Author has written 4 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, and Harry Potter.
don't say that I'm out of touch
with this rampant chaos-your reality
i know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge
the nightmare I built my own world to escape
-- Imaginary, Evanescence
Warning: I write wierd crossovers, I may even post a few.
You know you want to be her:
A cop makes a traffic stop on an elderly woman. As she looked for her driver's license the cop noticed her conceal-carry permit.
"Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" He asked.
"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box," she said.
"Do you have any other firearms?"
"A 9mm Glock in the center console."
"Is that all?"
"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted.
The cop smiled, "What are you so afraid of?"
Looking the cop right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."