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Joined 09-09-11, id: 3239026, Profile Updated: 08-12-12
Author has written 2 stories for Glee.

Until just now I hadn't watched any of the second season. Now, I have concluded that Sam and Finn talking to each other is like two four year olds having a conversation. Funny at first, and then just sad.

Second, I am against bullying, I swear it's true. That being said, Karofsky is less intimidating and more hilarious. Seriously? Asking to have a wedding cake topper is not bullying. It's F*g funny. Granted, he could use some pointers on personal space, but dammit Kurt, don't wear pants that tight if you don't want a closeted football player to want to touch you and maybe smell your hair a bit. And why are you so hard on Karofsky anyway? Didn't you play football and kiss Britney and stuff like that just so your daddy would like you more than Finn? I mean, you do kind of go overboard sometimes. We get it you're gay, and that's great, but you're also kind of an A*e. And if you're dad's a mechanic and you don't appear to have a job of any kind, how can you afford designer clothing? Are you selling drugs, dude? Seriously, that's a big effin plot hole no one's cleared up for me. In short, just laugh at the big jerk and let him screw you. Everyone wins.

Wow, I didn't realize how strongly I felt. I thought I like Kurt, but now I'm not so sure...thank God for fanfiction, so I can make him likeable again

12/AUG/2012 - It's been a long hiatus, but I think I'm ready to slowly plug away at some fiction again. Prob...Probably not going to finish that detective story though. It wasn't supposed to be more than a one shot anyway. Also, I have some new fandoms to explore. Did you guys know they turned Vampire Diaries into a show? A whole show! Also, Teen Wolf is a show, and Michael J Fox isn't even there to screw it up.
I don't know guys. This is a big scary world.

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Twenty nine point eight degrees Fahrenheit by awkward innuendo reviews
Prologue: "I can't." It was black when Kurt ran out. On that cold, open night, Kurt could think of only one place he wanted to be. He climbed into his truck and started the engine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Bear and the Chipmunk by ImaginedInsanity reviews
"I wasn't always like this," Sebastian said softly and so earnestly that Dave almost didn't hear him. He sank down into a chair by the door, four feet from Dave's bed, as if he could catch suicide. "Neither was I," Dave replied with a sarcastic smile.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.
Stolen by hopefulwriter27 reviews
En route to visit his family in Arizona, Kurt is kidnapped by an attractive stranger named Dave. AU of Glee; Based loosely off the book Stolen by Lucy Christopher
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,724 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
This Gay Thing Is Pretty Awesome by lordofthepringles reviews
Dave has been accidentally outed at school. He receives comfort and support from the most unlikely source. This is a Puckurtofsky fic. So yeah a threesome between Puck/Dave/Kurt. It's basically PWP. CoWritten with Ambie720 from livejournal.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
A Change of Pace by hopefulwriter27 reviews
After Blaine rejects him, Kurt falls into a relationship with Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,235 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Move over, Hummel by superninjagurl reviews
There was a slight pause, a moment with no reply, in which Kurt pondered over rolling over and pushing the jock out of bed, but before he got to that point, Puck answered him. "Dude, I've got a boner." / unfinished, but shut down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Another notch in a designer belt by halfeatenmoon reviews
Most of the guys in school would be relieved that Kurt wasn't attracted to them. But Puck is a stud. Kurt SHOULD want him, and Puck's going to do everything he can to prove it, no matter how much it pisses Kurt off.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
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Down on the Corner reviews
Kurt is trying to sell himself on a corner. A strange man picks him. They're both surprised by what happens next.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
AutoBiography reviews
Kurt finds out that Karofsky wrote a book detailing his high school years. This causes him to be concerned. Very concerned. Slash, later on. Changed the rating. Fixed error in Chapter 3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky