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Author has written 15 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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Previously known as animewatcherfreakmal


Fanart:

Tumblr: dothedeux.tumblr.com

Skype: (I'll roleplay!) HetaliaAmerica

Picture that inspired "Back To Base":

Picture that inspired "He Has A Thing For Blondes":

I have recently deleted a lot of stories, due to their neglect or their poorly written plots. Sorry for any disappointment.

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Any critique is welcome. I'd prefer if you'd sign in to leave the review, so I could reply and we could discuss improvement but if you'd rather leave something anonymously, it is greatly appreciated! (I promise I won't get angry or sad.)


Planned Stories:


God Gone. Gone Good.- A short story based on Hercules (Disney version.) Alfred would play the main man, and Arthur would be Meg's substitute. It would start as an epic poem (for the prologue) and then be written in prose. (US/UK)

Please Wait- "If Alfred F. Jones was any other person, then perhaps being waited upon day and night would have changed him into someone we would all recognize: the big wig, the popular kid, the prat. However, Alfred F. Jones is not any other person. He is, instead, a little quirk in society." US/UK)

What The Kids Are Saying - ONESHOT We go on an adventure into Alfred's everyday life as the United States to learn just what the kids are saying these days, or more particularly, why. (Slight US/UK)

The Bright Side Is Yellow- ONESHOT Harry Potter!AU Alfred always assumed he'd be put in Gryffindor, just like everyone in his family. Instead, he FINDS he's been thrown into the worst house of the whole school. And Arthur won't let it go. (Possible US/UK)

Mr. Jones- A series of loosely connected oneshots based on the song "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows. (US/UK)

Forget It- Omegaverse!AU based off the movie "Overboard." (US/UK)

'Maze Me- Arthur is a journalist looking for a story. But in the tiny town of Shady Oak, they're hard to come by. Until a corn maze opens for the new season. He jumps on the chance and heads over, only to walk right into the trap that is Alfred's smile. It is, after all, a maze. (US/UK)

One Week- SIXSHOT Alfred and Arthur meet on a cruise ship as teenagers. They click immediately. They go through drama, pain, happiness, and comfort as each day passes. But it's just one week. (US/UK)

Knock Knocks Should Stay Joking- Alfred is a troubled teen who's fallen on bad times and needs a place to stay. Arthur is a lonely bachelor who owns a place. They meet. The rest just...happened. (Eventual US/UK)

Thorns and Talons- Continuation of chapter 24 of "Can't Help Falling In Love." (Possible eventual US/UK)

The Sandlot- A sweet little playoff of one of my favorite movies. (Slight US/UK, other possible pairs)


In Progress:

"Can't Help Falling In Love" will be updated infrequently. Chapter are not normally connected. I am accepting requests.

"That's Up For Debate" will be updated (at least) once a month. Chapters are not beta-ed.

"The Key Of The Sea" is my main priority. It will not have an update schedule but all chapters will be longer than 3,000 words (normally they will be in the 4,000-5,000 range) and will be beta-ed.

"Greensleeves" is going to be re-written. The process will start in August if my destiel fanfic does not interfere.


Information About Fanfics/Fandoms:

I have begun writing fanfics for other fandoms and pairings, however, this fanfiction will stay as Hetalia only. All others will be posted on AO3 under the same username. The planned/IP fics are listed below:

"Faith" (dean/cas) A Supernatural fanfiction where angels are unaware of human existence and Castiel is stranded and confused. [In Progress, will not be posted until finished.]

"By Any Other Name" (mostly dean/cas) A Supernatural fanfiction. Series of oneshots based on episode titles. [In Progress]

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Before They Learn To Swim by Threnna reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,167 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 10/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
Recalculating by DragonQueenSori reviews
This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,012 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain
Alfred and Yao's Guide to Breaking up a Couple by Imperial-sama reviews
Meet Alfred, Arthur, Kiku, and Yao, four close friends. That is, until Arthur started dating Francis Bonnefoy. Not liking the turn of events, Alfred and Yao decide they have to break them up! Will chaos erupt? You bet! USUK, China/Japan, High School AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,722 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 10/17/2011 - America, England/Britain
Behind the Mask by Kimanda reviews
England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 487,519 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Drowning in a Sea of Stars by npeg reviews
Sometimes we miss the things that are right in front of our eyes. One night, in the small hours of the morning, Tony finds himself having to comfort a sad and lonely Steve, with nothing but whiskey to help him. Neither of them could have predicted the aftermath. Light romance turned plot-heavy epic; w/ fluff, laughs, angst, & smut. Cover by Amanda, -andrews . tumblr . com!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,143 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Make It Snappy by thenamesiggykirkland reviews
"You didn't have to do that," he mumbled, referring to the bomber jacket currently being held above his head. It was said so softly and yet... he was sure Alfred heard him despite the still pouring rain they were so close.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Seven Miles to the Ferris Wheel by dragonmage27 reviews
With one more year until graduation, reputed playboy Dean Winchester falls in love with the most socially awkward kid in existence who has been home-schooled for the past nine years and has a terrifying number of overprotective siblings.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,579 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
A Not-So-Classic Romance by Galythia reviews
AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles (a little FrUK/FrUS), and angst. Cover by Haku.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 197,698 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - England/Britain, America
The Cost of Affection by Thrice Written reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Calling for You by GreenAppleAddict reviews
Cardverse!AU. Arthur, future Queen of Spades, lives a lonely life trapped inside the castle walls. Until he meets Alfred, that is – the son of a navy captain, and the boy he's been secretly admiring from afar. Full summary inside. USUK/UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - America, England/Britain
Quartering Acts by Ahr0 reviews
It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Jinxx Draconett reviews
In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Lion and the Wizard by mistamie reviews
After her brother is turned into a beast, Tilly becomes heir to the throne, being forced into an unwanted marriage. Alfred now must find a way to turn human once more, but not before he falls in love with a certain magician. USUK RUSCAN Fem!Canada. AU /Cover by Akirayngwolf
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,773 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - England/Britain, America, Canada
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
Prometheus Rising by White Mizerable reviews
Alfred Jones will do anything to protect humanity, even if they hate him for what he is. Arthur Kirkland may be the one thing that will force him to survive, not for others, but for himself. Dark Fantasy AU. USUK. HIATUS- POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,400 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
Bodyswap by Shiva491 reviews
England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,970 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Never According to Plan by SweeneyOCD98 reviews
All Arthur Kirkland wanted to do was get through high school with straight A's. All Alfred F. Jones wanted to do was teach a normal history class. But we all things never turn out like they should. Student!Arthur x teacher! Alfred. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,528 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Try Me and See by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
King Alfred wants to be more than the stereotype. (Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Clockwork by SonataAllegro reviews
Prince Alfred is engaged. Arthur is engaged. Problem is, they're not engaged to each other. But on the brink of war with the Clubs Kingdom, who knows what will happen. USUK. CARDVERSE AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pointblank by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
WWII AU: Arthur is a gifted volunteer doctor. Alfred is a bomber pilot. Love strikes us pointblank, right between the eyes, in the most inconvenient of places. The battlefield is no exception. USUK. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,161 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
Picture Perfect Words by kouichi kimura 4eva reviews
Author Arthur Kirkland is facing a slump when trying to complete the final novel to his popular series, but then finds more than just inspiration after meeting a blond photographer on the rooftop of his beloved abandoned school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,063 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - England/Britain, America
The 11th State by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
While sleeping over at America's house, England has his first encounter with one of the States. He then gets to go through the process of being introduced to the rest of America's children. All fifty of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,988 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold by animeloveramy reviews
Taught to despise pirates all his life, how will Alfred cope when he is captured by one Arthur Kirkland, the pirate captain with a curse that only Alfred has the key to breaking? Pirates of the Caribbean parody - AU. UK/US/UK and Spain/S.Italy. Plus PruHun, Franada and GerIta. Hinted RomeGermania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,704 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The World Inside a Castle by Carazard reviews
Alfred, an enthusiastic American is forced to go and live in England all by himself when he's not even thirteen. Upon discovering Arthur his odd roommate among the other strange students in the all-boys academy he's been enrolled in, Alfred has to see the difference between the person he really is, and the person he wants people to see him as. Multi-pairing, Complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,052 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Saddle Bum by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Somehow England has landed in America's Wild West, but finds it's not as fun as the movies make it seem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,363 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Locked Away by Iggycat reviews
When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,078 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Book of Hoyle Act 1 by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
In the world of Hoyle there are many tales, but none as strange as the Kingdom of Spades. Multiple pairings aside from USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,649 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Prince's Other Half by bandofinsiders reviews
Prince Alfred, with the help of his companion Arthur, has a month to scour the globe and bring home a bride so he can become king. Will he succeed, or will the crazy monarchs he meets on his journey thwart his quest for the the throne? USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,857 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
From Brothers To Lovers by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England have quite a past what with being brothers, then warring, then... becoming lovers. Just how did it all come to pass? It certainly wasn't a smooth journey... USUK, shounen-ai/yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,256 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [America, England/Britain]
Beneath the Water, In the Waves by Apalla reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a young merman who swims to the warmer waters of Florida to mate, but he's soon mistaken for an injured human, and taken into the care of Alfred F. Jones, who he may have feelings for. First fanfic. USUK, Franada, GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Play My Game by itachi-is-here reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a psychologist specialising in adolescents who can't remember his childhood. When Alfred F. Jones, a patient who claims that he can see mythical creatures, is assigned to him, will it uncover everything he can't remember? Eventual USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
Wartime Letters by 9LRCenturion reviews
The story in which pilot Alfred F. Jones and professor Arthur Kirkland meet in London, and then proceed to write to each other from across Europe once Jones is sent to war. A World War II era collaboration by Wutaiflea and 9LRCenturion
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 32,593 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Cards We Are Dealt by FishwichForMyLove reviews
Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,911 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Western Love Story by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur, a simple Englishman, has just moved to a small town in Oklahoma in 1907. He knows enough about himself to know that he is in love with a cowboy. But the cowboy's not so sure about it. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,552 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales by Bloodypleasures reviews
After faking his own death, Alfred boarded a pirate ship under the belief it was a safe supply ship. Now he has a choice; either join the Emerald Dragon's crew, or drown in the seas trying to swim to land… Hiatus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,389 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - England/Britain, America
The Shades of Spades by Zeplerfer reviews
In the Kingdom of Spades, the clocks choose the rulers, but many distrust the most recent choice of Queen. Caught between the demands of love and duty, Arthur and Alfred must find a way to save Spades and themselves before it's too late. Cardverse / Cardtalia. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,365 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [America, England/Britain] China - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by BoundInSkin reviews
High school AU - Why does Gilbert, the school's most notorious troublemaker, spend so long at hockey matches? Is it to avoid his anal retentive brother? To stain his teeth blue with slushies? Or is it more to do with the captain...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,058 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Prussia, Canada
14 Ways to Say by YuugisGirl reviews
England is tired of sitting back and waiting for the oblivious America to notice him. Operation British Seduction is a-Go! UKUS/USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,099 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - England/Britain, America
Never Say No One by Mafia Sable reviews
None of the families wanted to keep him more than a week. Antonio was determined to change that. Lovino has a secret though, and it is because of it that he acts how he does. "It's almost as if you want people to hate you, Lovi..." Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Never Been Kissed by harponMOO reviews
Arthur Kirkland has his first break as a reporter, but it requires him to go undercover at Hetalia Academy. Who knows, maybe he'll have the chance to fix past mistakes... if that git of a teacher doesn't get in the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Zombies vs Unicorns! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
His Favorite Customer by chibi-excel reviews
Romano has moved to America with his family, where they opened up a restaurant. There he gets the pleasure of having the bad touch trio as customers. He then has the luck of a certain Spaniard deciding to go after him. Spamano Prucan GerIta sebsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,160 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Convention by Haru-shira-kun reviews
Alfred, an otaku, wins a bet and drags his best friend - a reluctant Arthur - to a 3-day convention. They encounter, of course, anime, cosplay, Pocky and fangirls! Little do they know that it will change their relationship status of 'just friends'...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Dare To Love by HetaGirl reviews
It all started with a stupid dare. All Alfred had to do was ask him the new British kid on a date. What he hadn't expected was himself want to hang with him more than that, and how much he enjoyed the Brit's company. Was Alfred falling for Arthur?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,366 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,693 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Risico by Hellie Ace reviews
Discontinued and being redone at a later date. Please see final chapter for more details.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,470 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - America, England/Britain
Ask Germany, Romano, and The Bad Touch Trio by OtakusUnite reviews
The show where you ask anything to Germany, Romano, and The Bad Touch Trio. Rated M for Romano's and Prussia's mouth and "suggestive" themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,177 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Atlantic Mansion by GreenAppleAddict reviews
*ON HIATUS* Will be rewritten someday. Probably in the far off future.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - America, England/Britain
Reconstruction by White Mizerable reviews
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,644 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Kiss by Trumpet-Geek reviews
USUK. Alfred has a problem, which can only be solved by a kiss from a certain Brit in a certain square in a certain city. He's got a lot of planning to do if he wants this to happen. New Year's fic exchange with worldaccordingtofangirls.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Published: 12/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Falling in Love in NYC by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The Briton had only intended to dance the night away after another hectic day in his miserable life; he just wasn't expecting to meet the young lad who would forever change said measly existence. For better or for worse. AU. Mainly USxUK & some FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,579 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, England/Britain
Who? by KuraiKaNinja reviews
No one sees Canada until Prussia comes around. Curl abuse! First fic, but no need to be nice! May or may not be updated again depending if I can get off my lazy ass.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Mother Road by Trumpet-Geek reviews
Written for USUK Secret Santa fic/art exchange. Alfred gets Arthur to agree to go on a week-long road trip along America's mother road -Route 66.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Stupid, Stupid Love by jmp22895 reviews
Romano decides he never wants to fall in love. Heck, who would love him back anyway? But Spain, hearing Romano's plight, decides to help Romano find love! ...oh wait...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Unexplored Depths by lebunnylub reviews
Set in a time of fresh discovery, two men from different worlds come together on the open seas. Growing tougher, growing softer, just wishing for that out stretched hand to save them. Even if they don't believe they need it. Human names. Reviews are love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Arse by OwlinAMinor reviews
Sometimes, England thought that America loved England's arse more than he loved England himself. A drabble/oneshot series about America, England, and England's arse. USUK, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - England/Britain, America
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Letter To Spain by CartoonCouples101 reviews
A letter Spain never got, sent by Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Tell Tale Heart's by RainingPaperButterflies reviews
Alfred and Arthur hated each other from the moment they met, and decided instantly that they wanted nothing to do with the other. However when forced to share a dorm room, they begin to find that avoiding each other is going to be harder then it looks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 173,981 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
Collision of Worlds by mar-map reviews
Arthur Kirkland finds himself in the care of Alfred F. Jones when the two meet under abnormal circumstances, are chased by the police, and find themselves at the top of the most wanted list.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,309 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My reason to smile by Nasse reviews
Alfred's cousin is coming to stay at his house, which he doesn't really want... but it looks like Arthur is more to his liking than he originally thought... maybe this will be fun after all? AU,Alfred/Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,374 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Great Dish War of 2011 by OwlinAMinor reviews
Italy made dinner, so Germany should do the dishes. But Italy made a mess in the kitchen, so Italy should clean up. Thus begins the Great Dish War of 2011. Oneshot. GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
How to be Awesome by OwlinAMinor reviews
A bored Prussian and a lonely Canadian walk into a bar. The Canadian asks the Prussian to teach him how to be awesome. The punch line? The Prussian is no longer bored and the Canadian is no longer lonely. PruCan. Threeshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Camp Hetalia by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur attends Camp Hetalia and grudgingly becomes friends with the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. Then gets a crush on him, because he just can't help it. Written for the Summer Camp event on the USUK community over on LiveJournal. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,980 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - England/Britain, America
And All That Jazz by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,954 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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The Key Of The Sea reviews
-USUK Pirate!AU (1700's) Rated M for violence, minor character death- Arthur lived a small life working an inn. That is, before a bear of a man burst through his door, practically kidnapped him, and forced him into a journey he never wanted to have. And what's all this about a magic key and golden eyes?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Jeanne D'Arc
That's Up For Debate reviews
"Hello, Mr. Cleavland," Arthur greeted, nodding his head. Jim pressed his lips into a thin, neutral expression. "Good Afternoon, Arthur." Arthur smiled, a demented sort of smirk, and shook the blonde bangs out of his eyes. "So, you're probably wondering why I'm duct taped to the ceiling." (US/UK) Highschool!AU-Debate Team
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - America, England/Britain
Can't Help Falling In Love reviews
100 US/UK/US oneshots. A ton of AU's. To celebrate the perfect lovers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,251 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
Greensleeves reviews
-Extended Hiatus/Discontinued-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,539 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - England/Britain, America
Keyboard Clatter reviews
Alfred's not one of THOSE fans. But, well, it was only one ship. Only one roleplay. But it turned into something so much more. USUK threeshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Heart Soars reviews
Alfred F. Jones was a pilot. Not a fighter pilot, or a teenager who has been flying since he could walk, or anyone special. No, Alfred F. Jones flew commercial planes. It was a dull, repetitive job that was only made bearable by his wonderful crew and the places he got to see. Until someone new was added to the crew and everything changed. 3shot USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Can You Play Me A Memory? reviews
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. The Regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting next to me. Makin' love to his tonic and gin. He says, "Son, can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes. But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete; When I wore a younger man's clothes."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - America - Complete
The World and Its Problems reviews
Look at a story. Back to mine. Sadly, that story isn't mine. But if it lost that stupid summary and wrote something like this, it could look like mine. Scroll down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a computer, about to click on this story. Oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011
The Alcohol, The American, and The Drunk reviews
Wow! How original! USUK where England is drunk and meets America on a whim! Pfftt... Well, I promise you this: I will make you smile at some point during this story. Human and country names used. USUK, PruCan, Spamano, SuFin & Geraita.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,138 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bad Luck & Felix Felicis reviews
It started with a bet. It ended with a kiss. But in-between is the fun part. USUK Hetalia-Harry Potter crossover oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
What Happens In Vegas reviews
Alfred was a simple carpenter. But then he was fired. Arthur was ready to start his life with his new fiance. But then he got dumped. The two strangers meet in Vegas. And, frankly, they didn't stay there. USxUK implied Franada Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,497 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cum To An Understanding reviews
Alfred and Arthur get into a fight about who knows what. Now it's time to make up. USxUK M for the fun stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Potato Disease reviews
North Italy's been avoiding Germany for nearly a week now. No matter what poor Germany tries, Italy just won't acknowledge him. What happened? Oneshot GeraIta and Spamano A bit angsty
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
C'est L'amour reviews
Matthew wanted to get away from his old life so he could relax a while. But he found a little more than he came here for... Oneshot songfic Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
I really miss you reviews
"When that family member, your own brother, your kin, decides to look you in the eyes as he cuts himself out of your chest, That is true heartbreak." USUK progression of their relationship after the revolution. Based off a you tube video. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete