Neimad Do'Urden
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Joined 09-09-11, id: 3240413, Profile Updated: 05-07-12
Author has written 3 stories for Forgotten Realms, Inheritance Cycle, and Maximum Ride.

Okay, I haven't done anything like a profile story about myself, because I don't really like talking about me. But here goes...

I'm male.

I've just turned 13.

My real name: Write my pen name down backwards.

And I live in Australia.

I'm Paranoid. (Don't follow me!)

My favorite things (wait, who am I kidding? favorites? where?), well... the things I like to do in my spare time are...:

Playing my guitar (rock, bit o' metal, none of that mix of horribleness that is called a) pop b) rap, or c) techno). Apparently, I'm the best guitarist in the school, apart from my teacher. And I'm only Year 8.

Reading (adventure, medieval style stuff... although I seem to have started to read Maximum Ride, so maybe I'm getting out of that genre. Hmmm...).

Playing games on my computer (again, adventure medieval... though I haven't yet started playing Mirror's Edge, so not "slipping into modern stuff" with that)

Reading FanFiction on my comp...

That's in order... You will NOT kill me for placing FF reading fourth. I forbid it.

Things I don't like... at all

People failing at punctuation and spelling (ok, they just piss me off alright?)

World of Warcraft (gameplay = terrible)

Parents... sometimes (when they annoy me, i.e when I actually try and stand up for myself).

being Bored (with a capital 'B')

In that order, as well.

Books I Like:

Inheritance cycle (Up 'till the end of Book 4)

Ranger's apprentice.

Forgotten Realms (Drizzt FTW)

Harry Potter (typical...)

Maximum Ride (stuuuuupiid Fang...)

LOTR (Frodo's a wimp, though)



Quotes I don't mind:

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few seconds. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." No idea who said that, but I found on a forum sig.

"To understand life, the universe and everything else, you must know the question; the answer's easy. To understand me, you must have a guitar" I know who said that... it was ME!

"Darkness is not the absence of light, it is merely the resistance to it." loosely remembered from a Terry Pratchett book a long, long time ago.

"There is more to me than meets the eye." A quote that was put someone's artwork who was in my class. Don't actually know who said it.

Now for the pairings...

The Inheritance Cycle: Eragon/ Arya, Murtagh/ Nasuada (I don't care if the books are finished. Neither of them happened).

Maximum Ride: Max/ Fang, Iggy/ Ella, Dylan/... (Why did I say that?) Death, Nudge... I have no idea for her (Insert random OC here).

Favorite songs:

(I have lots of them)

Don't Cry* (Guns 'n' Roses)

Leper Affinity (Opeth)

Enter Sandman* (Metallica)

Nothing Else Matters* (Metallica)

Civil War* (Guns 'n' Roses)

Blackwater Park* (Opeth)

What About Me? (Moving Pictures)

Early Warning (Baby Animals)

Solitary Man* (HIM)

My Happy Ending (Avril Lavigne)

Beyond Redemption* (HIM)

Behind Blue Eyes* (Limp Bizkit)

Breaking the Habit (Likin Park)

Heropsychodreamer (Live) (I hope I spelled that right)

Ghost of Perdition (Opeth)

Into the Night* (Chad Kroeger & Carlos Santana)

The Door (Silverchair)

Tribute* (Tenacious D)

A Mad Russian's Christmas (Trans-Siberian Orchestra)

Ember Drive* (Walls of Jericho)

No Saving Me* (Walls of Jericho)

Iris* (Goo Goo Dolls)

Time of Your Life* (Greenday)

Baying of the Hounds (Opeth)

Photograph (Nickelback)

Smoke on the Water* (Deep Purple) (c'mon, what guitarist doesn't know at least the intro of that song?) (I can play the entire song, though.)

Stairway to Heaven* (Led Zeppelin)

Wish You Here* (Pink Floyd)

Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)* (Pink Floyd)

Smells Like Teen Spirit* (Nirvana)

Bittersweet (Apocalyptica)

Boulevard of Broken Dreams* (Green Day)

Face of Melinda (Opeth)

Bed of Roses (Bon Jovi)

Turn the Page (Metallica)

Three Little Pigs (Green Jelly) (It's not really a favorite as such. It's just an amusing song for me)

Haunted (Kelly Clarkson) (I don't think of this as pop)

Sunshine of Your Love* (Cream)

And I've got that much Evanescence that I don't know which songs are which. Suffice to say that I like all of them.

I've written a couple of songs myself, as well.

If you haven't guessed, my most favorite bands are Opeth, Guns 'n' Roses and Metallica.

If there's an asterisk next to the song, I can play it on guitar.

Hopefully I didn't bore you to much.



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A Family in 100 Moments by TortoisetheStoryteller reviews
A drabble thread following the adventures and misadventures of Will Treaty, his wife Alyss, and their children, with guest appearances by the rest of the gang. Individual ratings vary, but will not rise above a mild T. I will be ignoring The Royal Ranger for this fic. ON HIATUS.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 25,902 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Will, Alyss]
The Apprentice Years by Falcon97 reviews
A series of one-shots about Will's time as an apprentice under Halt, what happens when Will has his first drink? Or when Halt leaves Gilan at home by himself for the first time? Mainly humor but I do have some other stuff planned: hurt/comfort, angst, maybe a bit of fluffyness... Please read and review!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Will, Halt, Gilan
Flock Feathers by Sylvanna reviews
A collection of oneshots for a collection of people. All pairings used at some point, or will be used. Pick a chapter title that suits your fancy, let me know what you think. (Note: the first chapter was written more than a year ago.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 174 - Words: 88,990 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Mandy Spades reviews
Just your average teenage tomboy Maxine Martinez starts at her sister's school. After making some new friends and being told to pick up a new book 'Maximum Ride' , she starts to make connections between her life and the fictional ones. With secrets, songs, and a certain black haired best friend; what could go wrong? FAX EGGY Rated for slight language Songfic Full Summary Inside...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 196,097 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Max, Fang] Ella, V. Martinez - Complete
50 Ways To Die: Dylan Style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, It has PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP. You know it's gonna be good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
Just Seahorsin' Around by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
So I got this crazy idea- what if Fang had seahorse DNA in him? Now think about it- what do seahorses do that is entirely unique in the animal kingdom? LOL this is gonna be good. MPreg. R&R for waffles!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Fang - Complete
Something RomeoandJulietish by OwlinAMinor reviews
It's like Romeo and Juliet, only funnier, less depressing, more perverted, and with a whole lot more Bacon. Eggy. Gazzy/OC. Fax in later chapters. Read at your own risk.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,496 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Frayed by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Fixing what's broken is easy. Mending what is frayed is a whole other story...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,926 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - [Fang, Max] - Complete
The iPod screen by TMI reviews
Fang returns to the flock's house after two months of being on his own. He wanders around Max's moonlit room, discovering things that will help him make the decision to stay or go. No longer a one or two shot! Thanks for all the support, people! Love you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Incurable by SearchingInspiration reviews
Fang gets a letter from Angel telling him to come and stop the relaionship that has developed between Max and Dylan. What will happen when he gets there? Why don't we find out? Kinda sad rated T because you can never be too sure.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Guide to Maximum Ride by independentwriter-137 reviews
You've seen the cliches, the Mary Sues and Gary Stus, the text talk grammar, it's all covered here in this little helpful guide to help you make a better fanfic and an overall better author.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
What Happens With Cookies by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
A really strange MR parody. Expect the unexpected. The result of a sugar high. Review :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max - Complete
The Brom Song! by Gyp Dark reviews
Boredom brought me to consider all the things they did differently in the film and the book. I pondered what might happen if the producers left Brom to himself on screen, given his brilliant song in The Lion King, and THIS was the product of my ponderings
Eragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Brom - Complete
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Don't Cry reviews
A MR songfic to Don't Cry by Guns 'n' Roses. First MR FF. Max has an emotional breakdown, Fang helps her. Slight Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Diary
Basically Drizzt's thoughts on random topics. First FF
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Drizzt D.
Galbatorix and the course of life reviews
Just a short oneshot in Galby's POV. Set just before his death.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - King Galbatorix - Complete