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Tumbled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 291 - Words: 287,553 - Reviews: 8277 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7719 - Favs: 8,146 - Follows: 7,695 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
1 800 SOS by Copper Oxide reviews
Kurt Hummel is standing on the precipice between life and death. His last attempt at life is a shakily-dialed call to a suicide hotline, where he finds the comfort in anonymity and confides his feelings to a stranger for possibly the last time. trigger warnings: self harm, suicide attempt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Goodnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. The last thing Burt Hummel wanted was a foster kid, especially one as skittish as Kurt. But when he finds out that Kurt has been viciously abused, it changes the game. Maybe he needs this kid as much as the kid needs him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
This is the Perfect Time to Panic by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt thought it was bad enough trying to find an appropriate Valentine's Day gift for Blaine. It just got even worse when he found out it was his birthday too. Klaine. COMPLETE. (finally!)
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
Your Heart on the Line by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Cooper Anderson was expecting an important phone call from a modeling agency. He wasn't expecting a hysterical phone call about his little brother getting beaten up at his school's Sadie Hawkins dance. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A.
Not exactly friends, not anymore by bjaarcy reviews
Artie wanted Becky to be his friend, that was all. A little headcanon for me because I love this friendship. Spoilers for Y/N, S03E10. Complete oneshot!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Artie A., Becky J. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Sticks and stone may break your bones and words might never hurt you, but no one ever said anything about a rock salt slushie. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
White Winter Hymnal by newbluemoon reviews
Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences. Reviews appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Another Story by ckofshadows reviews
It's okay if you're mad at me, as long as you're mine. Are you still mine? /Sequel to The Secret/
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,474 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Glee Christmas Carol by Keitorin Asthore reviews
When Burt Hummel lost his wife, he let a lot of things fall by the wayside- especially his relationship with his son. But the spirit of his wife and an unholy trinity of Christmas ghosts might help him change that.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Bigger Than Us by littledaybreaker reviews
Blaine and Kurt broke up years ago and haven't seen each other since. Now Blaine is a single father and a successful blogger, and Kurt is a high-powered magazine executive. What will happen when their lives collide unexpectedly?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,764 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
Risks by Keitorin Asthore reviews
In which Rory gets a bloody nose, Kurt takes a stand, and Blaine just wants to be helpful. Based on "Mash-Off." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kurt H., Rory F. - Complete
Love Looks Like This by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Finn Hudson considers himself to be fairly useless in an emergency, especially when that emergency involves his stepbrother coming down with a bad case of the stomach flu. But maybe he can learn something. Klaine. Hudmel Family. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Universal Language by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. Blaine knew he wasn't going to be the right person to guide the shy new foreign exchange student around Dalton, especially with such a huge language barrier. But maybe he was wrong. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Falling Backwards by agentofchaosx reviews
When world famous recording artist Santana Lopez is murdered in her own home, the world stops. But for twelve former students of McKinley High School, the world doesn't stop, it implodes. / Future!AU. Heavily angsty.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Someday You Will Be Loved by Keitorin Asthore reviews
"Grilled Cheesus Part III": He's just too tired to take this anymore. Klaine. A series that fills in the massive gaps in season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Hard To Come By by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt and Blaine desperately wanted a family of their own. They just hadn't realized that becoming fathers would so difficult. Klaine. Futurefic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,292 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Blaine Anderson Is Really Not That Short by rainingaces reviews
Blaine is never hanging out with Kurt's friends again.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Human Croquet by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. It's August of 1916, and while war rages in Europe, Blaine Anderson's father has sent him away to reform school in Ohio. But while spoiled, roguish Blaine hates it there, he finds himself drawn to a mysterious bright eyed bad boy named Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Extravaganza! by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt had never been to summer camp, so he had no clue what to expect, much less a summer filled with showtune medleys, Warbler vs. ND prank wars, poison ivy, sock puppets, Wes and David in hula skirts, cheer-offs, breakups and makeups, and thunderstorms.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Suspended in Air by songstobesung reviews
They always said Jeff would be the first to defy gravity... and so he did. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
How To Save A Life by xlifelongsorrowx reviews
When Special Agent Blaine Anderson is the distraction in an operation to stop a child prostitution ring, he didn't expect to have sex with his boss' kidnapped teenage son. He certainly didn't expect to fall in love with him. M for smut and language!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You and I by Keitorin Asthore reviews
In retrospect, Blaine was pretty sure he could put a Katy Perry song to every key point in his relationship with Kurt. Klaine. Current chapter: "Lost"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,647 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Puzzle Pieces by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
It takes time, but each Glee member slowly learns the real reason behind Kurt's transfer to Dalton. Drabble series, Klaine, one-sided Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
Furt by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
Moments between Finn, Kurt, and the newly-formed Hudmel family.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
The Asian Community is Very Tight by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
Wes doesn't trust the newest Warbler, and he has very valid reasons.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Wes - Complete
The Many Adventures of Wes and David by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
Part I: Five times Wes and David caught Blaine and Kurt in a compromising position
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Wes, David
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Never Kill A Boy on the First Date by AwesomePants87 reviews
Sam sends Dean and Castiel on their first solo hunt together after the apocalypse. Warning: This is a Dean/Castiel slash fic. If you are not a fan of the pairing, you might want to skip over this story. :
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete