Phantasmagorical Carnival
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Joined 09-08-11, id: 3237701, Profile Updated: 03-25-12
Author has written 4 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, and Harry Potter.

don't say that I'm out of touch

with this rampant chaos-your reality

i know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge

the nightmare I built my own world to escape

-- Imaginary, Evanescence

Warning: I write wierd crossovers, I may even post a few.

You know you want to be her:

A cop makes a traffic stop on an elderly woman. As she looked for her driver's license the cop noticed her conceal-carry permit.

"Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" He asked.

"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box," she said.

"Do you have any other firearms?"

"A 9mm Glock in the center console."

"Is that all?"

"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted.

The cop smiled, "What are you so afraid of?"

Looking the cop right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."

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Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 127 - Words: 126,844 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Alek F., Deryn S.]
Alone Time by kyouko68 reviews
Ever since entering the New World, Luffy and Zoro never seemed to get there time together if you know what I mean. May contain spoilers for some. Viewer discression is advised. ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
A Butler Needs a Master by bbst reviews
When Ciel moves into his family's old mansion, the last thing he expected was for it to be haunted. But there's a spirit of a certain butler in there who doesn't want Ciel to leave...ever. What's a butler without a master, after all?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Pulchritudinous by Pyocola Analogue III reviews
AU: When Maka Albarn is kidnapped and put in the protection of a trio of morons she starts saying her prayers. She has also decided she'd going to have to have a serious talk with her parents when she gets home. SoMa TsuStar KidLiz ChrPat
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,333 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Five Times the World Saw John Watson, The Doctor by YYHfan-KB reviews
and one time the world saw John Watson, The Soldier. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W. - Complete
Let's Just Smile! by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Could the girls be planning a surprise party for Jean? Or are they simply out to kill him? With the Gunslinger Girls, you never really know.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jean, Claes - Complete
World of Midnight by tearysilver reviews
What happened to hansel and gretel after they were both killed? where did they go? this is a one shot of what happened rated T for slight violence and blood references
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Hansel, Gretal - Complete
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Legacy reviews
Modern AU, not in the way you think though. May become a collection of unrelated oneshots. T for blood.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Ciel P.
Resuming reviews
Hermione finds her parents after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Hermione G.
Facets
Unrelated oneshots, mostly SoMa. Mostly fluff, but not too much if I can help it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,694 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011
The Host Club is furious with the King reviews
Tamaki drinks at a party, Haruhi is frustrated, everyone else is ticked. Rated T for alcohol and insinuations. Haruhi/Kyoya if you tilt your head at the right angle.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete