and finally reveal what is behind the mask.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Fanboy, Kyle - Complete
Sidekick Or Bust by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Drabble-like. Told mostly in Chum Chum's perspective. Based on the short life of sidekicks in general. Chum Chum worries. Fanboy soothes. In the end, children don't understand the bigger picture. Subtle FanboyChumChum Pairing! Oneshot.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Fanboy, Chum Chum - Complete
Possessive Tense by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Kyle notices something unusual about Fanboy pertaining to his speech. Especially when concerning Fanboy's dear friend, Chum Chum… One-Shot. FanboyxChumChum implications.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Fanboy, Chum Chum - Complete
Cold night by WellIAmJustMeepit reviews
Chum Chum is feeling cold and so he gets into Fanboy's bed. No slash, just Fanboy/Chum Chum friendship. And that's such short story.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Fanboy, Chum Chum
Bond Brothers by jamrulz reviews
Completely A/U. Kyle used to have a younger brother, but he had disappeared ten years ago. What happens when his long lost brother is the second person he hates most in the world, Fanboy?
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Fanboy, Kyle - Complete
The Best of Friends by Chelra reviews
What if Kiara had met Vitani instead of Kovu?
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kiara, Vitani - Complete
Fangboy: The Aftermath by SUPAfan reviews
The last thing that happened on the episode "Fangboy," Boog was bitten. But what happened AFTER? How did FB&CC return to NORMAL? All your questions shall be answered. Oneshot
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kyle, Fanboy - Complete
Fields of Gray by tmntfan4eva reviews
After tragedy strikes Flapjack turns to a journal in order to let his feelings out and tell the story of how he got where he is the way he saw it. But will it be enough to soothe his heart...? It's better then it sounds!
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010
Totally Kyle: Totally Popsicle by procrastinator9 II reviews
This one should be better. Kyle gets a popsicle for his birthday, and stuff;
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
present and unaccounted for by hidden stranger reviews
TC and his gang strike out for the winter, in search of warm dwellings to fight the cold, what happens when a certain member of the team is left to fend for himself in the cold? This is not a slash, but friendship oneshot. Read and Review please
Top Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Top Cat, Choo Choo - Complete
Totally Kyle! by KeiraGrange reviews
Some Totally Kyle stories! TOTALLY AWESOME!
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/14/2006
It's Totally Kyle! by Hex Yukay reviews
Always my favourite, was Totally Kyle! Just a few random drabbles. First chapter - Totally Kyle and the Sun!
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009
You Got Rick Roll'd! by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
When Nessie decides to have some fun with her dad, she finds something on YouTube that inspires her… Just small EdwardxNessie bonding between father/daughter! Teenie. Like, really small.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Juno B Jones and a Teenage Pregnancy by Cryptid Hunter reviews
This is what happens when you throw Junie B. Jones and Juno into a blender set on "high" ... The story of Juno, told with the voice of Junie B. Jones - The first of its kind, I think.
Crossover - Juno & Junie B. Jones Collection - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Empty Lies by KhallieGurl reviews
Top Cat . It's been a year since TC, the indisputable leader of the gang, was seen. The gang has split up and gone their separate ways, not knowing what's happened to one another. But they've got a chance to get it all back--read to find out how! : .
Hanna-Barbera - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008
Always Be There by GilmoreLuverForever reviews
AU. Some certain friends of Lorelai come back for a visit and cause problem between her and Luke. But there is an even bigger threat that threatens not just their realationship, but their lives.
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Lorelai G., Bumblebee
Hillbilly Moments by Spottedfang reviews
-Old- Just a few Hillbilly moments XD
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Best Friends Day by My Animated Imagination reviews
A quick one-shot about Spongebob and Patrick recording another great year of friendship
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Phone Call to Paul by secilmis yazar reviews
This was my English homework last year... Kerri and Cara decide to scam people, including Paul! Hope you enjoy!
Tangerine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by itsu-sual reviews
Set in the "Shattered Glass" continuity, Starscream reflects on his other dimensional self. Megatron x Starscream fluff, oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Yellow Cars by The Penguin Ate My Homework reviews
Sam and Bumblebee have an...interesting experience at a red light.
Crossover - Twilight & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Totally Kyle! by apparox148 reviews
Ok, so the other day I decided to write a 'Totally Kyle' story, and I ended up with four! I will post them here. There's one about a pushpop, a dog, a computer chip, and a bathroom...Nothing bad! And by the way, this is my first ever 'Totally Kyle' skit..
Amanda Show - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007
thingfs transfromers would never say by ralexis cor reviews
this i swhat happens when the camera is off
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006
Big Mistake by Maric reviews
Remember Mr. Shu from the beginning of the Trunks Saga? Well what if Bulma hired him to be Bura's new tutor? But what will happen if his uses that whip on our favorite half Saiyan Princess? Hope Mr. Shu has some life insurance.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Bra - Complete
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Scary reviews
One shot. Calvin watches a tiger mauling on T.V. and becomes scared of Hobbes.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Instinct reviews
AU. While Hobbes is laying in bed he thinks about his instincts to kill.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Hobbes - Complete
Pouncing mistake reviews
One shot. What if when Hobbes pounced Calvin, Calvin got hurt.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Valentine's day one shot reviews
Takes place after Tangerine. Kerri talks to Paul outside his house. Paul\Kerri paring.
Tangerine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Jailbird
One shot. Paul's thoughts on Erik going to jail. Rated T for mentions of death.
Tangerine - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
The day I fell in love with you reviews
Holly starts having feelings for Lightning who doesn't like this since she's dating his best friend.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Holley S., Lightning
Like father like daughter reviews
Betsy decides to visit the water tower at night with her friend. One shot
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Choosing Sides reviews
When the Decepticons start a Human-Robot war The Autobots have to decide if their on the human side or the robot side.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Optimus Prime
Once a Decepticon always an Autobot? reviews
Starscream annoyed by Megatron's poor leadership skills does something to really make him tick.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Starscream - Complete
I'm a Monster reviews
May be OOC. Optimus Prime keeps having nightmares where he kills Bumlebee. Not anti Bumblebee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
The day the Autobots turned evil reviews
G1 series fanfic. What if the Autobots turned evil? Rating may go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Our leader's a Decpticon reviews
What if Optimus Prime was secretly a Decpticon?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
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