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Joined 01-11-03, id: 323696, Profile Updated: 06-28-19
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

To those of you waiting for and update on "One Night Stand", I'm at a stand still on it, since I've lost nearly everything I wrote for it and am not sure what to do with it. If I were to continue with the story, to finish it, I would probably have to take everything down except the first chapter and start again. I don't know if some of the changes I want to make would upset anyone...but I figure that may work better than leaving it completely up in the air.

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String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8809 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8363 - Favs: 8,517 - Follows: 7,887 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4403 - Favs: 4,452 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6261 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 5,390 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,057 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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One Night Stand reviews
A celebratory night out and a one night stand to remember. She plagued his thoughts, however Edward doesn't read much into it. What happens when things become shockingly serious with the girl from the club? These things aren't supposed to last longer than twenty-four hours and the time frame just took a sharp left turn to forever. [CURRENTLY REVISING & COMPLETING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,296 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Misadventures in Online Dating reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Love On Sommer Isle reviews
Isabella Swan is betrothed and in love. Problem? She is not in love with her husband-to-be. Her last months of freedom are spent on Sommer Isle, though quickly tainted, with confusion, lust, betrayal, and love. When it is time, who will she choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward